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[–]TheMightySpork 15 points16 points ago

/r/funny

/r/gifs

If your reaction is not something close to the reddit alien's reaction then it's not /r/wtf

[–]SirComesizeThe2nd 15 points16 points ago

"Thieving", "Hood", and "Monkey" all in one sentence can be very misleading.

[–]Blopple 2 points3 points ago

Always one step ahead of me, reddit...

[–]TournamentDirector 6 points7 points ago

String betting is not allowed, first verbal utterance is binding. You called and may not raise until your next turn to bet

http://i.imgur.com/vBr0r.jpg

[–]annefrankswoodndildo 4 points5 points ago

To the crack house!

[–]Schrammwow 4 points5 points ago

Who has the version with the "we out" caption on it?

[–]Spaceosaurus 4 points5 points ago

Nigga we be bailin to tha hood

[–]TacticalOgre 2 points3 points ago

I wish someone would steal my hubcaps. They are all broke and ghetto.

[–]eaturliver 2 points3 points ago

This is from some commercial I saw a long time ago, a lot of people are driving through a zoo and monkeys are constantly stealing parts off their cars. And in the end they monkeys end up making a patchwork car of their own from the stolen parts and escaping.

[–]wolf2600 2 points3 points ago

clever girl......

[–]pogswaggle 2 points3 points ago

I'm watching Total Recall and literally just heard this line. Weird.

Edit: It would have been better if it was Jurassic Park, but still.

[–]wolf2600 2 points3 points ago

STEAL ALL THE SHINY THINGS!!!!!

[–]CaesarIV 2 points3 points ago

Is there a subtle joke in the title or am I just racist?

[–]cargup 0 points1 point ago

Oh, nothing to see here. Just white people being racist.

[–]TokinTortis 2 points3 points ago

What kind of bullshit Benz has hubcaps and not rims?

[–]IveGotThePower 5 points6 points ago

Get your shit together Tyrone.

[–]Ihaveastupidcat 1 point2 points ago

In the rest of the world Mercedes are just everyday cars. In the US they only import the highest trim levels and market them as luxury cars. But elsewhere they are anything from economy cars to semi trucks (or Lorrys).

[–]wolf2600 0 points1 point ago

:ugh: They're called "WHEELS". The rim is a part of the wheel.

[–]Villainsoft 2 points3 points ago

Hood monkey? Sounds racist.

[–]JabberJauw 5 points6 points ago

Have you heard of detroit?

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 7 points8 points ago

It's so cold in the D! How da fuck do we 'posed to keep peace?

[–]Devils-Avocado 0 points1 point ago

I'm taking it back.

[–]DevilsCandyCane 1 point2 points ago

When I made my dad take me to the safari park as a kid, he burned it through the monkey enclosure, nearly ran a few over, no way he was stopping and watching his Jag get dismantled, although he enjoyed laughing at the people who did...

[–]sleuth_hound 1 point2 points ago

Damn Six Flags has those things you can drive through. Fucking monkeys tried to steal everything off my mother's 4Runner. Luckily the most they got away with was the cap for the back wiper. We got da fux outta there and never went back. I'd rather walk around a zoo and keep my things.

[–]T_Mucks 0 points1 point ago

I think you're mistaken. That's a hubcap monkey.

[–]Clay_Statue 1 point2 points ago

The owner of the drive-thru safari sells them back to you in the gift shop.

[–]whatwhat27 0 points1 point ago

annie's boobs... is that you?

[–]cellfreezer 0 points1 point ago

Scousers

[–]xxsmokealotxx 1 point2 points ago

I prefer trunk monkeys myself

[–]Alice_in_Wonder 0 points1 point ago

Okay, up vote for you. It was cute

[–]TheGoodDrFunkyFresh 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of Monkey Trouble with Harvey Keitel.

[–]zBriGuy -1 points0 points ago

Car vandalizing monkeys are no joke. I once took my 86 Buick Century through the optional monkey section at a 6 Flags safari in NJ and those little bastards tore off my tail light.

If you care about something, DO NOT let a monkey anywhere near it!

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for the title.

[–]DizzyRose 0 points1 point ago

He'll get wheel tyred carrying that around.

[–]0AABCEHMU1H2C3K5N 0 points1 point ago

bretty good 5/5

[–]Scheckschy 1 point2 points ago

Hood Monkeys will be the downfall of us all. And the Canadians.

[–]4_8_15_16-23-42 0 points1 point ago

Monkey See, Monkey Do...

[–]IIIMurdoc 0 points1 point ago

If you are reffering to this front page Phone Theif from today: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/13axkm/phone_thief/ than you sir are a rascist

[–]cinema-cinema 1 point2 points ago

False alarm guys, just another nigger.

[–]awesomebbq -1 points0 points ago

Seriously? This is in /r/WTF? Fuck this shit.

[–]miggleito 1 point2 points ago

isn't this just a GIF of a black person?... ill go leave now

[–]itwasjustpillowtalk 1 point2 points ago

Am I racist for expecting this to be racist?

[–]jessvj 1 point2 points ago

Come on now, /r/funny seriously.

[–]Dexyn -1 points0 points ago

Are we on /r/funny? No?

That's truly WTF.

[–]whitney023 1 point2 points ago

where I'm from we dont have to call them hood monkeys, we just call them monkeys.

[–]Mike12344321 -2 points-1 points ago

Trained By NiggersTM

[–]kpoh48 -3 points-2 points ago

Niggers in their wild habitat.