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[–]sjhill 112 points113 points ago

You're not a fish - you're a man.

In the desert.

Alone.

[–]LuaMilkshake 18 points19 points ago

There ain't no rain in the desert!

[–]auralammunition 24 points25 points ago

[–]HansGrub3r 7 points8 points ago

Also upvoted for using the no drip version.

[–]trimeta 49 points50 points ago

Upvote for using the non-nosedrip version.

[–]HansGrub3r 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit, i searched everywhere for the no-drip version yesterday... every combination of "doctor who" "rain" "Tennant" "No drip" etc etc, on google, on reddit, etc... All I found was one with no drip but his head was wobbling.

I wasted way too much time and ended up using the drip version.

Thank you. Permanently bookmarked and saved.

TL;DR - You never really appreciate a gif until you can't find it.

[–]Skitty27 -5 points-4 points ago

That gif made me tear up! It's just unbearable to see The Doctor sad :(

[–]sunkenOcean01 0 points1 point ago

Then don't watch that episode, because that was one of a few times watching Doctor Who that I teared up. Actually watching it is so much worse than the gif...

[–]FortunePaw[!] 12 points13 points ago

With a horse with no name.

[–]MiltonFriedmanIsBoss 12 points13 points ago

It felt good to be out of the rain.

[–]ncjkIO 8 points9 points ago

In the desert you can remember your name. Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

[–]MiltonFriedmanIsBoss 10 points11 points ago

[–]Barbed_Flamingo_Cock 10 points11 points ago

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

[–]afrothunder287 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking that

[–]cass314 0 points1 point ago

But all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you....

[–]ayures 63 points64 points ago

[–]MagicBox101 5 points6 points ago

And deprived of water and woman.

[–]Woman_AMA 46 points47 points ago

There are a lot of other fish in the sea... and you see yourself as a shark... sharks eat fish... wait... Call me.

[–]Knightbre 1 point2 points ago

There are always jellyfish. They are easy.

[–]iamsurroundedbyidiot -3 points-2 points ago

this!

[–]phD_in_Random 2 points3 points ago

plenty of fish? worst. dating-site. ever.

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[–]jamarcus92 1 point2 points ago

Don't be that guy.

[–]craniumonempty 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, pussies are cats.

[–]unicornjoel 28 points29 points ago

Look just under its dorsal fin: you can see Kirby in the refracted light patterns on its back.

[–]Karma_Inc 2 points3 points ago

Jesus Christ I totally see it.

[–]Johnny_Appleweed 4 points5 points ago

WAT.

[–]CitizenKanye 13 points14 points ago

...so you're a sexual predator?

[–]lollermittens 0 points1 point ago

Fish rape... Nice.

[–]Ihmhi 20 points21 points ago

http://www.bash.org/?761414

 

#761414 +(7439)- [X]


SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl

Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.

Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike
broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat
instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."

SergioThree: ...

SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible

[–]SOPA_NO 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for that, I think I'm using that from now on.

[–]UNBR34K4BL3 8 points9 points ago

maybe don't make the 'fish' feel like they're being hunted

[–]Ameisen 6 points7 points ago

[–]Senorhip 18 points19 points ago

[–]IM_A_WOMAN 19 points20 points ago

or this if you like stuff that moves

[–]Cynical_Walrus 6 points7 points ago

dialog1:

"I'm gonna eat'cha. I'm gonna eat'cha!"

dialog2:

see dialog1

[–]yamehameha 2 points3 points ago

He got... SCHOOLED

[–]iTimmeh 12 points13 points ago

It's like how it was on How I Met Your Mother

"There's plenty of fish in the sea...then you're straight, so that pretty much halves those fish, then we gotta' remove the taken/married ones...and then the lesbians. People way below your standards...then remove those girls that aren't legal for you...okay, got it. There is 8 fish in the sea. Good luck."

[–]ObsidianOverlord 5 points6 points ago

Op is a giant. And a cannibal. That's the problem.

[–]Sparkles1586 4 points5 points ago

Laughing and crying...relating isn't always a good thing

[–]Frank_JWilson 2 points3 points ago

I think you may be too fat.

[–]ItWillBeMine 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you reposted the title and everything.

[–]iamsurroundedbyidiot 3 points4 points ago

If I was a shark in the sea..ZERO FUCKS WOULD BE GIVEN. I am a Shark...those humans make movies about me.

[–]cheesiepoofs 1 point2 points ago

its friday night man. thanks for salting the wound.... tho something tells me you knew that already

[–]luthifer 1 point2 points ago

maybe if you weren't a shark...

[–]MegaSuperAwesome1214 1 point2 points ago

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I'm just a shitty fisherman.

[–]BlackLiger 2 points3 points ago

Dat feel, I knows it.

[–]trentboyett 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, you're an apex predator!

[–]nation12 2 points3 points ago

My wife saw this and asked me what it was. I told her it was something someone posted on Reddit every week saying "This is what I feel like dating".

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

Cool, you're a shark!

[–]TrojanThunder 0 points1 point ago

But its not the smell I miss!

[–]Madmallard 0 points1 point ago

You has to learn how to attract fish.

[–]dannykboy 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same way, and I'm married with kids!

[–]mandano 1 point2 points ago

Well, stop trying to eat potential dates, and you'll be fine!

[–]yamehameha 1 point2 points ago

Twist: the fish is a super sayain

[–]theoriginalpapo 0 points1 point ago

You feel like an insatiable predator that refuses to stop, even to sleep, to keep feeding?

[–]D-Cat 1 point2 points ago

You are a giant?

[–]darktanyun 0 points1 point ago

your repost sucks, ya dingus

[–]thanksjerk 0 points1 point ago

  1. Don't be a shark.
  2. Don't not not be a shark.

[–]mycatisadick 0 points1 point ago

nobody says other fish

just fish

[–]razorx71 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you go after that big fat ugly one that all the other ones are avoiding? Easy catch.

Ohh that's you? Sorry I give bad advice. See bro? You have to admit your faults and shit. So get out there and find some other fat fish to swim with!

[–]hellblaster5 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of this http://www.bash.org/?761414

[–]AJKane 0 points1 point ago

Try another sea... or perhaps an ocean.. or a small puddle.

[–]longswolf 0 points1 point ago

"I don't know how best to put this... There's a hole in the boat and the baits dead." - Garfield the Cat

[–]Kryptosis 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you should stop eating the slow ones then.

[–]DrTesseract 0 points1 point ago

You are a predator?

[–]COXIMUS 0 points1 point ago

If you shave your neck beard you will probably be able to swim faster.

[–]Sheen_dust 0 points1 point ago

And the bigger your pole, the better the fish

[–]SharkMan4real 0 points1 point ago

This its what gives my nickname purpose

[–]Grishfish 0 points1 point ago

Can confirm. We hate you.

[–]TheHuffness 0 points1 point ago

fuck you i don't need any more depression tonight

[–]flaflashr 0 points1 point ago

http://plentyoffish.com - I am a satisfied user. Met a woman, dated for a few years, she is now my wife.

[–]LinkBrokeMyPots -1 points0 points ago

I am a marketing peon for the site, im single and watch porn and have no life. FTFY.

[–]flaflashr 0 points1 point ago

Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong.

[–]life_positive 0 points1 point ago

Like a shark? That's awesome.

[–]2dollarb 0 points1 point ago

That shark needs a net. Hey, wait a tic...

No, no, can't do that; pretty sure it's illegal.

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 0 points1 point ago

You know there's Otha fish in the sea, that is!

[–]Farn 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter how many fish there are when you have no bait.

[–]stunnellweb 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I'm a sexual predator.

[–]riverstyxxx 0 points1 point ago

Do NOT sign up on PlentyOfFish.com!! I repeat: DO NOT SIGN UP, THE SEA IS POLLUTED!!

[–]cabezadewebo -1 points0 points ago

are you fat?

[–]nylosdavis 0 points1 point ago

Badass

[–]SortaJamesBond -1 points0 points ago

"My daddy told me there's a lot of fish in the sea

There's just a lot of fuckin money, bitches, and weed"

Ninja, die antwoord

[–]LinkBrokeMyPots 0 points1 point ago

Apparently just random words shoved together..

[–]SortaJamesBond 0 points1 point ago

Yep, that sums up die antwoord...

[–]teeuncouthgee 0 points1 point ago

There's plenty of fish in the sea, if you run out of women.

[–]vyllex 0 points1 point ago

This is such a stupid fucking saying.

There are plenty of other fish in the sea but who says that any of them want anything to do with you? Sure do to the sheer amount of other fish in the sea, there's bound to be a small percentage of those people who will be able to either cope with you or love you but that sea is vast. Impossibly vast. It is enormous and you are one small fish, nothing longer than a foot. You are swimming around in circles looking desperately for that fish, to find the one that's made for you.

But you'll never find them.

You're alone.

[–]Nukken 0 points1 point ago

You're a shark, keep being awesome.

[–]GodsFavAtheist 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, there are plenty of manatees in the see ....... except you know there isn't coz they are going extinct. - Tina

[–]downwardisheavenward 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying you're a predator of women?

[–]JimmyHavok 0 points1 point ago

Those fish know exactly what you want with them.

[–]ophello 0 points1 point ago

The problem is you hate yourself. As long as that is true, you will be avoided.

[–]moogoesthecat 0 points1 point ago

You and every other person in the world it seems like.

[–]Daraghblor -3 points-2 points ago

Who on earth says that? It's "there's plenty of fish in the sea."

[–]Captain-Kenneth 3 points4 points ago

It's close enough for you to not correct him unnecessarily.

[–]ohnati -3 points-2 points ago

right in the feels :(

[–]agkistrodon12 3 points4 points ago

right in the gills?