How I feel whenever someone says "there's lots of other fish in the sea."

sjhill · 2012-11-16T20:59:51+00:00

You're not a fish - you're a man.

In the desert.

Alone.

ayures · 2012-11-17T01:32:20+00:00

Even better version.

Woman_AMA · 2012-11-16T21:08:17+00:00

There are a lot of other fish in the sea... and you see yourself as a shark... sharks eat fish... wait... Call me.

unicornjoel · 2012-11-16T23:58:59+00:00

Look just under its dorsal fin: you can see Kirby in the refracted light patterns on its back.

CitizenKanye · 2012-11-16T23:07:43+00:00

...so you're a sexual predator?

Ihmhi · 2012-11-17T02:08:13+00:00

http://www.bash.org/?761414

#761414 +(7439)- [X]


SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl

Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.

Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike
broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat
instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."

SergioThree: ...

SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible

UNBR34K4BL3 · 2012-11-17T02:23:42+00:00

maybe don't make the 'fish' feel like they're being hunted

Ameisen · 2012-11-17T01:56:38+00:00

I prefer this one.

Senorhip · 2012-11-16T22:56:17+00:00

reminded me of this

iTimmeh · 2012-11-17T02:04:32+00:00

It's like how it was on How I Met Your Mother

"There's plenty of fish in the sea...then you're straight, so that pretty much halves those fish, then we gotta' remove the taken/married ones...and then the lesbians. People way below your standards...then remove those girls that aren't legal for you...okay, got it. There is 8 fish in the sea. Good luck."

ObsidianOverlord · 2012-11-17T02:08:40+00:00

Op is a giant. And a cannibal. That's the problem.

Sparkles1586 · 2012-11-16T23:06:20+00:00

Laughing and crying...relating isn't always a good thing

Frank_JWilson · 2012-11-17T02:48:52+00:00

I think you may be too fat.

ItWillBeMine · 2012-11-17T03:29:14+00:00

Wow, you reposted the title and everything.

iamsurroundedbyidiot · 2012-11-16T22:04:22+00:00

If I was a shark in the sea..ZERO FUCKS WOULD BE GIVEN. I am a Shark...those humans make movies about me.

cheesiepoofs · 2012-11-17T00:42:30+00:00

its friday night man. thanks for salting the wound.... tho something tells me you knew that already

luthifer · 2012-11-17T00:43:45+00:00

maybe if you weren't a shark...

MegaSuperAwesome1214 · 2012-11-17T01:43:26+00:00

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I'm just a shitty fisherman.

BlackLiger · 2012-11-17T01:51:06+00:00

Dat feel, I knows it.

trentboyett · 2012-11-17T02:01:29+00:00

Damn it, you're an apex predator!

nation12 · 2012-11-17T02:03:25+00:00

My wife saw this and asked me what it was. I told her it was something someone posted on Reddit every week saying "This is what I feel like dating".

come_on_seth · 2012-11-17T02:05:35+00:00

Cool, you're a shark!

TrojanThunder · 2012-11-17T02:20:21+00:00

But its not the smell I miss!

Madmallard · 2012-11-17T02:21:34+00:00

You has to learn how to attract fish.

dannykboy · 2012-11-17T02:23:43+00:00

I feel the same way, and I'm married with kids!

mandano · 2012-11-17T02:41:07+00:00

Well, stop trying to eat potential dates, and you'll be fine!

yamehameha · 2012-11-17T02:47:50+00:00

Twist: the fish is a super sayain

theoriginalpapo · 2012-11-17T02:52:27+00:00

You feel like an insatiable predator that refuses to stop, even to sleep, to keep feeding?

D-Cat · 2012-11-17T02:59:07+00:00

You are a giant?

darktanyun · 2012-11-17T03:02:03+00:00

your repost sucks, ya dingus

thanksjerk · 2012-11-17T03:04:18+00:00

Don't be a shark.
Don't not not be a shark.

mycatisadick · 2012-11-17T03:05:40+00:00

nobody says other fish

just fish

razorx71 · 2012-11-17T03:10:54+00:00

Why don't you go after that big fat ugly one that all the other ones are avoiding? Easy catch.

Ohh that's you? Sorry I give bad advice. See bro? You have to admit your faults and shit. So get out there and find some other fat fish to swim with!

hellblaster5 · 2012-11-17T03:16:00+00:00

reminds me of this http://www.bash.org/?761414

AJKane · 2012-11-17T03:17:37+00:00

Try another sea... or perhaps an ocean.. or a small puddle.

longswolf · 2012-11-17T03:32:37+00:00

"I don't know how best to put this... There's a hole in the boat and the baits dead." - Garfield the Cat

Kryptosis · 2012-11-17T03:42:22+00:00

Maybe you should stop eating the slow ones then.

DrTesseract · 2012-11-17T03:51:39+00:00

You are a predator?

COXIMUS · 2012-11-17T03:56:48+00:00

If you shave your neck beard you will probably be able to swim faster.

Sheen_dust · 2012-11-17T03:57:19+00:00

And the bigger your pole, the better the fish

SharkMan4real · 2012-11-17T04:09:54+00:00

This its what gives my nickname purpose

Grishfish · 2012-11-17T04:21:38+00:00

Can confirm. We hate you.

TheHuffness · 2012-11-17T04:30:24+00:00

fuck you i don't need any more depression tonight

flaflashr · 2012-11-17T04:34:59+00:00

http://plentyoffish.com - I am a satisfied user. Met a woman, dated for a few years, she is now my wife.

life_positive · 2012-11-17T04:36:56+00:00

Like a shark? That's awesome.

2dollarb · 2012-11-17T04:40:49+00:00

That shark needs a net. Hey, wait a tic...

No, no, can't do that; pretty sure it's illegal.

BobLeBuilDerp · 2012-11-17T04:45:55+00:00

You know there's Otha fish in the sea, that is!

phantom887 · 2012-11-17T05:00:05+00:00

http://i50.tinypic.com/2wqzivb.jpg

Farn · 2012-11-17T05:30:46+00:00

Doesn't matter how many fish there are when you have no bait.

stunnellweb · 2012-11-17T05:31:29+00:00

Yeah, I'm a sexual predator.

riverstyxxx · 2012-11-17T05:32:37+00:00

Do NOT sign up on PlentyOfFish.com!! I repeat: DO NOT SIGN UP, THE SEA IS POLLUTED!!

cabezadewebo · 2012-11-17T05:56:15+00:00

are you fat?

nylosdavis · 2012-11-17T05:57:17+00:00

Badass

SortaJamesBond · 2012-11-17T06:04:39+00:00

"My daddy told me there's a lot of fish in the sea

There's just a lot of fuckin money, bitches, and weed"

Ninja, die antwoord

teeuncouthgee · 2012-11-17T06:55:19+00:00

There's plenty of fish in the sea, if you run out of women.

vyllex · 2012-11-17T06:56:23+00:00

This is such a stupid fucking saying.

There are plenty of other fish in the sea but who says that any of them want anything to do with you? Sure do to the sheer amount of other fish in the sea, there's bound to be a small percentage of those people who will be able to either cope with you or love you but that sea is vast. Impossibly vast. It is enormous and you are one small fish, nothing longer than a foot. You are swimming around in circles looking desperately for that fish, to find the one that's made for you.

But you'll never find them.

You're alone.

Nukken · 2012-11-17T06:58:28+00:00

You're a shark, keep being awesome.

GodsFavAtheist · 2012-11-17T07:00:39+00:00

Don't worry, there are plenty of manatees in the see ....... except you know there isn't coz they are going extinct. - Tina

downwardisheavenward · 2012-11-17T07:01:04+00:00

Are you saying you're a predator of women?

JimmyHavok · 2012-11-17T07:19:30+00:00

Those fish know exactly what you want with them.

ophello · 2012-11-17T08:29:43+00:00

The problem is you hate yourself. As long as that is true, you will be avoided.

moogoesthecat · 2012-11-16T23:04:40+00:00

You and every other person in the world it seems like.

Daraghblor · 2012-11-17T02:24:47+00:00

Who on earth says that? It's "there's plenty of fish in the sea."

ohnati · 2012-11-16T22:19:21+00:00

right in the feels :(

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