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My housemate taking her boyfriend to see the new Twilight movie. (imgur.com)

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[–]PenguinPerson 35 points36 points ago

Disregard pants. Acquire karma.

[–]lindskitten 119 points120 points ago

I will never understand people who drag their partners to movies they're obviously not interested in. If I take my husband to a romantic comedy I know he's going to sit there and be grouchy and make snide comments and sigh loudly - it's a waste of everyone's time. He's miserable, he's making me miserable - there's no point. I just don't get what the draw is.

[–]firebadmattgood 62 points63 points ago

Lots of people don't understand the necessity of "my time" versus "our time."

[–]Scarbane 12 points13 points ago

That's why being single is actually really fucking awesome

[–]firebadmattgood 31 points32 points ago

I'm in a relationship with a lovely woman and I do pretty much whatever I want. You don't need to be single for that.

Edit - lol downvoting me for being happily taken

[–]Cormophyte 10 points11 points ago

Got downvoted a few days ago for practically the same sort of sentiment. Evidently Reddit is full of jealous people with perpetually dysfunctional relationships.

Love you guys!

[–]BulletBilll 4 points5 points ago

How dare you live a better life than mine!

[–]Herbamins 4 points5 points ago

One downvote!

Guess I should edit and say that the dude had 8 or 9 upvotes to only 1 downvote when I made my snide remark.

[–]kungtotte 0 points1 point ago

Why should you be happy?!

[–]bleakeh 0 points1 point ago

I'm down voting you for saying that you are "taken". Hate when people use that phrase.

[–]FearTheStache13 -1 points0 points ago

sometimes that is true. people just need to gently remove their tampon and say "i dont want to go, sorry" not that difficult. if she bitches about it, shes probably a shitty girlfriend anyway.

[–]Achillesbellybutton 2 points3 points ago

I think the key to success is compromise and occasionally giving more than you take. It's unfair if to say that you are just unwilling to participate in something your partner enjoys, then what's the point of a relationship if you're treating your partner like you would a person you just met on the street?

[–]FearTheStache13 0 points1 point ago

true, but no compromise was offered in this scenario

[–]eolson3 18 points19 points ago

Revenge is a dish best served in a 2.35 aspect ratio.

[–]Hydris 39 points40 points ago

I don't go because i want to, i go because she wants me to. ~2 hours of my time isn't going to kill me and it will make her happy.

[–]Vocalities 17 points18 points ago

I'd think she would want to go with a friend so they can talk about it and enjoy it together.

[–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 11 points12 points ago

This is a ridiculous concept, you could just be with someone that you have things in common with that you both enjoy doing together. If you develop interests that the other person doesn't, go do them yourself or with a friend.

"Hey want to go shopping?" - "No"

"Hey want to go shoot darts at the bar?" - "No"

then you come home and hang out doing the things you both enjoy. Not that hard really.

[–]monkeychess 10 points11 points ago

I feel like the relationship where you only have common interests is rare. If he doesn't mind going to a movie his lady wants to see, what's the issue? She may not like watching football but she may sit on the couch while he does.

[–]Hydris 7 points8 points ago

There ya go, What this guy is saying. Sometimes its not about the activity in question. Sometimes they just want your company. Do people really not get this?

[–]kozaruatsea 1 point2 points ago

To be fair there's a huge difference between sitting on a couch where you can get up and go do something else if you choose or chat as opposed to being stuck in a movie theater watching something you have no interest in and being unable to chat or doing anything else.

[–]AJKane 0 points1 point ago

Would she join you at a strip club?

[–]Hydris 2 points3 points ago

Probably, But seeing as i don't find them all that great i almost never go and if i do its for a bachelor party or something. You seem to think we DO EVERYTHING together. Not the case, but i find it sad that you don't care enough to do something you don't enjoy for your SO every now and then.

[–]AJKane -3 points-2 points ago

That's because we love each other enough to not put the other through crap they don't enjoy. We enjoy the space on occasion.

[–]UglySunset 1 point2 points ago

Do they serve green eggs and ham?

[–]ligament 3 points4 points ago

Some people get a kick out of making their significant other miserable. I was in one of those relationships once.

[–]karlizkool350 3 points4 points ago

Don't remember context, but I have you tagged to ask if you took your friend fishing. So, did you?

[–]ligament 2 points3 points ago

Not yet. Mostly it's a camping thing, but he doesn't have enough cold weather gear yet.

[–]Exducer 5 points6 points ago

This is why I REFUSE to shop with my SO or her sister/mother. Fuck. That. 4 hours of nothing but a crappy game of "should I or shouldn't I?"

[–]CookieMonstr78 2 points3 points ago

That sucks. My ma' in-law literally has to touch EVERYTHING in the fucking store. My wife won't go with her. One of the great things about my wife is she shops like a dude. 10 mins and we are out. lol

[–]tairusu 5 points6 points ago

It's the consequence of letting your other relationships fall by the wayside so you can obsess over one person.

I love that my wife doesn't drag me to this crap, she has friends that are happy to go see terrible movies with her.

[–]skeletalbones 7 points8 points ago

This exactly. My SO's housemates asked last night, "Hey, are you making him take you to go see the new Twilight?" I said, "Absolutely not. It wouldn't be fun for either us. I'd be making him miserable; he wouldn't be happy with me for the rest of the night and I don't understand the point of making him do something he so resents." They were both shocked by that: "Really? That's so nice. It seems like most girls wouldn't give a shit about if their guy hates something."

[–]holliniv 3 points4 points ago

These 4 movies have been released over a 5 year period. Is it so difficult to just go out and enjoy each other's company once and a while? You can even take turns choosing. You know, support each other in your interests.

On the other hand, you have bigger problems if you feel like you're being nagged all the time.

[–]Matt_protagonist 6 points7 points ago

...what? Enjoy each other's company? It's a movie. You watch the movie and if you're with people who are interested in said movie you can talk about it before and/or after the movie, waiting for the movie to start. There is absolutely no point in taking anyone not interested in said movie, to the movie.

Your SO wants to go bowling but you're not that much into it? Yeah, suck it up. You'll probably have a decent time anyway, because you can INTERACT while doing said activity. Same with board games or whatever.

Movies? Please. There is no excuse.

[–]holliniv 4 points5 points ago

Maybe she's really excited about this movie and wants to see it with somebody she loves? So you're saying that you talk to your SO literally all the time? There's more to be said about how comfortable you two are in silence than when conversation is flowing.

[–]Matt_protagonist 3 points4 points ago

Maybe she's really excited about this movie and wants to see it with somebody she loves?

Take a friend. I'd never take my SO to something I know she won't like. She hates horror movies, I'd never take her to one, but I go with friends all the time.

There's more to be said about how comfortable you two are in silence than when conversation is flowing.

Yes... but with my SO sitting beside me, miserable, because of my neediness; would I really be comfortable? No. Go see Twilight with your friend and leave your boyfriend alone. Watch something you're both interested in tomorrow.

[–]GAD604 2 points3 points ago

There's a big difference between sitting through ~2 hours of shitty dialogue, wrapped around a shitty plot, with a shitty (and these days waaaaaaaaayyyyyy over used) vampire theme quasi-romantic-thriller in a venue where people will glare daggers at you if you speak, and sitting for ~2 hours on the couch, reading books/browsing devices of your choice, and pausing occasionally to discuss various topics/themes that are mildly relevant to... anything.

Also you don't suffer the resentment of your SO by forcibly subjecting him/her to what specifically interests you.

Matt_protagonist is spot on.

[–]fakehalo 0 points1 point ago

I've been perplexed by the excess twilight hate over the years. I realize it's a corny/cheesy movie that easily attracts teenyboppers, perhaps this is why teenagers and early 20-somethings hate it so much. To me it's just an average movie series, certainly not worth getting bent out of shape over, I'm not sure any movie is worth that.

[–]markopolol 0 points1 point ago

Because she "wants him to want to do <activity he is not interested in but she is>" as a sign of love and affection.

My ex did this all the time.

[–]LaxCrosse007 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, my wife will say "hey, [insert movie LaxCrosse007 does not want to see] just came out, do you want to go see it" and I'll just say "nope," often like they say it in Archer. She actually knows I don't want to see the movie, she only asks because she finds the reaction funny.

However she thinks Twilight is the stupidest thing ever, extra points.

[–]flekkzo -3 points-2 points ago

I think "twilight" is explanation enough.

[–]vj88 -4 points-3 points ago

Yea I completely agree. as i have been single everytime one of these movies has come out i have never have had to see any of the twilight movies but if i wasn't single and my gf did want me to go I'm pretty sure the interaction would go something like this

gf: "lets go see twilight"

me: "ok we are breaking up"

gf: "what? why?"

me: "cause i want to prove to you how much i do not want to see that movie. Go take your friends cause im sure they want to see it where as I don't."

[–]turdburglersc -5 points-4 points ago

only a woman could explain why she hates being a dick to her husband - its all his fault.

:)

[–]kleindrive 7 points8 points ago

Why is everyone so confused about her not wearing pants? Clearly they are at the beach, as the cat is being dragged across sand....

[–]Dennis_Smoore 1 point2 points ago

Not CONFUSED but ENTHUSED.

[–]gwennasaurus 19 points20 points ago

Your housemate is dating a cat?!

[–]Aidan196 4 points5 points ago

Your housemate doesn't wear pants?!?!

[–]psmwrxguy 14 points15 points ago

I'm a male. I was initially dragged into the series by an ex and felt like I had to finish what I started. Last night I went and saw the movie with 6 amazing females who just wanted to drink and have a good time. We laughed, we drank, we ate. And yes. I saw twilight. TL,DR: Saw Twilight. Don't care. Had fun.

AND THAT TWIST!!!!! Even I was blown away.

[–]thebutcherswife 7 points8 points ago

Nice try twilight

[–]marfalight 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, it was a legitimate twist... I saw it tonight and while the twihards in the room started screaming in shock and horror (maybe a tear or two were shed), I think the rest of us casual viewers could be described in the following ways 1) read the book and thus were very confused but excited or 2) didn't read the book, and woke up mildly excited.

[–]delicatedahlias 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for being mature enough to admit to enjoying something that Reddit deems stupid. Also...I am so glad it was a fake-out! :)

[–]CookieMonstr78 -2 points-1 points ago

Welcome to the Friendzone!!! lol

Edit: Aww, come on people. Lighten up. I was joking around. lol

[–]overweightanorexic 3 points4 points ago

My advice, go to a joke store and buy some vampire fangs. Sit through the damn movie and just keep remembering why you have those silly plastic. Then when you get home, sexy fun time, cover yourself in glitter and bite on all her lady bits.

[–]Tumi90 5 points6 points ago

I go with my girlfriend begrudgingly, so that i can make her watch movies that i like and she probably won't, in the hopes that she will like them.

I have still to force her to watch Sin City in it entirety without it devolving into sex...

edit

She just informed me that we never actiually went to the movies to see it. We just watched it at home.

[–]GAD604 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure that you watch Sin City so that it will dissolve into sex. Still watch Shrek for that exact reason, we get to the point where the gingerbread man is being tortured by John Lithgow, and the next thing we know the credits are rolling.

Good times.

[–]daviator88 2 points3 points ago

Haha what the fuck. It's not every day a tasty treat torture scene turns into sex, but whatever floats your gumdrop, I suppose.

[–]Tumi90 0 points1 point ago

Nah. I genuinely want her to see it. If i wanted sex i would just seduced/inform her and it would happen.

[–]GAD604 1 point2 points ago

Very nice, perhaps, then, she's using sex to not have to sit through it?

[–]Tumi90 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure, yeah.

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

I can think of worse ways to not watch a movie I'm not into.

[–]blackthunderlily 2 points3 points ago

Liar. Never have I ever dragged you to a Twilight movie, because I go with my best friend.

[–]Tumi90 1 point2 points ago

I retract my previous statement.

[–]Ryannn24 6 points7 points ago

I have a mate who went because he seriously wanted to watch it. His girlfriend didn't even go.

[–]Tumi90 -4 points-3 points ago

I have a mate who went because he seriously wanted to watch it. His boyfriend didn't even go.

FTFY

edit

It makes me sad that we don't accept gays enough yet for it to be socially acceptable to poke fun at their stereotypes.

[–]Ryannn24 8 points9 points ago

Well the thing is, he did go with another guy... I've only met that guy once, and he is pretty flaming.

[–]Tumi90 4 points5 points ago

I love it when shit just lines up like that.

[–]Damberger 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if trolling or serious, but if you are serious it makes me sad that you have to belittle "femininity". You just HAD to say that he was dating another man, implying that the man who wanted to see twilight was also gay. You pretty much attacked homosexuality and femininity. Not really a nice thing to do

[–]holliniv 7 points8 points ago

I went by choice.

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

I'm giving you an upvote because I just played that game three days ago. Didn't get very far, mind you, but still had a fun time.

[–]yaarr 1 point2 points ago

If you're talking about the whip, then yes, you are.

[–]LochnessDigital 4 points5 points ago

Pants?

[–]wesman212 6 points7 points ago

Except the cat doesn't get a blowjob afterward

right?

[–]gijane480 7 points8 points ago

twilight is a musical?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 5 points6 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

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[–]domo-loves-yoshi 0 points1 point ago

personally it's a waste of money for someone who doesn't like the movie to pay to see it. remember dark knight rises, I don't remember any girl complaining that her other half dragged her to see it.

[–]razerdoh 0 points1 point ago

Everyone should see the new Twilight movie, its so bad its awsome

[–]theonewiththeface 12 points13 points ago

My husband and I are going to see Skyfall tonight and I went earlier today to buy the tickets. There was a line for Twilight tickets and plenty of guys there (I assume against their will) and when I proudly asked for Skyfall tickets, they looked at me with jealousy. Like, "wow, so there are women who don't cream themselves over Twilight."

[–]Se7enUnicorns 17 points18 points ago

I'd rather cream over James Bond.

[–]mrsambo99 9 points10 points ago

I did... twice.

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

Tmi bro.

[–]theonewiththeface 2 points3 points ago

Given the opportunity, I'd do James Bond.

[–]Se7enUnicorns 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't we all?

[–]theonewiththeface 0 points1 point ago

There's a trend, I've noticed, that most of his ladies die. Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

[–]delicatedahlias 3 points4 points ago

"There was a line for Twilight tickets and plenty of guys there (I assume against their will)"

You don't know that. I went to the marathon yesterday and there were guys there who looked happy and were wearing their lanyards. I doubt they were forced to wear a lanyard. People of both genders can enjoy Twilight, just like people of both genders can enjoy Skyfall. Also, I am trying extremely hard not to snark at you for being proud of yourself for not liking Twilight and making people jealous. You don't have to like Twilight, and I can understand why many don't, but it doesn't make you a better girlfriend. This is of course a completely separate issue from forcing people to do something they don't want to. That's never good relationship behavior, no matter who does it or what it is.

[–]theonewiththeface 1 point2 points ago

First, from the looks on these guys' faces and body language that I observed it seemed against their wills. You could tell by body language who was and wasn't uber thrilled to be there. I know plenty of guys who do enjoy Twilight- I didn't mean to generalize and imply that it was only a girl thing. If your a person who likes Twilight, more power to you. Personally, it's not my cup of tea.

Second, my pride was more in the fact I broke expectations. I walked into a crowded room and after many asked for Twilight tickets (majority of whom women), I proudly asked for Skyfall. And in the guys' body language I observed, they seemed jealous of my movie choice.

Third, I agree. Forcing people to do things against their will is never a good thing and can add unnecessary strain to a relationship.

Finally, I don't mean to seem snarky or write you a novel. I am trying to be more concise by breaking it down into what I saw as your major points.

[–]Buttered_Penis 1 point2 points ago

My SO has good taste, but if she did like Twilight I would just, you know, not go with her.

I don't mind doing a lot for her but there's "me time" and "us time" and I'll be damned if I have to be miserable because she can't find someone else to go with her.

[–]theonewiththeface 1 point2 points ago

Preach it! My husband and I generally can agree on movies but I don't force him to movies I know he won't kind of enjoy, like, kids' movies.

Edit: grammar and junk.

[–]Buttered_Penis 2 points3 points ago

Kids movies can be pretty awesome. He doesn't even like Shrek?

[–]theonewiththeface 1 point2 points ago

He does, but it's not something he wants to go to the movies to see. He'd rather wait until it's on DVD and we'll redbox it. Unlike me who saw the Lorax twice in theaters. Although, this past summer, we went to see Brave for my birthday, and he begrudgingly liked that.

[–]Buttered_Penis 2 points3 points ago

Ah. That's a shame. The theater experience is a nice change of pace. In my current relationship I've decided to start doing things like that more often.

[–]theonewiththeface 1 point2 points ago

It's nice and we enjoy it. However, we live in a small college town and the theater is one of very few things to do here. So, it gets old fairly quickly when done all the time. We try to go out once a month or so for a date night.

Also, I just noticed your name... I laughed. A lot.

[–]Buttered_Penis 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it. My people have been buttering their peni for generations.

[–]GAD604 -3 points-2 points ago

If my wife was the kind of woman who creamed herself over sub-par literature/cinema and then forced me to take an interest in it I wouldn't be where we are today.

[–]KarmaChameleonn 8 points9 points ago

My SO and I are going to see Twilight. He isn't fond of the movies but doesn't mind going. Just like when he plays COD, I cheer him on. We're in a relationship, we don't have all the same common interests but we support each other without bitching.

[–]holliniv 5 points6 points ago

This is the way to go! It's all about attitude.

There was this comment:

I will never understand people who drag their partners to movies they're obviously not interested in. If I take my husband to a romantic comedy I know he's going to sit there and be grouchy and make snide comments and sigh loudly - it's a waste of everyone's time. He's miserable, he's making me miserable - there's no point. I just don't get what the draw is.

Maybe she's really excited to see Twilight and wants to share the experience with somebody she loves. Is it so difficult to put on a cheery face and just enjoy who you're with instead of what you're doing? On the other hand, you have bigger problems if you feel like you're being nagged all the time.

[–]Esparno -4 points-3 points ago

Is it so difficult to put on a cheery face and just enjoy who you're with instead of what you're doing?

Is it so difficult to do things by yourself that your SO doesn't have LITERALLY ANY INTEREST IN? You're kind of a cunt if you insist otherwise.

People in relationships, REGARDLESS of how serious they are (so don't try that argument) do not have go to the same events.

You shouldn't require support from your SO to see a movie. I mean, what the fuck?

[–]holliniv 1 point2 points ago

You're kind of a cunt if you can't do something the other enjoys once in a while. Good luck.

[–]Matt_protagonist -1 points0 points ago

Once in a while

Not the movies. Movies is not an activity where you interact very much. You take in the media and you get enjoyment out of it. If you're not enjoying the media, you shouldn't be there, no matter who sits beside you. If you're both enjoying the media, you're doing it right. But to make your boyfriend or girlfriend sit through something they don't want to sit through, you're just being selfish because there is no "bonding time" in that. He/she will just resent you for it.

[–]Esparno -3 points-2 points ago

Not the movies. Movies is not an activity where you interact very much. You take in the media and you get enjoyment out of it. If you're not enjoying the media, you shouldn't be there, no matter who sits beside you.

SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT HOLY SHIT!

THANK YOU.

[–]ninjafaces -2 points-1 points ago

If it was anything other then a non interactive movie that argument would be valid. You sit there and watch, talking etc is considered rude. Why would you make someone go see something they have no interest in.

[–]Esparno -5 points-4 points ago

Welp, with all these down-votes and comments it looks like you're in the wrong here. Are you going to continue to insist you're right? If so, know that you're only proving me right about you being a terrible person.

Also know that any down-votes I get will be attributed to me being a crass and brusque person. I tell you how it is, like it is, with little to no regard for your feelings on the matter. Don't like it? Too bad, you're still wrong.

Do you also insist on spending every spare minute outside of work with your SO? Giving them no time to do things with their friends or on their own?

If the answer is anything but "No, that's silly and only silly people insist on that" then you have a twisted perspective on what a relationship should be, and I sincerely hope your SO realizes this and gets out ASAP.

[–]Damberger 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't require support from your SO

Well.. You're kinda dumb. Pretty insensitive to the needs of your partner and the dynamics of a relationship.

[–]SnowflakeA 3 points4 points ago

Ugh this one made me sad because my cat died strangled in a red harness like that. People, just let your cats be indoor or outdoor cats. I learnt the hard way.

[–]TrueCanadianPatriot 1 point2 points ago

What the hell? How did this happen?

[–]Plagioclase -2 points-1 points ago

Pepperoni?

[–]dutchbits 0 points1 point ago

Whew, glad I'm not in this boat!

[–]SquirrelWithAShotgun -1 points0 points ago

http://imgur.com/c12ZE repost.

[–]sconnie64 0 points1 point ago

Who dressed their honey badger up as a cat?

[–]Master_Z 0 points1 point ago

My FWB wanted to see I think the 2nd/3rd w/e and all her plans fell through the night before to see it w/ friends. So she asked me if she wanted to go, I said sure. I heard the series was utter garbage and it really is, but it's like a shitty soap you just gotta see how the relationships work out. I had a pretty fun night because I was optomistic.

Do I wanna spend gas and 10 bucks on a ticket to watch this new one? Fuck no, I will see it whenever the FREE chance presents itself, because I don't really care for it, but if it's present, my interest will want to know what happens.

[–]larkeith 0 points1 point ago

That woman isn't wearing pants...

[–]LostSoulsAlliance -1 points0 points ago

What I hate is when they beg to go out and see the movie, then they fall asleep in the middle!

[–]labeille87 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend is dragging me to go see it monday. I plan on drinking beforehand.

[–]whiteandornerdy 2 points3 points ago

If you still can, tell him that the climax is this INSANE vampire battle that's actually pretty exciting. I'm actually interested in seeing that part.

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

The bf

[–]Eminian 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to see the new Twilight. You know why? I fucking want to go see it.

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone else hate twilight?

[–]SamsTheMan91 0 points1 point ago

Haha my cat used to do the same thing when we tried putting him on a leash until he got killed by an opossum

[–]LinkBrokeMyPots 0 points1 point ago

how does one kill a leash?

[–]SamsTheMan91 0 points1 point ago

By hanging

[–]Bacon_Moustache 0 points1 point ago

This isn't meant to be "trollish" or anything so please don't get all bent out of shape. But why do people that share a house with someone have to say housemate instead of roommate? I mean, I know that some of you are going to read this and get all defensive because you either do that yourself or you would do it. But if I share an apartment with someone and we have separate rooms I still call that person my roommate. I guess I just see it as one of those instances where the person needs to feel vindicated to people they don't know or will never meet about the fact that even though they don't make enough to own their own home they still don't live in some tiny apartment. I am not judging though, I rent a place too. I guess I just thought about it when I read the word housemate.

[–]heypeaches[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm living in a student house, away from home. Everyone around here says "housemate", so that's what I'm used to. I get what you're saying though!

[–]KumquatKoala 0 points1 point ago

I also enjoy taking long walks with no pants.....?

[–]coreyleo 0 points1 point ago

casually has no pants on

[–]6eemo 0 points1 point ago

Poor cat thats cruel

[–]lil_ian69 0 points1 point ago

how come her boyfriend is a cat?

[–]edman007 1 point2 points ago

I went, the whole theater erupts in a loud tantrum at the end, I laughed.

[–]rezajune 1 point2 points ago

Twilight was created to get back at all the dirty boyfriends and husbands who asked for anal.

Pay back is a bitch

[–]rangemaster -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I dodged that sparkly bullet today.

[–]hzgo 1 point2 points ago

Your housemate's boyfriend is a pussy.

[–]epraider 0 points1 point ago

It's my general philosiphy that when your ladyfriend asks you to go to a movie, you just go. You don't have to enjoy the movie, just enjoy going with her.

[–]usclone 3 points4 points ago

I think you are the platonic "dick in a jar."

[–]epraider 1 point2 points ago

You are, Unfortunately, pretty accurate in that assumption.

[–]usclone 0 points1 point ago

It's ok. We've all been there :(

[–]lainabaina -4 points-3 points ago

And this, my friend, is what gets you laid. Congratulations.

[–]Esparno 2 points3 points ago

Are you 12? He said ladyfriend, not girlfriend. If you assume every girl you're friends with owes you sex for seeing a shitty movie you're a moron.

[–]lainabaina 1 point2 points ago

Relax I was agreeing with him

[–]GentlemanREX -1 points0 points ago

guys, someone needs to call the police about the obvious domestic violence going on

[–]VonIsengard -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure I could get my husband to go see it if it meant I could punch this bitch for dragging the cat.

[–]Exducer 0 points1 point ago

Fuck your title. That cat be dead.

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