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[–]AldoApache 36 points37 points ago

cleaned it up a bit. enjoy.

http://imgur.com/7EVHo

[–]amysplat[S] 9 points10 points ago

Thanks dude :)

[–]Jdf121 28 points29 points ago

[–]alienelement 14 points15 points ago

Masturbathing*

[–]zerpderp 0 points1 point ago

I beat off in my parents Jacuzzi when I was like 13. I was grossed out after I thought about it. I was floating around in my own knuckle-children, and soon, my family would be too.

[–]honeybadga 3 points4 points ago

What if you got your own ma preggers? there couldve been some past nastification.

[–]zerpderp 1 point2 points ago

Oh God...

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 2 points3 points ago

Out of curiosity, do you have any younger siblings?

[–]zerpderp 1 point2 points ago

Nope, I'm the youngest.

[–]Johnny-Canuck 2 points3 points ago

I knew I could count on someone doing this.

[–]kenocar 8 points9 points ago

Chucky.

[–]rollingonariver 1 point2 points ago

Immediately what I thought.

[–]StiofanO 5 points6 points ago

This is how i imagine spiderman's face is sitting behind his desk..

[–]_marco_ 8 points9 points ago

where is that hand?

[–]6footstogie 11 points12 points ago

you know full well where it is.....the grin gives it away ;)

[–]spinozasrobot -1 points0 points ago

I believe it was a rhetorical question.

[–]brittanysage 8 points9 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/mWPZU.jpg found him a friend ... made me 'chuck-le' as well!

[–]XYMan28 2 points3 points ago

Is your dad Jack Nicholson?

[–]kidsthosedays 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking Amy Poehler

[–]XYMan28 0 points1 point ago

LOL, her too!

[–]IncarnatedFate 2 points3 points ago

Was your dad Chris Farley?

[–]dendersn 1 point2 points ago

I see your dad learned to masturbate at quite a young age.

[–]Sean265 0 points1 point ago

I can tell your dad use to lift.

[–]screwtrains[!] 1 point2 points ago

It's like he is staring into my soul as he is fapping...

[–]CreedShrute 0 points1 point ago

this guy looks like chucky.

[–]noclipn1nja 0 points1 point ago

Your father seems to be furiously masturbating.

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying 0 points1 point ago

Made me chuckie

[–]lionsface98 0 points1 point ago

Cute? Funny? That's creepy!

[–]GreenHero 1 point2 points ago

You should make him recreate this photo.

[–]heliotropes 0 points1 point ago

Is your dad Andy Richter?

[–]bigrigburt 0 points1 point ago

You just know he is cranking on his little doofer.

[–]HBZ415 0 points1 point ago

Why did he put an Instagram filter on this?!

/s

[–]retep1515 1 point2 points ago

Was your dad Chris Farley?

[–]SucculentSoap 0 points1 point ago

Baby, you've got a stew going.

[–]Sweetpeasnpoppyseeds 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't help but crack up, adorable

[–]prettystupidme 0 points1 point ago

This is the face of a child that just peed in the bath.

[–]onebighoopla 0 points1 point ago

Why would you chuckle, are you over the age of 60?

[–]amysplat[S] 0 points1 point ago

Us Brits, we start chuckling from an early age. As a 21 year old, I've mastered the art of chuckling.

[–]endless_sleep 0 points1 point ago

Don Rickles, is that you?

[–]Thegreatergatsby 1 point2 points ago

Chris Farley?

[–]xSULLY 0 points1 point ago

every one is behind a desk and im just in this bucket masturbating

[–]OleFj40 0 points1 point ago

"I just pooped in here"

[–]Gamer9131 0 points1 point ago

Is he... masturbating?

[–]duke_lucas 0 points1 point ago

your dad looks like a young Rainn Wilson.

[–]Jesv -2 points-1 points ago

My child makes a similar creepy bath time face.

http://imgur.com/ruvsv

[–]brussels4breakfast -3 points-2 points ago

[–]johnnybsmooth81 -2 points-1 points ago

Someone needs to photoshop pedobear in the picture.

[–]FeeOhNahx 0 points1 point ago

Fap.

[–]Meenoid 0 points1 point ago

looks instagrammed.

[–]DutchessArcher 0 points1 point ago

Ermahgerd brrrth