Bowling Master

Azurinelle · 2012-11-16T20:27:59+00:00

For a couple of frames I was like, "OH SHIT," but then I was like, "OOOOH SHIIIIT."

AreYouFuckingSerious · 2012-11-16T19:53:40+00:00

Ah, the graceful, deadly and little known martial art style of Ten Pin Jitsu. It has been years since a true master has emerged.

betterworkonthat · 2012-11-16T20:23:06+00:00

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

tinnman · 2012-11-16T20:45:47+00:00

I love that he hit it Brooklyn style on top of it all.

sir_fancypants · 2012-11-16T19:57:08+00:00

Next Olympic event? Freestyle Figure Bowling.

gh0st32 · 2012-11-16T21:11:09+00:00

Awesome but I kept looking at Senna on the backboard or whatever it is called.

FritzMeister · 2012-11-16T20:49:28+00:00

Quite the contrast to this, posted earlier this week.

Subearoo · 2012-11-16T20:22:20+00:00

But can he set off a sprinkler in the ceiling?

jktharippa · 2012-11-16T21:18:51+00:00

This guy must get so much bowling alley pussy

anasztaizia · 2012-11-16T19:50:43+00:00

The funny thing is, that's the only way he can get a strike.

big_damn_zero · 2012-11-16T21:05:12+00:00

He is Almighty Malachi, the bowling god.

fentonfenton · 2012-11-16T20:28:13+00:00

How is that funny? It's amazing nonetheless.

strican · 2012-11-16T21:00:10+00:00

BROOKLYN!!!

nolez · 2012-11-16T21:07:34+00:00

Presented without comment:

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
This guy is much better at bowling than me.	11^coms	167^pts	5^hrs	gifs
I'm never bowling the same way again	109^coms	771^pts	1^yr	funny
Not Bad	3^coms	19^pts	1^yr	gifs
Bowling. Like a boss.	16^coms	451^pts	4^mos	gif
extreme bowling	12^coms	154^pts	1^yr	gifs
Extreme...bowling?	67^coms	652^pts	1^yr	pics
Unusual Bowling	42^coms	585^pts	1^yr	gifs

source: karmadecay

pungkerton · 2012-11-16T21:20:20+00:00

http://i.minus.com/irv36a7umnZc5.gif

ritzyreflog · 2012-11-16T21:00:43+00:00

Un-bowl-evable

Khiraji · 2012-11-16T20:44:07+00:00

OVER THE LINE.

fiplefip · 2012-11-16T22:00:19+00:00

Source video

scuby22 · 2012-11-16T19:27:27+00:00

I don't even know what I just watched... but I like it.

YT4LYFE · 2012-11-16T21:37:40+00:00

THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

whereswald514 · 2012-11-16T20:36:56+00:00

If he teamed up with this guy they would be unstoppable.

belkarbitterleaf · 2012-11-16T21:07:22+00:00

stolen shamelessly from gifs. here

Lav0c · 2012-11-16T21:12:41+00:00

try doing that in wii bowling

Probable_Foreigner · 2012-11-16T21:12:53+00:00

I am happy OP didn't say Bowling level: Master

phatboyslim · 2012-11-16T21:46:34+00:00

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

tomparker · 2012-11-16T21:57:15+00:00

Who do you think you are? I am!

lu2012 · 2012-11-16T21:22:28+00:00

at first I was surprised....then I saw the asian writing.

CptSpiffyPanda · 2012-11-16T20:01:46+00:00

Bowling is interesting because there is a perfect game. Not only that, a perfect game that is independent of who you are playing against. I don't know how professional bowling makes up for this.

I remember seeing a game of stunt bowling where the put chairs and ramps in the lane. They also made bizarre pin combinations.

Misformisfortune · 2012-11-16T20:34:11+00:00

I would totally break my wrist attempting this

schattenteufel · 2012-11-16T20:38:05+00:00

That's how he rolls.

pist_thera · 2012-11-16T20:40:48+00:00

Just imagine the pins are girls panties dropping after seeing him do this.

SkyBS · 2012-11-16T20:47:18+00:00

Hilarious.

Stok3dJ · 2012-11-16T20:52:53+00:00

But... But he didn't even fall on his head... :(

Simsimius · 2012-11-16T20:55:51+00:00

Not only was this amazingly awesome - worthy of me exclaiming "goddamn" quite loudly - but as a formula one fan I enjoyed the mural.

Rowsdower98 · 2012-11-16T21:03:18+00:00

Looks like a good way to hurt yourself and get Munsoned.

Takara8tt · 2012-11-16T21:07:33+00:00

He got a strike. The pins got served.

StinkStar · 2012-11-16T21:09:39+00:00

He may have the style, but I have the pop culture reference!

frgrc334 · 2012-11-16T21:10:00+00:00

this guy is like "Oh you can bowl a perfect game? let me ruin the last 3 years you took to become A champion bowler"

thegodofkhan · 2012-11-16T21:10:42+00:00

SO GOSU

danknerd · 2012-11-16T21:12:08+00:00

Dude has bowled an amazing 1021 strikes in a row and counting, does he ever miss?

chilols · 2012-11-16T21:12:18+00:00

He barely got a strike.

TwistTurtle · 2012-11-16T21:12:35+00:00

Well that just seems unnecessary.

thenamesIAN · 2012-11-16T21:12:50+00:00

A mummer's farce.

Timmmah · 2012-11-16T21:15:38+00:00

Man, that's a really light ball he is using.

NotVerySmarts · 2012-11-16T21:16:48+00:00

I like to spin an 8 pound bowling ball on my finger, and then try to throw it for a strike. I've done it about 5 times before, got it on video twice...

Naolol · 2012-11-16T21:21:40+00:00

I thought it was going to emerge into a fail.. But they obviously proved me wrong.

claptonman · 2012-11-16T21:22:39+00:00

Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

notuw · 2012-11-16T21:25:19+00:00

Son, people can see you!

Alexandur · 2012-11-16T21:26:10+00:00

This is almost as cool as my style of "novelty bowling", which involves getting on my knees and rolling the ball as gently as I can. It takes about ten seconds to reach the pins, but, for some reason, I almost always get a strike this way. This guy is alright too, though.

mon1ck · 2012-11-16T21:27:43+00:00

Looks like the world's best save ever.

wawayanda · 2012-11-16T21:28:37+00:00

I would injure myself SO hard trying to do that.

Skatemacka02 · 2012-11-16T21:31:02+00:00

How many people died for this to take place.

bret9871 · 2012-11-16T21:31:15+00:00

I can do that! Here.... hold my beer.

Pfheonix · 2012-11-16T21:31:21+00:00

Failu- WAIT, WHAT?

bulkygorilla · 2012-11-16T21:32:08+00:00

of course hes asain

tax_collector · 2012-11-16T21:32:35+00:00

HAHAHA That is so funny! Kill me now.

Mcpaddyquack · 2012-11-16T21:32:39+00:00

He bowled Brooklyn. He still has much to learn.

akasyap · 2012-11-16T21:34:21+00:00

Would love to find a tutorial on how to do this right.

ndaskey · 2012-11-16T21:34:43+00:00

Thats just like your opinion, man

Spinazania · 2012-11-16T21:35:25+00:00

Tekken Bowling

Aozi · 2012-11-16T21:35:29+00:00

This is just a ninja disguised as the bowling ball.

JDubStep · 2012-11-16T21:35:38+00:00

my rotator cuff screams in pain watching this.

itsmevichet · 2012-11-16T21:36:03+00:00

That was like Street Fighter meets bowling.

fredherplol · 2012-11-16T21:37:12+00:00

One in a million shot.

SuperlativeInsanity · 2012-11-16T21:37:43+00:00

I'm betting he has already discovered which is harder, and he's lucky the bowling bawl doesn't dent.

RegularIcosahedron · 2012-11-16T21:38:04+00:00

I wonder how much tries this took.

VinDoctor21 · 2012-11-16T21:38:08+00:00

Indy car wallpaper at a bowling alley?

madryl · 2012-11-16T21:38:18+00:00

I expected The Dude.

eatelectricity · 2012-11-16T21:38:21+00:00

I'd like to see this guy play a round of croquet.

cbarrett1989 · 2012-11-16T21:39:43+00:00

Japanese people are the Japanese people of whatever it is they do.

UsernameNotFound404 · 2012-11-16T21:39:48+00:00

OVER THE LINE!!!Mark it zero!

midnightapartment · 2012-11-16T21:41:15+00:00

That would kill my back

Ferrari458Italia · 2012-11-16T21:42:00+00:00

RIP Ayrton Senna

AKSasquatch · 2012-11-16T21:42:07+00:00

i cant believe this got posted twice in the same day and this gif is old as shit ahah. Not complaining, just interesting how reddit works ~~sometimes~~ all the time.

tuck5649 · 2012-11-16T21:42:11+00:00

If I attempted this I would loose several fingers.

UsernameNotFound404 · 2012-11-16T21:42:29+00:00

OVER THE LINE!!!Mark it zero!

brewzombie · 2012-11-16T21:42:42+00:00

He hit it brooklyn and got lucky with the 7 pin... what an amateur.

5ft11flip · 2012-11-16T21:43:57+00:00

No matter how good you are, there is always an Asian kid who does it better than you.

CowsofSteam · 2012-11-16T21:44:12+00:00

BULLSHIT

cartermnyc · 2012-11-16T21:45:03+00:00

You ever have one of those days where your brain just refuses to be logical?

I thought this guy was a master not because he did it once... but because it did it twice. The uhm, gif looped.... I feel like my punishment for being this stupid is a wonderful dose of reddit ridicule.

reidalf · 2012-11-16T21:45:11+00:00

Bitchin Senna poster

THEzoidberg · 2012-11-16T21:45:12+00:00

Broooklyn bastard

redadidasjumpsuit · 2012-11-16T21:45:51+00:00

so... bold.

Ghastly_Gibus · 2012-11-16T21:45:53+00:00

Oh hell yes. Imma try this at cosmic bowling tonight.

done_holding_back · 2012-11-16T21:46:15+00:00

Someone should bake this man a cake.

Buffalonian · 2012-11-16T21:46:34+00:00

On a side note, he has a cool bowling ball.

CODYgomer · 2012-11-16T21:46:44+00:00

Meanwhile in Korea..

evilxerox · 2012-11-16T21:47:15+00:00

His foot looks like it crosses the line mid air. Doesn't count.

cwlsmith · 2012-11-16T21:47:59+00:00

Why is this in /r/funny?

What about this gif makes someone laugh? I'm genuinely interested in why this funny. I think it's cool that the dude can do that, but it's not funny.

FooingBars · 2012-11-16T21:48:24+00:00

It went Brooklyn! That's no master, that's a second chance given to a rebound quality date.

Seredoff · 2012-11-16T21:49:22+00:00

Totally thought he was going to get munsoned there for a sec but he pulled that off nicely.

thatsmrdugan · 2012-11-16T21:50:00+00:00

WOW.

lmpervious · 2012-11-16T21:50:10+00:00

I liked how the title let me believe it was sarcasm when it looked like he royally fucked up. :D

MicSauce · 2012-11-16T21:50:58+00:00

If my cousin bowled like that, it wouldn't bother me so much when he calls me asking to go bowling.

Scyntax · 2012-11-16T21:51:59+00:00

Cue the "The Big Lebowski" references..

Whymustardpackets · 2012-11-16T21:53:40+00:00

Video?

93jerrod · 2012-11-16T21:53:40+00:00

https://www.facebook.com/UNC.AFROTC.DET590

like this page

peter48a · 2012-11-16T21:53:53+00:00

Awesome! Not funny though

jayseesee85 · 2012-11-16T21:54:00+00:00

Good shot, Red 2!

iamacock · 2012-11-16T21:54:41+00:00

I wonder if when he's angry he 'flips his split'.

Samjowen · 2012-11-16T21:54:50+00:00

I REALLY wanted to see his reaction!

Agilent247 · 2012-11-16T21:54:57+00:00

They don't teach you how to strike like that in tae kwon do.

bluejams · 2012-11-16T21:55:28+00:00

Asians can add flips to anything.

MyNameRhymesWithTank · 2012-11-16T21:56:21+00:00

Brooklyn

papakuv · 2012-11-16T21:56:36+00:00

Over the line!!

Janake · 2012-11-16T21:57:12+00:00

The most popular reddits are shit holes. This got upvoted to the top post of /r/funny in two hours.

/R/FUNNY.

FUNNY. HAHA. LIKE LAUGHING AND SHIT.

onlythestrongsurvive · 2012-11-16T21:58:08+00:00

Bowlin' like a baws!!!! ha ha

TennantsUnderstudy · 2012-11-16T21:58:47+00:00

That skill comes from years of BBR (Bowl Bowl Revolution). insert laugh track

probably2high · 2012-11-16T21:59:20+00:00

Reminds me of Toribash.

SimplyJenkins · 2012-11-16T22:00:54+00:00

Looks like he's on a roll.

sharkbanana · 2012-11-16T22:01:10+00:00

and they say bowling requires no effort

imsowoozie · 2012-11-16T22:02:59+00:00

I studied his form as if I was going to try it someday.

emilythecat · 2012-11-16T22:04:04+00:00

I did that once too.....except when I did it the ball flew into someone else's lane and I fell flat on my ass....

Absle · 2012-11-16T22:04:10+00:00

What's with the ball he's using?

needsbettervocab · 2012-11-16T22:05:21+00:00

The best I got is a strike between the legs...

nolongerilurk · 2012-11-16T22:05:33+00:00

It doesn't count if the sprinklers don't go off.

kellymporta · 2012-11-16T22:06:28+00:00

Now he should try the flying eagle.

Flying eagle.

ThePlasticSanta · 2012-11-16T22:11:33+00:00

Damn it! Another things Asians are better at than me....

HR_Paperstacks_402 · 2012-11-16T22:14:08+00:00

Not really funny, but damn cool.

Deadhippie · 2012-11-16T22:15:37+00:00

Bowling Level : Master FtFY

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