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[–]MJZMan 137 points138 points ago

Boy am I exhausted after buying that boat.

[–]blinkooo 27 points28 points ago

[–]mra99 1 point2 points ago

God damn that is the smartest thing I've ever heard. Just sold mine a month ago. Fuck that money draining piece of shit.

[–]WIDE_OPEN_BEAVERS 2 points3 points ago

Lots of paperwork.

[–]Hibidi-Shibidi 98 points99 points ago

I must be the only pet owner on reddit who's animals get up and move around when I get home. I suppose I could position them in funny poses and take pictures saying thats what they looked like when I got home.

Wait a minute...

[–]yackewy23 30 points31 points ago

WINNNNER

[–]mra99 0 points1 point ago

chicken dinner....

[–]comofue 14 points15 points ago

My mom's cat sleeps just like this too and cats dont care when you get home let alone enter the room

[–]ReasonOVERFaith 15 points16 points ago

mine always greets me when i get home...like a dog

[–]Spell 1 point2 points ago

I had a Siamese cat that would greet me every day I came home from work.

[–]er_bear 1 point2 points ago

I have a Siamese that does that as well :)

[–]mra99 2 points3 points ago

now kiss...

[–]CrazyWhiteGuy9 1 point2 points ago

I had a cat that'd attack my feet everytime I walked in the room, that's close enough right?

[–]rhineauto 9 points10 points ago

Not true. We've got a 15 year old cat and about a year ago we had to put down his 12 year old 'brother.' Now the old guy (who acts like a kitten still...) runs to the door whenever someone comes home after a few hours out, and follows everyone around. Kinda sad actually, he seems lonely.

[–]cmoneywinner 0 points1 point ago

Sounds doubtful

[–]InvisibleSolid 0 points1 point ago

Try again later.

[–]buttpincher 1 point2 points ago

You have a shitty cat my friend

[–]yackewy23 3 points4 points ago

  • Crowd applauds *

[–]bkanber 1 point2 points ago

Meh, my cat does this all the time right in the middle of the floor

[–]Shannon31083 40 points41 points ago

I feel like dirty kitty things just happened. You walked in on the afterglow.

[–]LordOfTheNorth 23 points24 points ago

[–]SabreDeC 21 points22 points ago

Safe click! Just werdy derds.

[–]DownvoteAttractor 0 points1 point ago

You mean derdy werds.

[–]FuckAllTheHaters 12 points13 points ago

Must have been a good fap.

[–]Itsdawsontime 2 points3 points ago

"I learned it from you mom!"

[–]misterdees 26 points27 points ago

That's pretty fucked up, putting a dead cat in her bed.

[–]caligronk 17 points18 points ago

Looks exactly like my old little boy. Called him Mr. Moo (or Chaos). A "friend" that was taking care of him, gave him away when I was overseas, without word. Too cute of a picture. I miss him dearly.

[–]Jeklah 27 points28 points ago

What the fuck, a friend gave your cat away while they were looking after them for you??

I don't even know where to begin, did you punch them in the face?

[–]caligronk 0 points1 point ago

It's a long story, but the guy has hidden from me since I've been back. I heard from someone else he dumped them off in a field (there were 2 cats). His original story was that he gave them to an old lady since he couldn't afford to take care of them any longer (since I was obligated to be gone for awhile). He could have handed them off to my family or consulted me before hand. I've made his life hell in every way possible. He hides from any bar in the area, as well as well as his Facebook. Pretty much a bitch. Here's Akaska Was my beautiful 25lb Maine Coon. They acted like brother and sister.

[–]gambitKGB 0 points1 point ago

What is it with Maine Coons and liking to lay on their backs? Mine does it all the time.

[–]PoopAndSunshine 4 points5 points ago

I am so sorry that happened to you!

Here's an internet hug.

[–]mra99 1 point2 points ago

I want one...

[–]PoopAndSunshine 1 point2 points ago

I happen to have hugs to spare. Here's one for you!

[–]caligronk 1 point2 points ago

It's ok, he's pretty much shunned by every mutual friend now. He burnt a bridge that is still fucking him years later.

[–]PoopAndSunshine 0 points1 point ago

He sounds like a douchebag. I'm hoping he at least gave your cat to a good home.

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 2 points3 points ago

Grab a dictionary, look for the word "friend".

[–]Squalor- 6 points7 points ago

Looks as though he just passed out after a nice, long fap session.

[–]trro16p 4 points5 points ago

kitty thinks its people.

It could be worse. You could have found kitty surrounded by used tissues and the tv on showing Animal Planet.

[–]foolin 3 points4 points ago

Incoming new meme

[–]brianfroud 3 points4 points ago

[–]SwimmerFan 14 points15 points ago

Woman! Make me a sandwich... and get me a BEER!

[–]ccm139 3 points4 points ago

And some waffle fries!

[–]HEYSYOUSGUYS 3 points4 points ago

and a Dr. Pepper. FOR FREE

[–]Pumin 8 points9 points ago

Human*

[–]small_root 2 points3 points ago

Peasant**

[–]pogonophobia 0 points1 point ago

Plebeian***

[–]Ess- -2 points-1 points ago

Not mom***

[–]dcha 3 points4 points ago

You bullshitting fiend. I prop my cat up in funny positions and take pics too.

[–]crimsoneyes31 2 points3 points ago

Everything about that cat looks exactly like mine....Reddit has improved it's ability to make me waste time at work. Now I actually have to drive home to make sure my cat hasn't been stolen.

[–]bassplaya899 2 points3 points ago

hits you with a stick I UNSUBBED TO R/AWW FOR REASONS DAMMIT

[–]cerealkiller155 2 points3 points ago

I can see the meme now on Advice Animals

"Lazy Cat"

[–]anotherredditor2 1 point2 points ago

kitty straight chillin

[–]Adontis 1 point2 points ago

He's going to wake up here in a second and decide to buy a boat.

[–]SlunkMaster -2 points-1 points ago

Unless she doesn't own a cat, what the fuck am i supposed to be looking at?

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 0 points1 point ago

a cat sleeping on a bed resting on a pillow....

[–]tigerza 1 point2 points ago

Kitty Bundy!

[–]DerpalSherpa 0 points1 point ago

Cute. Can we the people, as a race... just agree that cats sit like humans much more than previously thought? I see a new sitting kitty image every day and it no longer surprises me.

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 1 point2 points ago

They're evolving! I for one welcome our new meow overlords.

[–]Destra 0 points1 point ago

I should buy a... zzzz....

[–]DukeCanada 1 point2 points ago

I think poor little Mittens just got dumped by his girlfriend. It's alright Mittens, there's plenty of other pussy-cats out there.

[–]LookInTheDog 1 point2 points ago

I mean, who hasn't passed out in the post-orgasmic haze and woken up to find a family member standing over your sticky naked body?

[–]zbx7 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA! They try to live like us when we aren't watching.

[–]Run4blue2 0 points1 point ago

HE THINKS HE IS HUMAN

[–]adventurecrime 1 point2 points ago

Was reading 50 shades of meow. Fell asleep

[–]midbc 2 points3 points ago

it's funny how everyone just wakes up to or comes home to their pets doing stuff

[–]0bsessed 1 point2 points ago

looks like a cat that just wanked one out

[–]yackewy23 0 points1 point ago

If it was holding a glass of milk -_-

[–]takenwithapotato -1 points0 points ago

too...much...masterbation

[–]gattofila 0 points1 point ago

Crunchies overdose.

[–]Mrsatchesfriend 1 point2 points ago

Day 32: I have started sleeping in the human beds, best sleep ever.

[–]Electro_Sapien 0 points1 point ago

A cat home all day with access to an obvious box of tissues and the floor isn't covered in shredded tissues? Seems legit. Or my cat is just an asshole.

[–]drartsome 0 points1 point ago

"Please, this time don't just watch a bunch of YouTube videos and then fall asleep with all your clothes on and all of the lights on in the house."

[–]isaactology 0 points1 point ago

You just found a cat? Not only did you find a random cat, you found a cat that seems to have been enjoying the comfort of your bed rent free.

[–]jimkelly 0 points1 point ago

a cat broke in her house?

[–]echidnaenema 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps sister could make her bed next time?

[–]alexisjcain 1 point2 points ago

This looks almost exactly like my cat that went missing... I could see him doing this as well.

[–]PoopAndSunshine 0 points1 point ago

Maybe this is your cat. You never know.

[–]LOJABE 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hydraskull 0 points1 point ago

I've turned into a cat! Also, I'm banging your sister.

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying 0 points1 point ago

It ain't gonna suck itself.

[–]Penola -1 points0 points ago

Time for a little CAT NAP !!

[–]spindragger 0 points1 point ago

su casa es meow casa.

[–]MrKrowe 1 point2 points ago

-Adam Jensen voice-

I don't know what to do with myself anymore.

[–]pogonophobia 0 points1 point ago

Awh, he thinks he's people.

[–]xrelaht 0 points1 point ago

Give me back my cat!

Seriously, they're basically twins and mine lies that same way.

[–]pooinmyloo 0 points1 point ago

He just needs the TV remote lying next to him and he's done.

[–]jamzzz 0 points1 point ago

A cat?

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

"I'm just... I'm just not feeling it today."

[–]Mobango94 0 points1 point ago

he used to do cat stuff... but now he just sits there and gets high

[–]bayarealovefest 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. that is one of the cutest things ever.

[–]cale69er 0 points1 point ago

Trying to be a human

[–]jmazz65 0 points1 point ago

They're evolving!

[–]BillPayr 0 points1 point ago

Cat found your stash bro.

[–]Sponcels 0 points1 point ago

Tired after that fap.

[–]schoenkid37 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, I was having a rough day just too much shit on my mind, It was nice to just laugh out loud.

[–]_Hank-Hill_ 0 points1 point ago

Knock next time!

[–]letrolls 0 points1 point ago

"I just sat down, cant you get it yourself".

[–]batfiend 0 points1 point ago

Was the Discovery Channel's Big Cat Orgy still on TV? Because that cat's been fappin'.

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

That's how I would look, if I was a cat.

[–]Necessarily 0 points1 point ago

This is funny because the cat looks like a real human being in repose.

[–]Flacidpickle 0 points1 point ago

That Kleenex by the bed tho.

[–]lzpj 0 points1 point ago

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!! This is what they do. All day. Everyday.

[–]BuddhaMunky 0 points1 point ago

Just an picture I happen to have. http://i.imgur.com/HuFQ5.jpg

[–]pretends2bhuman 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he pretends to be human too!

[–]Sliv111 0 points1 point ago

"Not now human, I'm too tired to cat"

[–]A_GZA 0 points1 point ago

I heard from a guy that he and his sister really killed the cat, then set it up in this position for karma.

[–]insomniac_Goku 0 points1 point ago

Umm, I'm pretty sure your cat is Karin. Can I have a few Senzu beans please?

[–]David_Jay 0 points1 point ago

This would go great in /r/photoshopbattles

I should steal it for sweet, sweet karma.

[–]JRSchroeder 0 points1 point ago

Cat has had a long day at work, you just wouldn't understand!

[–]karmaisourfriend 0 points1 point ago

repost?

[–]SkwisgarIsAmsDick -2 points-1 points ago

oh a sleeping cat! oh my god! hah! ahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[–]derpinita 1 point2 points ago

You know you love it.

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 0 points1 point ago

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yes.

[–]EditsComment 0 points1 point ago

"It's how it makes you feel"- Ikea

[–]keik8 0 points1 point ago

Was it good for you too?