this post was submitted on
2,158 points (53% like it)
15,315 up votes 13,157 down votes
shortlink:

WTF

subscribe2,276,569 readers

9,300 users here now

New Rules:

  • No screenshots (e.g. Facebook, Youtube)
  • No memes, captioned images.
  • No rage comics
  • No politics / posts with political implications - Includes Activism, Call for public outcry etc.
  • No re-hosted web comics
  • No begging for upvotes
  • No links to reddit
  • Personal information is not allowed and will be removed, repeat offenders banned
  • Links to facebook are not allowed
  • NSFW posts must be tagged or they will be removed.
  • Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks

All (& only) things that make you say WTF. The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts for not being WTF and would be more appropriate in more relevant subreddits.

Thanks to licenseplate for the excellent logo & thanks to humansmartbomb for the previous logo

Please DO NOT post personal information

Such posts or comments will be removed and offenders may be banned. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.

Shout Outs:

/r/weird

/r/creepy

/r/creepy_gif

New: /r/cringe

/r/offbeat

/r/WTFart

/r/NSFW_WTF

/r/sfw_wtf

/r/mildlyinteresting

/r/MorbidReality

Exceptions to the rules can be granted by the moderators; The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.

a community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

2157
2158

I want to meet this kid's parents (imgur.com)

submitted ago by Sharp_Cheddar

top 200 commentsshow 500
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]redbaron1019 1767 points1768 points ago

So does the kid...

[–]darkkite23 738 points739 points ago

That made me sad...

[–]jwize11 345 points346 points ago

Agreed. No child should be forced to wear Crocs.

[–]unexpectedasciiporn 240 points241 points ago

                       8888  8888888
                  888888888888888888888888
               8888:::8888888888888888888888888
             8888::::::8888888888888888888888888888
            88::::::::888:::8888888888888888888888888
          88888888::::8:::::::::::88888888888888888888
        888 8::888888::::::::::::::::::88888888888   888
           88::::88888888::::m::::::::::88888888888    8
         888888888888888888:M:::::::::::8888888888888
        88888888888888888888::::::::::::M88888888888888
        8888888888888888888888:::::::::M8888888888888888
         8888888888888888888888:::::::M888888888888888888
        8888888888888888::88888::::::M88888888888888888888
      88888888888888888:::88888:::::M888888888888888   8888
     88888888888888888:::88888::::M::;o*M*o;888888888    88
    88888888888888888:::8888:::::M:::::::::::88888888    8
   88888888888888888::::88::::::M:;:::::::::::888888888
  8888888888888888888:::8::::::M::aAa::::::::M8888888888       8
  88   8888888888::88::::8::::M:::::::::::::888888888888888 8888
 88  88888888888:::8:::::::::M::::::::::;::88:88888888888888888
 8  8888888888888:::::::::::M::"@@@@@@@"::::8w8888888888888888
  88888888888:888::::::::::M:::::"@a@":::::M8i888888888888888
 8888888888::::88:::::::::M88:::::::::::::M88z88888888888888888
8888888888:::::8:::::::::M88888:::::::::MM888!888888888888888888
888888888:::::8:::::::::M8888888MAmmmAMVMM888*88888888   88888888
888888 M:::::::::::::::M888888888:::::::MM88888888888888   8888888
8888   M::::::::::::::M88888888888::::::MM888888888888888    88888
 888   M:::::::::::::M8888888888888M:::::mM888888888888888    8888
  888  M::::::::::::M8888:888888888888::::m::Mm88888 888888   8888
   88  M::::::::::::8888:88888888888888888::::::Mm8   88888   888
   88  M::::::::::8888M::88888::888888888888:::::::Mm88888    88
   8   MM::::::::8888M:::8888:::::888888888888::::::::Mm8     4
       8M:::::::8888M:::::888:::::::88:::8888888::::::::Mm    2
      88MM:::::8888M:::::::88::::::::8:::::888888:::M:::::M
     8888M:::::888MM::::::::8:::::::::::M::::8888::::M::::M
    88888M:::::88:M::::::::::8:::::::::::M:::8888::::::M::M
   88 888MM:::888:M:::::::::::::::::::::::M:8888:::::::::M:
   8 88888M:::88::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM:88::::::::::::M
     88888M:::88::M::::::::::*88*::::::::::M:88::::::::::::::M
    888888M:::88::M:::::::::88@@88:::::::::M::88::::::::::::::M
    888888MM::88::MM::::::::88@@88:::::::::M:::8::::::::::::::*8
    88888  M:::8::MM:::::::::*88*::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::88@@
    8888   MM::::::MM:::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::::::::::::88@@
     888    M:::::::MM:::::::::::::::::::MM::M::::::::::::::::*8
     888    MM:::::::MMM::::::::::::::::MM:::MM:::::::::::::::M
      88     M::::::::MMMM:::::::::::MMMM:::::MM::::::::::::MM
      88    MM:::::::::MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM::::::::MMM::::::::MMM
        88    MM::::::::::::MMMMMMM::::::::::::::MMMMMMMMMM
         88   8MM::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMMMMM
          8   88MM::::::::::::::::::::::M:::M::::::::MM
              888MM::::::::::::::::::MM::::::MM::::::MM
             88888MM:::::::::::::::MMM:::::::mM:::::MM
             888888MM:::::::::::::MMM:::::::::MMM:::M
            88888888MM:::::::::::MMM:::::::::::MM:::M
           88 8888888M:::::::::MMM::::::::::::::M:::M
           8  888888 M:::::::MM:::::::::::::::::M:::M:
              888888 M::::::M:::::::::::::::::::M:::MM
             888888  M:::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::M:M
             888888  M:::::M:::::::::@::::::::::::::M::M
             88888   M::::::::::::::@@:::::::::::::::M::M
            88888   M::::::::::::::@@@::::::::::::::::M::M
           88888   M:::::::::::::::@@::::::::::::::::::M::M
          88888   M:::::m::::::::::@::::::::::Mm:::::::M:::M
          8888   M:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::M:::M
         8888   M:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM::::::::M:::M
        888    M:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM:::::::::M::::M
      8888    MM::::Mm:::::::::::::::::::::MMMM:::::::::m::m:::M
    888      M:::::M::::::::::::::::::::MMM::::::::::::M::mm:::M
  8888       MM:::::::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::::::::mM::MM:::M:
             M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::mM::MM:::Mm
            MM::::::m:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::M::MM:::MM
            M::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::M::M:::MM
           MM:::::::::M:::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::M:M:::MM
           M:::::::::::M88:::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM::MMM
           M::::::::::::8888888888M::::::::::::::::::::::::MM::MM
           M:::::::::::::88888888M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M::MM
           M::::::::::::::888888M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M::MM
           M:::::::::::::::88888M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M:MM
           M:::::::::::::::::88M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
           M:::::::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
           MM:::::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
            M:::::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
            MM:::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
             M:::::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
             MM:::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
              M:::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
              MM:::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
               M:::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
               MM:::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
                M:::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
                MM:::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
                 MM::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::MMM
                 MM:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::MMM
                  MM::::M::::::::::::::::::::MMM
                  MM:::M::::::::::::::::::::MMM
                   MM::M:::::::::::::::::::MMM
                   MM:M:::::::::::::::::::MMM
                   MMM::::::::::::::::::MMM
                    MM::::::::::::::::::MMM
                     M:::::::::::::::::MMM
                    MM::::::::::::::::MMM
                    MM:::::::::::::::MMM
                    MM::::M:::::::::MMM:
                    mMM::::MM:::::::MMMM
                     MMM:::::::::::MMM:M
                     mMM:::M:::::::M:M:M
                      MM::MMMM:::::::M:M
                      MM::MMM::::::::M:M
                      mMM::MM::::::::M:M
                       MM::MM:::::::::M:M
                       MM::MM::::::::::M:m
                       MM:::M:::::::::::MM
                       MMM:::::::::::::::M:
                       MMM:::::::::::::::M:
                       MMM::::::::::::::::M
                       MMM::::::::::::::::M
                       MMM::::::::::::::::Mm
                        MM::::::::::::::::MM
                        MMM:::::::::::::::MM
                        MMM:::::::::::::::MM
                        MMM:::::::::::::::MM
                        MMM:::::::::::::::MM
                         MM::::::::::::::MMM
                         MMM:::::::::::::MM
                         MMM:::::::::::::MM
                         MMM::::::::::::MM
                          MM::::::::::::MM
                          MM::::::::::::MM
                          MM:::::::::::MM
                          MMM::::::::::MM
                          MMM::::::::::MM
                           MM:::::::::MM
                           MMM::::::::MM
                           MMM::::::::MM
                            MM::::::::MM
                            MMM::::::MM
                            MMM::::::MM
                             MM::::::MM
                             MM::::::MM
                              MM:::::MM
                              MM:::::MM:
                              MM:::::M:M
                              MM:::::M:M
                              :M::::::M:
                             M:M:::::::M
                            M:::M::::::M
                           M::::M::::::M
                          M:::::M:::::::M
                         M::::::MM:::::::M
                         M:::::::M::::::::M
                         M;:;::::M:::::::::M
                         M:m:;:::M::::::::::M
                         MM:m:m::M::::::::;:M
                          MM:m::MM:::::::;:;M
                           MM::MMM::::::;:m:M
                            MMMM MM::::m:m:MM
                                  MM::::m:MM
                                   MM::::MM
                                    MM::MM
                                     MMMM

[–]DoctorCollege 102 points103 points ago

uhhh... are you guys seeing what i'm seeing?

[–]diggerB 192 points193 points ago

From where I'm looking at this moment, it looks like a pair of hanging testicles.

           M:::M::::::M
                       M::::M::::::M
                      M:::::M:::::::M
                     M::::::MM:::::::M
                     M:::::::M::::::::M
                     M;:;::::M:::::::::M
                     M:m:;:::M::::::::::M
                     MM:m:m::M::::::::;:M
                      MM:m::MM:::::::;:;M
                       MM::MMM::::::;:m:M
                        MMMM MM::::m:m:MM
                              MM::::m:MM
                               MM::::MM
                                MM::MM
                                 MMMM

[–]cormega 74 points75 points ago

You might want to get that right nut checked out.

[–]TheGreatStromboli 42 points43 points ago

Left nut surely?

[–]trizzle21 43 points44 points ago

Yes the left nut. And stop calling me Shirley.

[–]cormega 19 points20 points ago

Assuming we aren't looking at a dangling nutsack from behind.

load more comments (1 reply)

    load more comments (6 replies)

      [–]my_fucks_are_missing 27 points28 points ago

      Damn you mobile

      [–]Tinie_Snipah 4 points5 points ago

      Same problem :(

      More > Open In Browser > Internet

      loading...

      Oh, sweet

      [–]ja_bour 3 points4 points ago

      There is boobs and a vag up there and all you can think of is a nut sac?

      load more comments (7 replies)

        [–]fluffyneedles 23 points24 points ago

        you mean fapping to?

        [–]vdhaliwal 3 points4 points ago

        well i am

        [–]9Freeski 3 points4 points ago

        I am on mobile and I just see letters. WHAT IS IT?!

        load more comments (7 replies)

          [–]Its_mah_phone 10 points11 points ago

          I just want you to know, your comment crashed alienblue... And also, on the phone, makes absolutely no sense at all...

          [–]sroop1 22 points23 points ago

          Digg called, it wants it's ASCII art back.

          [–]TheSyllogism 7 points8 points ago

          I was browsing reddit on my phone on the bus earlier today and this popped up. Perfectly formatted to fit my screen. The old woman behind me gasped.

          I KNEW the old bitch was reading everything over my shoulder!

          [–]FriendlyVisitor 5 points6 points ago

          I know you just started this novelty account, but you should find more than one ascii copypasta

          [–]Garry_The_Snail 13 points14 points ago

          Shit's not relevant.

          Also I would classify this shit as spam because that is all this account does.

          [–]Fuck_off_Mr_Lehey 2 points3 points ago

          well then...

          [–]floralmuse 2 points3 points ago

          that certainly was unexpected

          [–]BlueOak777 2 points3 points ago

          uugh, put some clothes on your 8's.

          load more comments (38 replies)

            load more comments (2 replies)

              [–]No_Please_Continue 123 points124 points ago

              BUTTHOLE BELLOW!

              Edit: I can't spell.

              [–]E-Squid 96 points97 points ago

              That sounds like an awful wrestling move or a superpower or something.

              [–]iixi 14 points15 points ago

              Rikishi completely missed a trick there.

              [–]BobboBahBibble 0 points1 point ago

              Am I the only one who saw Rikishi and IMMEDIATELY thought "That's fucking Fatu from the Headshrinkers....=-O epic come back of SAMU leading to a fight between the Headshrinkers at Wrestlemania!"

              [–]MiaVee 3 points4 points ago

              It's a shout in the porn version of Skyrim. They didn't need to change the title.

              [–]new_to_theinternet 48 points49 points ago

              A bellowing butthole huh?

              [–]Bananimation 12 points13 points ago

              My god, I'm laughing so hard it would be embarrassing if someone were here to witness it.

              [–]broken_radio 5 points6 points ago

              Butthole below

              (*)

              [–]CodeKrash 2 points3 points ago

              is that like what happened in gangnam style

              [–]stickykeysmcgee 5 points6 points ago

              BUTTHOLE BELLOW!

              This needs the thousand-plus ups to get on the best of thing. So it can become a thing.

              [–]SpaceBonobo 13 points14 points ago

              Don't worry, Romney tshirts get there thursday.

              load more comments (25 replies)

                [–]Rphenom 11 points12 points ago

                Why? I wouldn't want to meet the people that didn't want me.

                [–]Aiyon 25 points26 points ago

                What if they wanted you, but couldn't support you, so gave you up so you'd have a chance at a decent life?

                load more comments (2 replies)

                  [–]NotVerySmarts 33 points34 points ago

                  I can only imagine that the kid did it himself. There's no way a grown adult would do that to a kid.

                  [–]evilbob 106 points107 points ago

                  Sadly, there are some parents who would.

                  [–]redditwithafork 41 points42 points ago

                  Diapers are expensive and plastic bags are plentiful! Problem solved, and solved.

                  [–]skarphace 29 points30 points ago

                  Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

                  [–]Kulmakre 2 points3 points ago

                  Diapers? That kids like 4-5 years old.

                  load more comments (1 reply)

                    [–]lolredditor 9 points10 points ago

                    I actually knew a lot of kids that made 'shirts' out of both plastic and paper shopping bags when growing up. I dunno why...none of them used it as their sole clothes as a onesie though.

                    load more comments (5 replies)

                      [–]Bunny08able 14 points15 points ago

                      I've actually seen this before in Clarksville tennessee.

                      [–]bhrillin 20 points21 points ago

                      We've evidently grown up in different worlds.

                      load more comments (10 replies)

                        [–]The_Savage_Detective -2 points-1 points ago

                        redbaron1019, Redditor for 1 year 8 mos and 9 days and with a karma count of 2223, this is your moment to shine.

                        load more comments (22 replies)

                          [–]NorM1Abrams 763 points764 points ago

                          I think an ATM crushed the dad's head

                          [–]claptonman 302 points303 points ago

                          I get things.

                          [–]mattius 70 points71 points ago

                          You and me both.

                          [–]justinm715 12 points13 points ago

                          That is a really small hand.

                          [–]Ceejae 10 points11 points ago

                          Just the way you like them...

                          [–]Rainblast 3 points4 points ago

                          Monitor size and resolution affect the viability of this internet high five.

                          load more comments (1 reply)

                            load more comments (6 replies)

                              [–]soullessgingerfck 124 points125 points ago

                              SKANK!

                              [–]TheSandyRavage 35 points36 points ago

                              I ain't no skank.

                              [–]ccoady454 26 points27 points ago

                              A funny BB reference.... not many of those, lol.

                              [–]Abedeus 47 points48 points ago

                              WH-WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE S-SUCH A B-B-BITCH, MOM!

                              [–]Kazhawrylak 17 points18 points ago

                              I often wonder how the director shoots him tactfully, like how do you deal with the actor's cerebral palsy? Like I'd be so uncomfortable asking him to reshoot because his stutter was too bad or something.

                              [–]thedieversion 22 points23 points ago

                              His stutter isn't that bad in real life. He plays it up for the show.

                              [–]wideopenbeavers 6 points7 points ago

                              Yep, he had to learn how to stutter and slur his words more for the show. He also had to learn how to walk with crutches for the role.

                              [–]NikkieLite 10 points11 points ago

                              RJ Mitte has a more mild case of cerebral palsy than Walt Jr. I've never heard him really stutter in an interview, although he's sometimes a little difficult to understand.

                              [–]Kazhawrylak 3 points4 points ago

                              Hmm, so the opposite of what I said could be true? "Hey RJ, can you stutter more on this take?"

                              [–]ButterMyBiscuit 4 points5 points ago

                              I'm pretty sure the actor has come to terms with it and I highly doubt the director is demeaning or derogatory.

                              [–]Kazhawrylak 0 points1 point ago

                              I'm sure he has and I'm sure the director wasn't derogatory, that doesn't make the first season's shooting any less uncomfortable for a director unfamiliar with his actors.

                              load more comments (2 replies)

                                load more comments (1 reply)

                                  [–]twitinkie 25 points26 points ago

                                  But I took credit for it and now i run these streets

                                  [–]lolredditor 7 points8 points ago

                                  Dude, the wife came clean. Now all your dealers are shot.

                                  Too bad =/

                                  [–]Thizzlebot 32 points33 points ago

                                  Finally

                                  [–]platipus1 24 points25 points ago

                                  Breaking Bad reference for those who are confused.

                                  [–]radbananas 3 points4 points ago

                                  You got jacked by a guy named Spooge...

                                  [–]Blackmariah08 2 points3 points ago

                                  Better call Saul!

                                  [–]c4skate 4 points5 points ago

                                  This thread gets more sad the longer I read.

                                  [–]lukenney 2 points3 points ago

                                  Perfect.

                                  load more comments (9 replies)

                                    [–]zetareticulan 264 points265 points ago

                                    Makin' grandpa proud.

                                    [–]JeremyR22 23 points24 points ago

                                    Look at the camera and say it...

                                    [–]I_Drink_Piss 38 points39 points ago

                                    I'm white trash and I'm in trouble...

                                    [–]redbaron1019 25 points26 points ago

                                    Oh god... he looks like Captain Kangaroo... childhood ruined...

                                    [–]R031E5 3 points4 points ago

                                    That's the saddest picture I've seen on reddit =(

                                    load more comments (27 replies)

                                      [–]eatcitrus 394 points395 points ago

                                      Mom found

                                      [–]cjcrashoveride 180 points181 points ago

                                      Oh my glob she look FABULOUS!

                                      [–]onederbot 119 points120 points ago

                                      They're just jealous of her lumps!

                                      [–]mikesicle 32 points33 points ago

                                      And her hot swimmers bod!

                                      [–]N-DAR 85 points86 points ago

                                      These lumps aren't for sale, Billy!

                                      [–]Deracinated 39 points40 points ago

                                      Oh my glob!

                                      [–]dru1138 28 points29 points ago

                                      im going to read reddit for the rest of the day in LSP's voice

                                      [–]Deracinated 17 points18 points ago

                                      I already am. Adventure time is on right now actually!

                                      [–]JoJoRockets52 12 points13 points ago

                                      Its on all the time.

                                      [–]Grizak 2 points3 points ago

                                      I love this episode.

                                      http://imgur.com/CTWnp

                                      load more comments (3 replies)

                                        load more comments (1 reply)

                                          load more comments (2 replies)

                                            [–]illdrawyourface 32 points33 points ago

                                            LOOK AT THOSE LUSCIOUS LIPS!

                                            [–]groggygorilla 63 points64 points ago

                                            "Is LSP living in the woods now?"

                                            [–]B33mo 70 points71 points ago

                                            She found a can of beans.
                                            She's doing great.

                                            [–]livelovesay 16 points17 points ago

                                            MAH BEEEEEANS!

                                            load more comments (1 reply)

                                              [–]Forgot_My__Username 39 points40 points ago

                                              LSP You're wearing garbage for clothes!

                                              [–]itchylot 7 points8 points ago

                                              Gotcha.

                                              [–]Joy_Behar 31 points32 points ago

                                              Hey Girrrrrl!

                                              [–]scarface910 37 points38 points ago

                                              Hey jake.... Is Finn home?

                                              [–]irjooo 28 points29 points ago

                                              I was really hoping LSP would be here.

                                              [–]pugsnotdrugs 16 points17 points ago

                                              He is looking fresh to death in his new dress.

                                              [–]PK84 22 points23 points ago

                                              Gotcha

                                              [–]MaximusTheDog 8 points9 points ago

                                              Is that really a PG show? It looks like a prostitute.

                                              [–]Trachyon 18 points19 points ago

                                              Adventure Time isn't exactly known for sticking strictly to the PG guidelines.

                                              [–]pipboy_warrior 16 points17 points ago

                                              She's not exactly cast in a positive light. she's more like a delusional valley-girl who's become a hobo.

                                              load more comments (2 replies)

                                                load more comments (2 replies)

                                                  [–]smurge 332 points333 points ago

                                                  Okay let's look at a couple of things here;

                                                  1. The kid riding that bike most likely lives in that house in front of him. You know the one where his bike is turning towards.

                                                  2. Seeing as how he has shoes on and a haircut I would have to assume his parents care about him somewhat. Also he has socks on whcih would indicate he most likely had clothes on

                                                  3. If you have kids you will understand this picture. There is a very good chance that this kid decided to strip off his clothes and wear the bag like this. Kids do crazy things.

                                                  4. From the lighting in the picture it would seem to me that it was taken during a cloudy day after it rained. Which would explain why the kids hair looks wet.

                                                  So all in all...it looks like a kid, decided to have some fun in the rain , ride his bike around in it without his clothes. Sounds like a normal kid to me doing crazy kid things.

                                                  [–]RosieRose23 21 points22 points ago

                                                  I did this as a kid, wore it as a swimsuit. It's not that I didn't have swimsuits, I just felt like a genius who designed her own!

                                                  [–]s_o_b 51 points52 points ago

                                                  Fuuuuuu, rationale!

                                                  [–]I_scare_children 53 points54 points ago

                                                  Who cares about shoes, haircut and socks - this kid's got a bike. Poor kids don't get bikes.

                                                  [–]smurge 16 points17 points ago

                                                  You sir....you sir make a very valid point.

                                                  [–]GotBetterThingsToDo 2 points3 points ago

                                                  If you don't put yours in the garage, they do.

                                                  load more comments (3 replies)

                                                    [–]758 21 points22 points ago

                                                    i did this as a kid, except it was a loincloth made of a dish towel and tape.

                                                    also i used tinfoil and a cardboard box for my chest to make armor and ran around outside like that

                                                    [–]cultured_banana_slug 18 points19 points ago

                                                    A friend of mine went through a period of refusing to wear shoes. Anywhere. At all. If you put shoes on her feet she'd take them off. If you made her keep them on, the second you were distracted, off the shoes would go. She also liked to eat bugs and play in the dirt. Like literally. Play in the dirt. Throw dirt around. Rub dirt on her face. So, dirty kid, eating bugs, barefoot... people kind of worried. But she had plenty of shoes. Her parents would hose her off (not literally) whenever they could pin her down long enough to do so. And they'd slap her hands away from any bugs they caught her eating but...well.

                                                    Yeah. Kids are weird.

                                                    load more comments (70 replies)

                                                      [–]dumanyac 156 points157 points ago

                                                      he is my son. and here when he was a baby: http://i.imgur.com/kheHG.jpg

                                                      [–]boraxus 232 points233 points ago

                                                      I think you can go back a bit earlier...

                                                      [–]trampus1 17 points18 points ago

                                                      Looks like it's made out of a sandwich bag.

                                                      [–]MiamiHorror 7 points8 points ago

                                                      Yeah, it's a condom, what else would it be made out of ;)

                                                      [–]TesticleToe 2 points3 points ago

                                                      I like the erotic crinkle of a good candy bar wrapper.

                                                      load more comments (2 replies)

                                                        load more comments (1 reply)

                                                          [–]FarmerFupa 13 points14 points ago

                                                          If ever there was a time for double bagging...

                                                          [–]OGMaverick 31 points32 points ago

                                                          This is his cat: http://i.imgur.com/sJabG.jpg

                                                          [–]navyation 22 points23 points ago

                                                          You really trust a plastic bag that much?

                                                          [–]spundnix32 1 point2 points ago

                                                          Also, you're not supposed to let kids play in plastic bags.

                                                          [–]thraxicle 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Wearing is not playing.

                                                          [–]botlow 11 points12 points ago

                                                          That is dangerous.

                                                          [–]well_golly 24 points25 points ago

                                                          Adorably dangerous!

                                                          load more comments (1 reply)

                                                            load more comments (2 replies)

                                                              [–]GreenEggsAndSlam 35 points36 points ago

                                                              I used to do this at that age too. Except I wasn't naked nor was I outside.

                                                              [–]Cassiebu19 43 points44 points ago

                                                              So does the Department of Social Services!

                                                              [–]Smegead 6 points7 points ago

                                                              Why's it always worst case scenario here, like there's no way the kid said "I bet I could wear this bag as clothes" and his parents are going to find him and be mortified. No it's most certainly years of abuse and torture, forbidding him clothes and making him wear plastic bags. He can have a tricycle though, we're not monsters.

                                                              [–]LouisianaBob 1 point2 points ago

                                                              I hope the photographer called them and didn't just think to post this on the internet.

                                                              [–]n8k99 11 points12 points ago

                                                              as a parent who cares about his kids, and knows that sometimes they just do weird and crazy things, i certainly hope the photographer didn't call social services.

                                                              [–]ONXwat 2 points3 points ago

                                                              I'm 21, and while i wouldn't have done this as a kid, a lot of kids i knew would have. this does NOT warrant child services being called.

                                                              load more comments (2 replies)

                                                                load more comments (1 reply)

                                                                  [–]girrawrnwessx3 12 points13 points ago

                                                                  I want to meet that kid's Kids. He is bound to have some.

                                                                  [–]gangnam_style 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  Probably by the age of 14.

                                                                  [–]Islandgirl75 33 points34 points ago

                                                                  Oh calm down I used to do this too as a kid but it was with my moms underwear and heels I turned out just fine now if you'll excuse me I have to go feed my gimp...

                                                                  [–]Killington_Mustard 40 points41 points ago

                                                                  I do too, any idiot knows you don't wear crocs with a Wal-Mart bag, you wear Piggly Wiggly. Plebians.

                                                                  [–]SIOS 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  Actually, "plebeian" is the singular term. The plural is "plebs".

                                                                  [–]Ryuuyu 13 points14 points ago

                                                                  Nope. Plebs refers to the group, plebeian refers to a single member of the group, and plebeians refers to several members of the group of plebs. In fact, the last sentence of the first paragraph of the wiki page you linked to uses the word plebeians to refer to multiple people: "...in Rome plebeians could become quite wealthy and influential."

                                                                  load more comments (2 replies)

                                                                    load more comments (23 replies)

                                                                      [–]dirtynouveau 88 points89 points ago

                                                                      here they are. http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/White-Trash-Family-Portrait.jpg

                                                                      [–]rollingintheshallow 52 points53 points ago

                                                                      Maternity jeans, mmkay?

                                                                      [–][deleted] ago

                                                                      [deleted]

                                                                      [–]i_have_boobies 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      Actually, it seems that since she has a bikini top on under the shirt, she has decided it is appropriate to leave the jeans (probably homemade shorts) open because she is also wearing a bikini bottom. I have to admit, I've never seen a pregnant person attempt this, but I have seen a mother of three small children do this exact thing, minus the shirt.

                                                                      Source: from south Louisiana and exposed to white trash constantly.

                                                                      load more comments (1 reply)

                                                                        [–]23McGee 25 points26 points ago

                                                                        Why's daddy wearing an "Ass Lickin'" shirt?

                                                                        [–]dirtynouveau 62 points63 points ago

                                                                        there's so much about this picture that is just gold. from the daughter's ICP tattoo, to the son's (of course) WWE shirt... I even love the preggo mom's huge "On The Run" soda cup.

                                                                        [–]akatherder 32 points33 points ago

                                                                        Her cup: http://i.imgur.com/s1buM.jpg

                                                                        [–]kencole54321 12 points13 points ago

                                                                        Beer through a straw is disgusting. Pure foam by the time it travels up.

                                                                        load more comments (2 replies)

                                                                          [–]getbackwards 11 points12 points ago

                                                                          She can't be those kids' mom. White trash doesn't age that well.

                                                                          [–]nanowerx 28 points29 points ago

                                                                          She was 10 when she had them.

                                                                          load more comments (3 replies)

                                                                            [–]Ent_Guevera 18 points19 points ago

                                                                            I think it says "Ass Kickin Home Grown" with marijuana leaves in between.

                                                                            [–]Mr-Hat 9 points10 points ago

                                                                            confirmed... I have a poster of this same thing.

                                                                            [–]Joy_Behar 20 points21 points ago

                                                                            You're one classy dude.

                                                                            [–]swiley1983 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            Upvote for honesty.

                                                                            [–]MaximusTheDog 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            TIL The guy in the picture name is Mr-Hat.

                                                                            load more comments (1 reply)

                                                                              [–]Fidena 23 points24 points ago

                                                                              I think poor white people are the only poor people that make fun of without feeling guilty at all.

                                                                              [–]turkeyfox 11 points12 points ago

                                                                              I think you might have accidentally a word.

                                                                              load more comments (1 reply)

                                                                                [–]headwrong 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                The boy has the complexion of someone in the midst of a gritty heroin battle.

                                                                                [–]Wisdom_from_the_apes 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                Parents and grandparents

                                                                                [–]doobiedoob1 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                For a country that prides itself on being free, you sure love shitting on people who look free.

                                                                                load more comments (10 replies)

                                                                                  [–]bluedistraction 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                  I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the kid did this himself.

                                                                                  [–]23McGee 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                  The Legend of Bagger Vance.

                                                                                  [–]I_Fart_Pancakes 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                  It's just Honey Boo Boo enjoying a day off.

                                                                                  [–]gorkareaux 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                  I would like you to fart on my face, please :)

                                                                                  [–]Yarfunkle 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                  He's actually just going to a dress up party. His costume? White trash.

                                                                                  [–]crustalmighty 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                  Help. What emotions should i be feeling right now?

                                                                                  [–]josh6499 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  Sad,

                                                                                  "Aww, poor little guy."

                                                                                  Then very angry at the parents.

                                                                                  [–]Bluebraid 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  That kid dressed himself in that bag, and his parents dressed him in actual clothes that morning. I guarantee it.

                                                                                  [–]Glorfon 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  It's not angry or hungry...

                                                                                  [–]Imightbenormal 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                  Arousal!

                                                                                  [–]555-FILK 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  I'd say it's the "Hahahaa, awww..." kind of emotion, whatever that one is.

                                                                                  [–]M4ver1k 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                  He should have gone with paper.

                                                                                  [–]30s_rock 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  Me too, because I have tons of these little out fits in my kitchen drawer, I could send them 3-5 new outfits per week. Colors ranging fron Grey, Yellow, and White, waterproof of course, reversible, economical, washable. fits children ages 4-6.

                                                                                  [–]norcalkitty 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  You know, I don't think this is all that weird. If you live in the country without a lot of people around, you just don't give a shit what your kid looks like so long as they are happy, safe and clean. I grew up on 30 acres and ran around in a bathing suit with my grandpas cut up socks on my legs and arms so if I fell off my bike I wouldn't scrape them.

                                                                                  [–]flashingcurser 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  Yeah me either. We have a rule in my family that children are allowed to run around naked in the summer time until their 5th birthday. They get more vitamin D, no rashes, helps with potty training and they have a great time playing in the sprinkler when it's hot out.

                                                                                  Of course you have to provide a safe environment but that should go without saying.

                                                                                  [–]norcalkitty 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  And for all we know, the kid screamed about wanting to wear that plastic bag until his mother just relented. It's not necessarily like what went on was, "KIDS, You gotta wear plastic bags from here on out cuz that's all we can afford now that your daddy has a taste for Gray Goose!

                                                                                  [–]flashingcurser 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  Yeah a lot neckbeard armchair parenting goes on on reddit.

                                                                                  [–]YourOldBoyRickJames 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  So does he.

                                                                                  [–]notanobelisk 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                  What kind of parent lets their child wear Crocs?

                                                                                  [–]MeloJelo 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                  If you took this OP, did you call the cops or child services? I doubt being unfashionable is the worst thing going for this kid . . .

                                                                                  [–]Tyrannosaurusb 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  at least he has a bike..

                                                                                  [–]Eojis 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  Am I the only kid who did that on his own accord?

                                                                                  [–]warmpita 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  Lumpy Space Princess.

                                                                                  [–]hateboss 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  I love all of the "Armchair Parents" there are in here.

                                                                                  One time when I was about this kids age, I put my shirt on like pants with nothing else, and ran around outside in the rain. My parents watched me have fun... because, I was having fun.

                                                                                  Why do people just jump to the conclusion that they are terrible parents?

                                                                                  [–]brandnewtothegame 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  I'm guessing it's the people who don't actually have kids who are berating the parents. Because as we all know, it's people who aren't parents who know the most about parenting.

                                                                                  [–]Crusty_Thong 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  here's his dad

                                                                                  [–]daxron 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                  Quick everyone a kid playing on a bike with a bag lets all assume stuff about his parents!

                                                                                  never mind the fact he may have wanted to wear that bag to be silly, never mind the fact tons of kids go ride the bike on a summer day in just drapers. WE ALL MUST RUSH TO JUDGE AND LOOK DOWN ON HIS PARENTS! How else we will feel better about ourselves?

                                                                                  [–]Chicken_Wing 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  I don't know why I was surprised that it was a Walmart bag.

                                                                                  [–]dogfacedboy420 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  His parents are glad trash bags.

                                                                                  [–]i_eat_vegetarians -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                  That... That's actually really sad.

                                                                                  [–]falafelking 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  Looks like a screenshot from Gummo.

                                                                                  [–]marblesfeline 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  This picture actually made me laugh. I used to do the same thing as kid! I always poked my legs through bags and pretended I was wearing overalls. It might have nothing to do with parenting, but a child's imagination.

                                                                                  [–]miralize 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  6 months later ... http://i.imgur.com/zN9Zc.jpg

                                                                                  [–]objectifies_animals 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  lol poverty is hilarious

                                                                                  [–]WetLump 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  I would too... I work for CPS...

                                                                                  [–]Penglishman 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  i expect he'd quite like to as well.

                                                                                  [–]fashin_throwaway 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  If the kid is fed and has shelter and adequate clothing and a loving family he's fine. He looks well fed, I'm sure he had shelter. His family got him a bike I'm sure they love the kid. I can almost guarantee that's not his normal clothing.. I used to run around naked with a cape. Kids be kids.

                                                                                  Look at the world, most people have less and are completely happy. Believe it or not, kids can be happy without having the most money in the neighborhood.

                                                                                  Fuck, a major problem in this world is how people equate happiness with what they own

                                                                                  [–]erryday_IAm_rustling 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                  Crossposted to /r/crocs. Thanks!

                                                                                  [–]I_AM_PICKLE_LORD 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  CPS wants to meet his parents too.

                                                                                  [–]taylorcraig634 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  I don't think you do...

                                                                                  [–]sraolson 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  Well one of them is in the background of this picture.

                                                                                  load more comments (321 replies)

                                                                                    Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

                                                                                    REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

                                                                                    π Rendered by PID 15367 on app-81 running 9730cb6.