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WTF, how often does she do this, they are huge. (imgur.com)

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[–]marryanowl 55 points56 points ago

I can't find the link, but I remember reading this girl does all kinds of weird things like making food with her vaginal juices. She's all kinds of wtf.

[–]EightFooted 15 points16 points ago

vice magazine

[–]nhupress 23 points24 points ago

You never go full Vegan.

[–]kakiwar 4 points5 points ago

link?

[–]seishi 11 points12 points ago

No, thank you.

[–]caughdog 7 points8 points ago

Yeah I'm good too.

[–]EightFooted 0 points1 point ago

Check the second comment

[–]ThatguyJake 6 points7 points ago

Ok fine. I'm curious now. I need to read it.

[–]mortalkonlaw 14 points15 points ago

... She's all kinds of my kinda woman.

ftfy

[–]DrCummings420 15 points16 points ago

You should seek counseling.

[–]deliriux 29 points30 points ago

That boy needs therapy

[–]RaidensReturn 13 points14 points ago

Psycho somatic

[–]sudden_rap 7 points8 points ago

What does that mean?

[–]DownstairsB 2 points3 points ago

self-inflicted

[–]sudden_rap -3 points-2 points ago

An upvote for you for being a mench

In an unrelated matter, please enjoy this

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 0 points1 point ago

You're a nut, you're crazy in the coconut!

[–]Twick00 1 point2 points ago

Well placed Avalanches quote

[–]pinktangerine 0 points1 point ago

I concur.

[–]theyeti11a -2 points-1 points ago

I was going to say "fuck the avalanches, prodigy for life!" then I clicked sudden_raps link, I had a change of heart.

[–]theyeti11a -1 points0 points ago

Addict insane

[–]Points_Out_Niggers -4 points-3 points ago

You should seek manning up. Anyone who wouldn't penis that is a coward and a traitor! Doesn't even matter what you're a traitor to, you're all traitors to something!

[–]StrawberryJamal 3 points4 points ago

Thank you, Points_Out_Niggers.

[–]caughdog -3 points-2 points ago

Inb4 he points out you're a nigger

[–]Points_Out_Niggers -3 points-2 points ago

We have a list of every Jamal in the world, no need to point that one out.

[–]caughdog -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, I thought that was a list of welfare recipients

[–]svanbo 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]bmes_ 2 points3 points ago

Please direct me to more information

[–]Makonar 0 points1 point ago

That sorta answers my question about why she duct taped the food to herself...

[–]atc_like_a_boss 0 points1 point ago

Paging Doritos story...(if it shows up you shouldn't read it...you have been warned)

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

Daddy never gave her respect.

[–]SHEEEIIIIIIITTTT 0 points1 point ago

O_O ^ 1000

[–]kjuenke87 36 points37 points ago

My aunts cat got ripped apart by some raccoons. Right in front of her too. She had to fight them off with a broom, but kitty didn't make it. Those things are vicious assholes.

[–]anomalus 36 points37 points ago

My aunts bird got ripped apart by some cats. Right in front of her too. She had to fight them off with a broom, but birdy didn't make it. Those things are vicious assholes.

[–]CuntHunt 49 points50 points ago

My aunts loaf of bread got ripped apart by some birds. Right in front of her too. She had to fight them off with a broom, but loafy didn't make it. Those things are vicious assholes.

[–]ifarmchickens 33 points34 points ago

My aunts digestive system got ripped apart by some bread. Right inside of her too. She had to fight it off with a broom, but intestiny didn't make it. Those things are vicious assholes.

[–]Zahmen 12 points13 points ago

Those things are vicious to assholes.

You forgot something

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

My aunts asshole got ripped apart by some assholes. Right in front of her too. She had to fight them off with a broom, but asshole didn't make it. Those assholes are vicious things.

[–]tubcat 3 points4 points ago

Raccoons are no joke. I had a number of neighbors and friends that coon hunted and those suckers could go from scare and treed to vicious murder monsters if you didn't watch out. I've heard of many a maimed dog and person.

[–]OceanFace 1 point2 points ago

As though humans haven't fucked up a thing or two in their time.

[–]tubcat -1 points0 points ago

True, but the superfamily that raccoons belong to are all deceptively vicious and intimidating. The wolverine isn't the only one that sends other animals packing.

[–]OceanFace 2 points3 points ago

Raccoon's tricked you into thinking they are kind and decent WILD ANIMALS and then, when you lowered your guard and seemed least suspecting, they gouged out your eyes and raped your mother. Because, as we all know, WILD ANIMALS should be view as intelligent, sweet and kind like a young buddhist monk. Raccoon, the sociopath of the animal kingdom.

TL;DR Racoons live to trick you into loving them so they can kill you and yours.

[–]tubcat 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much. I'm just amazed at the damage an animal that runs in the same size range as a cat can do. Hell, wolverines (in that same musteloid family) scare off all sorts of other critters 10x their size. They're the right combination of strong, agile, and belligerently brave.

[–]despaxes -3 points-2 points ago

YOU MEAN WHEN SOMETHING IS TRYING TO KILL A WILD ANIMAL IT FIGHTS BACK ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY SEE FLIGHT WONT WORK AND IN FLIGHT OR FIGHT THERES ONLY ONE MORE OPTION??????????

NO FUCKING WAY

[–]tubcat 2 points3 points ago

What I mean is that they are deceptively strong and dangerous. I don't know that I've heard of a single animal in the musteloid superfamily that isn't a total closet badass. Relatively small, but they all can tear you to shreds. Wolverines, kingfishers, raccoons...all of them are badasses.

[–]dirtyjersey84 -1 points0 points ago

For some reason I read that as your aunt got ripped apart...I tried visualizing the terror

[–]mmmbleach 1 point2 points ago

Me too. It was the lack of an apostrophe.

[–]seishi -1 points0 points ago

If something was ripping apart my animal, I wouldn't use a broom. I would use my heel and curb every one of them (provided they weren't cougars or larger).

NSFW Example

[–]hockey_eh 17 points18 points ago

Montreal?

[–]Jean-Baptiste1763 6 points7 points ago

Exact location

[–]ThorAlmighty 4 points5 points ago

I wonder what she would do if I showed up with racoons duct taped to my chest.

[–]one_eyed_jack 3 points4 points ago

Yup. That look-out place is crawling with racoons and they're all tame.

[–]madmax12ca -3 points-2 points ago

Yeap, those raccoons are so fat because they eat a lot of McDonalds :p

[–]ElCampesino 4 points5 points ago

There's a taqueria in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico called Los Mapaches(which is spanish for the raccoons) and at this place there is a very large family of very large raccoons that have been entertaining guests and breeding at this restaurant for years. The patrons often feed the raccoons from their plates and take pictures with them and after they're done eating and they leave the raccoons clean up whatever is left on the plates. I dont know what passes for health standards in Mexico, but the food was pretty good and the experience was great.

edit: Here is a video of the place

[–]son_nequitur 12 points13 points ago

Source: http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/coon-suit-riot-0000040-v18n11

[–]TehKazlehoff 3 points4 points ago

If this is where i think it is, when you go up to the big Cross on the hill (@#$%ed if i can remember the name) theres all kinds of racoons at the edge of the parking lot there that beg treats from people, and due to this have become at least partially domesticated.

I fed Racoons Communion waffers. Soul-less animals ate "the body of christ". was a good joke at the time.

[–]InsaneGenis 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I saw the pic I knew it had to be there. I went on a vacation there and saw them also. Those raccoons are afraid of no one. I took pics of them also.

[–]zaphod_85 0 points1 point ago

If they haven't been blessed, they're not "the body of Christ". They're just shitty crackers.

Source: I'm an ex-Catholic.

[–]sudden_rap 9 points10 points ago

Sick of buryin' my mutant babies / Gonna lie in the woods and get me some rabies / When daddy comes tryin' to fuck his favorite minor / Gonna chew off his dick with my rabid vaginor / Do the same for my brothers Steve and Peter / Three terminal cases of cat-scratch fever

[–]smokeymink 2 points3 points ago

Seems to be at Montréal.

[–]Sensitivevirmin 2 points3 points ago

What the hell Danm Montreal why you so crazy

[–]nitrojohnny25 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting something completely different

[–]mayjayem -1 points0 points ago

I guess she isn't worried about getting rabies. New found fear after today's NPR program...

[–]georgeo 0 points1 point ago

they're like small bears!

[–]bravemicrowave 1 point2 points ago

Vice somehow simultaneously makes some of the coolest and stupidest material out there.

[–]farkner 0 points1 point ago

Nice photo. Now you have the plague.

[–]sunflower24 1 point2 points ago

Apparently when you tape a lot of food on you, raccoon's don't give a fuck at all. Not surprising.

[–]uuuuuh 1 point2 points ago

My friend tried to do the same thing, but with ducks and bread. At the time it seemed like a really stupid idea. Somehow doing this with ducks doesn't sound so stupid anymore.

[–]fastjeff 0 points1 point ago

In this week's episode: Be a trough

Come back next week for "Be a kitchen utensil"

[–]moxiecontin714 -1 points0 points ago

Are those Subway subs?

[–]bitslammer 0 points1 point ago

I'd say she has a 49% chance if getting rabies, a 49% change of getting Raccoon roundworm and 1% chance of dying from old age if she keeps this up.

[–]moskrat 1 point2 points ago

Semi-relevant: http://xkcd.com/1025/

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 0 points1 point ago

She obviously took it literally when someone told her she should try 4 'coons at a time.

[–]adam_rules 1 point2 points ago

With a title like that, I really wasn't expecting raccoons...

[–]PeaceLoveAtheism 1 point2 points ago

Brazzers

[–]ILoveCamelCase 0 points1 point ago

She's training them to eat human flesh. They will obey her since she was the one giving them food.

[–]PopFossa 0 points1 point ago

Mind your uterus!

[–]evilkenevil 0 points1 point ago

Get. That. Varmin. Off. You're throwing off my aim.

[–]JohnTheRevelatorJR 1 point2 points ago

Thats PETA for you.

[–]darkwater11 0 points1 point ago

Day 34: The raccoon's have still not noticed that i am human.

[–]playermu 0 points1 point ago

rabies... it's not for everyone

[–]primeministerZebulon 0 points1 point ago

Raccoon Jesus

[–]borkmeister 0 points1 point ago

This is the scenic overlook on Mount Royal towards the north and east, correct? Oh, I see other Redditors have already beaten me to this. WTF.

[–]bhknb 0 points1 point ago

Raised by raccoons?

[–]wellunder9000 0 points1 point ago

Day 21, the others still do not know that I am a human.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

It's a new sex thing. It's called "cooning."

[–]mayyonayze 0 points1 point ago

If you look her up on YouTube she has some standup. She's using the Internet and it's/our sick fascinations for weird shit as a platform. Her kitchen episodes are hilarious. I hope she keeps it up.

EDIT: "platform as a comedian."

[–]kmizzie 0 points1 point ago

Shes brave, raccoons are nasty little cunts.

[–]Gruffnut 0 points1 point ago

Her Mother

[–]nysecret 0 points1 point ago

Kara Crabb! One of VICE's best! She's next level!

[–]snowlion18 0 points1 point ago

racoons are nasty animals, plus they are a leading carrier of rabies

[–]SlenderGranDad 1 point2 points ago

All of a sudden...RABIES!

[–]Tatsputin 1 point2 points ago

Walking Dead and Over The Hedge fan film crossover.

[–]ScottFromCanada 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin' raycuns. Ahtodaso!

[–]JBro74 0 points1 point ago

8 out of 10, would bang!

[–]Spontaneous_Question 0 points1 point ago

I went to high school with this girl - she was all kinds of weird back then too.

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

I bet she's a great fuck.

[–]Khrevv 1 point2 points ago

That Kara Crabb...

All kinds of weird.

http://www.vice.com/tag/Kara+crabb

[–]necbone -1 points0 points ago

This is how you get rabies.

[–]SimpleEnough -2 points-1 points ago

What if the raccoons aren't huge and the girl is just tiny? Mind=blown

[–]Jean-Baptiste1763 -1 points0 points ago

Those raccoons are on a steady diet of potato chips. They're tamed and huge.

[–]spades21 -3 points-2 points ago

Quick that white girl is being attacked by a bunch of koons call the police

[–]NecroGod -2 points-1 points ago

I'm pretty sure she has been taped to that spot and left to be eaten alive and this photo is someone documenting their murderous deed.

[–]Wisps -3 points-2 points ago

Jesus! One of those things are like half a black bear!

[–]FailbatZ 1 point2 points ago

Raccoon City, if u know what i mean...

[–]Snakeoilsage 0 points1 point ago

I said a virgin sacrifice of our cat god, not a vegan sacrifice for our racoon god! Seriously, dude, GET PRESCRIPTION LENSES.

[–]TheHerpfulDerp -3 points-2 points ago

I came here partly because the title said "...she...they are huge". o_o

[–]motorhead84 -2 points-1 points ago

I'd stick my dick in that crazy.

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