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[–]NgrAllies 15 points16 points ago

Guys, can we get back to rampart please

[–]blaiseis 3 points4 points ago

We really should be discussing Rampart.

[–]malacideisatwork 6 points7 points ago

A contractor came in today with 4 boxes of Twinkies and cupcakes... He gave me a Twinkie.... I feel like it's gold. I'm considering framing it and putting it on my wall with the tittle "Last Hostess Twinkie in the World"

[–]ilyouk 15 points16 points ago

I thought rule 32 was: Pics or it didn't happen...

[–]aerovirus22 5 points6 points ago

I thought it was if it exists there is porn of it, but apparently that's rule #34.

[–]vectran[S] 3 points4 points ago

It's called Zombieland: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/

Full Zombieland rules list here: http://www.zombielandrules.com/

[–]Lunights 0 points1 point ago

It is. Op clearly fails at the internet.

[–]dagger987 -2 points-1 points ago

But alas! Here lies a picture!

[–]Axemantitan 0 points1 point ago

"If it can be said, it can be said with a picture."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule%2032

[–]falsearrows 6 points7 points ago

philosiphy

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sarare 3 points4 points ago

Not Where I thought this was going

[–]the_friendly_one 5 points6 points ago

Dude, that's Rule #34.

[–]MrBluntsworth 3 points4 points ago

"no more twinkies?!... SHIT-FUCK!"

[–]SAMO1415 3 points4 points ago

"Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."

[–]Kenny_Login 1 point2 points ago

Hi Def?

[–]sniper_lad 1 point2 points ago

I like Rule #2: Always double tap.

[–]wheels_on_the_road 1 point2 points ago

they were not hostess twinkies, as we know them... they were VEGAN. source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/11/woody-harrelsons-veganism_n_315856.html

[–]DirtyKlam22 0 points1 point ago

try telling that to my wife

[–]Marshmlol 0 points1 point ago

Said no woman ever.

[–]subindie 0 points1 point ago

You used Rule 32 to express Rule 32. Rule 32ception.

[–]larediggz -1 points0 points ago

Okay we get it. No more twinkies. Everyone is milking this shit. Like eveything else on this site.

[–]Phobicity 0 points1 point ago

Only 2 rules away from rule 34.

Enjoy the little things, while you still can.

[–]BurnyBurn 0 points1 point ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]a-dark-passenger 1 point2 points ago

Really hate how this is taking off because of Hostess. If you've seen the movie it's not the actual Twinkie that he's after. It's because of the memories it brings. I doubt many people are wanting a Twinkie to remember their kid who got killed by a zombie.

[–]OhBeAFineGirlKissMe 0 points1 point ago

If someone could make a highdef version of this, that would be great

[–]mirandaE 0 points1 point ago

R.I.P twinkies

[–]Whitworth 0 points1 point ago

oh hey, another Woody Harrelson & Twinkie post. Good thing no one thought of the connection.

[–]CuntSackMcQuack 0 points1 point ago

I'm from NewZealand. I was overjoyed when we first started getting twinkies shipped to us for regular sales. I tried one thinking it was going to be the most delicious thing on the planet.

I took a bite, and felt nothing but fucking 6 month old stale grease, and what seemed to be a very cheap version of mock cream explode in my mouth. It tasted disgusting and I have no idea why the hell you people love that sad excuse for a treat.

[–]Axemantitan 0 points1 point ago

I think it's stoners who love them. Personally, I think they're disgusting.

[–]Thelast_idea 0 points1 point ago

64..

[–]marcussr 0 points1 point ago

this movie was stupid funny, if you're a lame like me it's a must see

[–]skeddles 0 points1 point ago

took a quote from a movie and posted it on reddit, genius.

[–]Jaymaster1 0 points1 point ago

Which movie is this from?

[–]rileyhimself 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for this. Thank you. My soul is at rest now.

[–]CallMeRarity 0 points1 point ago

Its spelled philosophy bro

[–]CallMeRarity 0 points1 point ago

Its spelled philosophy bro

[–]Venguard 0 points1 point ago

I can think of another rule 32.

[–]futuristMOD 0 points1 point ago

Just watched this movie today and found an error on their part. The main character "Columbus" is trying to get back to his home the entire movie. But when they show his first encounter with a Zombie, he is clearly already home.

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[–]Neijo -4 points-3 points ago

NSFW. I sat here, showing reddit/funny pictures to my little sister(7 years old) and this picture gets up! :) That was a quick closening.

[–]capt_slim 6 points7 points ago

You thought Rule 34 was a good thing to show your sister?! Are you retarded

[–]Neijo 4 points5 points ago

I didn't know what it was :((

[–]capt_slim 1 point2 points ago

Well it wont let me tag a comment NSFW. Just think of it as a way to get your sister not to eat junk food

[–]Deralict134 2 points3 points ago

It is you who must be the watchful protector. May your fingers be nimble and your cursor accurate.

[–]gazoonite -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Fishermichaels 7 points8 points ago

That's the joke.

[–]Flappyman -3 points-2 points ago

Too bad Hostess is closing up shop.

[–]assenrad 0 points1 point ago

Buy all the twinkies!

[–]AlphaVictor87 1 point2 points ago

But there's a perfectly good pile of sno balls over here