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[–]kimbianajones 44 points45 points ago

I love Emmy C! She has a ton of other cute stuff on her site as well.

[–]emptythecache 2 points3 points ago

EVERYTHING she makes is adorable. I feel vaguely awkward following her on twitter, but she her art is so goddamn adorable.

[–]Smokyo7 1 point2 points ago

her she art* duh

[–]polarbeargarden 0 points1 point ago

EVERYTHING she makes is adorable. I feel vaguely awkward following her on twitter, but she her art is so goddamn adorable.

Still a true statement. But yes, her art is super adorable and just generally awesome.

[–]wu_xiaolong 7 points8 points ago

EVERY DAY.

NOT EVERYDAY.

[–]HighburyFieldsForeve 4 points5 points ago

Oh sweet baby Jesus,,, I thought I was alone. This is like Crusoe finding the footprints on the beach.

'Everyday' means normal/humdrum/ordinary.

Don't tell me that languages evolve and word meanings change. If that is the case then, "Paperclip rastus money fudge" to you.

[–]caseyjhol 4 points5 points ago

"Hearing my alarm clock is an everyday occurrence."

"I hear my alarm clock every day."

[–]LilRico0412[S] 2 points3 points ago

TIL

[–]Rexq21 2 points3 points ago

That's actually me right now…

[–]Davey_Disapproves 5 points6 points ago

Super original and creative, loser OP.

[–]NiqqaWhat 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck has OP not seen this yet?

[–]Neralo 6 points7 points ago

pretty much what i do everyday too! a kindred spirit!

[–]brmmm 7 points8 points ago

[–]shanoxilt -1 points0 points ago

[–]MainHaze 5 points6 points ago

Me at work...

[–]LilRico0412[S] 6 points7 points ago

You sleep at work?

[–]pseudolobster 13 points14 points ago

No, too much cool stuff to look at on the internet.

[–]MainHaze 1 point2 points ago

No no... replace 'sleep' in this post with 'work'... although, I'd love to sleep at work, too! Anything's better than actually working!

[–]Baned0n 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. Thought about changing the comic to say work instead of sleep, and then raking in that precious, precious karma.

But I wanna look at cool stuff on the internet instead.

[–]MainHaze 1 point2 points ago

Just took a break from looking at cool stuff on the internet to upvote you!

[–]Spira9 2 points3 points ago

OMG YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE!!!

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

Do you LIKE playing Sarcastaball by any chance?

Because I'd be SO SURPRISED if you didn't!

[–]FourteenHatch 2 points3 points ago

repost, author credit, ancient joke, yadda yadda yadda.

Upvote count once once again proving that r/funny... isn't.

[–]Rexq21 2 points3 points ago

That's actually me right now…

[–]Rexq21 2 points3 points ago

That's actually me right now…

[–]Rexq21 2 points3 points ago

That's actually me right now…

[–]Rexq21 2 points3 points ago

That's actually me right now…

[–]stretchmeister 1 point2 points ago

I think you're preaching to the choir when you put this on reddit.

[–]turnleftdale 2 points3 points ago

You repost this ancient picture everyday?

[–]Rountree85 3 points4 points ago

This is funny?

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

Correct: it's as funny as being punched in the junk.

English_Motherfukka (below) seems to need a humour transplant. Let's start a collection for him, to have that done.

[–]English_Mothafukka 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was funny. I actually laughed out loud. A loud, solitary, " Ha!"

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

I got home from work this morning and haven't slept, maybe this is a sign to sleep..

[–]BaronThundergoose 0 points1 point ago

Apparently not, amirite?

[–]Djsoundwave 0 points1 point ago

That last face fills me with hope, to go see more things on the internet

[–]pistashley_O 0 points1 point ago

Us Everyday.

FTFY

[–]Nick2020 0 points1 point ago

ya, i bet you do suck everyday.

[–]wjeman 0 points1 point ago

wait...dog in eyes should be cat.... CAT!!

[–]wjeman 0 points1 point ago

should be redit alien

[–]will_at_work 0 points1 point ago

What's the word I'm looking for, I think "Inertia." When you're awake you want to stay awake and not go to sleep, but in the morning you want to stay asleep and not get up

[–]zuperxtreme 0 points1 point ago

I offer a 1 link karma reward to whoever posts the dog she's looking at.

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

I read the title like a pirate.

[–]JimmyM0240 0 points1 point ago

You just described me last night. Damn you, Reddit!

[–]Awesome_McCray 0 points1 point ago

Must purple ALL THE LINKS.

[–]riptaway 1 point2 points ago

I think the first time I saw this must have been at least a decade ago

[–]imjustdrunk 1 point2 points ago

Oh god this is front page worthy again? That was a quick cycle of reposts

[–]kelseykeefe 0 points1 point ago

I'd seen this image almost a dozen times before I even noticed the fucking pugs in her eyeballs.

[–]Wheeze201 1 point2 points ago

This would have 10x less upvotes if the character didn't have boobs.

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the funniest comics I've ever seen on here. Probably because it relates to me so much.

[–]NiqqaWhat 0 points1 point ago

If only I could downvote this as many times as I've seen it on the front page.

[–]Punkrocker333 0 points1 point ago

For me; Sleep > anything.

[–]DiamondsWithaZ 0 points1 point ago

I read this in my mind in the voice of Peter Griffin.

[–]TomFawkes 0 points1 point ago

[–]BEEfStU_140 1 point2 points ago

WOW that's the first time I've seen that ABHABHAHABHAHAHHAAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHH HAHHA AHAHA HAHA HAH AHH AHFUCKYEAHHHHA HAYAFYAYFYYRCIIIFYCKCFUYCKCFUYCKFYCJKYEAH

title comnts points age /r/
Every night. 1com 54pts 25dys funny
Yeah...thats cool 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
This is me right now. 111coms 697pts 8mos funny
every night 28coms 825pts 9mos funny
What it's like at 1 in the morning with school in a few hours.. 0coms 13pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Spiritjump 0 points1 point ago

You generally get more karma if you just copy and paste from karmadecay without adding or editing anything.

[–]iammonster 2 points3 points ago

This is clearly wrong. It needs to be cats.

[–]amcuriosity -2 points-1 points ago

U fap to dog porn ?

[–]tha_dood -1 points0 points ago

SERIOUSLY COME ON http://grammarist.com/usage/everyday-every-day/

How is reddit all over people who use "there, their, they're" wrong, but every day and everyday are okay to fuck up?

[–]M0b1u5 -2 points-1 points ago

Shame you didn't study hard enough to know that "every" and "day" are two words, not one.

Welcome to you $8 an hour life.

[–]Unoriginal_Mark_2 0 points1 point ago

Anybody know whats more reposted than this?

[–]NiqqaWhat 1 point2 points ago

Probably the gif on the kitten having a nightmare and the momcat hugging it closer.

[–]Maeby78 2 points3 points ago

Comments about reposts.