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[–]FatassHunter 112 points113 points ago

This is not a meme.

[–]HelloImGod 14 points15 points ago

I feel as if OP is the type that calls them me-mes as well.

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 10 points11 points ago

yes it is a meme, just like trolling is when you tell a good joke

[–]S00874769 -1 points0 points ago

Nope

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 0 points1 point ago

knock knock.......whose there?.......NOBODY TROLOLOLOLOLOL

[–]PseudononymousChef -2 points-1 points ago

Bingo. Just like Twilight is not a good series.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -1 points0 points ago

It's not a macro, though.

[–]ElvisDumbledore -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know, the "real vampires hate Twilight" idea has become a meme I think.

[–]Duhh233 44 points45 points ago

Please stop

[–]Whytefang 3 points4 points ago

I can't remember the last time I only agreed with one post in an entire thread.

Wow

[–]iLiekBoxes 19 points20 points ago

People don't know what meme means anymore

[–]Beef-Stu 11 points12 points ago

TIL that meme means funny picture

[–]chrom_ed 1 point2 points ago

Actually it means transmissible unit of thought. So, this is a meme by its use, just not yet a popular or widespread one.

[–]eyeronbrow 21 points22 points ago

[–]Anonymous3891 2 points3 points ago

This has been my favorite. Here is the runner up.

[–]Idontlikethespacebar -2 points-1 points ago

...IsthatDarylfromWalkingDead?

[–]Radbrownkid 3 points4 points ago

Yes it is. But thy are both in Boondocks Saints which I highly suggest that you watch

[–]ThreeHolePunch 4 points5 points ago

What is tonight?

[–]NaughtyDreadz 8 points9 points ago

THIS is better

[–]L-J-N 10 points11 points ago

DAE HATE TWILIGHT? HAHA WE'RE ALL SO ORIGINAL IN OUR TASTES/OPINIONS!

[–]Klappar_Skalbagge 2 points3 points ago

Reddit is my safe place.... try pinterest

[–]CommentsOnOccasion 2 points3 points ago

I honestly don't mind them. Don't mind Justin Bieber or Nickelback or anything either.

Some people like them so whatever. They don't try to cram it down my throat or anything.

Imagine if someone was making fun of a Star Wars movie because they didn't like it. Everyone here would freak the fuck out.

[–]borb86 2 points3 points ago

Tho not really a meme. I liked the Blade one better.

[–]wildstarr 0 points1 point ago

So was it some sort of conspiracy that Lincoln and Breaking Dawn 2 opened on the same day? So now Lincoln is fighting Vampires for box-office dollars?

[–]Jpsnow85 0 points1 point ago

"I am the President of the United States of America, clothed in IMMENSE power!" -Abraham Lincoln

[–]Mariahflores100 0 points1 point ago

How about we don't honor this movie and just sweep it under the rug , okay guys.

[–]Isleepreallylate 0 points1 point ago

Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter is a really good movie.I recommend everyone to go and watch it.

[–]felix33 1 point2 points ago

If it weren't for Reddit, I wouldn't even know there was a new Twilight.

[–]jheald1 0 points1 point ago

Sequel!

Oh wait...

:(

[–]ItsBail 0 points1 point ago

This is the only reason I looked at anything related to Twilight http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lC-QoeQixlw#t=231s

[–]PanagiotisG -1 points0 points ago

Twilight sucks amirite guise? Thank you for having the bravery to post this, OP!

[–]EcstaticObsessive 0 points1 point ago

The funniest thing about people hating the Twilight movies is that fact that no one will hate them more than Robert Pattinson.

[–]freakytone 0 points1 point ago

I like the one with blade better

[–]HazyPeanut 0 points1 point ago

DAE MEME?

[–]viceflow 2 points3 points ago

This is the proof that reddit is now run by im14andthisisfunny.

Who can possibly else upvote this stupid shit.

[–]warriorbud 1 point2 points ago

[–]Davey_Disapproves 0 points1 point ago

You have a favorite Twilight anything? You aren't as hip as you think you are, highschooler. Don't do drugs.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark -4 points-3 points ago

I've watched all there movies so far with my wife. I will not get this time back.

[–]jheald1 -1 points0 points ago

Not only that, every time you inadvertently think of the movies, another tiny part of your soul dies...

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[–]NicholsonsEyebrows -1 points0 points ago

Dat moment you realize ITALICS don't work in the title.

[–]Whayne_Kerr -4 points-3 points ago

There is a direct relationship between ones BMI and the love for the Twilight movies. There is an inverse relationship between ones "attractiveness" and their love for the Twilight movies.

[–]Whytefang -2 points-1 points ago

My step sister (who is a fairly attractive person) would kick your ass. She likes twilight.

Fuck off with your stupidity.