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[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 26 points27 points ago

i've had this habit, back since i was a wee bairn, of wandering up to the fridge and opening the door.

you know... just in case.

i'd do this, find nothing, and then ten minutes later kind of do it again.

some day, there'll be magic fridge food.

[–]Hamiltonium 40 points41 points ago

If you are consistently unhappy with the contents of your refrigerator perhaps you should change your shopping habits to better meet your dietary preferences.

[–]heracleides 21 points22 points ago

wrong sub

[–]Andross12 9 points10 points ago

I seriously suggest buying food while hungry. They usually tip people not to do that if they want to lose weight but if you don't have that problem this is a good way to "force" oneself to buy more delicious food.

[–]studmuffffffin 6 points7 points ago

Cookies and Pop Tarts it is!

[–]Furthea 0 points1 point ago

I find that if I shop hungry I tend to buy more real food and if I shop while not hungry I tend to drift more towards snack and pre-made stuff.

[–]lisabadcat -1 points0 points ago

Go ask mom to buy you some sunny d. Better?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 4 points5 points ago

[–]sayitundefined 5 points6 points ago

"We aint got no milk"

"Just use water Craig"

[–]SellinThings 3 points4 points ago

That's not the quote. It's, "You betta put some water on that damn shit"

[–]sayitundefined 2 points3 points ago

Ha. my apologies sir. It has been quite a while

[–]abeth 4 points5 points ago

I hate when I open my fridge and there's nothing in there but a camera.

[–]goooooller 5 points6 points ago

Out of purple drink.

[–]goooooller 0 points1 point ago

You burned me good!

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 1 point2 points ago

[–]noawesomenameneeded 2 points3 points ago

And.....repeat every 15 minutes.

[–]I_smell_awesome 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When I get home and there's nothing good in the fridge... 2coms -3pts 6dys gifs
Every time I open the fridge. 68coms 2071pts 6dys reactiongifs
What it's like checking Facebook every 5 minutes. 4coms 192pts 12dys funny
Repeat 6 times until you settle on scrambled eggs. 30coms 1025pts 13dys gifs
I have never seen a gif that represents my life better than this one 0coms 7pts 13dys funny
Ready to eat after a long day 0coms 5pts 14dys gifs
Getting home from a long day, ready to eat. 2coms 27pts 14dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Akhevia 2 points3 points ago

If I ain't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]ChocolatePyro 0 points1 point ago

Eat the camera.

[–]ta1ntdude 0 points1 point ago

lol sums up my bachelor experience. I'll look 5 more times in the next 2 hours w/o even going shopping.

[–]IamlegendAMA 0 points1 point ago

If you watch this nonstop it kinda looks like a time lapse video of the planets

[–]WhoLovesLou 0 points1 point ago

Awww... No one should ever go from that excited to that disappointed, that fast. :(

[–]d3dsh33p 0 points1 point ago

http://karmadecay.com/hugelol.org/i/33888.gif

How many more reposts can it last

[–]nuno9 0 points1 point ago

Damn, all there is to eat is a camera!

[–]bosstankhogboss 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's college.

[–]bringbackthe90s 0 points1 point ago

hahaha its funny because he's black

[–]disasterific 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the daily food ritual.

Sometimes, SOMETIMES something comes up and its delicious. It takes hours of patience.

[–]Fiverings 0 points1 point ago

If you can afford Bonne Maman jam. I'd surprised if you had nothing else to eat.

[–]iisthebat 0 points1 point ago

Usually there's something I want in the fridge, but then Sandy happened and every time I opened the fridge and it was nothing but condiments.

[–]kevie3drinks 0 points1 point ago

Glad to see Chris Tucker is still getting work.

[–]dontmindthisguy 0 points1 point ago

But why is there a camera in said fridge?

[–]Apolloh 0 points1 point ago

Some people have no shame with reposts.

[–]HiImTed 0 points1 point ago

yeah they hide food apparently at a place called a grocery store. Getting it is tricky, it involves going there.

[–]camalittle 0 points1 point ago

You're using that word wrong.

[–]droach93 -1 points0 points ago

He's like awh someone ate all the watermelon, fried chicken and grape drank.

[–]Aaod 0 points1 point ago

I feel this way ever since I started dieting and only stocking healthy food.

[–]TheWorstBro 0 points1 point ago

what the fuck. this is garbage. this gif pops up constantly. and as a title, you say exactly what happens in the gif. WHAT THE FUCK.

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

"every","day"

[–]nonnein 0 points1 point ago

correct, "everyday" is an adjective

[–]NeverReddit18 0 points1 point ago

That's the exact same face I make when I click on a link and realize it's a repost...

[–]ajbarrickman -2 points-1 points ago

It's always gross when black guys lick their lips. Am I right, or am I right?

[–]amynim -1 points0 points ago

This is so racist...

[–]severfield 0 points1 point ago

I love the fact that this is a gif...I go back and forth between the pantry and fridge hoping to find something I somehow looked over the other dozen times to no avail

1.) Check fridge 2.) Check pantry 3.) Nothing? See step 1.)