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when scumbag steve hits your car (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Aarondhp24 25 points26 points ago

Had this happen the other day. I was reroofing a Beverlys Fabrics in Monterey, when some chick in a little smart car backed into a van. Got out wrote a note, and I got down and checked it.

She left a phone number on the note. I wrote mine down and emailed the guy pictures of the car (birds eye view up on a roof :D ). Yeah her phone number didn't work. But the pictures with her license plate number did. Got a starbucks coffee card for that.

Edit: Some person wants to say this didn't happen. And I see a few downvotes. As the old adage says "Pics or it didn't happen"

Also here is the google maps of the Beverlys in question. Compare parking lots and spotlight. Aaaaaand I'm spent.

[–]cdrankin101 7 points8 points ago

Sweet, sweet justice. Good work!

[–]RhyKnowYsR 118 points119 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Yeah so, I hit your car... 3coms -2pts 1dy funny
P.S. My Bad 5coms 14pts 7dys pics
My brother found this note on his car... That fucker! 4coms -10pts 8dys funny
Where do I start... 4coms 13pts 16dys pics
So someone hit my sister's car and left this note. 5coms -3pts 16dys pics
Somebody hit my car. I'd be pissed if he weren't so funny. 232coms 838pts 21dys funny
What a great citizen! 0coms 1pt 16dys funny
Leave my car to go into the grocery store, come back to this 6coms -3pts 17dys WTF
Ya so, I hit your car... 4coms -6pts 17dys funny
My friend posted this on facebook 2coms -2pts 16dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]hapaxLegomina 102 points103 points ago

This asshole won't stop hitting people and refusing to take responsibility for it.

[–]Mikebx 19 points20 points ago

I'm impressed with how many people tried to take credit for this one

[–]GanoesParan 7 points8 points ago

If you see something like "my girlfriend / my boyfriend / my brother / my friend" then you should mentally translate that as "I found this shit on the internet and had nothing to do with its creation." You'll be correct the majority of the time.

[–]Avien 0 points1 point ago

Shit, even commenting I've found that just the mere mention of having a girlfriend will give you a modest helping of downvotes.

[–]OH_MY_GATO 0 points1 point ago

Why? I would totally post something on reddit that happened to someone else I knew (and I have) as long as they okay it (which only happens when they don't go on reddit).

Edit: Just realized you said "majority of the time." My bad.

[–]Gorignak 8 points9 points ago

And it was probably fake to begin with, since it's an ancient friend-of-a-friend's story.

[–]well_golly 2 points3 points ago

Damn. My grandpa saw this joke on his telegraph machine.

[–]lazy_smurf 4 points5 points ago

excellent work my friend

[–]ilikefruitydrinks 2 points3 points ago

Atleast this guy didn't post some dumb lie about knowing the victim

[–]losttravelers -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you

[–]Ancel3 60 points61 points ago

  1. Not a Scumbag Steve

  2. Wrong subreddit

  3. This is the eleventh time this has been posted

CONCLUSION: OP is faggot.

[–]Phillinator 21 points22 points ago

OP

[–]DigitalN 8 points9 points ago

Well I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that.

[–]Xurandor 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/jEQ1L.jpg

[–]apathetic_youth 2 points3 points ago

When in OP not a faggot

[–]Died_Of_Dysentery 2 points3 points ago

http://i.minus.com/iP5R36enw624v.gif

[–]stussy-one 0 points1 point ago

well done

[–]daugon -2 points-1 points ago

Dear Diary,

Today, OP was an enormous faggot.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12r50s/yes_netflix_i_did_thanks/

this op was the biggest faggot

[–]Ancel3 0 points1 point ago

Well, somebody's a bit grumpy.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

just stating what you said.

[–]beanso 3 points4 points ago

Keep this shit out of /r/wtf.

Thanks!

[–]Greasy 6 points7 points ago

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/thenote.asp

[–]ynotbu 1 point2 points ago

It would be so awesome to be that witness and to include in the very same note this jerkoff's license plate nbr!

[–]trumpetsFTW 4 points5 points ago

Should be titled "When scumbag OP Reposts"

[–]keep-on-scrolling 4 points5 points ago

I would do it

[–]SIrDrMrDuke 3 points4 points ago

repost

[–]CrudPuppy -1 points0 points ago

4th third time repost at least...

[–]NeellocSock -1 points0 points ago

12 according to Karma Decay....

[–]Revived -4 points-3 points ago

I havn't seen it. Now i'll go find the other posts and upvote those too.

[–]Islandgirl75 2 points3 points ago

That's awful but I admit I laughed.....sorry

[–]whiteowlwind 1 point2 points ago

Saw this happen in a parking lot full of witnesses once, wrote down the bitch's license plate....

[–]Im-in-dublin 1 point2 points ago

and then what?

[–]whiteowlwind 0 points1 point ago

Waited for the owner & gave her the plate and description and told her what happened

[–]jmckee014 0 points1 point ago

Dick move

[–]5iveby5ive 0 points1 point ago

are those... are those acid wash jeans?

[–]nachtliche -2 points-1 points ago

this is ancient... before reddit even. downvote.

[–]Lizdexic 0 points1 point ago

16 year old girl.

[–]wwwertdf 0 points1 point ago

To be honest... Is this not still considered a hit and run?

[–]ZaneTHECREATOR 0 points1 point ago

What a piece of shit human being....

[–]UltimateOreo -4 points-3 points ago

Should have called the cops and asked for fingerprinting.

[–]iCue713 -4 points-3 points ago

Repost

[–]turnleftdale -5 points-4 points ago

  1. Didn't Happen.

  2. Repost.

  3. Fuck you.

[–]douchebaggervance -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck you you reposting piece of shit

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