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[–]yeahbuddah 20 points21 points ago

Going out always seems like a really good idea until you're doing it.

[–]warwithcanada 65 points66 points ago

Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you!

[–]krazyhand 52 points53 points ago

Not to mention here's what happens when you don't go out.

[–]DJAshian 11 points12 points ago

I'm pretty proud to say that...

[–]kirkoswald 4 points5 points ago

dude this is reddit, you cant a portray proud, happy exterior... You must be lonely and find it extremely hard to communicate to women to get upvotes... everyone knows this ;)

[–]perfectending 1 point2 points ago

accidentally you a

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

I don't ever wanna feel... like he did that day.

[–]Drachri93 8 points9 points ago

You mean she just goes to parties and poops?

[–]geekcheese 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain this guy to me? Edit: Ah, I get it. He is a German dude who talks about idioms.

[–]MF_Kitten 1 point2 points ago

So that peoples may KNOW?!

[–]piggyback101 -3 points-2 points ago

Party pooper, party pooper.

[–]Rockmanll 2 points3 points ago

NAAAAAAAILLL

[–]DeFeet 5 points6 points ago

I ended up at a club/lounge tonight and my friend and I somehow ended up finding a chess board and Risk set, so we played those instead of standing around awkwardly. No regrets.

[–]EricksA2 12 points13 points ago

The chemo must suck, too.

[–]ltntk421 3 points4 points ago

... I play in the street, I get hit by cars I make mashed potatoes, I get hit by cars.

[–]padreick 0 points1 point ago

Whaaa? Weird, I'm seeing them this weekend in Chicago.

[–]DeployToKillReposter 34 points35 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/HlqQM.gif

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
All true gamers experience this at a party! 13coms 18pts 4mos gaming
Me when I go out 128coms 937pts 4mos funny
Going to parties when you're already in a relationship 24coms 248pts 9mos funny
Parties suck 7coms 38pts 1yr funny
This is me at ANY party... 962coms 956pts 12mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]BoerboelFace 25 points26 points ago

You make that gif?

[–]Kr0nos 2 points3 points ago

Good job, Columbo.

[–]Saint947 32 points33 points ago

Stop being such a fucking faggot OP

[–]Beardamus 4 points5 points ago

[–]Sauce3194 2 points3 points ago

[–]byklassic 0 points1 point ago

Your a Bitch. Man the fuck up and get this part of your life handled.

[–]awkook 6 points7 points ago

I feel like reposts can be appropriate when you use them for a purpose like this OP. If you're just taking another cat pic and reposting it with a title like "This cat is silly" then thats stupid. However this OP is trying to get a point across in which he did very well with this image even though it has already been posted to the internet.

Edit: Unless OP uses the same god damn title as another post here on Reddit. Fucking OP...

[–]Mozzes123 2 points3 points ago

Trying to be less like this myself

[–]greensmurf49 1 point2 points ago

ET all grown up.

[–]knighmare -1 points0 points ago

well maybe if you took the party hat off once in a while girls might talk to you

[–]clark_table 1 point2 points ago

Nice hat, tho.

[–]Knightbre 0 points1 point ago

Ow! Ow! I think I hurt my ankle.

[–]MackDeeZee 1 point2 points ago

And when you don't go out, it seems to go something like this...

"I'm bored. Everyone hates me. I never get to have any fun. These little kids on Live are getting annoying..."

[–]VestaDear 1 point2 points ago

Last month I almost left a party on Halloween because I was hungry.

For some reason the person throwing the party decided that providing zero food during a party they were throwing at 6pm was a good idea.

I ended up leaving with a few people to go to a haunted house and we got me food on the way home.

Kids, if you throw a party during dinner time at least provide snacks! There wasn't even candy.

[–]TheRipley 1 point2 points ago

glad im not the only one

[–]feezyduck 1 point2 points ago

You mean you wish you could phone home?

[–]captainmeta4 1 point2 points ago

I want that guy's white partyhat.

[–]zuka_zanamee -1 points0 points ago

So go home and play video games, if you're going to just sit in a corner and be anti social at a non mandatory social event then why even bother going?

[–]julesasner-dt 0 points1 point ago

If you go out sober ya

[–]randomer_123 0 points1 point ago

I have been put on a new medication and it means that I can't drink anymore..I feel the exact same way. Especially when it reaches that stage where everyone is starting to get a little drunk, giddy and slurring their words

Man its tough being the sober one, somehow I feel like the idiot that can't understand anybody

[–]foodgoesinryan 0 points1 point ago

Why do you look like an alien when you go out?

[–]BurningSquid 0 points1 point ago

You meet people (girls), dance, drink, talk loud, see people doing stupid things, and get to make up shit to tell drunk people in the morning. Parties are fun.

[–]suprsolutions 0 points1 point ago

That face looks like a human face in the middle of transforming into a raptor.

[–]KaptinKograt 0 points1 point ago

Dont go out

[–]Chris153 1 point2 points ago

I know the feels.

[–]vanquishx2 -1 points0 points ago

Then don't go out!

[–]jonnyrotten7 -1 points0 points ago

I bet you get laid a lot.

[–]effinmike12 -3 points-2 points ago

I wanna get OP laid so so bad.

[–]shay_the_funny_whore -2 points-1 points ago

Just say yes to life!

[–]Azr79 -1 points0 points ago

...yes?....

"All of the fucking sudden Brianna Frost appears outta fucking nowhere and fucks me until I'm half dead and then disappears as she appeared"

[–]tekkentool 0 points1 point ago

If you have ever been to 4chan at least once in your life you should have already seen this like, maybe 500 times? huehue

[–]thefoxtrot -2 points-1 points ago

Do you even lift?

[–]geenareeno 0 points1 point ago

I hate these posts...

[–]roxbigred -2 points-1 points ago

thats depressing

[–]darkmafia069 -2 points-1 points ago

I seriously hate people like this who complain about going out cause they can't seem to fit in. Go be alone u stupid fuck.

Prepare the downvotes but after this being posted for the 5th time, this is the one post that makes me hate redditers, most of them are lonely nerds.

[–]jdrc07 1 point2 points ago

You seem a bit mad, is there a problem sir?

My advice to you is to stop being so mad.

[–]Someonedumb -2 points-1 points ago

So you're a no-funner?