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[–]vicious_coy 66 points67 points ago

[–]Tellgraith 31 points32 points ago

You know I wouldn't care that it was a repost, if he didn't lie. taking my upvote back.

[–]ani625 11 points12 points ago

[–]gugulo -2 points-1 points ago

Now for recreational purposes, let us debate the following:
If he didn't lie you wouldn't be able to give him an upvote either, because he would be less likely to hit the front page.

[–]nylolexchange 5 points6 points ago

I wish there was a way to take all the karma from a post that's a lie, and subtract the same amount from his profile.

[–]DisregardHumanity 0 points1 point ago

I get it -- because then his internet points would go down and he'd be mad.

[–]alienelement 10 points11 points ago

For the lazy:

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Soon 23coms 994pts 4mos funny
Ninja Cat 11coms 194pts 8mos pics
Epic Ninja Cat 9coms 546pts 9mos funny
Spying cat is spying. 9coms 154pts 9mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]gawright87 1 point2 points ago

[–]crash7800 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to let it slide because he didn't say "SUDDENLY"

[–]xOFirehawk 0 points1 point ago

best thing I have ever read on reddit at a 6

[–]Theracistelephant 11 points12 points ago

Cool post bro, I you have a lot in common with someone else who had the EXACT same thing happen to them, same computer background and everything!

[–]kimpossibru 8 points9 points ago

Liar. This is all over the internet, we're not new here.

[–]schecterjl 4 points5 points ago

is your computer in a doorway?

[–]nix831 4 points5 points ago

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

I saw the desktop and thought "Oh, he walked in on someone who closed out their porn and ran away". Didn't even notice the cat.

[–]memoryleek -2 points-1 points ago

"Soon... I will find a way down from here"

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

Your computer is on the ceiling, you took the picture upside down, and you just reposted something and lied about it.

[–]iguessimnic -2 points-1 points ago

Left your PC monitor on, I know I freak out every time I forget too.

[–]Prusk 1 point2 points ago

Cat does not the know the gravity of the situation

[–]NewClearWinter -1 points0 points ago

Even if this wasn't a repost , who is coming "quickly" down the stairs while their camera just happens to be on and out. It wouldn't matter how fast you came down the stairs anyways if you stopped , took out your phone and took a picture at the bottom anyways.

[–]safenotfunny 0 points1 point ago

you're home early

[–]Zombiepineapple 0 points1 point ago

celing cat is watching you.

[–]sciencetobedone 0 points1 point ago

Came down the stairs pretty quickly ... but still somehow had time to find your camera and take a photo. Story would still be BS even if it wasn't a repost.

[–]crash7800 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for not saying "SUDDENLY"

[–]Flyingpuma12 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could downvote this more than once

[–]fidink 1 point2 points ago

I saw the title, clicked the link, and laughed my ass off. Then, I went to comments and saw the typical repost bullshit over and over. This post made me laugh then you fuckers told me Santa didn't exist. Upvote for OP because I enjoyed this submission. Downvote for you all for killing my buzz. EDIT:Laught--->Laugh

[–]CabrioFanboy -2 points-1 points ago

is that a VW scirrocco on your computer screen?

[–]Near2Zero -2 points-1 points ago

Scirocco* and it appears to be the R line.

[–]Mc2step -3 points-2 points ago

but....how?

[–]Troybarns -3 points-2 points ago

Who gives a shit if it's a repost, godamnit Reddit, downvote, move on. Now... tell me more about this gravity defying cat.

[–]Ticodude -3 points-2 points ago

More proof that when we're not around, cats break physics

[–]Fetchmemybeer -2 points-1 points ago

Pssst.. U know what that sound is? It's my down vote bitch

[–]timepool -2 points-1 points ago

SPIDER CAT, SPIDER CAT

[–]bikerlord -2 points-1 points ago

Oh cool, A Scirocco!