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[–]Zechnophobe 5 points6 points ago

False. Meth causes you to lose your teeth, not grow new ones.

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. Looks more like Elmo somehow ended up on Grateful Dead tour.

[–]CommandrKeen 4 points5 points ago

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?!

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[–]CottonNero 0 points1 point ago

Animal is Elmo's father.

[–]IhearBANJOmusic 0 points1 point ago

Meth turns you into a kick ass drummer?

[–]Munxt 1 point2 points ago

Okay, maybe just once.

[–]bluemuppetman 1 point2 points ago

Stop telling kids meth makes you the coolest muppet ever. No matter how cool you are, you still end up locked away and only brought out to have a hand shoved up your ass at routine intervals.

[–]GaffiganWhispers -1 points0 points ago

Hey buddy, if you don't like meth, you don't have to use it.

[–]stealer0517 0 points1 point ago

its cocaine is a hell of a drug....