When I have a kid, I'm getting one of these...

Arwin915 · 2012-11-15T19:33:23+00:00

If he's not careful he'll elbow that baby in the face.

runningag · 2012-11-15T18:28:26+00:00

Looks like it came right from the walking dead.

CJGibson · 2012-11-15T20:31:36+00:00

I'd take one too. He's pretty hot, and will apparently carry my kid for me.

Sabimaruxxx · 2012-11-15T18:39:11+00:00

That's how they do it in texas. One for the baby, one for the gun, and a smaller one for the pacifier.

snarky_mcgee · 2012-11-15T21:26:38+00:00

Clearly not shooting blanks...

Klappar_Skalbagge · 2012-11-15T23:48:37+00:00

SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME JUST GOT AWESOME!

BucklingSwashes · 2012-11-15T22:18:00+00:00

I've drawn a baby before, but I've never drawn a baby before.

senorzoidberg · 2012-11-15T20:44:33+00:00

As a father, I need one right now.

johnnyasma · 2012-11-15T23:11:35+00:00

A gay cowboy to carry your kid. That's weird.

jiqiren · 2012-11-15T23:05:32+00:00

Here is the original source.

valjean260 · 2012-11-15T23:32:48+00:00

If you're going to rehost content AT LEAST DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE AND EDIT OUT THE WEB ADDRESS.

http://www.howtobeadad.com/2012/8980/baby-hjolster-bad-product-idea-7

EDIT: K, too angry on my part. I don't know if OP edited out the watermark. My apologies. Give the website some love though. The guys who run it are awesome.

EDIT 2: Guess the web address is not called a water mark. I fail at life.

Atilac54555 · 2012-11-15T22:14:11+00:00

Can you honestly pull off that facial hair?

Werzurb · 2012-11-15T22:41:04+00:00

This is one of those "How you think you'll look and how you really look" moments.

Tangpo · 2012-11-15T23:14:16+00:00

The cowboy from the Village People?

HowToBeADad · 2012-11-15T23:40:49+00:00

That's from here: http://www.howtobeadad.com/2012/8980/baby-hjolster-bad-product-idea-7

Prestonelliot · 2012-11-15T19:29:56+00:00

Rick grimes should get one of those

Sevsquad · 2012-11-15T21:35:30+00:00

I scrolled by that picture a bit too fast and for a second I thought that was Rick Grimes and I was like "well that's not a very safe way to carry a baby during an Apocalypse", then it turns out it wasn't him and now I'm a bit disappointed.

BILL_MURRAYS_COCK · 2012-11-15T23:34:30+00:00

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THESE EXISTED!

I must go find the spice girls.

edit: Fuck.....wrong thread. I will go down with my sinking ship.

RzK · 2012-11-15T22:09:27+00:00

It would suck if you were a gunslinger, a fire fight broke out and you ripped off the babies head trying to pull out your gun... companies need to think like this to prevent accidents

Levofloxacin · 2012-11-15T22:13:30+00:00

You are getting a gay boyfriend?

Sir_Chubby · 2012-11-15T19:40:27+00:00

I'm ready to have kids now!

Redditaccount512 · 2012-11-15T19:40:55+00:00

I'm wearing it sideways.

OH YEAH

JonTheBold · 2012-11-15T20:01:32+00:00

A bear?

zarepath · 2012-11-15T20:35:07+00:00

A photoshop?

AlexanEmpire · 2012-11-15T20:48:25+00:00

You're getting a cowboy when you have a kid?

sross4981 · 2012-11-15T21:22:01+00:00

Bet that dude has a fast draw. haha

LUV2ChUM · 2012-11-15T21:37:02+00:00

This is probably the manliest way to carry a baby.

ComebackShane · 2012-11-15T21:48:26+00:00

A cowboy?

StreetKidNamedDesire · 2012-11-15T21:49:00+00:00

I feel like I would accidentally walk too close to tables and stuff and knock the kid that I would normally be able to pass by with no problems without the holster.

Furets · 2012-11-15T22:08:25+00:00

Its all fun and games untill you forget about it while walking past objects...

ssshield · 2012-11-15T22:14:08+00:00

As an Oklahoman, I approve of this.

swagmastakrol · 2012-11-15T22:17:37+00:00

That baby has range. That guy's gearing up for a nut shot.

eric_md · 2012-11-15T22:35:11+00:00

While it looks great, I can only imagine that carrying that much weight on one side would really fuck up your back.

raskolnikov- · 2012-11-15T22:35:14+00:00

That wouldn't look nearly as cool on a portly man with a neckbeard.

Just thought you guys should know.

howtokillanhour · 2012-11-15T22:37:21+00:00

Do you grip it by the head? and would the diaper be considered the safety?

FatesReverend · 2012-11-15T22:42:18+00:00

A cowboy hat?

kebaler · 2012-11-15T22:42:33+00:00

will someone please, please photoshop chuck norris's face into this?

edit: PS it's my cake day. Pretty please?

southern_boy · 2012-11-15T22:44:05+00:00

Does that holster also sheathe non-gaybies?

JakobTehGrand · 2012-11-15T22:45:08+00:00

You're getting a handsome cowboy to carry your kid around?

deletecode · 2012-11-15T22:57:31+00:00

For those times when you need quick access to a baby.

thesarahgreen · 2012-11-15T22:58:11+00:00

Is anyone else getting nervous for that baby? Or maybe that's just my female instincts...

Lawrence789 · 2012-11-15T22:59:18+00:00

You're getting a cowboy?

enakj · 2012-11-15T23:04:54+00:00

What else does the cowboy do?

Bulldogjim · 2012-11-15T23:05:11+00:00

You brought a baby to a gunfight! Does that kid have a hair trigger? Did you get the bit & bridle accessory pack? Does this Kid make me look gay? More...?

Chaucer2066 · 2012-11-15T23:05:17+00:00

Seems like doors and tables would be that kids worst enemy in that thing.

pinetar321 · 2012-11-15T23:05:38+00:00

until they shit on your leg

Shnazzyone · 2012-11-15T23:07:30+00:00

We are on the fringe of finally knowing who is the fastest baby shooter in the west.

bonerfleximus · 2012-11-15T23:13:45+00:00

A dad? I wish I had one of those...

rediculousam · 2012-11-15T23:15:38+00:00

It would make a decent arm rest as well.

Poppa_Mo · 2012-11-15T23:15:45+00:00

Don't bother. The baby will only vomit in your pocket.
I speak from experience. The baby will vomit everywhere.
Or "spit up" because somehow that makes it not vomit. (Its still vomit.)

wanderer11 · 2012-11-15T23:16:59+00:00

I thought that was Rick at first.

wiltedbouquet · 2012-11-15T23:21:23+00:00

no you aren't that's stupid

arosbogart · 2012-11-15T23:25:31+00:00

I want to see the one that goes around the ankle that's designed for premature babies.

monoethanolamine · 2012-11-15T23:28:25+00:00

Ask the baby to hold the gun

I_seen_it · 2012-11-15T23:32:15+00:00

Where from?

Bass_EXE · 2012-11-15T23:33:43+00:00

Why wait?

Thehollander · 2012-11-15T23:34:19+00:00

If I see anyone carrying their kid in one of these, I'll do everything in my power to make sure your leg gets pissed on, even if I have to do it myself. ;)

I_seen_it · 2012-11-15T23:36:25+00:00

What this guy said

FeelingFropp · 2012-11-15T23:36:50+00:00

QUICKDRAW!

ayerightenough · 2012-11-15T23:41:23+00:00

This must be against this kids human rights, everyone knows Dad farts are the worst.

maine14 · 2012-11-15T23:41:43+00:00

I just like the idea of farting right into my infant child's face.

N1Nutta · 2012-11-15T23:42:57+00:00

a noose is cheaper

Disco_Drew · 2012-11-15T23:44:47+00:00

This way when that little guy has a blowout, it'll go up his back and all over your leg. Also, enjoy the back pain.

B-MoreCahreen · 2012-11-15T23:45:17+00:00

It is all fun and games until the dad farts.

numberonethreatbears · 2012-11-15T23:55:12+00:00

That sure is a hip way of carrying a baby.

GET IT? Okay... I'll let this muddle at the bottom of the comments and move on.

Bobilip · 2012-11-15T23:56:12+00:00

Why do you want a cowboy with a baby holster?

Coreyexample · 2012-11-15T23:56:25+00:00

pulls out baby Get ready for the worst day of your life. PUKE BABY PUKE!!

BluntVorpal · 2012-11-15T23:56:40+00:00

'The Daryll'

misternarwhale · 2012-11-15T23:57:48+00:00

Just looking at that picture gave me back pain.

stanfan114 · 2012-11-16T00:02:05+00:00

Add a bandoleer of baby bottles and you have a deal.

OompaLoompa4Life · 2012-11-16T00:04:02+00:00

While your at it buy a knee brace

jeaguilar · 2012-11-16T00:06:44+00:00

You will surely need one of these, partner.

BonTonVon · 2012-11-16T00:07:40+00:00

You're going to have a REALLY strong right leg

psychroclasm · 2012-11-16T00:12:17+00:00

If the kid in the ad looks pissed, I think we can assume that this is a bad idea.

tubbstosterone · 2012-11-16T00:12:49+00:00

Caution: May Cause Shaken Baby Syndrome.

Ricekrisper · 2012-11-16T00:23:12+00:00

When i'm a kid, I'll let someone get one of those.

YoureMyBoyBloo · 2012-11-16T00:23:57+00:00

That is contradictory. How can you make a child an inbred after he is born?

inFamousMax · 2012-11-16T00:26:30+00:00

Interesting, Trade?

The_Vagina_Whisperer · 2012-11-16T00:26:32+00:00

Oh you are not getting one. When you have a kid you instantly lose any awesomeness you might have had.

shteeeeeve · 2012-11-16T00:27:41+00:00

A gay cowboy?

llcbdavis · 2012-11-16T00:28:38+00:00

me too. thats one good looking daddy.

SchaferBro · 2012-11-16T00:31:10+00:00

Your draw speed will be fucking terrible

Danertins · 2012-11-16T00:31:16+00:00

I would hate to see the aftermath if there was ever a duel.

Draw!

hozestyle · 2012-11-16T00:31:23+00:00

Totally could see this in the next episode of the walking dead

mobyhead1 · 2012-11-16T00:33:00+00:00

Quick-drool McGraw.

closetstonerdad · 2012-11-16T00:38:32+00:00

Pro tip: teach the little bastard how to walk.

diamened · 2012-11-16T00:46:06+00:00

I wonder how the indian, the construction worker, the biker and the policeman carry theirs.

just-plain-mean · 2012-11-16T00:47:24+00:00

You won't. OP is a liar.

wmjdgla · 2012-11-16T00:51:48+00:00

All ready to shoot snot, vomit, piss, shit, and accompanied by incessant screaming and bawling...a good weapon indeed.

peacebuster · 2012-11-16T00:55:17+00:00

Didn't you see the thread about the guy's balls beings squeezed out of his scrotum?

Zombie_Death_Vortex · 2012-11-16T00:58:54+00:00

Skin that poop wagon and see what happens.

zeroGamer · 2012-11-16T01:06:03+00:00

... Dresden?

ktalkin · 2012-11-16T01:09:17+00:00

Damn.. Reposting this gets you mad karma!

LJZollocomics · 2012-11-16T01:09:21+00:00

This was in Vsauce's lüt video.

Relevant_Gats_Post · 2012-11-16T01:11:13+00:00

/r/gats/comments/139s55/totally_relevant_to_this_subreddit_or_zaptal_47/

Nova5491 · 2012-11-16T01:15:26+00:00

my pdw is a pee shooter too!

Smuffler · 2012-11-16T01:16:15+00:00

My baby would always smell like farts.

deathmint · 2012-11-16T01:21:19+00:00

And a pair of suspenders.

DAEWOO_LANOS · 2012-11-16T01:28:59+00:00

This would not be enjoyable. I bet it would become uncomfortable after a short while.

firespock · 2012-11-16T01:29:24+00:00

Old. From Feb 29, 2012 - http://www.howtobeadad.com/2012/8980/baby-hjolster-bad-product-idea-7

Arbpink34 · 2012-11-16T01:33:04+00:00

I don't think you should be allowed to have kids then...

Robby712 · 2012-11-16T01:34:19+00:00

A cowboy to carry your baby around for you. Fuck yeah.

MAJORpaiynne · 2012-11-16T01:58:16+00:00

What? A boyfriend?

MightyBulger · 2012-11-16T01:59:17+00:00

You are getting a handsome gay man to carry your kid?

down2daground · 2012-11-16T02:01:04+00:00

Is that thing loaded?

EmperorFabulousI · 2012-11-16T02:07:37+00:00

I'd like one of the other thing if ya know what I mean.

moxsox · 2012-11-16T02:11:09+00:00

You are getting a gay cowboy when you are a parent?

Would your baby shower have to be at the YMCA?

HelmSplitter · 2012-11-16T02:11:53+00:00

That is the ugliest cowboy this side of the Mississippi.

mojoman666 · 2012-11-16T02:15:01+00:00

It will work on any bodies kid not just your own

mega-shark · 2012-11-16T02:15:47+00:00

When Jeff Winger has a kid.

zetobyx · 2012-11-16T02:16:43+00:00

me too! ive always wanted a cowboy hat!

Heroicgamer · 2012-11-16T02:17:49+00:00

That solves some walking dead problems.

anonymousHacker · 2012-11-16T02:18:58+00:00

...an abortion?

bmckeati · 2012-11-16T02:24:11+00:00

I'd hit that. Dad too.

skibummaine · 2012-11-16T02:33:11+00:00

Ah yes, so that your child is at a pristine fart sniffing level. Lets just hope the father hasn't been eating too much fiber.

RBeck · 2012-11-16T02:36:44+00:00

This will make it hard to walk and put uneven pressure on your back. Make sure you have twins.

JesusPits · 2012-11-16T02:39:13+00:00

Isn't this a form of child abuse?

cbrcmdr · 2012-11-16T02:39:49+00:00

Whaaa - whaa - Whaaaaa!

wbeavis · 2012-11-16T02:41:30+00:00

Why wait, you can get the hat now.

I_AM_PICKLE_LORD · 2012-11-16T02:44:54+00:00

They made him look so manly. I'm impressed.

pacificrover · 2012-11-16T02:45:44+00:00

He's screwed in a gun fight

marlenecapote · 2012-11-16T02:46:18+00:00

Elbow to the face!

Kalmah666 · 2012-11-16T02:47:36+00:00

dueling made fun once again

killswitchengage · 2012-11-16T02:52:15+00:00

"Draw!!" SNAP! "SHIT

aprilrain187 · 2012-11-16T03:36:52+00:00

Holster your weapon...I mean child.

defsentenz · 2012-11-16T03:55:19+00:00

I hope that thing isn't loaded. They make a huge mess when they go off.

XtRedChaos · 2012-11-16T04:01:18+00:00

My dual baby holsters have changed my life

havenless · 2012-11-16T04:45:16+00:00

DRAW!

ProbablyNotLying · 2012-11-16T04:53:18+00:00

My response as a dad.

CallMeNeo · 2012-11-16T04:57:37+00:00

Until it pees down your leg.

jbredditor · 2012-11-16T05:01:29+00:00

Normally I'm against drop holsters, but I think in this case it makes sense. Assuming he's gonna draw the baby by its head, it's just awkwardly too high right now.

Might have some retention problems though. I'd get a strap to cover the kid's head.

Milkelly_White · 2012-11-16T05:23:16+00:00

Maybe now Carl will stop wandering off on The Walking Dead.

rampagsniper · 2012-11-16T06:11:18+00:00

with my luck i would walk into a corner with the baby, if i had one :/

kingxhall · 2012-11-16T06:23:41+00:00

RICK GRIMES NEEDS THIS.

lesneigedantan · 2012-11-16T08:20:52+00:00

A cowboy? Will that help?

Llochlyn · 2012-11-16T09:33:30+00:00

Van Thian & Verdun =)

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