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How I flirted in grade school. (imgur.com)

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[–]d0m58 104 points105 points ago

This is still how I flirt... in college...

[–]TeensiestPeeto 40 points41 points ago

d0m58, THE PANTY DROPPER

[–]anasztaizia 18 points19 points ago

I'm nearly 30, and this is still how some of my co-workers flirt.

[–]snow_bird 24 points25 points ago

I can confirm this. My last shift I had two hair tugs, three scares (2 successful , 1 denied), and two side jabs.

[–]markpelly 12 points13 points ago

I like to steal useful things off their desk, go hide in viewing distance, and giggle when they get flustered in confusion.

I came.

[–]dlove67 2 points3 points ago

Someone's getting lucky tonight!

[–]ThatsPopetastic 1 point2 points ago

And it still works!

[–]dogdickafternoon 27 points28 points ago

To whom it may concern: Gibbons are not Monkeys.

[–]Shambloroni 7 points8 points ago

That's one gutsy gibbon

[–]dlove67 2 points3 points ago

It's cool dude, I like linux too. Have an upvote.

[–]shitfromshino 14 points15 points ago

Thank you. They aren't monkeys any more then we are. Sheesh people and their blatant disregard for basic taxonomy.

[–]uofmike 11 points12 points ago

Why would I want to stuff a monkey?

[–]HardtoReadIlIllIlllI 9 points10 points ago

You're thinking taxodermy.

[–]gormster 8 points9 points ago

You're thinking of taxidermy.

[–]wawaweebo 10 points11 points ago

Why would you want to think about taxes?

[–]Glitchiness 1 point2 points ago

You're thinking of George Bush.

[–]RNRSaturday 3 points4 points ago

You are thinking of a monkey.

[–]BarneyBent 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that a night out with no designated driver?

[–]doobiedoob1 1 point2 points ago

taxidermy? I think that they're joking

[–]uofmike 0 points1 point ago

Si senor

[–]HardtoReadIlIllIlllI 0 points1 point ago

I guess irony only works among friends

[–]MrBokbagok 1 point2 points ago

http://paolov.wordpress.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/

[–]holycrapawoman 0 points1 point ago

So very true

[–]SooStoked 24 points25 points ago

I find the way it flails its arms oddly disturbing.

[–]Hi_There_Face_Here 3 points4 points ago

The creature in general has a disturbing appearance.

[–]Buttered_Penis 13 points14 points ago

How I flirt now: "I'm drunk.."

[–]Jackdaws7 14 points15 points ago

"I like your shoes, wanna bang?"

[–]CookedPork 13 points14 points ago

"Whoops! I dropped this monster condom for my magnum dong."

[–]Monnefin 3 points4 points ago

"While I pick it up, feel free to fuck me in the ass."

[–]desert_cruiser 0 points1 point ago

i think you got magnum and monster mixed up frank

[–]smileymalaise 26 points27 points ago

I could watch monkey GIFs for hours. Probably longer than I can watch cat GIFs.

[–]Gk18hemeyer 6 points7 points ago

At first, I thought the monkey was going straight for the butthole.

[–]FPSMelvin 15 points16 points ago

That monkey is probably planning on kidnapping that dog. I'm 100% serious.

[–]QuickPhix 28 points29 points ago

Fun fact: Primates are god damned assholes.

[–]shitfromshino 13 points14 points ago

Your damn right we are

[–]terrestrial-Aquarius 2 points3 points ago

You're*

[–]markpelly 4 points5 points ago

Thought it said Pirates, I was going to yell at you for being mean to these peaceful creatures.

[–]brianbrianbrian 15 points16 points ago

Yeah that video was hard to watch.

[–]schwartzchild76 3 points4 points ago

I love watching stuff like this.

[–]MuffedMan 0 points1 point ago

Where's a high-powered rifle when you need one...

I'd go in like Rambo. Savin' puppies and killin' those bastards.

[–]JackNightmare 6 points7 points ago

Yank an appendage and flee.

[–]ideapathic 7 points8 points ago

So you're saying that you used to get a lot of...tail?

[–]Amogh81602 4 points5 points ago

I'm sure everyone liked you

[–]timstm 3 points4 points ago

You pulled her tail and ran away, huh?

[–]shanver 3 points4 points ago

The dog should have gibbon him a chance.

[–]fireball_73 3 points4 points ago

Is that a sloth?

[–]pastyf4ce 20 points21 points ago

Its actually a gibbon. Pretty smart creatures.

[–]fireball_73 3 points4 points ago

Thank you! I think you will appreciate this gibbon themed disco hit from the 70's

[–]mulvahlok 0 points1 point ago

God I love The Goodies

[–]psyphungi 5 points6 points ago

I felt so happy that I thought "That's a gibbon" watching it. Never seen one in real life, but I'm happy to know I know a gibbon when I see one. Also: Funky Gibbon. No link, you know what I'm talking about.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 1 point2 points ago

If a sloth could be speeded up by 100 times.

Sloths are so slow moss grows on their fur, for god's sake!

[–]ThaGoldenTicket 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how it never seemed to work.

[–]ViIlains 0 points1 point ago

Oh you playerrrr!

[–]Bong_Logic 1 point2 points ago

This little monkey beast must've been the inspiration behind slendermans form

[–]SUCK_MY_PANCAKE 1 point2 points ago

By grabbing bitches tails?

[–]XxLiyelzxX 1 point2 points ago

Gibbons are fucking creepy looking.

[–]ggbrown 1 point2 points ago

Flirting aside, monkeys are assholes.

[–]ImNewDontBeCruel -1 points0 points ago

Well done.

[–]clicowumples 0 points1 point ago

Getting all the bitches.

[–]jfinneg1 0 points1 point ago

He is basically just like Haha dog look at my awesome hands bet you wish you had some of these sweet things.

[–]kazuma_k 0 points1 point ago

It amazes me how much we are a like. I do this to my cat.

[–]sharksfan93 -1 points0 points ago

Girls have tails apparently

[–]PHPGator 0 points1 point ago

You pull on the extremity sticking out from the male? Interesting!

[–]Book-ish 1 point2 points ago

I absolutely though he was going to poke that dog's butthole. Please tell me I'm not the only fucked up one here.

[–]T-Waldo 0 points1 point ago

it's hard to find girls with tails.

[–]Toadly 0 points1 point ago

Best gif I've ever seen

[–]LtCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

That is actually amazing bi-pedal movement from the monkey.

[–]widdersyns 1 point2 points ago

That's because it's not a monkey, it's a gibbon.

[–]LtCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

TIL

[–]takesthingsIiterally 0 points1 point ago

You pulled on dogs' tails?

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

Primates: we're goofy motherfuckers.

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

The "neg".

[–]motherboy 0 points1 point ago

In kindergarden my friends and I used to get into trouble for chasing girls and lifting up their shirts.

No way I would do that now...

[–]ireallylikecake 0 points1 point ago

Classic Shmosby

[–]itagged 0 points1 point ago

Those first few frames: "Dude, check this out".

[–]NakedJewBoy 0 points1 point ago

I flirted in grade school by sitting by myself all recess staring at my crush trying to look cool in hopes that she would come over to me. It never worked.

[–]domogoroboto 0 points1 point ago

Trolling at its best

[–]AxDal 0 points1 point ago

Girls who flirt like this are annoying

[–]purplesnowman 0 points1 point ago

I want to swing on a pole like that now..

[–]MrBokbagok 0 points1 point ago

i fucking love gibbons. assholes of the animal kingdom.

[–]knock_harder 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty much how my husband landed me.

[–]thePonderingCabbage 0 points1 point ago

Spot on spot on

[–]avery51 0 points1 point ago

So recently?

[–]RasputinsPinkyToe 0 points1 point ago

No way I am the only only one who was making imaginary monkey noises in my head when that thing started swinging around.

[–]GentlemanREX 0 points1 point ago

and people wonder why girls respond to acts of aggression. (hint: they're conditioned to)

[–]marktaylor521 0 points1 point ago

you are very acrobatic

[–]Swamptor 0 points1 point ago

How I flirted in grade school:

[–]zfish94 0 points1 point ago

I gave a girl a cookie bitches love cookies

[–]Catch22af 0 points1 point ago

you flirt like a gibbon?

[–]pineconebilly 0 points1 point ago

I just keep watching this over and over.

[–]sierrakilo888 0 points1 point ago

You know when you say a word over and over and it becomes a meaningless and odd sound? Keep looking at that monkey over and over again.

[–]tallhairyman 0 points1 point ago

That monkey is an asshole. And so were you. And me.

[–]mtk88 1 point2 points ago

*How I flirt.

[–]optional22 -2 points-1 points ago

Monkeys are known for grabbing young dogs are raising them as pets. It's why we still have dogs/cats for pets today. That's what it looks like the monkey is doing. Or the monkey could just be a dick.

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 5 points6 points ago

We still have dogs as pets today because we domesticated them for that express purpose. My guess is that you heard that "monkeys" kidnap dogs from this post, but they didn't start doing that until humans had already domesticated dogs.

[–]thefuckdude 0 points1 point ago

This was hilarious. Source?

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[–]Accipehoc 6 points7 points ago

Ftfy.

[–]y00t 2 points3 points ago

you're a twat

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