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[–]Wowtrain 61 points62 points ago

Wait, you log out of reddit?

[–]bob_newman 35 points36 points ago

Wait, there's a "log out" button?

[–]helvete1337 19 points20 points ago

It's a lie

[–]kasirate 15 points16 points ago

You can log out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

[–]SubDtep 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to the domain reddit dot com. Such a lovely place ( such a lovely place) so many filled with hate.

[–]akatherder 2 points3 points ago

How else can you post a controversial comment with your alternate account and be an annoying asshole without facing repercussions?

[–]eyebite 1 point2 points ago

Wait... there are repercussions for being an annoying asshole?

[–]canadianredditor17 0 points1 point ago

Yes, immolation by resourceful redditors.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 3 points4 points ago

Nope. I do log off of my computer, however.

[–]IMakeGreetingCards 122 points123 points ago

Soooo...this is my friend and her son. Her husband was telling me the other day that the video was going viral lol. Seattle, yes.

[–]ChiperSoft 27 points28 points ago

And this is why I need to record every second that my infant is outside.

[–]funnywhennecessary 51 points52 points ago

Don't worry, I will record every second your infant is outside too.

[–]catdeuce 24 points25 points ago

"Yes, hello, Internet police?"

[–]Scruge 16 points17 points ago

"Can you backtrace this for me?"

[–]permagloom 18 points19 points ago

"He hung up 10 seconds before we could trace him. whoever he is, he's good."

[–]Razious 9 points10 points ago

"Time to call in the expert. Hello? Overly Attached Girlfriend? We got a job for you."

[–]free4all87 4 points5 points ago

[comment removed by cyber police]

[–]ryansoper 0 points1 point ago

"We've kinda got a situation with some guy claiming he's not a faggot? But he's OP. OP's a Faggot."

[–]lisabadcat 16 points17 points ago

So what was everyone watching?

[–]akatherder 30 points31 points ago

I was watching this animated gif.

[–]IMakeGreetingCards 14 points15 points ago

fireworks

[–]XxNotOriginalxX 3 points4 points ago

Porn.

[–]konblivion 0 points1 point ago

You can't tell? baby startled, then looks up. Bonfire night was a few days ago.....

must be a NASA space launch.

[–]botulismea 5 points6 points ago

This video is way better than the smaller gif. Thanks for sharing the adorable reaction display.

[–]encaseme 12 points13 points ago

Anybody know what they're actually looking at just out of curiosity?

[–]StarHarvest[S] 17 points18 points ago

Fireworks in Washington I believe.

[–]encaseme 2 points3 points ago

Thanks!

[–]IMakeGreetingCards 0 points1 point ago

yep. it's my friend :)

[–]kneighjerk 0 points1 point ago

I also gleaned as much, by the speed of the ascent of it.

[–]JohnScribbles 14 points15 points ago

Wow you must have a huge screen.

[–]StarHarvest[S] 26 points27 points ago

Karma isn't bound by a screen when it soars high!

[–]Jjeremiah49 5 points6 points ago

That was so beautiful.

[–]MorbidRampager 0 points1 point ago

This never happens to me D:

[–]R0mme1 2 points3 points ago

[–]ST1LL_AL1V3 1 point2 points ago

someone needs to edit some upvotes raining down

[–]pickettash -1 points0 points ago

I posted something and came back to find it ON THE TOP OF THE FRONT PAGE...I peed my pants a little...

[–]nastynaps 0 points1 point ago

That is a problem I never have.

[–]prosthetic4head -1 points0 points ago

happened to me this morning. had a great day

[–]Zivenox 1 point2 points ago

This.. is the best gif ever.. aside from.. Go BWAHHH... and the little kid blowing out the other kids candles

[–]Le_Ma 1 point2 points ago

Thank you so much for this!!! I did not know the Go BWAH gif, googled it now and it totally made my day. Made it halfway through the 10 min remix, then I had to stop... Thanks again

[–]Zivenox 0 points1 point ago

Anytime, it is great. SO great.

[–]ldyd182 0 points1 point ago

Link?

[–]EwigUbel 0 points1 point ago

I wanna play this game, too.

[–]dreameRevolution 0 points1 point ago

This is my new favorite gif ever!

[–]WellBangOkay 0 points1 point ago

You... You log out?

[–]Miarendon76 0 points1 point ago

I never log out. NEVER ;_;

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

[–]idkwtfimtalkingabout -1 points0 points ago

Wait, if you're logging back in to see unexpected karma then doesn't that mean you're expecting it?

I think what you meant to say was

When I log back in and see unexpected karma.

[–]DalekBarbarian -1 points0 points ago

This is amazing, I laughed very hard thanks!

[–]afromthec -1 points0 points ago

That awesome moment when you fart the second he freaks out...

[–]bmob 0 points1 point ago

log back in?

i've never logged out.

[–]simAlity -1 points0 points ago

I never know which of my posts or comments will bring in the karma.

[–]newton54645 -1 points0 points ago

And again!

[–]patchy911 -1 points0 points ago

WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT....I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[–]cgriggsy -1 points0 points ago

I'm at a [10] right now and this has me on the fucking ground laughing. I'm so perturbed yet amused.

[–]risklight 0 points1 point ago

i'm curious what were they looking at

[–]Redneckfromthesouth 0 points1 point ago

Funniest shit I've ever seen

[–]thrownaway21 0 points1 point ago

awesome reaction.

[–]catdeuce 1 point2 points ago

I logged in Monday, and noticed I had like 10 times the comment karma I had the last time I checked. Turned out to be on a post related to Justin Beiber. How I felt: http://i.imgur.com/fkLF9.gif

[–]whatevers_clever -2 points-1 points ago

Don't know this feeling.

I expect all of my Karma.

[–]maynardftw 0 points1 point ago

"Wait, my stupid offhand joke got 500 karma, but my well thought-out argument only got 5? ... Sounds about right."

[–]Alexdale86 -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't know I was on /r/gifs

[–]JJB366 -1 points0 points ago

You log off?

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -4 points-3 points ago