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[–]AmpleWarning 86 points87 points ago

He'll probably blame it on lag later.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 4 points5 points ago

fucking ping, man.

[–]lagavulin16yr 0 points1 point ago

THIS GAME SUCKS! [Plays next round]

[–]SRS_are_cunts 263 points264 points ago

That kid has horrible survival instincts.

[–]unusedalias 49 points50 points ago

He looks to be vying for his future spot in the "Darwin Awards".

[–]alienbringer 19 points20 points ago

No this guy (not his training officer) has horrible survival instincts. TBH i am surprised no one in the comments has posted this video yet (or i am to lazy to search every single one).

[–]necrobrit 5 points6 points ago

The perspective in this video must be odd. Really can't tell how on earth that grenade came back like that.

[–]fotiphoto 1 point2 points ago

It bounced off of the tree.

[–]Ftumsh 1 point2 points ago

Wrong guy. The guy in the video, not the gif.

[–]fotiphoto 0 points1 point ago

I did not see the video till now... That trainee is one lucky guy to have been pulled to cover.

I have no idea what that grenade could have bounced off of. Maybe it just was a shitty throw.

[–]Ftumsh 9 points10 points ago

Looks like it slipped out of his hand. But also something about his body language tells me he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. The instructor, however, seriously knows his shit.

[–]Ftumsh 7 points8 points ago

By the way, here's more fun with the Chinese army and grenades:

Holy fucking shit.

[–]mistajones94 3 points4 points ago

Because hot potato is the real game all warfare is based off of, everyone knows that!

[–]alastor136 1 point2 points ago

Because hot potato.

[–]Ski_3143 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck is this even supposed to do? Weed out the slow ones?

[–]Derglin 1 point2 points ago

The second time they do it the last guy doesn't even throw it in the hole. He just throws it straight down on the ground, yet the explosion still come from the hole.

[–]ingliprisen 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I was thinking, for safety purposes, they have a charge at the bottom of the hole, and the 'grenade' is just for show. Don't know why the last ones threw themselves to the ground like that, they were in mid-air by the time the explosion occured

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

It looks like there's a small fence around the bunker, maybe that's what it hit

[–]jakemyers7 26 points27 points ago

or he might be perfect for the super soldier program

[–]SRS_are_cunts 44 points45 points ago

[–]jakemyers7 7 points8 points ago

i wasted a lot of time on these now

[–]grospoliner 3 points4 points ago

[–]reddug 77 points78 points ago

this is an actual video taken at a field exercise of the german army, the leutnant was giving the commandos on where to fire and shouted: "ich neble selbst" (eng: i´m going to lay out smoke myself... or something like that, don´t quite know how to express this in english)...

video source

edit: so to be clear, that´s no kids paintball game or some airsoft battle, that´s a rather unlucky example of my trade, a german army officer....

[–]iama_XXL 48 points49 points ago

I love how after the grenade bounces back into the hole he just stops and stares.

[–]ColrathD 41 points42 points ago

It was only a smoke so it's not like it would kill him or anything.

This is why you do training exercises, put yourself in situations of pressure to see how well you respond and what to do next time.

Mistakes happen, next time he does this he'll be more aware of the mistakes he can make.

[–]lagavulin16yr 13 points14 points ago

The sensibility... it glows!

[–]LinkBrokeMyPots 5 points6 points ago

And now you know, and Knowing is half the battle!

[–]graybush333 11 points12 points ago

Tried using this line to get out of work in Iraq. "Well shit, Sgt, if I already did half the battle myself, you think the Army can take care of the rest and I can get a day off?"

Needless to say, I was out working again 5 minutes later

[–]ThereIsAThingForThat 0 points1 point ago

Obviously should have gone to a higher-up.

[–]StreetKidNamedDesire 1 point2 points ago

GI Joooe!

[–]JakeLunn 1 point2 points ago

In the .gif he kind of lays back a little bit like he was blinded, which made me think maybe it was a flash bang or something.

[–]Dahfeet 6 points7 points ago

Looks like a captain; the dude next to him says: "Herr Hauptmann, vorsicht!" - "Captain, watch out!" Also: looks like Sideshow Bob

[–]reddug 2 points3 points ago

He does say: "Vorsicht, raus da, raus da!" - "get out, get out"

edit... my fault, it is indeed a captain (hauptmann) but the other one still says "raus da, raus da"

[–]da1hobo 6 points7 points ago

Why do German smoke grenades seem to come equipped with a taser?

[–]funnywhennecessary 15 points16 points ago

I am pretty glad we germans don't have a good army. Every time we have someone fucks shit up.

[–]nerds-fuck-adaquetly 13 points14 points ago

As someone who has worked closely and become friends with several German soldiers while I was in Afghanistan, screw you(joke). Seriously though they were some of the best soldiers I've worked with. Also very good at soccer. Assholes.

[–]botanist2 -1 points0 points ago

There's got to be some kind of final solution to that problem...

[–]Silvarius 68 points69 points ago

That tree's got some skills.

[–]lumberjack2012 57 points58 points ago

They're starting to fight back, I knew this day would come. You all thought I was crazy, preparing for the treepocalypse, but whose laughing now.

HAHAHAHAHA

[–]TheForceiswithus 12 points13 points ago

How might one go about preparing for the treepocalypse? Stock up on chainsaws and start a beaver farm?

Holy shit the trees are coming!!

UNLEASH THE BEAVERS!!!

[–]Darrian 19 points20 points ago

It's like that M.Night Shyamalan movie where trees make people kill themselves.

Edit: I figure that this isn't one of his movies that blew up real big, I should just clarify here... this is a real thing.

Yeah.

[–]shiningmidnight 8 points9 points ago

Oh, we know, we're all just trying to pretend it never happened

[–]Darrian 6 points7 points ago

It wasn't that bad. I mean, the concept itself is absolutely ridiculous, but when you watch the movie it isn't bad, it manages to be suspenseful and interesting, it does a good job at making you care about the characters.

It was good movie making, it was just founded on a completely silly idea. But then again, I think that's most of his movies.

[–]shiningmidnight 3 points4 points ago

I agree, actually. Not even gonna lie, was just hoping for easy upvotes on the comment, hahaha. What I liked was the variations on how the people did it. Particularily the scene with the police officer and his gun, how people just keep on picking it up to use it, that was brilliantly done, imo.

[–]colonel95 2 points3 points ago

yeah it had its moments but the ending was horrendous. He should have ended it with them going outside together, movies don't need happy endings.

[–]VicVictory 3 points4 points ago

I thought Wahlberg's acting was horrendous in that movie.

[–]MOZ0NE 3 points4 points ago

[–]JonTheBold 0 points1 point ago

NICE!

[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points ago

The movie starts out with a great premise: People all over the globe are killing themselves, efficiently and matter-of-factly, for no apparent reason. Is it aliens? A virus? It's completely unknown and undetectable.

That's a great concept, it really is. You could write a movie around that. The problem is that like so many of his movies, he doesn't write a movie around that. He gets to the "wow, what a cool concept" phase, goes "fuck it, I'm done," and dumps a bunch of half-baked, semi-developed shit in there until it fills two hours. That movie had a ton of potential, and Stephen King's Cell has a very similar opening premise. But M. Night ruined it, because he's either out of ideas or just doesn't give a fuck.

The reason a cool premise like that hooks you is because you want to find out what's going on. That's The Happening's one job, and it never does tell you anything except "the, like, plants are doing it," which is a) never confirmed, b) improbable and underexplained, c) totally unspecific, and d) fucking retarded. One of the biggest disappointments I've ever had from a movie.

[–]toomuchwindforme 1 point2 points ago

Did I just read a spoiler?

[–]scarface123 3 points4 points ago

That tree saw right through that guy's disguise. My god, they're adapting!

[–]darklyfallen 0 points1 point ago

What secret thread?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

[–]rockchalk008 2 points3 points ago

Mostly I think it's that the trees have insane basketball skills and can block ANYTHING that comes at them.

[–]darklyfallen 0 points1 point ago

THE TREES! THEY'RE ALIVE!

[–]Elshar 0 points1 point ago

Not trees, they don't have vocal cords.

[–]Nisas 8 points9 points ago

Tree: 1

Human: 0

[–]steenarie 11 points12 points ago

That tree would be awesome at dodge ball.

[–]broken_candle 12 points13 points ago

Nah, it didn't even try to get out of the way.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 11 points12 points ago

If you cant dodge a grenade, you cant dodge a ball.

[–]Sariel007 2 points3 points ago

Kobe driving to the basket oh!!!! Blocked by the tree!

[–]codesign 2 points3 points ago

Tree has unlocked Hot Potato acheivement.

[–]dingobiscuits 1 point2 points ago

yeah. its bark is worse than its height.

[–]JConXtsy 124 points125 points ago

A guy in my father's platoon in Viet Nam killed himself like this. They had a little slit in the guard bunker that they would toss grenades out of during the night to light up the area and see if anyone was incoming. My father says the guy was always high and didn't get the grenade through the slit. The commanding officer told the guy's family that he died in combat.

EDIT - Since a lot of people are asking why they would use grenades to light up an area, my statement was incorrect. It was a story I heard from my father a long time ago, and I guess my brain twisted it. I asked him why exactly they tossed grenades and this is his response from an email he sent me - be easy on him - my father is a straight edge kind of guy - has never done any drugs and knows exactly how many times he has been drunk in his life (twice), so he will sound a little naive/ignorant about being on drugs

*"We randomly tossed out grenades while we were pulling guard duty at the bunkers at night. We did not do it frequently but just randomly. The grenades do not provide any light. They just explode. On really dark nights you couldn’t see much and we were isolated. We tossed grenades to put some fear in the VC. I have never understood why the VC didn’t sneak up to the bunker and throw in a grenade in. It would have been chaos. They were not as brave and bold as the films make out the VC to be. They were just people like all of us.

Guys on drugs tend to see stuff not there and are afraid. A guy from another squad was at our bunker one night. He was on duty and woke us up saying he saw movement in a hedge row 400-500 meters to the left of our bunker. We called in a Cobra gunship and it lit the area up with tracers and rockets. I never saw any movement. The next morning one of my squad came to me and told me “Sarge, he was just high on drugs.” If he was, it really fooled me.

What all of the guys in my squad thought happened was that this guy was sitting in the culvert halve on top of his bunker. We often did this when pulling guard duty. He then pulled the pin and dropped the grenade, dark of the moon, after 5 seconds it blew up. The other possibility is that he pulled the pin and released the handle and lost track of time. We told our suspicions to the 2nd Lt. but were instantly told it was a VC firing one grenade from an M79 into the culvert halve. The VC must have been the best shot ever and the only time while I was there that the VC ever fired at our bunkers. Makes no sense but it is better to list him as KIA rather than admitting he was high on drugs. The Lieutenant gave us a stern look and stated that it was undoubtedly an M79 round fired by VC!!!!"*

[–]sir_wooly_merkins 86 points87 points ago

He did die in combat. He just wasn't directly killed by the enemy.

[–]JConXtsy 43 points44 points ago

True.

My father also has two purple hearts - one isn't legit though. He said some dumbasses were goofing off and shooting at some chickens. Stray fire grazed his knee. When they went back to base, an upper commander happened to be there and insisted on filing papers for injury in combat on my father even though he tried to refuse.

[–]Lord-uh-oh- 38 points39 points ago

There is an arrow to the knee joke trying to surface here, I feel it in me bones.

[–]Jaeser 10 points11 points ago

You mean your knee?

[–]ares_god_not_sign 44 points45 points ago

My girlfriend's uncle died while playing hot potato with a phosphorus grenade in Vietnam. Craziness.

[–]TitaninMagellan 25 points26 points ago

Was his name Lemon?

[–]iFreeiPodNano 20 points21 points ago

Oh Lemon tree

[–]TitaninMagellan 17 points18 points ago

I honestly didn't think anyone was going to get that reference.

[–]gmharryc 10 points11 points ago

It was like the light was lifting him up.

[–]CellularBeing 7 points8 points ago

Lemon splattered on the lemon tree? The things they carried right? God its been a while.

[–]gmharryc 1 point2 points ago

Follow the dink, you're in the pink.

[–]onowahoo 2 points3 points ago

How does one tell a true war story

[–]gmharryc 2 points3 points ago

Truth or story truth?

[–]Travanoid 1 point2 points ago

Such a good book.

[–]rgundran87 0 points1 point ago

I had to analyze that paper in my ENG105 class earlier this year.

[–]SRS_are_cunts 0 points1 point ago

I'm driving around, in my car. I'm driving too fast, I'm driving too far.

I'd like to change my point of view..

[–]grospoliner 0 points1 point ago

If I die in a combat zone, box me up and ship me home.

[–]iFreeiPodNano 2 points3 points ago

Right author, wrong book you whore.

[–]grospoliner 2 points3 points ago

I didn't intend to reference The Things They Carried :P

[–]Fyrus 2 points3 points ago

One of the few books assigned by my highschool that was actually good.

[–]DOLPHIN_JIZZ_MONSTER 6 points7 points ago

I used to work as a munitions specialist. Never fuck with Willie P. I'll not say that he got what was coming to him because I don't want to be a dick, but...

[–]TheForceiswithus 3 points4 points ago

I have no idea what Willie P. is so I googled.....I don't think this is what you were talking about. Although he does look like someone I would not want to fuck with.

[–]bholzer 1 point2 points ago

Willie Pete is a nickname for white phosphorous grenades. They burn very hot and don't stop burning. I remember seeing a movie where someone got some on their face, and his buddies had to cut out he area of skin that was being burned to prevent it from burning through.

[–]Sectioned -1 points0 points ago

WP, known as Warm Persons in the British Army.

[–]tyrizzle 13 points14 points ago

They tossed out grenades to light up the night??? Didn't they have flares and flash lights back then?

[–]JConXtsy 20 points21 points ago

As I understand it, it was a common practice. No one was supposed to be out there at night, so they were random tosses to prevent any creeping up - not just to see.

[–]TheForceiswithus 2 points3 points ago

While that loss is tragic, my more pressing question is why they were using grenades to light up an area.

[–]dmellang04 34 points35 points ago

this guy not only hits the tree but watches the grenade go off at his feet. natural selection needs to happen faster and more efficiently

[–]evil_twin 29 points30 points ago

yeah, that smoke is going to make his clothes smell . . .

[–]Spinal306 28 points29 points ago

That didn't look like a smoke grenade to me.

Source: I played Counterstrike.

[–]evil_twin 24 points25 points ago

I would say that the larger cylinder shape definitely makes it a smoke grenade.

Also, when it went off a bunch of smoke came out of it . . .

[–]Spinal306 26 points27 points ago

It can't be a smoke grenade. My FPS didn't drop significantly when it went off.

[–]nail1r 2 points3 points ago

It is a smoke grenade. You see the detonation and the beginning of the smoke extraction. Also, when you throw a live grenade, you do it on a course where there are no obstacles what-so-ever, you throw from a concrete bunker, and you have the instructor with you in the fox hole. In case you still fuck up, the instructor will help you crawl out of the fox hole, and if he has time, he will exit himself. Source: I completed the one year Finnish coastal ranger army-duty.

[–]Spinal306 -1 points0 points ago

Well, obviously it's not a live grenade. But just so I know, how does a flashbang look in real life? I thought the flash of light in this gif was the sign.

[–]Joubin 1 point2 points ago

nobody can answer you because they're all blind.

[–]dravik 0 points1 point ago

That flash was just the fuse of the smoke grenade. A flash bang is much brighter, doesn't produce much smoke, and includes shock wave (the bang of flashbang) that causes disorientation.

[–]nail1r 0 points1 point ago

I never got to use one of those, unfortunately! The fate of running around on islands, instead of urban environments :(

[–]TheForceiswithus 1 point2 points ago

The flash, while bright, is really a minor, well not really minor, but less significant, portion of a flashbang detonation. The more important aspect of it is the concussion blast that leaves you pretty much deaf and completely disoriented, usually lying on the ground covering your ears.

Source: Army Vet.

[–]D14BL0 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, the framerate didn't drop. Not a smoke.

[–]Debando 1 point2 points ago

well in that mans defense, grenades are not natural.

[–]dmellang04 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you know what natural selection means

[–]Debando 0 points1 point ago

I think you're thinking of survival of the fittest.

[–]broccolibush42 10 points11 points ago

Why didn't he even attempt to get out before the grenade exploded? I would be out of there in .42 seconds.

[–]RedManDancing 24 points25 points ago

Seems like it's just a smoke grenade or something like that.

[–]broccolibush42 10 points11 points ago

SOP or standard operating procedure. Grenade backfires, get the hell out of there.

[–]RedManDancing 19 points20 points ago

If you're not able to throw a grenade properly, you might be too stupid to know SOP.

[–]Quinnard 6 points7 points ago

Just give that one more read.

[–]RedManDancing 8 points9 points ago

Should it be "... not know..."?

Enlighten me. I'm bad at English.

[–]malvoliosf 1 point2 points ago

"you might be too stupid to know SOP" or "you might be so stupid that you don't know SOP".

The former is more idiomatic.

[–]RedManDancing 3 points4 points ago

Indeed, that makes more sense. Fixed it. Thanks!

[–]dread_deimos 12 points13 points ago

More like airsoft grenade.

[–]marsrover001 5 points6 points ago

Presenting every airsoft game ever.

[–]scorpion347 -1 points0 points ago

Me and my friends built grenades out of firecrackers and plastic eastereggs. We never got hit with FF.

[–]MasterWash 9 points10 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jvXjS4NwsA It starts at 0:12. It's a german soldier, who screams something like "i haze myself!"

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 0 points1 point ago

"Ich Nebel Selbst" is what he yells

[–]stunnellweb 7 points8 points ago

ooo, a nickle.

[–]pacifien 5 points6 points ago

Worst throw ever. Of all time.

[–]Ultra-ChronicMonstah 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry buddy, I got the reference.

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 2 points3 points ago

That tree has mad volleyball defensive skills

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

Every time I make a comment on Reddit.

[–]FearDog 2 points3 points ago

Worst throw ever, of all time.

[–]nothisispatrickeu 0 points1 point ago

ach ja, die bundeswehr.

[–]Dahfeet -1 points0 points ago

Nuur deeer Gedaaaaaanke, dass ich mich einamal verpflichten koennt...

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 0 points1 point ago

I like how he stared it down until it went off. Idiot.

[–]Hamburginator 2 points3 points ago

Can someone make this into a down vote gif where a guy throws a down arrow but then it bounces back into a bunch more down votes that spray up at him?

[–]cheesedick25 6 points7 points ago

Noob

[–]el_notario 3 points4 points ago

I like how he just looked at it when it came back in the hole. If there is one thing you do when a live grenade is beside you, it's stare at it.

[–]ColrathD 2 points3 points ago

It was a smoke canister. Not exactly a life and death situation.

[–]el_notario 0 points1 point ago

Still probably something you shouldn't just stare at if its live.

[–]TheForceiswithus 2 points3 points ago

It's really not that big a deal, guys move through the clouds those things release all the time. In fact, that's primarily what they're used for, concealment. That and to signal various things. The only real danger is touching the can itself as they get very hot, but aside from that, they're fine.

[–]EpikYummeh 0 points1 point ago

You get used to that and let me know how it goes when you toss a frag grenade and the same thing happens.

Plot twist - you don't know it's a frag grenade.

[–]jntwn 2 points3 points ago

I'm not usually one to cry repost, but I've seen this on the front page around 6 times this year, it's getting old.

And yes he's a trained soldier, yes they threw that badly. He probably hasn't slept in 2 days or something.

No, the grenade isn't dangerous, it's just a smoke grenade.

[–]Teggert 1 point2 points ago

Me too, and I'm not even sure why. So this is what passes for comedy gold these days? Huh.

[–]elderboy -1 points0 points ago

Was he some kind of geriatric? Looked liek something from Dad's army

[–]CrayonsTasteLkPurple -1 points0 points ago

Playing baseball with tree? Tell me more about yourself..

[–]coppedoutimpala06 0 points1 point ago

This just made my day. Stared at it for a good 5mins could not stop laughing.

[–]youarealldumbasses 1 point2 points ago

Where's the GIF about how people react to grenades in online games?

[–]Beakerbite 2 points3 points ago

Just move a few feet to the side because everyone knows that grenade shrapnel loses all effectiveness at 10 feet.

[–]WizardsMyName 2 points3 points ago

Assuming this was a flashbang, CS players are well practised at better tactics for mitigating the effect than this guy was.

[–]ryumast3r 1 point2 points ago

Easy: Simply face the other way. RIGHT?!

[–]WizardsMyName 1 point2 points ago

It'd be better than looking straight at the bloody thing!

[–]LivingSaladDays 0 points1 point ago

Oh god the LOS.

[–]XYMan28 -2 points-1 points ago

Laughed more at the title.

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

aaaaaaaaaand this is me on counter-strike.

[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

Meet Hambone, Mr John Rambo's second cousin.

[–]Mortmortmort 1 point2 points ago

WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION, PRIVATE PYLE!

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, someone threw something in my hole, I wonder what it is..."

[–]marsamHearts 0 points1 point ago

I think its tear gas

[–]Grumpsh 0 points1 point ago

If he would have tried to pick it up it might have burned him badly. Grenades are dangerous and really not a favourite weapon. THroughing them through doors in grass huts doesn't work out well either.

[–]Nj_all_day -1 points0 points ago

Good thing that wasn't an actual fragmentation grenade.

Also, his throwing technique seemed a little weird.

[–]Tartz55 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting his legs to be missing when he got out.

[–]DickTreeFactory -1 points0 points ago

Your title made this magnificent.

[–]MarcBolansTopHat 0 points1 point ago

That Billy the zombie from "Hocus Pocus" cosplay is exquisite

[–]Bruce_Millis 0 points1 point ago

Every Counter-Strike game.

[–]crandamaniac 0 points1 point ago

YOU FOOL!

[–]soundhaudegen 1 point2 points ago

that was one of the first gifs I saw on the internet.

[–]Hunter1207 0 points1 point ago

Its just a smoke grenade...

[–]bastocrat 0 points1 point ago

You're in my spot, sir.

[–]duck_shit 0 points1 point ago

Da fuck did he just stare at it for?

edit: grammar

[–]jauntmag 0 points1 point ago

Lucky for him, it's just a smoke grenade.

[–]rt79w 0 points1 point ago

He is lucky it was a smoke bomb and not a real bomb.

[–]bishop67 1 point2 points ago

When I first saw his green wig/brush I immediately thought that was Old Greg throwing a grenade... Get out of my waters!

[–]Soliaeda 1 point2 points ago

I knew I couldn't be the only one!

[–]Tom5ervo 0 points1 point ago

I love the second of dull realization it takes to register that it bounced back.

[–]Smidgeface 0 points1 point ago

"Off the tree, into the foxhole, to the hospital"

[–]ewitsinmyhair 1 point2 points ago

Old Gregg.

[–]blazinbarney 0 points1 point ago

This shows my skills playing Call of Duty

[–]ANDNA 0 points1 point ago

Lieutenent Dan, you got new legs!

[–]ANDNA 2 points3 points ago

Also, this is me when I play Call of Duty. Always.

[–]mewarmo990 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of that other training video where Canadian soldiers are firing a MANPAD or AT rocket and it just falls out of the launcher in front of them, they flip their shit for obvious reasons

[–]RC-1262 0 points1 point ago

ICH NEBLE SELBST!

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

Reflexes of a dying turtle..

[–]Exedous -1 points0 points ago

Did he died?

[–]fishyfingercustard 1 point2 points ago

My friend did something similar when paintballing. He threw a smoke grenade and it landed back at his feet. 1 girly scream later he was running away leaving his gun behind

[–]Emanderp -1 points0 points ago

I saw this already. This is a repost

[–]JandiFX 1 point2 points ago

Bark of Duty: Branch Saps 2

[–]knuckles360 0 points1 point ago

More like "Fire in the hooooooe."

[–]ImObsessed1235 0 points1 point ago

He stared for a minute then jumped out

[–]Aperfectmoment 1 point2 points ago

TIL even if you use perfect olympic butterfly swimming technique it still dosen't help with throwing grenades

[–]running_musician 1 point2 points ago

Oh no, the flashbang that I just threw hit a tree and bounced back into my bunker. Better stare at it.

[–]shmarrell89 0 points1 point ago

it's scoutthedoggie

[–]soverlord 1 point2 points ago

Has there ever been a man who looked so much like a deer caught in headlights as he does when that grenade lands in his pit?

[–]Frodothebrave 1 point2 points ago

Is that Old Gregg?

[–]Sex_E_Searcher 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of that one where the guy throws a flashbang into a room, but it bounces back at him, and his whole squad gets flashed. They all pour into the room laughing.

[–]mxzrxp -1 points0 points ago

doomsday preppers... almost as sad as the GOP...

[–]alastor136 0 points1 point ago

WOO! finally killed Sideshow Bob!

[–]EpikYummeh 0 points1 point ago

I'm wondering why he looked at it as it blew up next to him.

[–]r0bitz 0 points1 point ago

umm.. that looked like a smoke grenade to me.

[–]arto2 0 points1 point ago

i think that happened to him because of that shit he had on his head.

[–]another_old_fart 0 points1 point ago

Come to think of it, this must happen for real in war sometimes, which would totally suck.

[–]Lazyboy013086 0 points1 point ago

What is Old Greg doing in the army!?!?!?

[–]The_Esprit_Descalier 0 points1 point ago

Old Gregg was in the military?!