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[–]kaeby 346 points347 points ago

Oh, bother.

[–]MrLegion 30 points31 points ago

"You came to the wrong neighbourhood, motherbotherer."

[–]unusedalias 195 points196 points ago

[–]GreyCastle 279 points280 points ago

You won't like me when I'm bothered.

[–]michigandalf 168 points169 points ago

That's my secret, Piglet: I'm always bothered.

[–]Faminez 111 points112 points ago

[–]not_an_anon 139 points140 points ago

TIL that Winnie-the-Pooh is such a popular character in Poland that in Warsaw a street is named after him 'Ulica Kubusia Puchatka'?

[–]NIQ702 94 points95 points ago

For the non-Polish speakers, it's pretty obvious, but:

Ulica = Street

Kubusia Puchatka = Winnie-the-Pooh (technically "Winnie-the-Pooh's", but whatever)

[–]science4life_1984 11 points12 points ago

I thought "kubus" (please fill in appropriate Polish characters as I am not using a Polish keyboard) was a more generic term along the lines of "teddy bear."

Disclaimer: Polish is not my first language.

[–]NIQ702 22 points23 points ago

I moved out of Poland when I was 4 years old so my Polish isn't phenomenal either, but as far as I know kubuś is only used for Winnie-The-Pooh (Kubuś Puchatek). Teddy bears/stuffed animals were always miś to me (translates to bear).

[–]buku111 35 points36 points ago

Kubuś is diminutive form of Kuba (Jacob)

[–]science4life_1984 5 points6 points ago

Cool! I didn't know about Winnie the Poo's name in Poland.

No need to argue semantics, thanks for telling me Winnie's "translated" name in Polish!

[–]toonczyk 14 points15 points ago

Kubuś is actually diminutive of Jakub, a popular name (Jacob). Basically in Polish Winnie-the-Pooh is called Jake.

[–]CuddlesDragon 9 points10 points ago

Fluffy Jake, at that.

[–]Abedeus 8 points9 points ago

Nah. "Teddy bear" is "pluszowy miś" or "pluszowy niedźwiadek", both are diminutive forms of "bear" but the latter one is more often used to bear cubs than the toys.

[–]arczi 14 points15 points ago

[–]2theresq 10 points11 points ago

And it seems it's located inside a building ;) Łódź city is a strange place.

[–]Dared00 6 points7 points ago

Come on, it's called "Boat".

[–]themagenta 7 points8 points ago

not only in Warsaw

[–]ajaxwhat 7 points8 points ago

Relevant:

There's also Ulica Miodowa.

(Honey Street)

[–]all_things_good 2 points3 points ago

There is also Peter Pan Street (Ulica Piotrusia Pana) :)

[–]middlenameBatman 514 points515 points ago

More like Pooh-land.

[–]wolf_op 355 points356 points ago

[–]Zundapp78 108 points109 points ago

The most disturbing part is when he wears the bat with his face.

[–]MrAgoo 92 points93 points ago

"Bitch betta have my hunny!"

[–]Ceejae 4 points5 points ago

How do you wear your bat?

[–]random123456789 3 points4 points ago

Very carefully. Because, you know, splinters.

[–]msxenix 21 points22 points ago

I would totally play GTA:SA with that mod if it existed. "Big Smoke" Pooh

[–]OrangeJuggler 26 points27 points ago

[–]msxenix 7 points8 points ago

Where would I download such a mod?

[–]adammus 12 points13 points ago

[–]emohipster 7 points8 points ago

[–]LEIFey 74 points75 points ago

The perfect crime is about to be committed...

[–]iamadogforreal 23 points24 points ago

just needs a brazzers logo.

[–]Ganondorf66 5 points6 points ago

and a ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]chocki305 40 points41 points ago

Blonde woman: "Nope, I'm still tripping balls doc. I'm surrounded by pooh bears. No, like Winnie the pooh."

[–]Bigetto 64 points65 points ago

Context? Please

[–]ASlyGuy 151 points152 points ago

Day 67 since the infection hit. Poland now nearing 100% infection rate.

[–]All_Hail_Pancakes 61 points62 points ago

Not sure about the event, but I can give you location - the Market Square in Kazimierz Dolny, Lubelskie county, Poland. It's a tourist town, and has an annual film festival. So the above picture might be connected to that.

Sauce - I come from that region.

[–]twilightmoons 9 points10 points ago

I figured it was Kazimierz Dolny. Looked pretty familiar.

I'm from near Opole Lubelskie myself. Still have most of the family there, too.

Fun fact: just outside of town, on a hill overlooking the river, are several large villas - summer houses for politicians in Warsaw and well-connected rich people. You would never know it's there - there is a dirt road that goes through a field, into a forest. A little ways later, it turns paved again, and you see a bunch of really nice houses with tall fences or walls, and then you drive out onto an overlook of the valley. My cousin showed us how to get there several years ago when my wife and I visited family.

Those summer estates are where the politicians like to take their mistresses. The leave the wives at home, attend "conferences" or "meetings " in Kazimierz, and then slip off to spend time with their girls-on-the-side. Apparently everyone knows, but no one talks about it. He thought it was pretty funny.

[–]drakeamarus 9 points10 points ago

I went their last year, we where going to go head out to Bieszczady, but we decided to go there instead. I fell in love with that town so much. I'm from Grodzisk Mazowiecki if that tells you anything.

[–]BranfordBound 7 points8 points ago

Did you walk up the little mountain where the three crosses were and look out over the entire town? Splendid view.

[–]drakeamarus 4 points5 points ago

Yes I did it was a beautiful view, but too many osy. Then again there isn't a place I have been to where that is not a problem

[–]wojtekmaj[S] 7 points8 points ago

I wish I could provide one, but sorry.

[–]WaitJustOneSecond 0 points1 point ago

How do you know it's in poland?

[–]redditdoublestandard 30 points31 points ago

Polish police car, polish names on the shops.

[–]juzwa 7 points8 points ago

Because it's a polish town.

[–]TheLargeMan 33 points34 points ago

There is pooh everywhere.

[–]PinkPantherParty 29 points30 points ago

BRB moving to Poland.

[–]ouchpouch 30 points31 points ago

As someone currently in Poland, don't come now.

It's fucking cold.

[–]jfk90787 10 points11 points ago

I'm sure there's lots of space since it seems most of the young people are trying to get out. England and Ireland will soon be Polish colonies.

[–]aggatt 3 points4 points ago

Why are so many young people trying to leave? My ex just moved to poznan for school... I got the vibe its a huge student town

[–]AH1N1pl 2 points3 points ago

Let me give you an answer. It will be kinda long but the tl;dr is down there.
There is a free educational system in Poland. It includes first field of studies in college.
Politics and law is so fucked up that people do not want to live here. Minimum salary is usually the common salary. It's 1034 PLN netto, considering a bread cost of 2-3PLN and an average rent of 500-600PLN/month, it's quite hardcore to live in here.
I personally spend up to 80PLN on food a week. That makes about 25$ a week spent on food. It may seem cheap, but consider the monthly pay. Add in another 30PLN for gas, 60PLN for electricity and ~40PLN for water monthly.
In addition there are a lot of absurd laws and lots of problems with finding a decent job. That's why there are 'student' towns.
TL;DR: People move out of the country because you can't have an easy, decent life with this system.

[–]aggatt 3 points4 points ago

ah, but that would make sense why there are a lot of foreign students moving to Polish uni's--to them it's insanely cheap. For my ex, $25 a week for food is crazy cheap. Plus he's in med school, and it's much cheaper for him to go there than it would be here in the US. Granted he made a stupid choice going there, because he will probably never get a residency in the US, so he'll be stuck practicing in Poland most likely and will end up running into all the problems you just listed. Interesting.

[–]GiggityGiggidy 12 points13 points ago

Winnie the Pole, Winnie the Pole, Chubby little cubby all stuffed with kielbasa...

[–]razor546PL[!] 44 points45 points ago

LOL.... Why!? why i moved to England?!

[–]sharkattax 95 points96 points ago

For English lessons?

[–]SonOfFiodor 21 points22 points ago

For money my friend. For money!

[–]KnowsAllButSaysFew 19 points20 points ago

[–]divinesleeper 6 points7 points ago

Satan SATAN

[–]icean 17 points18 points ago

[–]RyanSmithN 12 points13 points ago

I haven't seen that much pooh since the last time I ate at Taco Bell.

[–]haiku_robot 10 points11 points ago

I haven't seen that 
much pooh since the last time I 
ate at Taco Bell. 

[–]el_notario 5 points6 points ago

True story: Winnie the Pooh is so popular in Poland, there is a street in Warsaw named after him.

[–]bigtime1158 3 points4 points ago

is this a furry convention where no one called to ask what each other was wearing.... must have been awkward

[–]iggyhatemachine 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile in shopped. Some of the pooh's are the same exact picture.

[–]_INSOMNIUM_ 3 points4 points ago

will always upvote any Poland postings...

[–]ZyklonMist 3 points4 points ago

TIL: There is a street in Warsaw named "Ulica Kubusia Puchatka" -(Winnie the pooh)

[–]swinglerTheFifth 4 points5 points ago

what in the why, in the huh? is going on there?

[–]Y_Ampersand 0 points1 point ago

I'm honestly shocked that no one has shopped the Brazzers logo on this pic already. Come on!

[–]Ihmhi 2 points3 points ago

Disregard kobiety, acquire zloty.

[–]badfan 2 points3 points ago

And here I was thinking it was Paris that had Pooh all over their streets.

[–]Springheeljac 4 points5 points ago

Poohland* FTFY

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 3 points4 points ago

Police:"Woman in the LBD... yes, you love... We can't get to you, and you may not know this, but you are in mortal danger. The Poohs are incredibly horny this time of year. Just ask Tigger. He hasn't been the same since."

faint, incredibly camp whimpering in the background

[–]d3animator 3 points4 points ago

Poohland.

[–]SRS_are_cunts 6 points7 points ago

Was expecting a Polack joke. I'm pleasantly surprised.

[–]BigB84 5 points6 points ago

Meanwhile in Poohland?

[–]BBQsauce18 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile in Poohland.

[–]apsidalsauce 2 points3 points ago

I think you mean Poohland

[–]ultrabelly 2 points3 points ago

I haven't seen that much Pooh on the street since my visit to India!

[–]zzzpoohzzz 2 points3 points ago

I MUST GO TO POLAND

[–]TaurusA 0 points1 point ago

Horrifying

[–]need_my_amphetamines 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have any hunny to spare?

[–]peyrich 1 point2 points ago

zombies...

[–]MrMangoMan 0 points1 point ago

[–]super_awesome_jr 1 point2 points ago

They're converging on that lady in the foreground. If they bite her, she'll begin the transformation.

[–]Talking_Duckling -1 points0 points ago

Where's Waldo in Pooh-land?

[–]BranfordBound 0 points1 point ago

Wow I can't believe that's happening in Kazimierz Dolny, such a small town about an hour and a half out of Warsaw. I was there over the summer and never saw anything quite like this.

[–]bunsofcheese 0 points1 point ago

Everything about this photo makes me happy.

I especially love the big Pooh and little Pooh, bottom left.

[–]MrPold -1 points0 points ago

A rare sighting of winnie the poohs visiting man-land.

[–]mrmerrbs 0 points1 point ago

As a winnie the pooh fan I would love to know what this is about

[–]TechnoHippy418 0 points1 point ago

Pooh Party!

[–]desnyki -1 points0 points ago

oh i ve been there before, they sell weird ass chicken bread on that square.

[–]haphazardb141 -1 points0 points ago

There's pooh everywhere!

[–]HUMOROUSGOAT 1 point2 points ago

running of the poohs?

[–]Trojanbp -1 points0 points ago

They're all looking for honey

[–]Batticon -1 points0 points ago

All I could think of was this for some reason. :/

[–]Mr_Neurotic -1 points0 points ago

Zombie apocalypse, pooh edition.

[–]zyzzogeton 1 point2 points ago

That looks like a Left4Dead mod.

[–]mndude -1 points0 points ago

this looks like duloc from shrek... but with more pooh

[–]James-VZ -1 points0 points ago

That dog has got to be freakin out.

[–]Amerikhans -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of Die Blarney

[–]Jessum -1 points0 points ago

This made me say "weee" at my desk.

[–]CupofBallSoup 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of Pooh!

[–]lemursteamer 0 points1 point ago

It looks like they are all laughing. Laughing at you!

[–]CeeBmata 0 points1 point ago

The kids should have dressed up as piglet, not mini the pooh.

[–]letrebsilloh 0 points1 point ago

Looks like those women are in the wrong part of town. Pooh bear rape fest anyone?

[–]nandhp 0 points1 point ago

Silly old bear...

[–]Victory33 0 points1 point ago

I can't bear to look at this image...pooh creepy.

[–]MugatusDog -1 points0 points ago

WHAT'S SO GOSH DARN FUNNY?!

[–]knylok 0 points1 point ago

"And in that moment, Gustov realized he was at the wrong Poo-Fest".

[–]AMidgetStripper 0 points1 point ago

That place is covered in Pooh!

[–]i_porkchopulous 0 points1 point ago

beary interesting

[–]shevsky790 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a perfectly normal day to me. Isn't this normal? I'm confused ...

[–]sgrantcarr 0 points1 point ago

Haha I love the woman standing in the middle...

[–]Abedeus 1 point2 points ago

"Policja"

It checks out. Shame I can't tell which city is that.

[–]kju 0 points1 point ago

this looks like a lot of fun

[–]BackBreaking_Boner 0 points1 point ago

Wow that's a lot of pooh

[–]gargolito 0 points1 point ago

There's pooh everywhere!

[–]guthpasta 0 points1 point ago

Oh bother.

[–]MilkArgument 0 points1 point ago

this is legitimately frightening

[–]finest-hour 0 points1 point ago

notice all the pooh's are only talking to cute looking girls

[–]timredditwis 0 points1 point ago

Is that Gdansk?

[–]noksky -1 points0 points ago

You guys think that would be illegal in the US or Canada? With that law that makes it illegal to cover your face when a certain number of people are gathered?

[–]MisterImperial 0 points1 point ago

IS THIS THE PARK WITH THE HOUSE THAT IS UPSIDE DOWN????

[–]Provenzer0 -2 points-1 points ago

[insert Pollock joke here]

[–]hufftastic 0 points1 point ago

That's a lotta pooh

[–]stuff_of_epics 0 points1 point ago

Look at all the picnics not being had.

[–]CajunTurkey 1 point2 points ago

Filthy place. It's covered in Poohs.

[–]SkittlesForHair 0 points1 point ago

My people! This makes so much more sense as to why I am obsessed with Tigger. It's in my blood.

[–]leicanthrope 0 points1 point ago

Tigga, please...

[–]JohnnysLanPartyHat 1 point2 points ago

I'M upvoting everything from Poland

[–]archer1515 0 points1 point ago

All they need now is Christopher and some honey.

[–]AerynnMarie 0 points1 point ago

This is my mom's idea of heaven. How do I send her to Poland?*

*No seriously, she will try to light up a cigarette on a flight from way up north in the US down to Arizona, so how am I suppose to get her to Poland?

[–]RogerElmore 0 points1 point ago

WHO'S GOT THE HONEY!?

[–]mages011 -1 points0 points ago

SCATTER, THE COPS ARE HERE!

[–]speaktodragons 0 points1 point ago

They get drunk and have a poo fight.

[–]ClockworkINTP 0 points1 point ago

"braiiins"

[–]Tezdoll 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the Ronald McDoogle from Fat Pizza.

[–]bryeen 0 points1 point ago

"What was the description of the perp?"

"hmmm..."

[–]bbrick33 0 points1 point ago

How bout those shadows

[–]T_A_I_N_T -1 points0 points ago

OMG there's shit everywhere!

....oh wait, that's just poo(h)

[–]fender35303 1 point2 points ago

The craziest porno ever filmed.

[–]another_old_fart 0 points1 point ago

That's a shitload of Pooh.

[–]mleah 0 points1 point ago

So many Poohs!!

[–]stockmasterflex 0 points1 point ago

now, imagine if they were all ZOMBIES!

[–]Johann_Seabass 0 points1 point ago

This is the happiest thing that has ever happened in Poland.

[–]MeZoosta 1 point2 points ago

And not a single bother was given that day.

[–]fdansv 0 points1 point ago

[–]PRedditor88 0 points1 point ago

THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE!

[–]lorrainethepain 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of when I used to play roller coaster tycoon..I would make a bunch of mascot employees (I preferred the panda) and I would dig a hole in the ground and make my own personal panda pit, then proceeded to drop the angriest park guests in there...usually it would only make them more angry

[–]millioncaribous 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't it be cool if every single Pooh closed in on the ones without the suit and scared her eyes out? Closing in on her and when they split there would be no woman, only another pooh...

[–]4thekarma 0 points1 point ago

You could rob a store easy. "What did the culprit look like?" "Pooh"

"Oh bother"

[–]eric_md 0 points1 point ago

[–]chuang-tzu -1 points0 points ago

I happened to notice that the cop car had 'Policia', rather than 'police' on the hood. Is there something that I am missing?

[–]deriliously_lsydexic 0 points1 point ago

That blonde woman in the middle is totally unprepared for the apoohcalypse. And now shes gonna get it!

[–]CapnScumbone -1 points0 points ago

Oh God there's poo everywhere

[–]OmegaSeven 0 points1 point ago

I think the internet has ruined my brain.

All I could think of in response to this image was "In any other county a Poo(h) flash mob would be a very different affair".

[–]AdriansVFX 0 points1 point ago

That's a shit load of pooh

[–]Victor_Doom 0 points1 point ago

Like I give a bother.

[–]littnguy 0 points1 point ago

thats a lot of poo

[–]appleleavesbees 1 point2 points ago

What in the fuck is going on in Poland?!?

[–]youcantmakemesignup 1 point2 points ago

i believe if i was on acid this would terrify me.

[–]rindindin 0 points1 point ago

This is both amazing and scary at the same time.

[–]herpalladerp -1 points0 points ago

You mean pohland

[–]dfgioxfjnbopyro 0 points1 point ago

I think OMG POO everywhere would've been an awesome title

[–]HugeInWestport 0 points1 point ago

How did they find so many Pooh costumes?

[–]myschie 0 points1 point ago

Reddit! Where do I get this?

[–]Malfeasant 0 points1 point ago

jeden z nas

[–]libria 0 points1 point ago

Now would be a good time for someone to dress the same way and rob a bank. I'm picturing a bunch of cops tackling smiling Winnie the Pooh's everywhere.

[–]DemonicDingo 0 points1 point ago

This looks like the start of the a-pooh-calypse.

[–]freefalliguana -1 points0 points ago

That's a lot of pooh!

[–]fartsinscubasuit -1 points0 points ago

That's a lot of Pooh.

[–]Nuklear41 -1 points0 points ago

That's a lot of Pooh...

[–]ChappyWagon 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this is Photoshopped, albeit awesome. If you notice, some of the Poohs have the exact same wrinkles in their costumes (look around the feet of the two Poohs sitting front-and-center).

I think what they did was take a whole bunch of pictures of a guy in a Pooh costume walking around the square, then composited them all together afterwards. It even looks like the "child" Poohs are just the adult one scaled down.

[–]Spidersatan 0 points1 point ago

Just look at all that pooh on the ground

[–]randumnumber 0 points1 point ago

What costume rental place had that many Poo Bear's on hand...they would have had to make a special order.

[–]ZyklonMist 0 points1 point ago

This is amazing! Look at the ones by the police car laughing hahah.

[–]COLDWORLDNOBLANKET 0 points1 point ago

time to move

[–]talan123 0 points1 point ago

If a murder happened that day, who would be the prime suspect?

[–]Demolisho 0 points1 point ago

That lady is surrounded by Pooh.

[–]OsamaBinChillin 0 points1 point ago

Pooh the Winnie?

[–]mobyhead1 0 points1 point ago

Oh, bother.

[–]captainmelatonin 0 points1 point ago

I AM THE POOH!! Oh, bother.

[–]BabyBrown87 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome.

[–]rickmeetsreddit 0 points1 point ago

That is a whole lot of shhii.... pooh

[–]mcthreadski 0 points1 point ago

TIL that Poland needs to get a job.

[–]antoine650 -1 points0 points ago

Poohland

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

I'm a man, I like Pooh, and I might start crying if I were all of a sudden immersed in that situation!

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

Bad thoughts are a brewin'...

[–]thirtysixCF 0 points1 point ago

the streets run brown with pooh

[–]Skrigga -1 points0 points ago

I believe you mean Poohland