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[–]nano_ser 0 points1 point ago

We have same moves, pretty good way to raise your "no people" radius at dance floor.

[–]WarAndRuin 0 points1 point ago

Does it ever get up?!?!

[–]Buttered_Penis 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]hambug 0 points1 point ago

No soup for you!

[–]tigerza 0 points1 point ago

sucks to be you... this is me

[–]SgtSteel55 0 points1 point ago

That poor puppy!

[–]critercat 1 point2 points ago

Well, that is pretty much the cutest thing ever.

[–]EvilCrustySock 1 point2 points ago

I was confused for the first couple of seconds. I thought you were trying to say you go around and suck on nipples when you dance with girls.

[–]Andross561 0 points1 point ago

Funny that is how I dance before drinking...

[–]FrunkyMcNorman 0 points1 point ago

Thought you were talking about the suckin' on titties part.

[–]ghostbyte 0 points1 point ago

This had perfect timing with the dubstep that was I was playing. I guess now I know how to dance to it.

[–]Aloine 0 points1 point ago

What breed of dog is this?