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Children's story books at their best. (imgur.com)

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[–]alurkerwhomanedup 35 points36 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Get some Jack! 1com 5pts 1mo funny
Dark Chocolate 14coms 334pts 2mos funny
Ladies... 5coms 27pts 1yr funny
All the ladies want him. 15coms 161pts 1yr funny
My sweet dark chocolate... 0coms 10pts 1yr pics
All the ladies want it 89coms 729pts 1yr funny
KING 5coms 108pts 1yr funny
Sweet Dark Chocolate 14coms 558pts 24dys funny
Not sure if intentional entendre or... 2coms 18pts 11mos WTF
All the ladies love Jack 48coms 872pts 8mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Lakashnik2 18 points19 points ago

I never really found Dark Chocolate to be all that sweet...

[–]FlutterShy- 0 points1 point ago

Dark chocolate is just sweet enough, my friend. I don't care for sweets very much but dark chocolate is fucking heaven in my mouth.

[–]whyoulittle 0 points1 point ago

what did you do to jack?

[–]FlutterShy- 0 points1 point ago

Jack?

[–]whyoulittle 0 points1 point ago

the black kid, OP's repost....

[–]FlutterShy- -1 points0 points ago

Oh yeah! I have a friend named Jack who committed suicide recently so your comment really freaked me out without context.

[–]whyoulittle 1 point2 points ago

Humm Yeah

[–]FlutterShy- 0 points1 point ago

Sorry.

[–]archaedon 1 point2 points ago

If only it said Barry... That would have been great!

[–]markeymarkin 3 points4 points ago

i've only seen this 20 times.

[–]knuckles360 0 points1 point ago

( Click, [Backspace] )X20

Me too.

[–]blyan 1 point2 points ago

and remember kids...

[–]hermancainstoilet 4 points5 points ago

C'mon OP... A repost? Really?

[–]elbruce 4 points5 points ago

Couldn't be. Nobody would repost things on Reddit!

[–]ElGatoTheManCat 3 points4 points ago

So a blonde a brunette and a redhead...

[–]Wazoisme 0 points1 point ago

The fact that you didnt actually find this and it's a repost is the best too

[–]made_of_clay 2 points3 points ago

sometimes I wish I was a young white girl just so I could see if dark chocolate is as tempting as it's made out to be

[–]pmcninch -2 points-1 points ago

Once you go black, you never go back.... to milk chocolate.

[–]AeroRandy 3 points4 points ago

ugh, what kind of child likes dark chocolate anyways?

[–]Baron_von_Brockway -1 points0 points ago

A smart one.

[–]Jdog556 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS A REPOST FROM TWO MONTHS AGO

[–]antoines_acct 0 points1 point ago

My buddy had a poster of a similar style. "Bobby likes skinny girls but never turns down a fattie." 1 guy and 2 girls rolling joints. Probably got it at Spencers in the mall.

[–]OztinL 1 point2 points ago

Incoming single mothers.

[–]MorbidRampager 0 points1 point ago

I read this in a barry white tone of voice.

[–]einstienem 1 point2 points ago

So, am I the only one that noticed that Jack looks like Gary Coleman?

[–]IamNegativeSpace 1 point2 points ago

Ok seriously? No, stop reposting this picture or come with some funnier captions you cock juggling thunder cunts. Good day

[–]asqapro 1 point2 points ago

"We'll make our own story, with black Jack and hookers."

[–]lolostag1 1 point2 points ago

i get this reference. /upvote

[–]stateoftheonion 0 points1 point ago

White bitches be trifflin

[–]patchy911 0 points1 point ago

Children Books....ending racism in their own subtle way.

[–]arich814 1 point2 points ago

who even eats dark chocolate over regular? thats like buying regular oreos over double stuf oreos. its a crime.

[–]ownworldman 0 points1 point ago

I do.

[–]SimplyJenkins 0 points1 point ago

I prefer dark chocolate over any other.

[–]snatz24 -2 points-1 points ago

C'mon OP... A repost? Really?

[–]Electrifired 9 points10 points ago

Source.

[–]blyan 1 point2 points ago

I'm tempted to make more accounts just because this does not have enough upvotes.

[–]Electrifired 2 points3 points ago

Don't thank me, thank Microsoft Paint.

[–]blyan 2 points3 points ago

THANK YOU MICROSOFT PAINT

[–]famouslyinfamous 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost. I've seen this too many times

[–]Galebaby 6 points7 points ago

Please DON'T

  • Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–]bernie_lomax8 5 points6 points ago

everyone has seen this, dont be silly

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]Your_Favorite_Poster 0 points1 point ago

REPOST.

[–]paraprosDOPEan 1 point2 points ago

should we call him OP if it's a repost? maybe CS would be more appropriate. For Cum Stain.

[–]blyan 0 points1 point ago

I liked where your post was going until it ended in middle school.

[–]paraprosDOPEan 1 point2 points ago

why does middle school get such a bad rap? As if this adult life is so cool. I'm 25 and they got me up here stressing about TSP contributions and insurance open season. Paying back student loans Psh! I'm gonna get my retirement fund the same way Indiana Jones did: steal it from a cave.

[–]blyan 0 points1 point ago

This was a great reply, so upvote for you, but your original comment was still dumb as hell.

[–]paraprosDOPEan 1 point2 points ago

yea, i don't even hate Reposters that much. most times its something that i haven't seen before. I just didn't put any time into that first joke. I get lazy sometimes.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

You know what I'm sick of seeing? Complaints about reposts.

[–]maelee 0 points1 point ago

Except this would never happen irl.

[–]yammerant -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAHAHA SPENCER'S GIFTS!

[–]bullettime2 0 points1 point ago

REPOST DOWN DOWN DOWN

[–]DAFUQYOUSAY -4 points-3 points ago

Fucking nigger lovers

[–]battlemaster95 -1 points0 points ago

This is not 4Chan.

[–]elbruce -2 points-1 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Rwy3D.jpg

[–]ThePtScream -5 points-4 points ago

They actually want my Dark white chocolate.

[–]rita292 5 points6 points ago

dark white? like gray?

[–]tlums 0 points1 point ago

I would say Earl Grey, but none of the ladies loved Earl's chocolate... because it was full of Rohypnol.