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[–]Talking_Duckling 117 points118 points ago

Here is the rotated version for ducklings like me who hurt his neck trying to see OP's pic the right way.

[–]ComplicitOwl 63 points64 points ago

Please always refer to people as ducklings.

[–]googlegoog 14 points15 points ago

Except for owls like you!

[–]sharktraffic 5 points6 points ago

You are being rude again, Google.

[–]msm1ssy 6 points7 points ago

ah i like the upside down version more. the dog looks more "over attatched doggy" lol

[–]csbrown83 3 points4 points ago

but upside down is how she saw it doing yoga, so right side up?

I also second ducklings :)

[–]Haaranovor 4 points5 points ago

There is just no way to take an uncute picture of a golden retriever.

[–]HeresATshirtOfThat 1 point2 points ago

Internet Duckling

Member of the World-Wide-Webbed-Feet Community.

[–]Lanalia 0 points1 point ago

Based on your name alone I want to hug you and keep you!

[–]jcrackththong 464 points465 points ago

Downward dog you say....nailed it.

[–]i_lost_my_password 166 points167 points ago

Namaste Motherfucker

[–]MightyBulger 75 points76 points ago

That's what Samuel Jackson said when he got kicked out of Yoga class.

[–]Kaoss20 13 points14 points ago

My upvote thumb is tired from every comment below that insane manifesto.

[–]miX_ 6 points7 points ago

Namaste: When someone doesn't want to leave your place of residence. Useage: "Man, my wife doesn't really appreciate you staying here for 2 weeks. You really need to find another place to live." "Namaste."

[–]Kdkdbwsodkdbqk 0 points1 point ago

I hope you find it.

[–]timmurphysblackwife 0 points1 point ago

I'm doing a handstand, motherfucker!

[–]smokeinhiseyes 63 points64 points ago

That dog is clearly mocking OP's yoga.

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[–]Ljungan 8 points9 points ago

I'm pretty sure this dog is hanging from the ceiling.

[–]Use_The_Force_Ken 5 points6 points ago

Upsidownward dog. FTFY

[–]Hitmesandy 149 points150 points ago

[–]BobTehCat 36 points37 points ago

Perfect "upward dog".

[–]TriumphantDefeat 23 points24 points ago

Nope. The Cobra

[–]BobTehCat 17 points18 points ago

I'm switching between this and Upward Dog and I really can't tell the difference...

In other words... what's up dog?

[–]drubo 33 points34 points ago

Updog = knees off ground.

Cobra = knees on ground.

[–]Hot_Sacks 12 points13 points ago

I heard that in Tony Horton's voice from my P90X days.

[–]TheManWhoisBlake 4 points5 points ago

"Upward dog knees up Cobra knees down"

And as always... "Ab Ripper X, I hate but I love it"

That mans voice is drilled into my subconcious so deep.

[–]meatloafing 4 points5 points ago

german potato soup!

[–]TheManWhoisBlake 0 points1 point ago

If that ain't P90X soup I don't know what is!

[–]hooterboy 1 point2 points ago

I giggled and then winced thinking about how my body hurt for three months.

[–]checky 1 point2 points ago

"Get em up!"

[–]BobTehCat 2 points3 points ago

Well... damn.

[–]jcannon98188 7 points8 points ago

He saw the joke you were trying to make, and he denied you. Brave Drubo. Upvotes for everyone.

[–]hispanica316 0 points1 point ago

You smell like updog.

[–]not_all_the_things 0 points1 point ago

In Upward Facing Dog, only your hands and tops of your feet are touching the ground. Your hips and legs are in the air. In Cobra, your legs and hip bones should be on the ground, as well as your hands. Cobra is less intense for most people, as Upward Dog can put strain on your ankes and lower back if done incorrectly.

Edit: meant to reply to the person above you, sorry!

[–]Roundone 1 point2 points ago

Wait...what's Updog?

[–]IronMikeT 0 points1 point ago

Nope; warming his balls.

[–]schnookums13 87 points88 points ago

When I'm in the downward dog position, mine goes on his back underneath me and smacks me in the face.

[–]utilitybelt 54 points55 points ago

One of our cats gave my wife a black eye doing the exact same thing. Let me tell you, there are very few people on earth who will believe "my cat did this" when you show up to work with a black eye.

[–]tehgreatist 51 points52 points ago

wife beater

[–]squashbanana 10 points11 points ago

My dog has the thickest skull in the world... He can slam into a brick wall and be totally unaware that he just hit his head. One time, he slammed me in the face right above my eye... This was a week or so after I had wrestled the TV remote away from my husband, pulled too hard, and bruised/ split my chin with it. Explaining that was a ton of fun.

A year later, he jumped on my leg when I was sleeping and snapped my ankle.

TL;DR: My dog is a clumsy dick. But I love 'im.

[–]pastelcoloredpig 20 points21 points ago

Sure... blame it on the cat.

[–]utilitybelt 8 points9 points ago

It's actually really funny - her family has always had really fair skin and they bruise easily. It's gotten other family members in trouble before. One of her brothers had family services called on them because one of her nephews was showing up to school with really gnarly bruises on his arms and legs. The reality was it was just the result of football practice and easily bruised skin.

[–]moonra_zk 3 points4 points ago

My auntie once said that she was worried her parents would think my uncle beat her, 'cause she's really pale, and any harder pressure on her arms, etc and she would get really large bruises.

[–]darkstar107[!] 1 point2 points ago

Oh sure..."football practice".

[–]SkullfucksTurtles 2 points3 points ago

I... What? How? You are correct, "the cat gave me a black eye" makes my brain hurt.

[–]utilitybelt 1 point2 points ago

Basically the cat walked under my wife as she was doing yoga with her face towards the mat, then he laid on his back and glared at her. When she didn't stop what she was doing to pay attention to him, he batted his paw at her face really hard and smacked her right in the eye socket. It probably didn't help that he was a polydactyl cat.

[–]PoopAndSunshine 1 point2 points ago

Similar story here. My cat accidentally landed on my face while chasing my other cat, and then to make it worse, she freaked out and pushed off my face (hard) with her claws. I had a face full of bruises and scratches. It was a new job, i'd beeen there a couple weeks. Nobody believed me. They said as much to my face. Told me not to lie to protect my husband. The confrontation triggered my social anxieties and my voice began to shake, and I was suddenly sweating, talking way too fast, and being way too defensive, which only made it worse.

Tldr: cat landed on my face, co-workers thought my husband was abusive monster

[–]hihellothisisbrennan 53 points54 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/5txsJ.jpg

Wait, what's going on here?

[–]getsome13 19 points20 points ago

[–]thesmonster 4 points5 points ago

You sure? I'm not sure if I believe you.

[–]ManicMess 10 points11 points ago

Imgur "Really?"

edit: how does one change an Imgur Link's title?

[–]getsome13 20 points21 points ago

[–]undercoveruser 5 points6 points ago

[your link title](imgurlink goes here)

"Really?"

[–]midnitebr 11 points12 points ago

He's high as hell.

[–]neomicron 3 points4 points ago

[–]Squalor- 35 points36 points ago

I've seen your weight-loss pictures. Congratulations.

Your dog is just proud of you, of course.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 34 points35 points ago

And her son's such a cutie-pie.

[–]talk_show_hostess[S] 11 points12 points ago

He sure is. Thank you!

[–]KingofCraigland 5 points6 points ago

I noticed you received a downvote for that comment and I can't help but think that it's because of your username. Such a shame.

[–]undersc0re97 2 points3 points ago

it's such a fabulous user name though.

[–]Kubaker1 2 points3 points ago

fabulous

[–]talk_show_hostess[S] 7 points8 points ago

Thank you :)

[–]Drizaya 0 points1 point ago

You go to r/goldenretrievers right now!

[–]everflow 20 points21 points ago

Whatcha thinking 'bout?

[–]PoopAndSunshine 22 points23 points ago

Nothin'...just dog stuff

[–]yashmatic 22 points23 points ago

Looks king of like Richard D. James (a.k.a. Aphex Twin).

[–]bennovus 12 points13 points ago

[–]MinnesotaMEAN 3 points4 points ago

well that's scary..

[–]natophonic 4 points5 points ago

Your puppy cares because you do.

[–]Music_Sn0b 2 points3 points ago

beat me to it... minds of the same hive

[–]nedwardmoose 11 points12 points ago

Is your wall rotting away?!

[–]talk_show_hostess[S] 8 points9 points ago

Lol no, we live in a house that is nearly 90 years old, and we still have some of the original wood work showing.

[–]PolardOOd 10 points11 points ago

My dog likes to run up and start licking me when I do situps or stand underneath me when doing pushups. Of course it distracts me and she gets belly rubs. She knows I can't resist her look.

[–]vinegarstrokes420 4 points5 points ago

Our pups must have studied under the same master to learn moves like this. My little guy lays down behind me doing situps and tries to lick my face every time I go back. Lays under me doing sit ups so I can't just collapse after doing a set of them.

[–]checky 0 points1 point ago

Yours does cute things, mine sits there barking at me like I'm about to be murdered.

[–]csirus 8 points9 points ago

*Practice
How has no one called you out on this yet?

[–]MrAnytime2012 3 points4 points ago

My cats do the same thing as soon as I am up in downward dog here they come to lay on my mat under me, my dog just stares at me with a deeply confused look from afar.

[–]lern_too_spel 0 points1 point ago

Lie.

[–]camoh455 28 points29 points ago

"Dat ass"

[–]ALkatraz919 8 points9 points ago

If you like this, you'll enjoy Upside Down Dogs even more.

[–]motravo 5 points6 points ago

*lie

[–]zoobernarf 0 points1 point ago

Does yoga while holding camera

[–]SBoots 2 points3 points ago

One of my dogs has the best upside down smile face EVER.

http://i.imgur.com/IEcMX.jpg

[–]sippingonalightbeer 3 points4 points ago

[–]cybertron25 2 points3 points ago

Nice teeth you have there!

[–]OsamaBinChillin 4 points5 points ago

Official dog of Colgate™.

[–]Kaeliri 0 points1 point ago

Show off those pearly whites!

[–]paremiamoutza 0 points1 point ago

Always practice with a camera in hand?

[–]fibreoptik 1 point2 points ago

Can we see some pics of you doing yoga? For science of course.

[–]prack100 0 points1 point ago

In many parts of the English speaking world (UK, Ireland, Australia, Canada, and South Africa) “practice” is the noun, “practise” the verb. However, in the U.S.A the spelling “practice” is more often used for both the noun and the verb. Contrary to popular belief a significant minority of the American population also observe the distinction. If you are not sure about what a verb or noun is, it might be safer to just use the spelling "practice", as many Americans do!

[–]Viviparous -2 points-1 points ago

American here.

Contrary to popular belief a significant minority of the American population also observe the distinction.

observes*

Also, she is using "practise" correctly in the title, i.e. as a verb.

[–]Raulwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Haha, He's doing it on purpose

[–]Rieken -1 points0 points ago

My dog does the exact same thing. She'll get under me sometimes and beg for pets.

[–]ReddanM 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Johnny from The Shining.

[–]Scyth3 2 points3 points ago

My cat attacks us while we do yoga...lol

Doing upward dog is sketchy at best with a cat ready to jump on your face

[–]mindless_spots -1 points0 points ago

That looks freajing scary

[–]anacondatmz -1 points0 points ago

MAINTAIN FOCUS!

[–]Rule_32 -1 points0 points ago

"What'cha doin'?"

[–]nomoreenslaved -1 points0 points ago

Whatcha doin silly human?

[–]JasonoftheOregonauts -1 points0 points ago

He's just helping you learn to concentrate so you might reach nirvana.

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

He's just helping you 
learn to concentrate so you 
might reach nirvana.

[–]SimpleComplimentGuy -1 points0 points ago

You must be in great shape with all the yoga you do. I'm proud of you.

[–]confusedballs -1 points0 points ago

hahahah. that photo has made my day.

[–]hokie47 -1 points0 points ago

My wife sometimes uses our dog like some pilates ball.

[–]IMAPocketWhaleAMA -1 points0 points ago

I'm pleasantly surprised to see that this didn't make the front page because of yoga pants.

[–]teenytinytigers -1 points0 points ago

"Yesssss.....yessssss..... let the positive energy flow through you."

[–]droivod -1 points0 points ago

Puppy is so feroshush!

[–]yepmek 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone ever successfully done yoga with a pet in the room?? My cat will claw at me until I let her have the mat to herself...

[–]sea_cucumber -1 points0 points ago

...aaaaand this crashes Reddit.

[–]jamspencer -1 points0 points ago

Wanna play a game?

[–]stievers -1 points0 points ago

I can't do pushups with my dog around. Every time I get in position, he crawls underneath and won't move until I play with him for a few minutes.

[–]mbs1304 -1 points0 points ago

try a P90x video with a hyperactive Pitt bull/ boxer. Impossible.

[–]breadyboy -1 points0 points ago

lets put a smile on that face

[–]lnterceptor -1 points0 points ago

Hard to concentrate 'sometimes' ?! I would lose my shit within a seconds if my dog would look at me like that. That's an awesome face !

[–]apax55 -1 points0 points ago

My dog does the same thing while I am doing pilates, I am terrified of kicking him in the face as he tries to lick my feet.

[–]jessicatron 1 point2 points ago

Same. Many accidental kicks have been given to nosey dogs while I'm working out. Now I just close them out of the room :(. For safety.

[–]23McGee 1 point2 points ago

Same face guys make when they go to their first yoga class.

[–]Kaeliri 1 point2 points ago

Its the yoga pants. You men always smile like idiots for a nice pair of our yoga pants. :)

[–]Ollieboots 0 points1 point ago

LOL Awesome! The wife and I can't do a yoga session without a cat or two getting into it as well.

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

Lol! Mine does the same thing. She sits on the end of my mat, just chillin, like nothing much is going on. Super cute, but very distracting, I agree. Between we, I think it's the energy of the practice that draws them in. It's almost predictable how my dog responds every time I do yoga. Namaste. :)

[–]rachxox 0 points1 point ago

omg amazing! I will try this with my dogs lol

[–]mochacapp 1 point2 points ago

It's cute when it's a dog, it's against the law when it's me looking through the window.

[–]CuddlesDragon 0 points1 point ago

My cat rolls around on the floor with me when I do situps and crunches and the like.

[–]jibjob105 0 points1 point ago

That's fucking scary, have an upvote!

[–]feelingfroggy123 0 points1 point ago

So adorable!

[–]lofi76 0 points1 point ago

Mine has similar antics - I think they soak up the juju coming from the yoga!

[–]tzakrajs -2 points-1 points ago

practice*

[–]Lavartis -1 points0 points ago

I clicked this expecting to see OP in yoga pants, and all I got was a cute puppy dog. All is not lost I suppose.

[–]igotsmeakabob11 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I do push-ups, crunches, leg lifts, or any other exercise on the floor they come running to shove their noses in my face.

[–]ksl1 1 point2 points ago

r/aww

[–]xddennisan 1 point2 points ago

Smiledog.jpg

[–]debxonick 0 points1 point ago

omg...sick cute

[–]TheTrustedOne 1 point2 points ago

incoming sneeze

[–]_INSOMNIUM_ 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for starting my day with a smile! OP's dog is adorable!

[–]rustav3ry 0 points1 point ago

Why so serious?

[–]chandria -1 points0 points ago

If I had this view, I would yoga too.

[–]foreignlander 0 points1 point ago

No wonder, he/she is so freaking cute :)

[–]hellotygerlily 0 points1 point ago

She's helping!!

[–]TastyAnimal 1 point2 points ago

Your dog says just about the same thing about you on the doggy forums.

[–]StewartTurkeylink 0 points1 point ago

My cat does the exact same thing. If I ever leave my mat unrolled for any reason when I come back she is always stretching on it.

[–]DoctoOcto -1 points0 points ago

Why so serious?

[–]Saerain 0 points1 point ago

A wild Cheshire Dog appears!

[–]Kalyptro 0 points1 point ago

SO. FUCKING. CUTE.

[–]KushBoy420 0 points1 point ago

Practise

[–]fletcherchase 0 points1 point ago

silly bitch

[–]mykaxmen 0 points1 point ago

You should post this on http://upsidedowndogs.com

[–]iiredsoxii 0 points1 point ago

New Yoga pose: Derp-ward Dog.

[–]Evildead818 0 points1 point ago

Smart Dogs Think Alike

[–]paulioni613 0 points1 point ago

Concentrate? concentrate on what? lol

[–]Kaeliri 0 points1 point ago

"hey, hey mom. Look at me! I can do yoga too!"

[–]not_all_the_things 0 points1 point ago

Aw, my dog does this too! I was doing a forward fold yesterday and made eye contact with her between my legs, and she came over and immediately started licking my face.

[–]YMU15 0 points1 point ago

It depends if you have big boobs and a nice butt. If you're a man, consider your dawg homo.

[–]MF_Doomed 0 points1 point ago

"Whatcha doin?"

[–]baymenintown 0 points1 point ago

whyy sooo seriouss? BIRD

[–]trevormack66 0 points1 point ago

*practice

[–]rjgonzalez 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious, I don't do yoga but my golden pulls that kind of faces as well when we are playing.

[–]downcat 0 points1 point ago

"I will eat you alive :D"

[–]that_girl63 0 points1 point ago

There is this DVD out that I saw a while ago where you can do yoga with your dog. I thought maybe you'd be interested since she seems to be clingy to you :)

[–]kawikzguy 0 points1 point ago

*Practice

[–]UkrainskaDivchyna 0 points1 point ago

i love it! those teeth lol.

[–]athenahhhh 0 points1 point ago

My kitty does this when I'm stretching. She lays down and stretches with me :)

[–]RigoIAm 0 points1 point ago

Wtf are you doing holding a camera while doing yoga?

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Before i clicked the link i read that as "my puppet likes to lay around and watch me while i practice yogo." I was kind of disappointed.

[–]GreenJesus423 0 points1 point ago

You should practice spelling.

[–]NYcop21 0 points1 point ago

There are small Americanized Chinese boys crying because of the way you spelled "practise"

[–]riptaway -1 points0 points ago

Is that mold in the corner?

[–]cungfookid 0 points1 point ago

I make that same face whenever I watch someone practice yoga.

[–]preposterouscalamity 0 points1 point ago

Just do some downward facing dog and all in life will align.

[–]mewarmo990 0 points1 point ago

Why am I reminded of Chris Rock?

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

Smiledog.jpg

Enjoy the nightmares.

[–]babygirl2009 0 points1 point ago

doggy wants to do yoga too

[–]isaactology 0 points1 point ago

"How you doin?".

[–]jennalives 0 points1 point ago

Practice*

[–]SaveMeJebus509 0 points1 point ago

Please attach webcam upside down to dogs head.

[–]Akremer8 0 points1 point ago

practise=downvote Sorry, bud, but rules are rules.

[–]trackspeed 0 points1 point ago

I look just like that when I watching yoga class too!!

[–]adgloriam 0 points1 point ago

Hate to brake this for ya, but it aint no puppy...

[–]MrAirRaider 0 points1 point ago

That is one evil fucking dog.

[–]salahma 0 points1 point ago

Move slowly while exhaling from Downward Facing Dog to UpsideDown Crackface Dog.

[–]gjnbjj 0 points1 point ago

hahaha my saluki always comes to stretch with me. fucker is always wagging his tail in my face though.

[–]coreo_b 0 points1 point ago

I have one too! http://imgur.com/JyPwg

[–]anicolette 0 points1 point ago

Then maybe you should put some clothes on.

[–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

face needs to be kissed right now.

[–]jessicatron 0 points1 point ago

You're lucky she doesn't gum up the works. Every time I do push-ups, one of my dogs shows up and places himself under me. They think I'm doing play-mode. It's pretty cute, but counter productive. If I don't close them out of the room, I can get to 5 push-ups before they sense what's going on from anywhere in the house.

[–]wishabay 0 points1 point ago

what kind of puppy is she?

[–]Lecluelessmonkey 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome

[–]Leeve2007 0 points1 point ago

I like this dog...

[–]Delkomatic 0 points1 point ago

Practice*

[–]IamHereForever 0 points1 point ago

If that is what stares at me when I do yoga, i'll start doing yoga.