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[–]Super_Elephant98 -1 points0 points ago

Hope that raccoon makes a fast recovery. So I can run him over again

[–]stillline 0 points1 point ago

Somebodies sick grandma is wondering where the fuck her balloon is.

[–]anelida 0 points1 point ago

If this was a human, wewould be feeling devastated and doing any possible effort to help. I found this very sad. At the end of the day is the suffering of a senient being.

[–]One_Classy_Redditor -1 points0 points ago

well...at least it wasn't a black guy.

[–]anelida 0 points1 point ago

what is wrong with you?

[–]One_Classy_Redditor 0 points1 point ago

lol it was a (no pun intended) dark joke. That, and I just simply never refer to raccoon as "coons". Whenever I heard racoons being referred to, I hear them referred to as just that. Raccoons. The only time around where I live that I hear "coons" is when its it's being used as a racist term to refer to black people.

[–]anelida 1 point2 points ago

ok, I did not get that

[–]ArangeJooz -2 points-1 points ago

As heartless as it sounds, I laughed so hard ._.