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[–]morepizzaparty 83 points84 points ago

I know the tattoo artist that did this and it was staged.

Here's the video for it

[–]Violator99 19 points20 points ago

I personally know the person with the glasses tat. They were not real. It was a promotional stunt. This gets posted about once a year on reddit and a bunch of people yell about "stupid hipster fags, etc." So....there ya' go.

[–]Chadock 5 points6 points ago

Thank goodness, I've seen some people in person with horrible face tattoos, I wasn't sure about this. So glad it's just a stunt.

[–]ta1ntdude -3 points-2 points ago

So you're saying OP is the real fag? Unless you are just a hipster apologist.

[–]eriwinsto -4 points-3 points ago

[–]washington__irving 22 points23 points ago

Just confirming what morepizzaparty said. The guy getting the "tattoo" works in West Hollywood and, though most of his body is covered in tattoos, the glasses were done as a publicity stunt for, I believe, Ray Ban.

For what it's worth, he's a super nice guy.

[–]stanfan114 -1 points0 points ago

So... you knew it was staged before anyone else?

[–]iamadogforreal -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah its fake. Now he just needs to live with an H.R. Giger-esque neck and arms. Somehow the eyeglasses would have been a bad move but everything else is apparently okay.

[–]IMFUCKINGCHILLIN 5 points6 points ago

You got downvoted but I agree it is interesting where we draw the line for shit like this. Apparently it's above the neck.

[–]EINSTIEN420 45 points46 points ago

glasses make almost anyone look smarter. almost everyone.

[–]ghost_factory_2012 129 points130 points ago

Hipster level: Fucking Moron.

[–]Kickawesome 4 points5 points ago

ghost_factory's Brave level: So

[–]Thehealeroftri 12 points13 points ago

Is there an intelligent level for a hipster?

[–]beetlemud 7 points8 points ago

No because always choosing form and gratuitous affectation over function is the very definition of a hipster and is also the antithesis to intelligence.

[–]orangutats 4 points5 points ago

You could say that in a less affected, elaborate way.

[–]beetlemud 4 points5 points ago

But then it wouldn't be as snarky and where's the fun in that?

[–]orangutats 4 points5 points ago

Practice brevity.

[–]Digitized_self 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]leertandy 1 point2 points ago

It's called romanticism. Contrary to what it seems you believe, life isn't an algorithm.

[–]A_Higher_Porpoise 2 points3 points ago

it sucks because the rest of his art looks good. man, hipsterism is a brain disease.

[–]JRockstar50 -5 points-4 points ago

Cliche level: Le Really High

[–]samshank96 -5 points-4 points ago

Hipster Level: Life

[–]markswam 16 points17 points ago

That almost looks like a Sharpie...

[–]timesync 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, looks like a pen to me too. Not a tattoo.

[–]nikizzard 3 points4 points ago

i looked at the pic again and that is most definitely a marker.

[–]Blurnanza -2 points-1 points ago

Which is why there are tattoo gun wires hanging out the top side of the guys hands...

[–]purplestOfPlatypuses 4 points5 points ago

You must believe stage props are always real, too. Just because you can see tattoo gun wires doesn't mean they're actually tattooing for real.

[–]Kulmakre 1 point2 points ago

It's a Ray Ban advertisement. For real.

[–]heardlb 0 points1 point ago

I see blood

[–]markswam 0 points1 point ago

Not blood, inflammation. That could be induced by a mild allergic reaction to the ink, a few slaps, or photoshop.

[–]heardlb -1 points0 points ago

Look very closely on the black. You can see blood

[–]markswam 1 point2 points ago

Still doesn't make a marker into a tattoo gun.

[–]Xeeke 4 points5 points ago

The stupid is strong in this one...

[–]pos_ington 6 points7 points ago

Bro you know that can't be fixed with LASIK right?

[–]IIdsandsII 0 points1 point ago

actually..

[–]emperornibble 1 point2 points ago

This will make me unique!

[–]unrealaz 1 point2 points ago

Thinking? That would mean to use his brain. Some people just don't do it.

[–]Villainsoft 0 points1 point ago

Perpetual hipster

[–]Wisps 0 points1 point ago

He wasn't thinking anything. Because he is a dipshit.

[–]sheep_shagger 3 points4 points ago

He probably wasnt thinking 'I wonder what people on Reddit think', because he doesnt give a fuck.

[–]editorreddit 2 points3 points ago

it's a viral ad for Ray Ban

[–]swamijane -1 points0 points ago

Everlasting Job Stopper

[–]gentrifiedforest 1 point2 points ago

Nice, repeated from the eye tattoo guy. Original

[–]stoverman7 0 points1 point ago

HAHah, he is going to look so stupid once he actually needs glasses

[–]iamthatoneguy -1 points0 points ago

"Welp there goes my chances at having a real job"

[–]bluekum 0 points1 point ago

Is this guy friends with him?

[–]needz 2 points3 points ago

Repost and fake. Kill yourself.

[–]Grumpsh 0 points1 point ago

Funny how all the tattoos say the same thing 'I am a loser.'

[–]cbarrett1989 1 point2 points ago

"What can you tattoo on my face that will scream douche bag before I even have to open my mouth?"

[–]Johnny82 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if he thought, "Man this is gonna get reposted for eternity!"

[–]yyx9 1 point2 points ago

"I want people to know I'm a thankless, trend following tool, without ever meeting or talking to me."

[–]jugheads_burger 0 points1 point ago

What is he thinking?

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

[–]spidersissy -1 points0 points ago

I just realized that hipsters are so fucking stupid because they still operate on the intellectual level of a high schooler in so much as they think whatever is happening now will be happening always because they lack the emotional and intellectual maturity to understand that life and trends change.

[–]witchclub 2 points3 points ago

You don't know any 'hipsters', obviously, and are just judging on appearance, which makes you a cunt.

[–]spidersissy 2 points3 points ago

Wait, you're telling me hipsters aren't just a consumer trend and they actually have deep important thoughts and the culture is contributing to society and art in a meaningful way that will be remembered? You mean these people in my neighborhood getting two sixpacks of PBR Tallboys and "Djing" parties from their ipods aren't just a fashion trend bereft of vision, drive and purpose? You mean that by repeating things they are learning in college on the internet and at parties they are somehow secretly engaging in creative thought and really ARE smarter than the rest of us? You mean a culture which is bought and sold on the retail market actually IS in any way different from the culture orchestrated for tweens by the Disney channel?

Hipsters have affected art so deeply that we will see their influence in paintings, literature, film, photography, architecture and politics for decades to come?

Yeah- if all these things are true than judging by appearance is totally inappropriate.

However they aren't. Hipsterism is just a fashion trend, and there really is little beyond appearance. They are the definition of cultural artifice, much like "Thug life" and fans of 1D. I will judge based on appearance when appearance is all a "culture" has to define itself.

[–]witchclub -4 points-3 points ago

What the hell are you even talking about, you're getting 'hipster' and 'dickhead' mixed up.

[–]spidersissy 0 points1 point ago

Well, if those who self identify as hipsters operate under the illusion that taking part in a consumer trend which offers no lasting contribution to culture at large is in any way meaningful or distinct from other consumer trends... then they are in fact "Dickheads" as you say.

It's like disco, man. Disco was the same thing- a culture based loosely around music and style that was nothing but a clusterfuck of consumerism that most people used to justify indescriminate drug use and get laid.

The only thing disco contributed to the world at large is the huge fucking question mark of "What the fuck was with the Sgt. Pepper Movie?" and a stereotype.

That's one thing more than the current Hipster trend will offer. In 20 years people will look back at the mustaches they grew to satisfy groupthink and laugh, "Man, I was rediculous... I really thought I was changing the world with my tumblr!"

The same way people look back at their platform shoes and go, "Man, I really thought disco would last forever!"

It's nothing. It will leave nothing. Which is fine- not all things should be important on the grande scheme and sometimes joining a group because it's what you want at the time is perfectly human. Just don't tell me that a transient social club based primarily on what you purchased last week at the thrift store is a meaningful counterculture. It's not.

[–]ToXicXxX 2 points3 points ago

... Disco is dead? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED.

[–]witchclub -3 points-2 points ago

Also that dude buying the PBR and djing parties from his ipod, what is he doing to insult you? What possible reason could you have for disliking someone based on that criteria?

[–]spidersissy 2 points3 points ago

"You don't know me!"

[–]witchclub -1 points0 points ago

If I had to choose between the dude drinking PBR, listening to witch house on his ipod, and the dude standing to the side silently fuming and hating and despising a strange, spittle leaking from his mouth as his self-righteous nerd-rage threatens to burst from within, I'd pick the first dude. Relax a little, mate, misdirected rage can't be good for the heart.

[–]ToXicXxX -1 points0 points ago

Haha witch house... Makes me think of my friend Alee, or as she's known in the music industry, Bijou.

[–]spidersissy 0 points1 point ago

You asked, I answered. I chose to answer fully. And if you wouldn't want to hang out with me- fine. To turn your "Tactics" back on you- you're judging me based on my views of one particular trend among many in western culture and my comments on a popular website? tsk tsk Shallow man.... real shallow.

Next time don't ask for an explanation then turn around and disregard me for offering it.

[–]gentrifiedforest 1 point2 points ago

So what aren't trends that are worth paying attention to and investing in today? What are one of your parties like? Are ipods allowed?

[–]spidersissy 0 points1 point ago

What aren't trends that are worth.... The trend of expressing thoughts clearly would be one. No iPods. Sorry bro...

[–]gentrifiedforest 0 points1 point ago

I guess I didn't make the first part of my question clear, but what really isn't a trend? To lump a bunch of people together and call them hipsters, and to label everything they stand for a "trend" doesn't seem to really be a valid assumption. To say that today's culture will not have a lasting impact on the world is not really a valid assumption, either. You could say the same thing about any "movement" that has existed in the history of the world. I am by no means a "hipster"...I really don't understand what hipster means.

And wha'ts the hate against iPods? All they are is a medium for transporting music.

Edit: wording

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure the vast majority of hipsters are aware that trends change...

[–]Wisps -2 points-1 points ago

I LOVE YOU

[–]RockDirtRock 0 points1 point ago

This'll make her suck my dick, right?

[–]jonasshoop 0 points1 point ago

Cheaper than getting LASIK.

[–]Nickodemus 0 points1 point ago

That looks a lot like a tattooed Ewan McGregor.

[–]iatecereal 0 points1 point ago

I find that statue on the right more gaudy than this guy's face. Gives me the chills.

[–]dragiin 0 points1 point ago

REALLY

[–]muffineater179 0 points1 point ago

Cheaper than prescription?

[–]Wilwheatonfan87 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else seeing Ralph from A Christmas Story or just me?

http://i.imgur.com/Ult4U.jpg

[–]masterbates -1 points0 points ago

Nothing, I think thoughts may have difficult forming in that head.

[–]netego -1 points0 points ago

he thought "tattooing glasses is much better than tattooing contact lenses" swap thoughts

[–]Dreadmonkey 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he thought Racoons were cool

[–]NDN_perspective -1 points0 points ago

he wasn't

[–]The92ndAccordion 0 points1 point ago

If only he could see how silly he looks.

[–]WelshDragonInMyPants 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, he looks like a smart guy to me.

[–]GimmeHugs -1 points0 points ago

....Hipsterception?

[–]jamesofmn -1 points0 points ago

Adventures of an uber hipster.

[–]iceevil -1 points0 points ago

not much, I guess.

[–]Wishmaster90 -1 points0 points ago

Instahipster

[–]wildfyr -1 points0 points ago

Can be a hipster... FOREVER

[–]aer2345 -1 points0 points ago

How dumb is that.

[–]manlord -1 points0 points ago

"I don't really need a job in the future."

[–]BrevityBrony -1 points0 points ago

This way I can be cool forever!

[–]BipolarShooter -1 points0 points ago

There's good ideas, there's bad ideas, and then there's really bad ideas you have when your drunk/high....but what category does this stupid shit fall under?

[–]victortrollington 1 point2 points ago

I know the guy. he's a friend. we used to work together. A gentle guy actually. The whole thing was staged.

[–]obliterationn -1 points0 points ago

Not much

[–]CYAAfghanistan -1 points0 points ago

Fade in: Int. Bedroom-morning

Sun breaking throw curtains on a man sleeping in a bed.

Man awakens abruptly sitting up at a stout 90 degree angle.

                               Man

I must go get a tattoo of glasses on my face right now!

[–]Mutekid -1 points0 points ago

Is that where all the sidekicks get their permanent face masks these days?

[–]Makonar -1 points0 points ago

Not to worry.. he can always easily cover it up... no one will ever know.

[–]xanatos451 -1 points0 points ago

"Ouch, ouch, ouch... maybe this wasn't such a great idea?"

[–]PolardOOd 0 points1 point ago

If that chick is his g/f then the only logical conclusion is, pussy.

[–]zoganshero 0 points1 point ago

HERE is a link to the video

[–]Abruno310 -1 points0 points ago

True hipster status right there

[–]zurkyburky 0 points1 point ago

this is actually very smart... now nobody will ever punch him in the face!

[–]ima_panda 0 points1 point ago

He was thinking, "Damn, If I'm ever gonna see my girlfriends titties, I'm gonna need me some glasses."

[–]Avarra -1 points0 points ago

He wasn't.

[–]Lhykosidae -1 points0 points ago

He went full hipster.

[–]DizzyRose -1 points0 points ago

You're assuming he's capable.....

[–]iced327 -1 points0 points ago

Hint: he wasn't

[–]ug2215 0 points1 point ago

It's obvious what he was thinking: you see the beautiful girl smiling at him in the second picture right?

Men do things that they think will cause women to want sex with them.

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 1 point2 points ago

"I'll become a bigger fgt than op!"

[–]19800891 -1 points0 points ago

Wanker.

edit just realised it was staged.

[–]salahma 0 points1 point ago

Is that Tobey Mcguire?

[–]PickleballTrophies 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only one who noticed he's HOLDING A MAGIC MARKER.

[–]permagloom -1 points0 points ago

what was he thinking?

He wasn't.

[–]My_Penis_Can_Type 0 points1 point ago

Now he just needs to have lenses for the glasses surgically implanted (non-prescription of course).

[–]Tailboard 0 points1 point ago

Srsly?

[–]foreordinator 1 point2 points ago

Didn't want any successful job interviews anyway.

[–]ApplesnPie 3 points4 points ago

Call it a wild guess but I don't think this guy is applying for positions at Target

[–]phishroom 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to see him sue for discrimination based on his visual disability.

[–]foreordinator -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, the fact that he's precluded himself from any kind of serious job opportunity kind of makes this statement redundant. But thank you for your input, your feedback is highly depreciated.

[–]Maul_McCartney 2 points3 points ago

Doesn't look tattooed to me.

[–]LittlePieceOfMe -1 points0 points ago

In b4: BUT GUUUYSSSEEEE IT PROBABLY HAS A LOT OF PERSONAL MEEEANING TO HIM! HE'S EXPRESSING HIMSELLLLF

[–]OtisTheZombie 1 point2 points ago

As a person currently covering up a tattoo, I can tell you that it is expensive and painful. I'm lucky I'm not covering up a tattoo on my face.

[–]swedish-guy -1 points0 points ago

Some people like Batman, some people like Badger man.

[–]goaheadbackup -1 points0 points ago

How does one afford this face tattoo? Not one employer I know would ever give that guy a real job.

[–]some_random_noob -1 points0 points ago

he wasnt, thats how shit like this happens in the first place.

[–]Ilovehazza -1 points0 points ago

It's funny how he doesn't realise that that will be there forever.

[–]oneattackturtle -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think he was thinking at all...

[–]registered_userX -2 points-1 points ago

I'll probably see him cruising thru Silverlake..

[–]foryoursafety -2 points-1 points ago

oh lawd

[–]porchhonkey -2 points-1 points ago

"I refuse to be employed."

[–]wtfmanquestionmark -2 points-1 points ago

He was thinking, "Nah, I'll never need a real job"

[–]1millionaccounts -4 points-3 points ago

motha fuckin hipsters

[–]Mrubuto 0 points1 point ago

he was thinking it was 2003 and he wanted to die a repost

[–]Fausto1981 -1 points0 points ago

what was he inking

[–]MontyAlmighty -2 points-1 points ago

Fucking idiot

[–]micahshell -2 points-1 points ago

Well he's never going to be able to get a job now.

[–]Tokega -3 points-2 points ago

He has tattoos. He does not think, he just does because this is the fad of the moment...

[–]MaeWest777 1 point2 points ago

Fad of the moment? Do you not realize that tattooing has been around for centuries? And that tattoos are done by mindless people?

[–]MaeWest777 0 points1 point ago

I cannot edit from my iPod.

Edit: And do you think that tattoos are done by mindless people?

[–]captainfluffybunny -1 points0 points ago

In this case, yes. Tattooing the face like that is the best way to assure yourself perpetual unemployment.

We are no longer talking about tribes that tattoo as a proof of manhood and such. This is a long way from that, not even in the same class.

[–]9602 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he was thinking "You know what? I'll just do what I want without listening to what other people want me to look like".

I don't know if he's an idiot or actually doing it right, but I somehow envy him.

[–]GeneralJPatts -2 points-1 points ago

All he was thinking was how many likes he would get on instagram if he did it

[–]Nosam88 -3 points-2 points ago

What a hipster foggot

[–]RemoteBoner -3 points-2 points ago

He was thinking "I am not attractive by conventional standards, perhaps if I get enough shit tattoo'd on my body and face, more people will look at me."

[–]megaoka -2 points-1 points ago

"This will look really cool!"

[–]Sheprd12 -4 points-3 points ago

Remember when big glasses made you look like a freak or a geek, ie. Family Matters, now kids are wearing these big glasses to look "hip" and most of them aren't even prescription... Wow

[–]AtomicCow -4 points-3 points ago

I think everyone missed that this dude is already covered in tattoos. Fake glasses tattoo looks alright, and compared to the rest of him it's down right plain.

[–]Ducksaucenem -4 points-3 points ago

I don't know any tattoo artist who would do this. But I guess it only takes one.

[–]galactose 1 point2 points ago

you can tell it's not real cause it shows the actual marker drawing it on his face. right there in the image. sheesh people. look at it.

[–]Barrylicious 0 points1 point ago

How am I supposed to see straight when my knee is jerking so hard?