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Irish girl sunbathing... No not her (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Dillbill 206 points207 points ago

This was literally posted yesterday, someone added text and put it on fb, and op brought it back to reddit.

[–]Thehealeroftri 167 points168 points ago

HE MADE IT A LE MEME, LOL.

[–]Scarbane 41 points42 points ago

Is that like a legume?

[–]Thehealeroftri 25 points26 points ago

I think you mean [Le]gume.

[–]seriously-akward10 24 points25 points ago

We are talking about leGEM right? I love those things! Its funny how we find them everywhere nowadays.

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 2 points3 points ago

Underground, even.

[–]johncopter -2 points-1 points ago

legume = vegetable

[–]renome 0 points1 point ago

Plus le op put le punch line in le title, which makes him a faggot.

[–]HandWarmer 6 points7 points ago

le faggot

clearly

[–]AnonymousRitz 1 point2 points ago

I love le me-me's.

[–]rocketman0739 -1 points0 points ago

for the glory of le 9gag army

[–]dragonite_life 13 points14 points ago

yeah but... I had no idea that girl was there the last time.

[–]HittingSmoke 9 points10 points ago

Not to mention, it only looks like that because the original poster put a shitty Instagram filter on it which washed it out.

[–]beener 4 points5 points ago

I saw it yesterday...so when i saw it today i assumed the "no not her" was referring to the pale girl...and thus assumed there was an even MORE pale girl. Took me 2 minutes of looking before coming to the comments and realizing its JUST a repost.

[–]Fyreswing 5 points6 points ago

OP is Literally Hitler.

[–]SuddenEnd 3 points4 points ago

faggot

FTFY

[–]Marbug -2 points-1 points ago

it's a ghost man, both of them. the OP and the girl.

[–]Basic_ 36 points37 points ago

"As an Irish person, I don't try to tan. I just try to neutralize the blue." - A man I miss

[–]ani625 5 points6 points ago

Carlin!

[–]chingyduster 2 points3 points ago

R.I.P. you magnificent bastard.

[–]GabeRigade 29 points30 points ago

good god this is getting bad. less than 24 hours ago.

[–]turver 32 points33 points ago

Active camo activated.

[–]Net_Bastard 0 points1 point ago

Cloak Engaged.

[–]DrRedditPhD -3 points-2 points ago

GODDAMMIT YOU STOLE MY COMMENT.

I've been playing too much Halo 4...

[–]Bai_ny 6 points7 points ago

sundrowning*

[–]the_zorn_ultimatum 57 points58 points ago

Absolutely beautiful. No idea why she wants to ruin her skin by sitting in the sun.

[–]bandit21 35 points36 points ago

I'm Irish and really pale :P I used to feel bad that I wasn't as tan (and couldn't tan without burning!!) as other women but now I am totally cool with it :) I think it's beautiful and at least I won't be all leather-skinned when I'm older from trying to make my skin a color that it isn't meant to be.

[–]AATroop 77 points78 points ago

Pale skin is incredibly attractive to a lot of people.

[–]bandit21 7 points8 points ago

That's good to know! lol it seems like everyone wants to be super tan and if you're ivory skinned like me it's not attractive. But I'm glad some people like it :)

[–]no_no_NO_okay 24 points25 points ago

naturally darker skinned women are beautiful, as are naturally pale skinned women. if it's fake, it's gross. imo, of course, but i think a lot of people share it.

[–]bandit21 0 points1 point ago

I agree. I don't like fake shit lol

[–]TheInsaneDane 8 points9 points ago

Girls who remove their eyebrows and draw them back on, we're talking to you!

[–]Howard_Campbell 1 point2 points ago

fake shit. Is that a thing now? some girls don't poop real poop?

[–]bandit21 1 point2 points ago

LOL let me rephrase :P I don't like it when girls cover up their natural beauty with layers upon layers of make-up or tan in a tanning bed until their skin looks like a leather couch.

[–]Nateomc 6 points7 points ago

I'm Irish, from derry in Ireland. I'm not typical pale Irish but my missus is and I love it :)

[–]bandit21 1 point2 points ago

:D cheers to being Irish!

[–]Bluecynic 1 point2 points ago

It is true. source i like soft moonlight coloured skin.

[–]drax117 0 points1 point ago

Dat pale. I love pale skin.

[–]trtry -1 points0 points ago

yeah the Klan

[–]tomit12 11 points12 points ago

Of the many lovely variations of human coloration, it is by far the one that lights my fire the most.

Super pale / ivory skin with red or a darker hair color, o m g. It actually works with light hair too, but there is something about the contrast that really just works for me.

[–]bandit21 2 points3 points ago

:) I love it too!! I have red hair.

[–]Archon457 0 points1 point ago

This x1000. Unfortunately I have but 1 upvote to give.

[–]cumdump 26 points27 points ago

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong Boo Radley ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no Scout ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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[–]TittyResidue 3 points4 points ago

This is why I want to go visit Ireland. SO BAD.

[–]bandit21 1 point2 points ago

Ireland is beautiful! I wish that I could live there. Irish women are definitely one of a kind ;)

[–]onederpatatime 2 points3 points ago

I WANT HER PALER THAN THE MOON, WITH EYES THAT SHINE LIKE STARS

[–]blackedout 0 points1 point ago

My parents are both from Ireland, so, genetically, pale skin, light eyes. I lived in Hawaii for years... It was hell. Also, the Japanese, Chinese, and Filipino majority over there view pale skin as a sign of prosperity, as darkened skin means you are of lower-class and work outside. So, consequently, Asians were always making a point of talking to me about my skin color. It got really, fucking, weird.

[–]bandit21 0 points1 point ago

I've heard of that before! Maybe I need to move to a place that thinks pale skin=sign of prosperity ;)

[–]Ocrasorm 0 points1 point ago

As a Ginger Irish person I hear ya! But I am male so do not really have an pressure on me to tan.

[–]bandit21 0 points1 point ago

LOL they can't pressure us to tan for we have no soullllsss

[–]Sadie7171 1 point2 points ago

Take it from a 41-year-old pale girl: It TOTALLY pays off.

[–]bandit21 1 point2 points ago

yayyy!! :D

[–]InLoveWithKueppers 0 points1 point ago

Tanning is overrated anyway. I like people who are comfortable in their skin :)

[–]Rather_Dashing 3 points4 points ago

Do you think pale people never go to the beach? She's won't be ruining her skin if she lies there for 15 minutes while covered in sunscreen.

[–]Lettertjes 1 point2 points ago

She probably just likes the feeling of sun on her skin, most people do. And I assume she's using a strong sunblock, or else she'd soon be glowing red, not white.

[–]Caligrown710 18 points19 points ago

she is gonna regret that tomorrow.. unless shes applying SPF 50+ every 15 minutes. The irish were not meant to tan.

[–]eyeofdelphi 7 points8 points ago

No they weren't. And it doesn't even matter if you're not all irish. I can't even go out for an hour on a sunny day with sunblock without getting badly burnt and sometimes those little blisters. The pain! But getting to peel the skin is kinda rewarding.

[–]atla 3 points4 points ago

I burn easily. One day, my friend invites me to the beach, so I decide to be proactive. While she's sunbathing, I lather up in some SPF-5k, head to toes (literally). I then pitch an umbrella, cover all exposed skin with towels and clothing, and bury my feet in the sand (the cool moist bit, not near the top).

I burned. I burned everywhere. I even burned the feet that were lotioned and buried under an umbrella.

I don't go out much anymore.

[–]anchises868 0 points1 point ago

You sound like my baby sister and me. Our other sister, the one in between the two of us, is naturally olive skinned and doesn't ever burn. But my baby sister and I turn into lobster people after just a couple of minutes in the sun. I wear the SPF 100+ in the spray can. It doesn't keep me from burning, but is not so bad when I do burn.

[–]Lettertjes 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if it would've helped you, but sunscreen needs some time before it works. You should apply it indoors at least 20 minutes before going outdoors, and then repeat every hour. And there are prescription sunblocks that are also used by people with sun allergy, maybe you could look into that.

(but if you're really pale or ginger, this still won't help enough on summer afternoons or close to the equator, and then it's always wise to just not go out much during daytime, like you do)

[–]eyeofdelphi 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit! I thought I had it bad. Yeah, I'm pretty much a night owl. The daylight is not for me either.

[–]guynamedjames 2 points3 points ago

Peeling your skin is particularly rewarding to your dermatologist, and the new boat he's going to but from treating your future skin cancer

[–]TheInsaneDane 2 points3 points ago

Shit like that doesn't happen here in Denmark. Free healthcare fuck yeah!

[–]justskidding 5 points6 points ago

I'm Manx-Danish. This basically holds true for all celtic people.

[–]NShinryu 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty much perma-tanned all year round and I've never burned on any of my holidays.

When you say "Irish" you are referring to pale ginger people...

[–]keagmcG 11 points12 points ago

My skin tingled just thinking about that burn. Once a year my Irish blood bites me in the ass when I become incapacitated for about two weeks from the sun.

[–]patmcdoughnut 5 points6 points ago

And then you don't go outside for the rest of the summer without SPF 10,000,000 for fear of melanoma. God damn my ancestors.

[–]Rather_Dashing 0 points1 point ago

Why is everyone assuming she is going to burn? Am I the only pale person in this post who can successfully spend a day at the beach without burning?

[–]anchises868 3 points4 points ago

Yes, you are. We call generic freaks like you . . . well . . . genetic freaks.

[–]rocketman0739 0 points1 point ago

generic freaks

none of those specific freaks

[–]UrbanForest 6 points7 points ago

Cant even make it a day with out reposting... no shame...

[–]alexnoaburg 1 point2 points ago

irish should avoid sun, cause skin cancer

[–]Bad_Toast 0 points1 point ago

It'd be awfully mean for irish to cause skin cancer.

[–]-Dezzy 6 points7 points ago

If that picture was taken five minutes later, instead of blending in she wouldve looked like a bright red crumpled towel.

[–]Irishinfernohead 6 points7 points ago

I love a pale woman

[–]KateNoire 2 points3 points ago

German girl here... I would look exactly the same.

[–]alfrednugent 2 points3 points ago

If she were Irish she would be on fire by now.

Source - I'm Irish, that's what happens to me.

[–]real_nice_guy 4 points5 points ago

thanks for typing the only words that are in the picture, in the title, because otherwise, I wouldn't have gotten the jokes due to the sun reflecting off her skin, thus blinding me.

[–]2muffins[!] 4 points5 points ago

Nah this is just at the Jersey shore and that's a dead body.

[–]bmfbg 2 points3 points ago

I love pale skin females.

[–]putinspenis -1 points0 points ago

Came for the boobs, stayed for th- HOLY FUCK THERES ANOTHER GIRL

[–]PerfectWhiteRussian 1 point2 points ago

Well i wasn't expecting that punchline at all.

[–]looneyloonam 1 point2 points ago

The skin color of anyone who is Irish is clear or blue. Tanning is a curse.

[–]X52 0 points1 point ago

Is that in florida? looks just like the hotel i went to

[–]SwimmingFish 1 point2 points ago

I may be wrong but it looks a lot like Ocean City MD.

[–]alfrednugent 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for ocmd. Why do you think this?

Edit: Nope, palm trees...

[–]thetuxracer 0 points1 point ago

Its the new When you see it.

[–]claytonlovesit 0 points1 point ago

More like.. Jersey UN-shore

[–]deejaymikeyg 0 points1 point ago

This photo looks like it was taken at a condo or hotel i've stayed at in Florida

[–]createvel -1 points0 points ago

this shit sucks .. report a down vote from me

[–]kerms 0 points1 point ago

ENGAGE ACTIVE CAMOUFLAGE.

[–]dude12322 0 points1 point ago

Haahaaha

[–]TinFoilWizardHat 1 point2 points ago

Expected to see a person on fire. Close enough.

[–]mushroom_man 1 point2 points ago

As a fan of the fair skinned ladies, I looked to the girl on the left first.

[–]Mr_Wallace -1 points0 points ago

lol I thought she was sand!

[–]GiGeorge 0 points1 point ago

YO MAMA SO WHITE SHE USES SUN LIGHT AS CAMOUFLAGE!

[–]Patchworkparamedic 1 point2 points ago

Whyyyyyy. Pale is hot.

[–]keizerhalil 0 points1 point ago

She is going to get cancer very soon, what a retard -_-

[–]jdeank 0 points1 point ago

Activate worlds worst sunburn in T-minus 5.

[–]wandaforce 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of the Glowing Ones from Fallout 3

[–]Br1tt12 0 points1 point ago

Omg I didn't see her!

[–]lg188 0 points1 point ago

In that case: TO IRELAND!

[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

Hi sunburn.

[–]builderb 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she needs some Sunblock 5000

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 0 points1 point ago

As a daywalker, this is my life.

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 -2 points-1 points ago

holy shit .. haha my friend used to have this happen to her when we were in the sun too ! [when we'd take pics]

[–]XXconrad -1 points0 points ago

It's a defense mechanism like camo in nature. She'll be laughing when you all die from the demons taking over earth.

[–]DNAsly 0 points1 point ago

I hear they sparkle in the sunlight.

[–]jonnyrockets -1 points0 points ago

how long had she been dead before they found her?

[–]cookiehess_17 -3 points-2 points ago

I really didn't see her until I read the text and started looking.

[–]myrna_mynx -3 points-2 points ago

What the fuck are you all talking about???

[–]alibee123 1 point2 points ago

I can't tell if you are joking or not..

[–]MinjaSaurus -2 points-1 points ago

Really? Posted yesterday and r/funny has already regurgitated it to the front page. It's a sad day.

[–]vocherro -5 points-4 points ago

I'd hit it...

[–]I_seen_it -3 points-2 points ago

What this guy said

[–]fiestabooger -2 points-1 points ago

SPF4000

[–]spankr -2 points-1 points ago

Wow - so a selective brightness adjustment with Photoshop that you saw in /r/ireland, huh?

[–]RussianZack 5 points6 points ago

Nope just another /r/funny repost

[–]MUMHATESME -2 points-1 points ago

HAHA, LETS ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT THE PERSON THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

[–]wickeninc -3 points-2 points ago

Repost the same day, down vote this shit!

[–]cheyyne -3 points-2 points ago

THBPBPBPPPPBPBPBP

[–]fitorockx0 -2 points-1 points ago

The original picture anyone?

[–]lesinge311 -2 points-1 points ago

Where is this? FLorida?

[–]theseekerofbacon -2 points-1 points ago

Didn't see her until finished reading the text.

And I saw this picture earlier, at which time I saw the pale girl.

[–]tarzanonmars -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like she molted, weird image, well played.

[–]fiestabooger -3 points-2 points ago

molten laaaava

[–]notmaryrose -1 points0 points ago

As an Irish girl, I can confirm truthiness.

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