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[–]cyberfunk42 30 points31 points ago

AW YISS

[–]mushmyhead 16 points17 points ago

Motha. Fuckin. Murder.

[–]Sadpika 7 points8 points ago

Is this the same guy who made "Ain't no one fucks with Tiny Hippo"?

[–]shadowsofdusk 3 points4 points ago

Yeah. I was wondering the same thing. Where is this from and who makes these awesome comics?

EDIT: Nevermind. I discovered Google...

[–]DujekR 1 point2 points ago

ain't no one

[–]CommandrKeen 11 points12 points ago

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?!

title comnts points age /r/
Evil duck 9coms 304pts 17dys funny
What are you thinking about, little duck? 2coms 15pts 6hrs funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Peregrine7 1 point2 points ago

Six hours. Six. Fucking. Hours.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 2 points3 points ago

...and only 15pts. What do you expect OP(?) to do, check all 15 600 posts posted to /r/funny in the past 24hours?

[–]Dopebear 1 point2 points ago

Or just use karma decay.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 0 points1 point ago

And had they done that and decided not to post, then only what... a hundred people would have enjoyed the comic today, instead of the thousands enjoying it now.

[–]T0PHER911 1 point2 points ago

Oh stop complaining.

[–]SlipStreamWork 0 points1 point ago

At least that submission is on imgur.

[–]spotoncheerio 3 points4 points ago

Ha!

...but it's true...

[–]shadedpencil 3 points4 points ago

The duck is a banana.

[–]sir_fancypants 3 points4 points ago

[–]BigBiker05 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "Couldn't resist, I love dicks" no nsfw tag so I clicked.

[–]nowayride -1 points0 points ago

You wouldn't want to see a duck dick.

[–]nowayride 0 points1 point ago

Yes.. that :\

[–]BADWOLF54123 0 points1 point ago

How funny so am I duck!

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

A bunch of crows?

[–]Manial 2 points3 points ago

Actually, given how ducks breed, it's probably thinking about rape.

[–]oolive 1 point2 points ago

R is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder not muckDUCK.

[–]xabram -1 points0 points ago

I read that title incorrectly and was extremely relieved/disappointed.

[–]nodnodwinkwink 0 points1 point ago

Ducks are the best.

[–]tweakism 0 points1 point ago

Who likes the little little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do a chikka quack quack

[–]loose-dendrite 0 points1 point ago

*rape

[–]pajomallama 0 points1 point ago

He should put the questions far apart so you actually have a deja vu moment.

[–]SSDeathstar 0 points1 point ago

Or grapes.

[–]luckyduckypuddinpop 0 points1 point ago

I love ducks too. This is my wallpaper now!

[–]guitarman565 -1 points0 points ago

I read the title as "I love dicks"

[–]WhereTFAmI 0 points1 point ago

This is just reduckulous!

[–]thekemistmelb 0 points1 point ago

Can someone tell me where I can just get heaps of comics like these??

[–]queue78 -2 points-1 points ago

awww yiss

[–]Theincredibleasshat -2 points-1 points ago

That duck has seen some shit man.

[–]thewebroach -3 points-2 points ago

No one will ever suspect the duck.