The Epitome of Crazy Ex's (XPost, figured this really belonged in WTF)

Sevsquad · 2012-11-15T02:43:19+00:00

The only problem I have with this is that if it was as easy as this guy calling up a few people to confirm this would be an open and shut case for any half conscious lawyer in existence. First the cops would pretty easily see that she had boxed him into that ally, he certainly didn't follow her into it. The second (and easiest) bit to prove that he wasn't stalking her would be the fact that he moved away and she followed him there. Not to mention that any court trial which could result in jail time will have a jury after the initial grand jury trial is over, juries where all members need to be unanimous in their decision. There are many holes in this story. Holes which any half competent moron could have pointed out in court.

TL/DR: Story is faker than pawn stars.

Hekkk · 2012-11-15T04:17:47+00:00

Pictures of text make me sad.

Glayve · 2012-11-15T03:20:33+00:00

Good thing this is all bullshit, reddit, you stupid.

sumptin_wierd · 2012-11-15T05:32:10+00:00

lyk dis if u cry evrtim

RobotHeather · 2012-11-15T04:41:44+00:00

I love to read these things because it gives me such a great barometer for how gullible reddit can be, especially when faced with a great "evil bitch" story.

Tyranix969 · 2012-11-15T04:40:23+00:00

FAKE, NOT XMAS YET

ninfan200 · 2012-11-15T05:09:25+00:00

This has been posted to 3 subreddits I'm subscribed to now

wortime · 2012-11-15T04:46:29+00:00

Nope. As a stereotypical white guy who dated a half Mexican ALL crazy chick, I can confirm that a woman can fuck you up that easy. And that they will. Mine never got to those lengths thank god, but not far off of it.

I don't think studies have been done, but it's a form of dominance. And once certain people figure out they can get away with it, they will do it , over and over again. Each time growing bolder. Women abusing men happens more often than is even reported.

As for the crocodile years in court?? Yup. Me being white and her being Latino LOOKING, Our judge for me to get a restraining order AGAINST HER was an African American female judge, with an all African American female staff. Do you think my restraining order went through? I had pictures, texts, police reports, voice mail, character witness. The judge knew I had no lawyer, refused the evidence, didnt allow a witness and let her off the hook and threatened me with jail time. However I had called the cops prior to showing up for court because she had violated the temporary restraining order. As she smiled after the judge gave me a to the lashing, the look on her and the judges face as she was arrested was AWESOME. Still never was able to get the restraining order due to getting the same judge, and she still tries to find me and initiate contact to this day.

TL:DR SOME people be. Batshit crazy

AndroydfoLife · 2012-11-15T04:48:02+00:00

My first thought after reading the 3rd paragraph

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gloomdoom · 2012-11-15T04:59:27+00:00

"Oh, it's on the internet? Then certainly it is true."

relishhunter · 2012-11-15T04:24:13+00:00

Ain't nobody got time for that.

0btusegoose · 2012-11-15T04:50:45+00:00

Back up... someone on 4chan had a girlfriend?

ZedOmbie · 2012-11-15T05:30:12+00:00

Most ridiculous fake story I've ever seen?

molonlabe88 · 2012-11-15T05:31:58+00:00

Of course it's Canada. If it was here, where majority of you are, with their names, court case could be found.

bbq_doritos · 2012-11-15T05:44:22+00:00

Time for a good old fashion muderin'.

Who's in?

Caligrown710 · 2012-11-15T04:54:43+00:00

..and this is when murder becomes a viable option. Just sayin.

childishbambina · 2012-11-15T04:27:33+00:00

Easy solution, don't put your dick in crazy.

SovereignMammal · 2012-11-15T02:12:03+00:00

That is completely messed up

villianboy · 2012-11-15T04:09:59+00:00

Bitch should be glad she wasnt playing that bull on me, long story short I would have burnt down her house after that, then I to top it off cut off her hands, I wouldn't care If I was executed, bitch would of got what she deserved

FatSquirrelz · 2012-11-15T02:32:01+00:00

Dear world: Fuck you.

raptorraper · 2012-11-15T04:13:45+00:00

I know how we can figure out if this is real or not. All you need to do OP, is give the internet this bitches name and we will discover the truth.

Secret_Pedophile · 2012-11-15T04:50:11+00:00

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6FyHG5mNpWI/UFBLCacNPgI/AAAAAAAAC1k/dLltLbpl2Ns/s1600/gangnam-style-didn't-read-lol.gif

calyboy · 2012-11-15T03:18:00+00:00

hopefully we eventually get closure from this in /r/justiceporn

bitchinkitchin79 · 2012-11-15T03:19:16+00:00

This has infuriated me more than anything i have ever read on the internet

AwesomeAtheist_17 · 2012-11-15T03:42:29+00:00

This bothers me more than 3/4 of the things in WTF...

Trustme2187 · 2012-11-15T05:00:30+00:00

Regardless of authenticitity.... Am I the only one that thinks this chick is brilliant? Seriously, you've only heard HIS story.... Who says he is not doing all these things??? Otherwise is lawyer would have a case, his family would not have cut him off, and the fiancé would not have left.....

Sotensu · 2012-11-15T01:48:20+00:00

That is some fucked up shit!!! Hope she knows that karma is a bitch and will return the favor!

DCAMPOS · 2012-11-15T02:10:36+00:00

Karma is a naaasty bitch!!

Walks500Miles · 2012-11-15T03:04:08+00:00

I'd kill her. Fake her death with a posed suicide.

TK421raw · 2012-11-15T03:10:02+00:00

Oh yeah, that's the bitch I wanna hate-fuck.

Cahmile · 2012-11-15T02:34:23+00:00

why go to those extreme's, because she's crazy as fuck, that's why.

LukGeezy · 2012-11-15T03:58:09+00:00

consider murder!

RocketRedRocket · 2012-11-15T04:09:33+00:00

That's why you don't associate with crazy women.

WTF

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