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[–]MrKrazybones 50 points51 points ago

[–]Seizure-Man 8 points9 points ago

[–]Vikaroo 1 point2 points ago

I hate to admit it, but this one has me pegged.

[–]MrKrazybones 1 point2 points ago

??? but I didnt use that gif

[–]Jerreth 1 point2 points ago

yea sorry, wanted it known so bad that I posted under the top comment.... I sadly realize how childish I handled something so miniscule. Plz accept this upvote

[–]MrKrazybones 0 points1 point ago

Its cool man, I figured you just attatched it to the wrong comment/post

[–]jwalk91 26 points27 points ago

You should have left our wives alone!

[–]Nimiety_One 10 points11 points ago

Well hello there...

[–]ShootingStar100 7 points8 points ago

A man's wife is his life Mr UPS man

[–]RanghtlySlidom 1 point2 points ago

Came here looking for this. Good.

[–]ObviouslySarcasm 6 points7 points ago

Mine is more like running as fast as I can to the door because they always friggen' leave as soon as they ring the doorbell. It's almost like they walk up as quietly as they can, knock on the door (more like poke the door with their pinky) and run back as quickly and quietly as they can.

[–]wshs 3 points4 points ago

They actually ring your doorbell? So jealous. My local UPS team comes to the door with the delivery notice already filled out, and just affixes it to the glass.

[–]Arrathir 6 points7 points ago

[–]itago 0 points1 point ago

This is so true it's not even funny

[–]Jigsus 0 points1 point ago

What is the point of doing this? They still carried the package to the house.

[–]willscy 0 points1 point ago

During busy times of the year there are literally days when if you don't do this you fall behind and don't get all your packages delivered.

[–]wildeforwomen 8 points9 points ago

That is way too calm of a reaction. Mine always goes more like this.

[–]_pulsar 7 points8 points ago

That was me today when my first ever smartphone arrived. Could have kissed that man!

[–]brygy24 2 points3 points ago

Could have bent over and PENETRATED that man!

[–]Lying_Flotus 2 points3 points ago

I've been on reddit way to much. I saw the chair and instantly knew a cat/dog was going to be in it and when it turned around it would say "I've been expecting you"
Let's just say I was not disappointed

[–]haziee 0 points1 point ago

It 404'd the first 2 times I tried to load it for a second I thought you meant for it to do that.. you know because they never arrive

[–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

Where's the picture?

[–]instantderp 2 points3 points ago

UPS/FedEx...finally delivers.

eel.jpg

[–]Enjayan -1 points0 points ago

This would be even better if he were slowly stroking a cat in his lap.

[–]onlylivingboyinkyoto 1 point2 points ago

No you don't.

[–]withmorten 0 points1 point ago

[–]BD03 -1 points0 points ago

Bet it's an amazon order.... Mr. UPS man

[–]thelazerbeast 0 points1 point ago

Huh. I thought it would be the Will Ferrell "It's Santa!" gif.

[–]OreoDragon 0 points1 point ago

No, you're doing it all wrong. If you turn around that slowly they're going to get their three "Are you there?"s in and vanish into the sunset before you get up.

[–]coolestguy1234 0 points1 point ago

i usually hide and wait for him to leave my porch and then run out to get my prize.

[–]ohhhzamn 0 points1 point ago

and now you've seen his vinegar strokes.....

[–]relaxedguy 0 points1 point ago

Wait for Mr. UPS to deliver my new phone, comeoncomeoncomeon!

[–]le0dude20 0 points1 point ago

You know i have to great things to say about FED EX. I was expecting a packaged on the 16th of this week, and it was just shipped out, and BAM it arrives today! Awesome. Not the first time either.

[–]Ex-PFC-Wintergreen 1 point2 points ago

Check out /r/puggifs :)

[–]Godfather86 0 points1 point ago

This subreddit is awesome

[–]DanDanTheMonkeyMan 1 point2 points ago

I'm currently waiting for a plumber to arrive. I would do this, if I wasn't afraid it would turn into a porno.

[–]FluteMan -2 points-1 points ago

South park?

[–]ILiveForMusic -1 points0 points ago

The dog... "What have I gotten myself in to?"

[–]ethos2005 -2 points-1 points ago

I've been expecting you Mr. UPS man...

[–]Gorski_Song -3 points-2 points ago

I did not expect to laugh that hard.

[–]Checkers10160 0 points1 point ago

This makes me excited, because I just got hired as a Seasonal Helper at UPS. At first I was dreading it, only doing it to make some extra money during the holidays, but during orientation (And especially after seeing this), I realizeD, I'M GOING TO BE LIKE SANTA!

[–]Jigsus 0 points1 point ago

Wear a white beard.

[–]julesasner-dt -2 points-1 points ago

Too bad by the time you turn your chair full around we will be gone and back in our truck and you'll be like "damnit."

[–]517634 -2 points-1 points ago

So what was it?

[–]worrymon 0 points1 point ago

[–]Sparklebutt69 1 point2 points ago

Just wanted to say thanks for posting that. It's been years but that brought back some fond memories. That was the first musical I ever saw as a child. I was in 4th grade.

It was a huge school trip to our state capitol. We went to museums, an aquarium, and to see this musical which is still a perennial favorite in this region to this day

[–]JCongo 0 points1 point ago

More like watch them arrive through the window and get out with your package, then wait a casual amount of time before answering the door to pretend like you weren't watching and waiting.

[–]belkarbitterleaf -5 points-4 points ago

Hello? This is dog.

[–]Gizmodork -5 points-4 points ago

Give me my fleshlight. edit: the dog wants it, not me you dicks.