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[–]everydayispon 134 points135 points ago

"SOMEWHERE, DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART....I STILL LOVE YOU"

[–]zinspawn 88 points89 points ago

"NNNNWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

[–]MrConfucius 11 points12 points ago

Quiet flashbacks of Morrowind were had.

[–]Brickfrigid 3 points4 points ago

"I saw a mud crab yesterday."

[–]Bradleywyros 9 points10 points ago

Don't forget the piano que right before.

[–]RetardedSquirrel 13 points14 points ago

que = what in spanish

queue = something brits love

cue = the word you're looking for

[–]Scorpulus 298 points299 points ago

Mid-shoot.

[–]Farbulus[S] 173 points174 points ago

The picture is of this guy! ^

[–]flowercup 85 points86 points ago

Cute matching usernames

[–]markiv_hahaha 9 points10 points ago

Awwww :) NOW KITH!

[–]wheresmyburrito 20 points21 points ago

At first glance I thought that was Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

[–]LOOKIN_ASS_NIGGA 12 points13 points ago

Bonus points if you were able to spell his name without looking it up

[–]wheresmyburrito 16 points17 points ago

I'll confess I googled it to be safe. I know this place doesn't take kindly to spelling errors.

[–]Meowman289 63 points64 points ago

And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[–]Haffattack 18 points19 points ago

Close, the a actual picture is of him jizzing in his pants.

[–]tehnico 27 points28 points ago

You captured his vinegar strokes!!

[–]LryanBaraway 10 points11 points ago

I just ate a grape

[–]DJAshian 4 points5 points ago

OKAY, can we just, seriously? Okay?...

[–]Lemon_Tile 32 points33 points ago

Scorpulus and Farbulus. That's so cute!

[–]Hyperian 17 points18 points ago

bromance

[–]Irish_Confetti 30 points31 points ago

Vinegar strokes!

[–]Mech528 5 points6 points ago

False: both eyes are closed, although admittedly the head is tilted back. Taco is either a god or a devil. I haven't decided.

[–]ehstone8 3 points4 points ago

you have no idea

[–]mamba_79 23 points24 points ago

[–]Scorpulus 16 points17 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/SmRBr.jpg

Taken directly after.

[–]Seizure-Man 5 points6 points ago

I like the other one better

[–]iheartgiraffe 11 points12 points ago

Even sneezing, you're pretty cute.

[–]kanyakumari 2 points3 points ago

Love your username. Also, you look like you're in so much pain.

[–]KaayLemc 4 points5 points ago

Is your name Paul? You look like a Paul I know, minus the sneeze face.

[–]mister_evans 3 points4 points ago

Pauly Shore?

[–]alquicksilver 182 points183 points ago

When you're in a relationship, she owns your penis. She's just telling the world she's going to get frisky with you.

[–]jamalgee 85 points86 points ago

wat.

[–]Reesch 9 points10 points ago

Cosmo, obviously.

[–]spacetimemeatmachine 33 points34 points ago

uhm.

[–]alquicksilver 75 points76 points ago

....somehow, my comment from this thread migrated here.

[–]PortraitBird 30 points31 points ago

That's actually amazing.

[–]jerseyanarchist 55 points56 points ago

comments migrate?

where do they go for the summer?

[–]CRUSTY_DISCHARGE 25 points26 points ago

Down North.

[–]Azahk101 8 points9 points ago

Seeing as your account is only 8 hours old I'm guessing you made this new account to remind us all of the horrors witnessed of the crusty discharge-filled underpants post...thanks a lot

[–]CRUSTY_DISCHARGE 9 points10 points ago

NEVER FURGET

[–]VanillaSubstitute 8 points9 points ago

Do you suppose it was carried by an African swallow or a European swallow?

[–]LOOKIN_ASS_NIGGA 4 points5 points ago

Coconuts

[–]Cpt_Hook 3 points4 points ago

African swallows are non-migratory!

[–]brada1188 23 points24 points ago

This is so wildly random it's hilarious

[–]fly_guy 6 points7 points ago

I've never laughed so hard at a comment

[–]Ikarus3426 8 points9 points ago

Enjoy this no context comment? Find more at /r/nocontext!
It's ok man, we'll just pretend this was an ad for a subreddit.

[–]Fleagonzales 22 points23 points ago

Take this to the wizards at /r/photoshopbattles. They'll know what to do.

[–]mickeyjawn 35 points36 points ago

Bullshit, he's just watching a really sad move and is extra sensitive today!

[–]Farbulus[S] 2 points3 points ago

Lol! This was taken in a friends dorm about a month ago. I was just firing off random shots and was looking through my pictures today to find this.

[–]basketballfroggi 33 points34 points ago

I may have made this my desktop background image.

[–]Farbulus[S] 8 points9 points ago

Yes! Spread the joy of the sneeze-man!

[–]MaziarShahi 16 points17 points ago

Sad to say this reminds me of this: http://imgur.com/BBorn

[–]britishguitar 7 points8 points ago

I was wondering if anyone else had noticed that...

Seriously though OP, your friend would make a convincing Ahmadinejad.

[–]Stogie 18 points19 points ago

MY BRAND

[–]ehstone8 6 points7 points ago

Sneezing is mercifully normally a very fast action. slowed down it looks like some sort of horrible nose orgasm

[–]brussels4breakfast 43 points44 points ago

Oh man. This photo could be so many memes.

[–]Farbulus[S] 16 points17 points ago

I knew there was potential. DO YOUR WORST REDDIT!

[–]alquicksilver 31 points32 points ago

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 9 points10 points ago

Thanks, Farbulus, and Good Luck alquicksilver!

Here's mine: Desolate Drunk Dan bottles things up

[–]Dudwithacake -1 points0 points ago

I have a few in mind...

[–]SoundsKindaShady 6 points7 points ago

He looks like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

[–]mareksoon 3 points4 points ago

This was my first thought.

[–]Bethrin 13 points14 points ago

[–]Mongoose42 13 points14 points ago

Goddamn that gorilla. He always calms me down and makes me feel like I'm getting molested at the same time.

[–]creepete 9 points10 points ago

[–]wirewolf 17 points18 points ago

[–]bmacc 3 points4 points ago

I've always wanted to do a series of black&white photographs called "Old People Mid-Sneeze"

[–]woahhhface 5 points6 points ago

[–]wulixue 7 points8 points ago

O-face.

[–]Farbulus[S] 7 points8 points ago

Ahhhh-CHOO face.

[–]Bac0nLegs 0 points1 point ago

I have never laughed so hard. Thank you.

[–]2muffins 2 points3 points ago

Vinegar strokes.

[–]obliterationn 3 points4 points ago

Here's a picture of a cat mid-sneeze http://i.imgur.com/GBgbR.jpg

[–]Sauveuno1015 4 points5 points ago

Looks like you caught him during his vinegar strokes..

[–]Interrnet 1 point2 points ago

Is his name Mitchell by any chance?

[–]Farbulus[S] 1 point2 points ago

Nope it is not. :/

[–]ends_with_alph 2 points3 points ago

Fred?

[–]Farbulus[S] 2 points3 points ago

Nope. Sorry :/

[–]Kibethy 6 points7 points ago

Janet?

[–]pandemonyx 6 points7 points ago

Marty?

[–]FORK_IN_MY_URETHRA 10 points11 points ago

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?

[–]ochala 3 points4 points ago

I think the real question here is why is there a fork in your urethra?

[–]Schobbo 2 points3 points ago

I was surprised how funny it looks, thanks for the laugh.

[–]katoppie 5 points6 points ago

This might be the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]Farbulus[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]Emily_McAwesomepants 2 points3 points ago

This has to be the most attractive picture I have ever seen.

[–]Farbulus[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure he appreciates that :)

[–]vaderbradley -2 points-1 points ago

Dat face

[–]Buckwhal 0 points1 point ago

MFW spacedicks.

[–]1Down -1 points0 points ago

Calm down man. Life will live on.

[–]robbyiballs 0 points1 point ago

Laughed at this one.

[–]VashSC -1 points0 points ago

doubt it

[–]Vauisek 1 point2 points ago

This should be a meme.

[–]dspank 0 points1 point ago

looks more like my vinegar strokes

[–]glenbruce 0 points1 point ago

no you didn't.

[–]SerDelta -1 points0 points ago

I see I'm not the only one who is participating in No Shave November.

[–]ihavenoshadow -1 points0 points ago

I can only picture you sitting in front of him, camera fixed to his face, for an hour waiting for him to sneeze.

[–]bigbudtrill -1 points0 points ago

this movie is so sad man

[–]Bananarama-Diorama 0 points1 point ago

Ruth! Baby Ruth!

[–]Lajones -1 points0 points ago

Ugh does anyone else think he looks like a dead character from The Ring?

[–]jimboslice27 -1 points0 points ago

"You're sooooo good looking!"

[–]Jenocide 0 points1 point ago

Oh God I can't stop laughing

[–]Woodwerd 1 point2 points ago

Those glass dollar store mugs are simply the best.

[–]Ryan304 1 point2 points ago

And I know somewhere deep down in my heart, I still love you...

BUAHAEHAEHAEHAE That guy

[–]Toastar_888 0 points1 point ago

Is that a goldfish in a water bottle?

[–]alexthe 0 points1 point ago

THERE WAS ONLY ONE COOKIE LEFTTTT!!! WHY DID YOU EAT ITT :'(

[–]Kthulu666 0 points1 point ago

xpost to /r/photoshopbattles. Send friend the results.

[–]Rock_Yoshi 0 points1 point ago

His face reminds me of the best cry ever.

[–]MacMonkey 1 point2 points ago

[–]plutoisaplanet72 0 points1 point ago

this is how my normal pictures look.

[–]TheCantalopeAntalope 0 points1 point ago

"Oh the humanity!"

[–]Dr_Turner 0 points1 point ago

I could see myself wasting hours on r/midsneeze... somebody get on that.

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 1 point2 points ago

This is gonna end up being a short-lived meme all over the front page, isn't it?

[–]whootsley 0 points1 point ago

Why is there a goldfish in the water bottle?

[–]1dge 0 points1 point ago

WHAT HAS THE INVISIBLE GUY DONE THIS TIME

[–]-Zarrok- 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a Vinegar Strokes.

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

dat comb-over.

[–]Kegertron 0 points1 point ago

I remember my first war head.

[–]Derek282 -1 points0 points ago

And you sir have made the frontpage.

[–]Skycap92 0 points1 point ago

For half a second I thought that was me. I have the same facial scruff. Phew. No shave November lives on.

[–]captainjb 0 points1 point ago

That's a snart.

[–]JacksonHannan 0 points1 point ago

/r/perfecttiming would like this.

[–]crnulus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Arkanicus 0 points1 point ago

This should be a meme.

Sorrowful Sam.

[–]tehnico 1 point2 points ago

Meme this!

[–]Ceej91 0 points1 point ago

Mid-sneeze = Fuck Face

[–]PapaSmirfable 0 points1 point ago

this deserves more than front page!

[–]Traherne 0 points1 point ago

No pun intended, I'm sure.

[–]siredward85 0 points1 point ago

Wow I just laughed really hard. Wasn't expecting it

[–]iamalright 0 points1 point ago

My face after taco and burrito night.

[–]rageaboutsugar 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard at this Im pretty sure my face made the exact same expression

[–]Kbman 0 points1 point ago

Derp

[–]GundamWang 0 points1 point ago

I have that same exact mug/beer stein in the back. It's great for lazy people who don't want to get up to pour more water.

[–]Sharukurusu 0 points1 point ago

HE SAW THE RING!

[–]Ljac92 1 point2 points ago

Looks like his vinegar strokes! I can see right into his soul...

[–]DarthAblator 0 points1 point ago

That's how I looked the first time I heard they cancelled M.A.S.H.

[–]littlebigdude7 1 point2 points ago

[–]GusStotts 1 point2 points ago

Tell him to cover his mouth. Elbow, handkercheif, hand, something.

[–]kittensandsunshine 0 points1 point ago

It's okay, Daniel Radcliffe. Don't cry.

[–]funny_punny 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like the testicle clamps were tightened.

[–]npklemm 0 points1 point ago

That's what I look like when I watch Marley and Me

[–]suddz -1 points0 points ago

fake

[–]DarkLight801 1 point2 points ago

This made my night

[–]Karabell 1 point2 points ago

... I'd hit that.

[–]eskimonavy 0 points1 point ago

he looks like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

[–]peekingduck 0 points1 point ago

he looks so sad

[–]iamtheonlyirishman 0 points1 point ago

This guy's name wouldn't happen to be Brady would it?

[–]Bigkitty65 0 points1 point ago

And I jizzed in my pants.

[–]iVoid 0 points1 point ago

HOLY FUCK! YOUR FRIEND IS RICHARD HAMMOND!

[–]gazzawhite 0 points1 point ago

You should post this to /r/perfecttiming.

[–]sillyponcho 0 points1 point ago

FAKE AND GAY

[–]ethertrace 1 point2 points ago

Your friend kind of looks like a very distraught Ryan Gosling.

[–]mrmadagascar 1 point2 points ago

Someone please make this a rage face

[–]mariovct 0 points1 point ago

I can fix it!!!

[–]tripy22 1 point2 points ago

I smell a new meme coming

[–]synx07 0 points1 point ago

Everyone aboard the stroke boat! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! No wait. . . Just a sneeze

[–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

You're friends with Gael Garcia Bernal?

[–]D-Rock-58 0 points1 point ago

I'd imagine that this is quite simialr to the face people make when a clown tells them that anal rape is on the menu.

[–]thoseskiers 0 points1 point ago

[–]19115162093 0 points1 point ago

I think I know the origin of the derp face.

[–]notfunnyusername 0 points1 point ago

Leo messi. It's got to be him.

[–]renome 0 points1 point ago

I'm tempted to photoshop a cock in his mouth right now.

[–]GoLeePro427 0 points1 point ago

Your friend grinds his teeth

[–]Gumbogambit 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he should be laughing all nasally and knowitall like.

[–]continualchanges 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Steve Perry.

[–]Brickfrigid -1 points0 points ago

"Hey dude, make a funny face, I'll take a picture, and then get Internet points."

[–]TheQuakerSocialist 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize getting karma could be so easy...

[–]Throwawaycush 0 points1 point ago

Can't seem to find the invisible dick that's about to cum on his face.... :-/

[–]emptysuit221 0 points1 point ago

Ahmadinejad?

[–]the_farting_elephant 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this picture.

[–]Jackstick 0 points1 point ago

[–]drdavid1988 1 point2 points ago

dude my roommate thought this was me haha... my reddit dopleganger!

[–]DIKASUN 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the white guy from MythBusters.

[–]TeeTaw 0 points1 point ago

Have you seen his baseball?

[–]Cliqey 0 points1 point ago

By any chance, is this is New Orleans?

[–]boogiemaster 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh so hard. Don't even know why...

[–]see_span 0 points1 point ago

See also: world-class Robert De Niro impressions..

[–]mt_austin7 0 points1 point ago

in case anyone was wondering, that water in the background, is in fact, a hyvee water. you sir are from the mid west, and i can narrow that down to 7 states. just sayin. prolly 6 since there is only 1 or 2 hyvees in wisconsin.

[–]Thatwierdasian 0 points1 point ago

Why did I laugh uncontrollably at this? My ribs literally hurt.

[–]Avmarr 0 points1 point ago

This picture made me sneeze

[–]der_toetz 0 points1 point ago

post it to /r/PerfectTiming

[–]squeekybuddha 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, that made me giggle.

[–]Hitlur 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a mcpoyle twin

[–]Dumbledozer 0 points1 point ago

Your friend has purple hair. I have no time for this tomfoolery.

[–]RadiantDark 0 points1 point ago

Quit lying.. you know he died like 40 times on Halo and was crying.. so you photo shopped out the man tears and said he was sneezing! You're a true friend OP

[–]bricardo 1 point2 points ago

Someone do a line drawing of this. I can see a meme.