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[–]Charlie-Green-Rug 283 points284 points ago

Thought you should know, this is my sisters dog. She is a redditor and posted this a year ago.

Original link: www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/egut9/my_dog_the_comedian/

[–]apriloneil 74 points75 points ago

His face has become a lot lighter since then. He's so little in that photo!

Edit: Upvoted because nepotism.

Edit II: Because it's my dog, Imma show him off some more

[–]BlindStark 16 points17 points ago

Dog here, this is me.

[–]misspantss 1 point2 points ago

That face is precious!!!!! Could you even be mad? What a cutie!

[–]Intolerance 28 points29 points ago

upvote for great justice

[–]Haacker45 10 points11 points ago

on the internet they don't know you are a dog.

[–]BreakTheSun 7 points8 points ago

Came to this thread to point this out - I also know apriloneil IRL. This wouldn't be the first time this has been reposted >__>;

[–]WafflesInTheBasement 1 point2 points ago

I came home to a similar scene one day. Chewed up the bottle of chili water and a good amount of the things I put it on.

[–]tenabobina 28 points29 points ago

The look on his face. Lol priceless.

[–]hoosyourdaddyo 16 points17 points ago

It's like he's saying "human, read this to me please"

[–]theinternetlol 6 points7 points ago

"Give it back, asshole"

[–]nwsreddit 1 point2 points ago

"I want to chew it more"

[–]LoverOfBacon 25 points26 points ago

My dogs also laugh in the face of every 'chew-proof' labelled toy. Determined little fuckers.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 4 points5 points ago

My dog does that too, especially when she was a puppy.

A dog boarding place we used gave us a complimentary toy which was basically just cloth filled with stuffing. My living room floor was covered in stuffing in a matter of 10 minutes.

[–]LeopoldTheLlama 5 points6 points ago

I get the super chew proof toys which at least last a week or two. My neighbors always see him playing with "stuffed animals" so they buy me regular stuffed animals (because the toys he is playing with look "old and ratty"), which he destroys in a matter of seconds.

[–]apekzhrk 1 point2 points ago

Try the nylon bones. Super tough.

[–]Twystoff 7 points8 points ago

We give those to my dog. Takes about a week until she's fashioned a shiv out of it. When she walks by with it in her mouth and accidentally slices your leg open, it's time to throw it away.

[–]SociableSociopath 5 points6 points ago

sure..."accidentally"

[–]superatheist95 0 points1 point ago

"I swear that's where the artery is"

[–]duel007 1 point2 points ago

Look into deer and elk antlers. That shit be indestructable.

[–]shrapnel09 2 points3 points ago

I have a black lab behind me destroying an elk antler right now. It's a lot better than the Nylabone though. Like the poster's dog above, mine was making a shiv out of it and not to mention all the little plastic bits on the carpet and sticking to your socks. Antlers get destroyed slower and are safe to be ingested.

[–]Twystoff 0 points1 point ago

I may do that. They appear naturally all over where I'm from.

[–]Redebo 1 point2 points ago

Do you live in the back of a taxidermy shoppe?

[–]NeonDisease 14 points15 points ago

To be fair, how are you supposed to spray the bottle with itself?

[–]_aron_ 10 points11 points ago

Spray strait up and hold the bottle still.

[–]karanok 2 points3 points ago

You buy a second bottle!

[–]I_FUCK_CHEETAHS 13 points14 points ago

Oh the irony.

[–]Battletooth 18 points19 points ago

Is this the fabled correct use of the word ironic on Reddit? My life is now complete. I can now die in peace.

[–]MichaelJayDog 15 points16 points ago

It's like rain on your wedding day.

[–]ryanlang13 4 points5 points ago

Ha

[–]sufficientlyadvanced 1 point2 points ago

No, its like Alanis Morissette and O. Henry had a baby, and named it this exact situation.

[–]donttouchmyfeet -2 points-1 points ago

It's like RAAAAAAYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNN on your wedding day.

FTFY.

[–]IronyJudge 0 points1 point ago

This is the truest irony I have yet seen on this website.

I can die knowing for once this word has been used to such proper effect.

[–]Kivlov 0 points1 point ago

How is it ironic? It would be if the bottle were made of the no-chew liquid.

[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

That's nit picking into the tiniest details. With your theory nothing would be ironic.

It's like if a guy sees a dog that looks dangerous coming towards him and he crosses the street and ends up getting hit by a car.

Some say it would be ironic because he crosse the street to avoid harm but ended up getting harmed from doing so.

You would probably look at it and say no, because he crossed the street to avoid getting attacked by a dog, so it's not ironic, and it would only be ironic if he ran into another dog.

This picture is ironic. A product to stop dogs from chewing things was chewed up.

[–]an800lbgorilla -3 points-2 points ago

What do you mean by the correct use of ironic?

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 0 points1 point ago

That's the joke.

[–]mintmarshall 5 points6 points ago

At least give us something original to up-vote for your cake day OP

[–]apriloneil 0 points1 point ago

Holy shitballs. Koda done gone viral.

[–]parker-tanner2 0 points1 point ago

Nice chunk of irony

[–]Catherinelorr 0 points1 point ago

The definition of irony.

[–]NetworkGuyMN 2 points3 points ago

We tried that stuff on my dog, he was chewing the end of his tail. He seemed to think the bitter apple was just flavoring to enhance it. Pepper didn't work either.

[–]dan_v_ploeg 6 points7 points ago

tabasco sause ought to do the trick

[–]NadaThrowaway 4 points5 points ago

my shepherd mix gave zero fucks about the bottled sprays and also about tabasco. I love tabasco and I think he enjoyed the flavor too: more reason to chew on things, including half of my dvds and three sofas

[–]dan_v_ploeg 5 points6 points ago

When i worked at a horse farm last year, they kept chewing on the wooden walls. we tried putting tabasco on them once and honestly they liked it. they would just sit there and lick it.

[–]shrapnel09 1 point2 points ago

My dog was chewing on my hands a bit too much to play when we first got her, so I gave Tabasco sauce and Sriracha sauce a try. She just thought I had seasoned myself for her and liked biting even more.

[–]alcogeoholic 0 points1 point ago

yeah I was about to say sriracha

[–]zoologister -3 points-2 points ago

if you want to hurt the dog, then yeah. sure, it might not like the taste, but it's already been chewing and and it would effectively be putting hot sauce in a wound. terrible idea.

[–]SabreDeC 5 points6 points ago

Don't be a dick. First comment didn't say the tail was an open wound. Just that he was chewing on it. And tabasco is a common suggestion from vets.

Source = my aunts a vet.

[–]dan_v_ploeg 4 points5 points ago

joke. it was a joke. you've been a Redditor for 20 days. you should know this by now.

[–]GrimxPajamaz 1 point2 points ago

You're a redditor too you should know how to spell sauce (if you're subscribed to r/NSFW )

[–]dan_v_ploeg 0 points1 point ago

there were no red, squiggly lines under it... thats my go-to

[–]Lostcory 2 points3 points ago

Dude calm your feces

[–]Bassoonalex 0 points1 point ago

Nope - we tried both bitter apple and hot sauce on a leash, Kramer spent a day just licking it off.

He also ate our hot pepper plant though...so maybe he just has no taste buds.

Edit: He not only liked the shit out of it, he licked the shit out of it too. Fortunately, he doesn't lick actual shit.

[–]theboatcleaner -1 points0 points ago

He liked the shit out of it.

[–]Bassoonalex -1 points0 points ago

That he did! Now to edit my lack of spelling...

[–]IamSparticles 1 point2 points ago

Did he chew anything else? Because if not, it's working!

[–]CrystalElyse 0 points1 point ago

My dog did that too. Fortunately, she just never was bad with chewing at all. She would also destroy nylabones and anything that was supposed to be chew proof.

[–]KwordShmiff 1 point2 points ago

"Master, I don't particularly like that flavor, I'm just chewing to be polite."

[–]whereswald514 -1 points0 points ago

This stuff is awesome, it tastes just like all the other stuff I love to chew on!

[–]Abbadabbey 0 points1 point ago

My mom told me to rub Vicks vapo rub on things to keep my dog from chewing on them because they hate the menthol.. Dog got ahold of my menthol inhaler and chewed it to bits. Dog did not care..

[–]jjr049 0 points1 point ago

Our puppy did the same thing ... Tabasco to the rescue!

[–]AlphaOC -1 points0 points ago

Apparently it worked well enough that you could get it out of his mouth to take the picture.

[–]BoogereaterBrisky 1 point2 points ago

Whoa finally a true example of irony! It has been so long.

[–]EvilThe13th 0 points1 point ago

Dog stopped chewing when it got to the inside part. Looks like it actually works.

[–]nataleeyuhh -1 points0 points ago

"CAN I HAVE THAT BACK NOW, PLZ?"

[–]biggbuckz 1 point2 points ago

When my dog was a puppy, he took an ornament off the Christmas tree. It was a plush penguin, and seemed like it could have been a chew toy. I thought, "this is unacceptable!" So I sprayed the tree and all the ornaments with a similar spray: bitter apple.

Fuck that stuff. It's been 5 years, and I still dread decorating the tree. It gets on your hands, and it's amazing how often you touch your face / mouth without thinking about it. The taste takes hours to go away. In hindsight, it seems a bit mean to use as a chewing deterrent.

[–]vinylly 1 point2 points ago

awww i love that dog

[–]techatyou 0 points1 point ago

Ya my dog did the same thing bought it to stop him from chewing our wood furniture and he just eat the bottle no problem

[–]Dunkelz 0 points1 point ago

How do you expect him to understand what it is when it isn't in German?

[–]Organs 0 points1 point ago

I love the look on his face! "Well? I'm a dog. Give me something to chew."

[–]evanj88 0 points1 point ago

Well, at least he chewed that bottle and not your good leather shoes, right? And happy cake day!

[–]orblivion2000 0 points1 point ago

I'd get my money back.

[–]rellim1214 0 points1 point ago

Dogs are hilarious

[–]boardgameben 1 point2 points ago

You had one job!

[–]GeoSzef -1 points0 points ago

Dat Ass?!

[–]coleosis1414 -1 points0 points ago

Happy common cake day!!

[–]Onate 0 points1 point ago

I feel your pain. We sprayed bitter apple spray on the couch to deter our dog from chewing on it, but she was all like, "I love this new seasoning you put on here!" Bitch.

[–]mattgamer247 -1 points0 points ago

"You think this is a motherfucking game?"

[–]nipnip54 1 point2 points ago

/r/dogworldanarchists

[–]BeARdBARIAN2 0 points1 point ago

"Try putting that shit on the bottle, fucker."

[–]tankgirl85 0 points1 point ago

shoulda sprayed some on the bottle.

[–]Vincentpersichetti 0 points1 point ago

OH, SWEET IRONY!!!

That's like needing a knife to open a new knife in its packaging...WHAT IF IT'S YOUR FIRST!!!

[–]flume 0 points1 point ago

/r/BadDogs

[–]a_fine_hat 1 point2 points ago

I am sure your dog was making a powerful statement statement about the rights of dogs.

[–]Jody_Fosters_Army 0 points1 point ago

Our GSD used to jump on the counter to try and steal stuff. Someone recommended we fill a soda can with pennies and shake it at her each time she got up. It worked once, until she stole the can and chewed it up.

[–]Knightbre -1 points0 points ago

This dog just wants to watch the world burn.

[–]rertolancer666 -1 points0 points ago

Because fuck logic.

[–]TheLongHalloween 0 points1 point ago

Stop chew??? I thought it said START chew!

[–]eat_pizza 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it ironic?

http://youtu.be/3RoS46UZ4Xg

[–]jcham007 0 points1 point ago

...Results may vary....

[–]jdsmith1706 0 points1 point ago

Ask for your money back

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 0 points1 point ago

"I love the smell of Stop Chew in the morning. It smells like... Irony."

[–]MatsuHiga 0 points1 point ago

Where's the insanity wolf meme?

[–]Ahl_Capwn 0 points1 point ago

I'm not entirely sure why I upvote reposts if there's a cakeday symbol next to it.

[–]GladiatorBill 0 points1 point ago

He stopped EVENTUALLY!

[–]ihasakiwi 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see a post titled "ಠ_ಠ", I expect the best post I've ever seen.

[–]Super_Dork_42 0 points1 point ago

My dog did this as well. It got to the point where he seemed to find it attractive and would go for the objects we put it on. I miss him sometimes.

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

If you enjoy this product you might also enjoy "Stop Living" For organism use only. Natural product for all your controlling needs.

[–]kaffeejunkie 0 points1 point ago

Our dog did kind of the same thing. We used it to prevent her from destroying our shoes. she started to lick everything clean.

[–]bustingchop 0 points1 point ago

This dog was given the bottle after it was empty.. Bustin' Chops

[–]RecycleThisMessage 0 points1 point ago

"What, did I do something wrong? Talk to me."

[–]This_Joke_Explained 0 points1 point ago

This is ironic because the product is designed to prevent the dogs from chewing things but the bottle itself was chewed.

[–]Jessdb13 -1 points0 points ago

I over came my OCD about even vote counts for this one as I have been there before too. I took you from 1100 to 1101...bro fist*

[–]bulltown03 -2 points-1 points ago

Wasn't going to upvote... then i saw the cake...

[–]KateKoubaddy 0 points1 point ago

O.... your dog can't read!

[–]saint_syrup -1 points0 points ago

you don't say?

[–]Green_Eyed_Grrl -2 points-1 points ago

This dog is one bad pup.

[–]lwlkr -2 points-1 points ago

Insanity Dog!

[–]D4rkr4in 1 point2 points ago

The twist: OP chewed the bottle just for karma.

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