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This has to be the most depressing thing I've ever read. Found on a rage thread on /b/ (imgur.com)

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[–]leighbo/b/ 302 points303 points ago

That sounds suss... If he moved to a town 5 hours away for many months, and started a new life, then she just rocks up to that town. Wouldn't the courts notice that and ask why the ex was there all of a sudden?

[–]Villainsoft 213 points214 points ago

Yes. If this story is true there are many preventative steps that could've been taken. The law can just as easily be used and exploited in his favour.

[–]A_for_Anonymous 139 points140 points ago

He's a man, she's a woman.

[–]Flaming_Eagle/r9k/ 102 points103 points ago

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      [–]Kaboose666 100 points101 points ago

      Not in Saskatchewan, there are really only 3 or 4 major areas to live, Regina, Saskatoon, and Prince Albert are the main ones.

      If she lived in Regina and he moved to Prince Albert (about 4 hours away) then it is conceivable she could move and it would be totally normal for her to go to Prince Albert.

      also with universities in SK. judging from the story those are probably the cities moved to/from. As moving from one university to another and STILL be in SK it almost has to be PA to Regina or the other way round.

      TLDR I know too much about SK...

      [–]TheReasonableCamel 54 points55 points ago

      Bitches be crazy in the SK

      [–]i_rape_moms 36 points37 points ago

      Anarchy in the SK

      [–]Kaboose666 28 points29 points ago

      after dating one for 18 months, I fully agree, cute as fuck, but crazy

      [–]jinbaittai 28 points29 points ago

      Guys be crazy too. My ex is trying to steal half the equity in my house thanks to SK's crazy progressive common-law statutes. All he did was live in my house long enough - didn't contribute financially, just lived here. But he could very well take half the equity just based on those laws. BOTH genders suck ass sometimes.

      [–]yetanotherpoop 28 points29 points ago

      My ex just got awarded $20k in our divorce because his lawyer plays golf with the judge.

      You ask, why 20k? Family gifts where we are from are divided 50/50. His family gave us $0, mine the opposite. Funny, i offered all of the gifts to him to get the divorce over; he refused. Then he took me to court for the cash, not the items but obviously they were of lesser value than what they were 5 years ago. I'm also not a diamond girl. He was against them as well but would in a crunch just go to the local Zales or whatever to buy me an anniversary diamond gift. I offered him ALL of those which he said NO (because he is lazy and wants me to do all the dirty work of giving him money). Then asked the judge for the money he paid for the items.

      We also agreed to no lawyers (since we have no kids) and then he hires a lawyer and guess who the judge has ordered to pay said lawyer? Me. So not only did I have to get my own, pay him for old gifts that were OURS, but I have to pay for his own lawyer. We don't have kids and he makes more money than I do.

      The funny part, i wanted to work on the marriage and tried to get him to counselling which he bailed on numerous times (and I still had to pay.) Now blames me for "hurting" him. Basically I'm a stupid girl who married an asshole.

      There is a lot more fucked up shit he had done but I'm trying to move forward and not get so pissed off at him/the events.

      So yeah...dudes be crazy too. It really is just people be crazy but when you're on a predominately male site, we will see a lot more, "bitches be cray" comments.

      edit just to be clear, I had a lawyer. Initially both agreed NOT to go that route and just file a separation agreement and not get the courts involved to save money and split down the middle. He changed his mind, filed 2 hours away in his hometown, and won.

      [–]Guardsman30 15 points16 points ago

      The funny part is when you agreed to not have a lawyer. Seriously, when you are in a litigious situation, you NEVER trust the opposing party, in any regard.

      [–]ONinAB 4 points5 points ago

      That's why they say you marry one person and divorce another.

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        [–]caffeinepills 5 points6 points ago

        Wow, that's fucked up. Aren't there like... conflict of interest laws for lawyers and judges like this? Having to pay for his lawyer? Again, what the fuck?

        Yeah, I wouldn't trust anyone who says no lawyers in a court room. Lawyers are weapons in the war of the law. Not having one is like bringing a knife to a gun fight.

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          [–]Kaboose666 6 points7 points ago

          I think we can all agree SK is just one weird place

          [–]Syujinkou 3 points4 points ago

          Dog River sounds normal in comparison.

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            [–]Ninja_Surgeon/mu/ 13 points14 points ago

            Incorrect, nobody would move to Prince Albert by choice. It is the shithole of Saskatchewan, basically think ghetto city in America but replace the niggers with Indians

            [–]Kaboose666 4 points5 points ago

            Having been there, I know, my ex is currently living there (hahahahhahahahaha). I love real life karma

            edit: to be clear, i was not saying they would WANT to move there, but if you are poor or if you have family there you would move there (or a job offer). If the guy in the OP had to move away PA would be a likely place as there are universities there and it is far away from Regina (or saskatoon for that matter)

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                [–]frader12 32 points33 points ago

                Would somebody do that? Go on the Internet and tell lies?

                [–]Phantom_Zone 10 points11 points ago

                Indeed...he'll have had an address there for ages...obviously missing detail but I'd still kill her.

                [–]i_rape_moms 10 points11 points ago

                Also a retraining order extending to a whole province?

                You all know that Saskatchewan is probably 3 times bigger than the average states right?

                That doesn't make sense at all IMO

                [–]gobias 5 points6 points ago

                Unless I missed something, when she followed him into the back alley and blocked him in to call the cops, wouldn't his car be facing away from hers and her car be directly behind him? It should've been pretty clear that she was following him, not the other way around.

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                  [–]Mouth_Herpes 1534 points1535 points ago

                  I'm not saying he should kill her, but I'd understand.

                  [–]Broke-artist/b/ 706 points707 points ago

                  I'm not saying he should first have her watch her own liver being eaten by dogs, but I'd understand.

                  [–]Musicmantobes 650 points651 points ago

                  I'm not saying he should stretch her butthole to a six inch diameter and drop deadly spiders in it to poison her from the inside out, but I'd understand.

                  [–]Pheonixi3 390 points391 points ago

                  I say he should stretch her butthole to a six inch diameter, with a cactus. Drop deadly spiders in it, to breed. Proceed to feed her liver to dogs whilst her barely concious mind is forced to watch that through a full HD, Widescreen, narrated, slow-motion replay, until her metaphorical candle is put out by the dwindling streams of gorilla piss slowly filling her insides.

                  I just don't understand why he didn't.

                  [–]jeffk47 276 points277 points ago

                  I'd understand.

                  [–]Lythysis/k/ 158 points159 points ago

                  I'm not saying he should put her in a sound proof room, remove her eyes, ears, tongue, and all appendages, and keep her in there for years while only occasionally entering the room to urinate on her. But I'd understand.

                  [–]grubas 164 points165 points ago

                  WRONG! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

                  [–]Res0prw2 3 points4 points ago

                  That was the only thing that let me smile after reading OP's story.

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                    [–]jobosno/b/ 14 points15 points ago

                    I'm not saying he should put legos on her floor. But I'd understand.

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                      [–]I-missed-the-point 33 points34 points ago

                      I was going to say something about force feeding her live snails so that they reproduce in her body and slowly make their way through every nook and cranny within her entrails until she bursts from the inside out. But I like yours better. And I don't understand why he didn't do that either.

                      [–]MrTyphoon 10 points11 points ago

                      I'm not saying he should chloroform her and skin her body, roll her in salt and dip her in lemon juice and record her screams as she wakes up, but I'd understand.

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                        [–]iateyourdinner 23 points24 points ago

                        But I do say he should meatcleave that hooker in half, pee all over here body, let her dry hang on hooks and feed it to the pigs.

                        [–]ethanthunder 17 points18 points ago

                        I'm not saying he should force her to be eaten by a thousand retarded rats... But I'd understand.

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                          [–]windom_earle 28 points29 points ago

                          And if he did not want to see OP again, I would understand.

                          I would understand

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                            [–]-CraZy- 37 points38 points ago

                            It doesn't follow the Code, but Harry would understand

                            [–]DorkPassenger 15 points16 points ago

                            Pretty sure he'd understand.

                            [–]QuickestHipster 154 points155 points ago

                            At this point... Yeah. He should definitely kill her. She's made it impossible for him to live his life, and proven that she will hunt him down and destroy everything he's worked for, in the event that he gets to a good place again.

                            [–]lackofagoodname/b/ 19 points20 points ago

                            I'd give him the all clear on making her eat broken glass.

                            [–]Darklight_2501 26 points27 points ago

                            Perhaps sometimes when the "crazy ex boyfriend" does kill "her", there is a backstory like this we never hear about.

                            [–]pinkfloyd873 100 points101 points ago

                            I'm not even joking, I legitimately would kill her. If I was in that situation, and she totally ruined my life like that, I would kill her. I wouldn't even care about the consequences after that.

                            [–]Yodamanjaro/co/ 14 points15 points ago

                            Exactly. A man with nothing to lose is the one to fear the most. He's got nothing to lose and a jail cell would be his new home. At least she wouldn't be able to fuck with him anymore for the rest of his life.

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                              [–]uox 30 points31 points ago

                              I'd say killing her is fine by me. Hell, I'd offer to do it. She already killed his life so she deserves the death penalty.

                              [–]FBFismyspiritanimal 23 points24 points ago

                              It's murderin time! /power ranger transformation and theme

                              [–]Ihaveafatcat 16 points17 points ago

                              But then everyone would believe her, that he was a crazy stalker.

                              [–]AffableJack 29 points30 points ago

                              Worth it.

                              [–]AcousticHigh/o/ 23 points24 points ago

                              He's already lost everybody who didn't.

                              [–]xpinchx 6 points7 points ago

                              Exactly. Once your own parents buy into the bullshit you really don't have much else to lose.

                              [–]your_crazy_ex 6 points7 points ago

                              Everyone already believes her. So he might as well give her the ending she is trying so hard to ascertain.

                              [–]SPANman 2 points3 points ago

                              I had a roommate go through something first hand, ruined his life and she still to this day keeps coming back to try to screw things up, saw it all first hand so I know he tells the truth, the stories are so twisted most people think its fabricated, and at the end we came to the conclusion that there really is no escaping it for him until she dies, horrible how things go sometimes.

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                                [–]applepasta 1451 points1452 points ago

                                And they say Mensrights subs grew three sizes that day

                                [–]red321red321 783 points784 points ago

                                How The Bitch Stole Christmas

                                [–]Amarowar 37 points38 points ago

                                The bitch before christmas?

                                [–]Angrathar 46 points47 points ago

                                Best Of right there man.

                                [–]d4haxor 13 points14 points ago

                                underrated post.

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                                  [–]Bank_Gothic 58 points59 points ago

                                  BRILLIANT.

                                  [–]shlack 21 points22 points ago

                                  I feel like John Stewart holds the v in 'Bravo' slightly too long in this gif.

                                  [–]PhrozenPhyr 12 points13 points ago

                                  Brb, subbing to Mensrights.

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                                    [–]Somewhat_interesting 813 points814 points ago

                                    So what's her name? You know, for sciencehomicide

                                    [–]johnnyzxz 262 points263 points ago

                                    What's that you said?

                                    [–]AbsurdWebLingo 160 points161 points ago

                                    Looks like he said oh mi cide, I think it's Italian for "Oh my sides"

                                    [–]Vulcan_commando 57 points58 points ago

                                    I'll throw it out there, the story seems fake as fuck.

                                    [–]AbsurdWebLingo 41 points42 points ago

                                    Just scanned the thread till you found an eskimo brother to tell didn't ya?

                                    [–]Hrodrik 21 points22 points ago

                                    Yeah, no woman in the history of mankind could ever be such a bitch. I mean, ruining a guys life because he broke up with her? That never happens, right?

                                    [–]CircleSteveMartin 9 points10 points ago

                                    Mostly, none of my friends or family would believe a crazy bitch who moves 5 hours to be close to me would be telling the truth when she says she trapped me in an alley when I FOLLOWING her. Encyclopedia Brown that shit before getting all butthurt.

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                                          [–]Troy_Purvis 382 points383 points ago

                                          I BELIEVE HE SAID HOMICIDE.

                                          [–]A_Giant_midget 90 points91 points ago

                                          That couldn't be, he must have said Homocide.

                                          [–]drakeblood4 154 points155 points ago

                                          So he's killing OP?

                                          [–]insufferabletoolbag/v/ 28 points29 points ago

                                          No, he's killing the fiancee.

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                                              [–]ZeeJules67 13 points14 points ago

                                              He said "Hit the road, Jack".

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                                                [–]FlyntFlossy912 244 points245 points ago

                                                Might I remind you guys, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

                                                [–]ShepardfucksEVERYONE 73 points74 points ago

                                                Yup, in fact two huge problems.

                                                First, judges don't make the decisions on who to believe, that's the jury's duty.

                                                Second, and this is a big one: We don't have restraining orders in Canada.

                                                [–]JRutterbush 5 points6 points ago

                                                What happens in a legitimate case of stalking, or something else where a restraining order might actually help?

                                                [–]DeadlyReaper 64 points65 points ago

                                                The body has a way of shutting down if the stalking is legitimate.

                                                [–]Sir_Vyvin 9 points10 points ago

                                                Boy, that joke is never getting old here

                                                [–]Geotic 15 points16 points ago

                                                They say the joke has a way of shutting down if the aging is legitimate

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                                                  [–]TheFrenchKid 4 points5 points ago

                                                  I don't know where he's getting that idea, but what he's said about there not being any ROs in Canada is false.

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                                                      [–]xrennerx/b/ 43 points44 points ago

                                                      I WANT TO BELIEVE!

                                                      [–]Got_Wilk 28 points29 points ago

                                                      There seemed to be a whole lotta "All this shit with I have no evidence for happened, arrest that man!"

                                                      [–]dossier 9 points10 points ago

                                                      The point where OP said he was arrested bc of the restraining order threw red flags for sure.

                                                      [–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz/b/ 12 points13 points ago

                                                      And is still made over a thousand people pissed off.

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                                                        [–]Hunterminator 570 points571 points ago

                                                        if shes that crazy, she must be beautiful. no ugly girl would be able to get away with shit like that

                                                        [–]smcaulii 304 points305 points ago

                                                        Sadly true

                                                        [–]red321red321 85 points86 points ago

                                                        This story is horrible but I'm not sure it's as bad as this one that I read in /r/bestof about a guy that dated this female sociopath. If this doesn't put men off from marriage then nothing will. This is one of the scariest things I've ever read in my life.

                                                        http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ln1pp/whats_the_worst_anyone_has_ever_fucked_you_over/c2u3xx5?context=2

                                                        [–]dogmoo21 112 points113 points ago

                                                        That one is not even half as bad as this guy's. This guy went to jail. And lost his job, fiance and child. The bestof guy just has an evil stalker who used to be his girlfriend (which is horrible, don't get me wrong, but not quite as bad)

                                                        [–]Bank_Gothic 65 points66 points ago

                                                        Yeah, but the other guy's story is probably true.

                                                        [–]RedeemerJC 69 points70 points ago

                                                        Why, because it's on reddit?

                                                        [–]Fackle/b/ 36 points37 points ago

                                                        You really think somebody woul- ah fuck it.

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                                                          [–]Praise_Jewish_Allah 31 points32 points ago

                                                          I knew it was fake when he wrote that his fiancée first believed him then suddenly believed the arrest story even though she had already figured out the other girl was nuts.

                                                          [–]Pyro_Turtle 12 points13 points ago

                                                          Most likely she was not entirely convinced, especially since he already had a restraining order against this woman. Her doubts were confirmed when the police told the fiancée that the same woman was found with him, and they law sided with her again and arrested him

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                                                                [–]AlbatrossNecklace 344 points345 points ago

                                                                Sometimes, it's okay to, I don't know, like, kill people, and stuff.

                                                                [–]BonerDude 71 points72 points ago

                                                                Because this story was on /b/ and everything there is true.

                                                                [–]An_Emo_Dinosaur/g/ 47 points48 points ago

                                                                This isn't the post format on 4chan, so it was posted somewhere else and then on /b/. Doesn't make it any less true or less fake, but there's that.

                                                                [–]Scrotote 17 points18 points ago

                                                                CONFIRMED TRUE.

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                                                                      [–]Espious 287 points288 points ago

                                                                      This is just anally leaking fake everywhere.

                                                                      [–]Lethalgeek 23 points24 points ago

                                                                      The biggiest shitthatneverhappened.txt I've seen in a while.

                                                                      But this is reddit, SO FUCK WOMEN.

                                                                      [–]flamingguts 10 points11 points ago

                                                                      I will get downvoted for this but DAE think men should have basic freedoms?

                                                                      [–]JamesLiptonIcedTea 46 points47 points ago

                                                                      Mmm... the best kind of fake.

                                                                      [–]weskokigen 96 points97 points ago

                                                                      And people are just eating it up.

                                                                      [–]Akeid/pol/ 44 points45 points ago

                                                                      Letting it drip all over their faces.

                                                                      [–]sammythemc 6 points7 points ago

                                                                      Never let the smell of total bullshit get in the way of the daily two minutes woman hate

                                                                      [–]post_post_modernism 36 points37 points ago

                                                                      There's no kind of fake like mensrights fake

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                                                                        [–]Samara88 194 points195 points ago

                                                                        So..she cheats on him, and she's the one to go fucking crazy? I've had plenty of men fuck me over, but I'd never pull shit to hurt them/ruin their lives.

                                                                        [–]Dom_the_Wop 127 points128 points ago

                                                                        I think it was because he had the audacity to dump her with such small provocation as infidelity.

                                                                        [–]Samara88 150 points151 points ago

                                                                        I'm always amazed when the people who screw up in a relationship decide to act like the victim/hold the grudge.

                                                                        [–]spirited1 49 points50 points ago

                                                                        Those are the people who believe they can get what they want, and if they can't have it they'll make sure no one else can. I'm scared.

                                                                        [–]scared2mosh 11 points12 points ago

                                                                        Sociopaths are scary mother fuckers.

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                                                                            [–]smcaulii 49 points50 points ago

                                                                            "Oh, so you're going to dump me for fucking your brother, WELL I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU OVER THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"

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                                                                              [–]Maghook 30 points31 points ago

                                                                              Some people are just like that, unfortunately. I was living with my father and his significant other when, eventually, they grew apart. She didn't take it well and decided to take her anger out on me. I was in hospital with a chest infection when she came and stole my house keys while I was out of the room, which made me homeless. She then went on to forge emails and documents in my father's name while he was overseas. This all happened while he was out of the country. He lost the home he built because of her. I don't understand why people do these things.

                                                                              [–]TheBigBadPanda 22 points23 points ago

                                                                              Because no one has killed them yet.

                                                                              (sorry im just really angry right now)

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                                                                                [–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat/ck/ 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                I question the validity of this tale. Not yours, but the post.

                                                                                [–]figbar 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I too question it, but only for my own peace of mind

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                                                                                  [–]RobotBuddha 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                  It seems crazy, but it happens. A lot of it can just come down to guilt and their perception of themselves. A person who cheats is bad, but they don't want to think of themselves as a bad person. So they unconsciously just start to grope around for reasons the person FORCED them to cheat. The more they hate themselves, the more of that hate they push onto the person they cheated on. Eventually as things spiral, it continues in severity because they've started acting out against the person they cheated on. So that additional need for the person to be evil continues to grow, and they become even more insane with their hatred for the person they cheated on. Because if they didn't, all that hate would have to be turned inward.

                                                                                  It's totally nuts, but not all that uncommon.

                                                                                  [–]blaen 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                  Sadly i had this happen to me. Lost my place of residence, job, friends and self esteem due to a cheating ex. She decided that it was all my fault and made sure everyone knew it. I'm the bad guy now... I'm sick of the bullshit that happened due to her own insecurities. Though I am glad to be rid of her... she only made my life a form of self hating hell.

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                                                                                      [–]Dom_the_Wop 373 points374 points ago

                                                                                      This isn't anything special, it actually happens all the time. I did some work in a law office for a while, and the shit I overheard was sickening.

                                                                                      I heard a woman admit on tape (a tape made AT the lawyer's office) that she had completely made a story up to get back at her boyfriend, and the lawyer still told the client to take a plea bargain because the courts would screw him.

                                                                                      It stopped being sad when it became a part of every day life.

                                                                                      [–]erikpurne 269 points270 points ago

                                                                                      How the fuck do people live with themselves after doing shit like this. I wish i believed in hell so i could comfort myself with the idea of them roasting in it for eternity.

                                                                                      [–]Stratisphear 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                      With their children and the money of the man they fucked over.

                                                                                      [–]red321red321 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                      I think you're under the impression that these people have a soul or conscience. That's the wrong impression to have.

                                                                                      [–]Jackamatack/v/ 56 points57 points ago

                                                                                      I think the reality that they think they are going to go to a magical land of happiness and end up in the void is a lot more amusing then going to hell.

                                                                                      [–]Wulibo/mu/ 74 points75 points ago

                                                                                      considering that we aren't aware in the void, there is no disappointment to be had.

                                                                                      [–]Icovada 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                      They believe they will go in a magical land of perpetual happiness.

                                                                                      The other two points of view see them either in void or eternal suffering. Ultimate schadenfreude.

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                                                                                        [–]Optimus4D 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                        Shit me and my ex had moved in together been few weeks she got of at ten usually home by 1050 ish she came home around 3 am I was up in the Living room playing cod having a few beers she walked through the door I just assumed she went out with her friends for drinks and I had got up to grab another beer passed her Olin hallway as she was going up stairs and asked how her night was boom she starts don't be acusing me of shit blah blah whatever shug off grab beer back to cod the then proceedes ten minutes later come down chug a beer start arguing about how I don't trust her and shit but I'm drunk and just trying to relax so I kinda yeah yeah it she smacks the controller out my hand hulk smashes my face with her keys I get up ready to fight she comes at me gets me pinned on the wall in a death grip I shove her off and go to gtfo she screams and yells calling the cops so I let her I mean I didn't do anything they show up ask what happend I tell them what happened then she says I threw her around and hit her mind you I have nail marked and red lines around my neck and a bleeding nose she has a scratch on her arm where she fell when I pushed her I get arrested not her cops take pics of my injures I go downtown make bail go to parents next day file charges against her she's not arrested only served court comes talk with lawyer thinking shit once the judge sees what she did to me ill be clear of charges lol nope finds that I was in the wrong and offeres me a differed finding if I take anger management my lawyer says take it but I'm still wtf bitch came at me I pushed her off and I'm the bad guy take it so no charges on my record 1 year later new gf everything's good and I hear from one of her old friends she got fired lost her job car and the house and is currently 290 pounds that's 80 more than when I was with her also before you say imma bitch for letting her do that I'm only 511 140 pounds and don't lift she was a rhino and I still hate her to this day

                                                                                        [–]neomicron 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                        ....,,.,....!!...?....

                                                                                        FTFY.

                                                                                        [–]jimmy_three_shoes 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                        I'm not going back to see if those actually fit where they're supposed to go, so I'll take your word for it.

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                                                                                          [–]JerseysFinest 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                          Punctuation is your friend.

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                                                                                            [–]Oncocerca 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                            I have seen so many women easily justify this behavior. It's an emotional thing ya know.

                                                                                            [–]Klime22 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                            I HAVE A VAGINA AND AM THEREFORE ENTITILETED TO THE WORLD.

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                                                                                              [–]Musicmantobes 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                              It's the awful reality. Shit like this has happened to people I know.

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                                                                                                [–]Kratonagan 121 points122 points ago

                                                                                                THE RAGE

                                                                                                [–]Bakuroneko 161 points162 points ago

                                                                                                Goddamn I would've killed her like 500 times.

                                                                                                [–]Nosferatu- 82 points83 points ago

                                                                                                Not even exaggerating, if somebody ruined by life so many times like that, killing then would be a legitimate option.

                                                                                                [–]fora-mejora 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                I think only twice would validate it as a legitimate option.

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                                                                                                  [–]that-brown-guy 84 points85 points ago

                                                                                                  It's an old copypasta

                                                                                                  [–]radioladiohead 46 points47 points ago

                                                                                                  everything's an old copypasta

                                                                                                  [–]spirited1 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                                  YOU'RE an old copypasta

                                                                                                  [–]mozthic 64 points65 points ago

                                                                                                  "Never take anything posted on 4chan as fact"

                                                                                                  [–]lgodsey 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                  There's nothing more satisfying for young, entitled suburban white males than fantasizing about how evil women/minorities/authority figures are out to get them. They will willingly suspend disbelief at any hint that their lives might be shit because of someone else instead of their own actions and choices.

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                                                                                                    [–]awesomeirish 91 points92 points ago

                                                                                                    Found on a rage thread on /b/

                                                                                                    The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

                                                                                                    [–]fearandtuborg 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                    he said everything checked out so it's legit.

                                                                                                    [–]gta0004 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                    4chan has some good storytellers... they should be writing books/stories

                                                                                                    [–]awesomeirish 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                    Seriously. But sometimes it pisses me off when people believe all of the shit that gets posted here without realizing that it is, in fact, made up to entertain.

                                                                                                    [–]andrewjackson5 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                    So what, are you telling me Albert Einstein didn't really convert his college professor to Christianity and ride a bear out of the college with a masters in every subject?

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                                                                                                      [–]weskokigen 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                      Some of them most likely are.

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                                                                                                        [–]YeNdEz 60 points61 points ago

                                                                                                        How can this upset anyone? It is pure fiction . . . not even an interesting story.

                                                                                                        [–]weskokigen 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                        it's a total fucking "lik dis if u cry evrytim" story.

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                                                                                                          [–]willerd 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                          Does not sound like utter bs to anybody else?

                                                                                                          [–]FlatlanderMachine 140 points141 points ago

                                                                                                          You know what? If the earth ended this december, I really wouldn't mind. People suck.

                                                                                                          [–]erikpurne 82 points83 points ago

                                                                                                          Some people suck. But they suck so hard that humanity's balance sheet will forever be in the red. We really don't deserve to survive as a species.

                                                                                                          [–]I_Was_LarryVlad/v/ 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                          I wouldn't be that pessimistic. We just need to do some work to weed out the undesirable traits, and hopefully we can overcome these spoiled, disgusting virtues and instincts to become better in the long-term.

                                                                                                          [–]U-235 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                          Sooo.... Concentration camps for selfish assholes?

                                                                                                          [–]S-BRO 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                          Hitler did that, look where that got us.

                                                                                                          WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE A COUNTRY TO THE GODDAMN SELFISH ASSHOLES!

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                                                                                                            [–]radioladiohead 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                            That's not going to happen, nice people don't ever win.

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                                                                                                                  [–]JoeFajita 116 points117 points ago

                                                                                                                  Sounds like another wildly exaggerated if not outright fictitious story specifically concocted to throw the less intelligent half of the "Men's Rights" movement into a maelstrom of undue indignation.

                                                                                                                  [–]SeanIsImportant 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                  100% agreed.

                                                                                                                  [–]MetastaticCarcinoma 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                  ahem, a malestrom.

                                                                                                                  [–]cyco 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                  Seriously, I thought everyone knew everything on 4chan was fake, and this story is even less plausible than a lot of others. The butthurt in here is astounding

                                                                                                                  [–]BukkRogerrs 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                  I'm not buying it.

                                                                                                                  [–]rapmachinenodiggidy 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                                  Did it not seem strange to cops that he was following her but somehow managed to get himself blocked into a blind alley? Also, why would she move to a town 5 hours where someone she had a restraining order against had moved to? I think your friend would do well to put together some sort of defence, the circumstantial evidence seems to be there

                                                                                                                  [–]forzion_no_mouse 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                  You don't need an iq test to be a cop

                                                                                                                  [–]ras344 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                                  In fact, if you do too well on an iq test, they won't let you be a cop.

                                                                                                                  [–]Tuhjik 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                  I can confirm this. If assessment scores are high enough for a prospective cop, they get put to work at a desk, usually leaving the rest to work the streets.

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                                                                                                                      [–]Dopebear 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                      This doesn't seem legit.

                                                                                                                      Couldn't the victim of this all state that he moved away from the initial town and that the crazy ex was following him?

                                                                                                                      [–]coldknees 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                                                      This isn't the slightest bit believable.

                                                                                                                      [–]Jessdb13 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                                      If any of this was even remotely true a decent lawyer could clear it up in a week. So please stop posting these BS no proof stories. To make this particular one worse it's just a repost from /b/. OP IS A FAGOT that is all

                                                                                                                      [–]bmoreoriginal 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                                      This is definitely a fake. The story lost me when the ex ended up moving to the same town as the dude was forced to move to.

                                                                                                                      [–]Loop_Within_A_Loop 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                      Wow, this would be depressing as fuck, if it actually fucking happened.

                                                                                                                      As much as things don't happen on 4chan, this didn't even happen in 4chanland,

                                                                                                                      [–]MostInterestingDuck 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                      Until you realize that she can't be calling him and moving to his town like that when she has a restraining order on him. It restrains both of them. My uncles a divorce attorney and I've heard crazy stories, but this story is Bullshit. Sorry.

                                                                                                                      [–]Razarazz 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                      Sounds like bullshit to me .

                                                                                                                      [–]the_peanut_gallery 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                      Naturally, I know that the narrator is telling the truth and the other characters are lying in every single aspect where the stories differ. After all, he's the one telling the story, so his story must be exactly what happened!

                                                                                                                      [–]yutsi/b/ 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                      Fake.

                                                                                                                      [–]shazbotabf 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                      I can't believe this didn't end with a dinosaur on the floor.

                                                                                                                      [–]77madsquirrel77 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                      Do you people realize how unbelievably improbable any number of elements of that idiotic story are? Are you really taken in by this completely moronic tale?

                                                                                                                      [–]Villainsoft 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                                      Where is dexter when you need him?

                                                                                                                      [–]smurge 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                      There are some major gaps in this story.

                                                                                                                      1. If she was following him around all day long it is very possible there is video evidence of this at some places.

                                                                                                                      2. If he was backed into an alley and she blocked him in that would set off flags to the officer. Why would her car be in front of his? I could understand his car being in front of hers and then her calling the cops but something doesn't add up.

                                                                                                                      3. This air tight alibi that the judge didn't want to hear from doesn't add up to me. I have several friends who are lawyers, judges etc, and even the slimeball ones would listen to someone who says " I have proof i was not there doing it . I have evidence!"

                                                                                                                      You have a chance to prove your case in court. Im sure you can get get a public defender as well. Also, there are plenty of lawyers who will take cases like this for free if what your friend says is true.

                                                                                                                      4. How did your friend know that this girl got her friend to say he saw you do it? This would imply that this girl told other people or someone else the plot . This would mean that you have evidence that the ex planned this whole thing. I would seriously consider writing that down and walking into the police station with this.

                                                                                                                      5. Another problem I have is, your buddy moved away, got cancer and defeated it, got engaged, got his degree, etc. All of this after a 3 month stint in jail.

                                                                                                                      My question is; is he Superman? I don't mean that as an insult but, How long did he have left on his degree? He got cancer and beat it? Getting cancer and defeating it is not an overnight thing. You go through tests,, chemo, more test, etc. That takes time.

                                                                                                                      Restraining orders have time limits on them typically. What was the time frame he was ordered to stay away from this person. It's just doesn't seem to add up.

                                                                                                                      Ohh and let's not forget the baby! Fuk my life I have 2 kids and let me tell you, last I checked it takes approximately 32 weeks for a child to be born. So during this time frame your buddy had a child and from the sounds of it started raising it like a good person should.

                                                                                                                      It sounds like there was a significant amount of time that lapsed and I have a hard time believing a court is going to have a 3-4 year restraining order on someone for setting a car on fire.

                                                                                                                      Believe what you want but I think this is absolute B.S.

                                                                                                                      Also, one last thing, he says the "CRAZY EX" kept trying things for a long while. Why the fuk did this guy not call the cops and tell them? Why did he not think for one second; "This chick is starting stuff with me, I should call the police and inform them."

                                                                                                                      IT DOESNT ADD UP! Too much bullshit in this letter.

                                                                                                                      [–]ac-80 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                      Couldn't agree more. Any lawyer would have seen though her act in a heartbeat gathered evidence and put a stop to it, and then taken out a restraining order against her.

                                                                                                                      Total bullshit story folks.

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                                                                                                                        [–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                        1. Didn't happen.

                                                                                                                        2. Even if half of it did, it's because he let himself be a victim. That much bad shit never happens to people with a decent sense of self-worth.

                                                                                                                        [–]Mehberry 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                        implying this is remotely real

                                                                                                                        [–]littlethistle 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                        i can't understand how you people believe any of this.

                                                                                                                        [–]klaw7 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                        TL;DR

                                                                                                                        [–]TheHonStephenHarper 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                        Whoever wrote this load of shit has no idea how restraining orders work in Canada.

                                                                                                                        The guy in the story would have had a peace bond filed against him if he was charged with "harassing and stalking" her. Don't forget that this has to be approved by a judge before-hand. Then, keep in mind that you can't be banned from a god damn province.

                                                                                                                        [–]LunaRosa 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                        1. This totally happened.
                                                                                                                        2. This wasn't created to fuel "i hate crazy bitches" rage

                                                                                                                        lol at the faggots actually reposting this repost on various other subreddits like mensrights and getting butthurt by it.

                                                                                                                        [–]Arcnsparc 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                                                        Want more like this? Check /r/mensrights

                                                                                                                        [–]Samara88 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                                                        I don't want to click, because I know it'll be too depressing/piss me off.

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                                                                                                                          [–]HonestAbe33 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                          set her own car on fire

                                                                                                                          she followed him around town in her car

                                                                                                                          sorry op, this story is obviously fake.

                                                                                                                          [–]booyah-achieved 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                          right, because you can trap somebody's car in an alley, and somehow convince the police that they were the one keeping you there. 4chan, were logic goes to die. also, lots of buttholes

                                                                                                                          [–]discopowerpack 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                          This is fake and gay

                                                                                                                          [–]Cheewy 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                          He screwed up twice, hiring the first lawyer, and didn't hire another one to do the follow up

                                                                                                                          [–]kinto 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                          So if he moves to a new town and starts a new life, then she'll follow him and the cycle will begin again?

                                                                                                                          [–]Dullahannah 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          Hey I live in Saskatchewan! Only a million people maybe I know his wife.

                                                                                                                          [–]berniss -1 points0 points ago

                                                                                                                          Is she related to my ex husband ? It's hard to believe people are this crazy and vindictive. But they're out there.

                                                                                                                          [–]ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                          This has to be the fakest bullshit I've ever read in my entire life. You are a fucking idiot if you think that this is true.

                                                                                                                          [–]Crossfox17 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          It has to be true because someone posted it on /b/.

                                                                                                                          [–]grizzledroughrider69 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          What kind of parents believe their son's ex-girlfriend over their own son?

                                                                                                                          [–]segroeg 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

                                                                                                                          Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

                                                                                                                          [–]aslkdjfdlsaj 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          If you believe this is a true story, you should slam your head in a drawer.

                                                                                                                          [–]lord_james 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

                                                                                                                          [–]Geordash 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          A story recounted by a guy who describes himself as someone who barely hung out with the dude who's story it is, posted on an anonymous image board mainly populated by 14-16 year olds?

                                                                                                                          I say we find this bitch and kill her. she needs to be stopped.

                                                                                                                          [–]Hellzapoppin 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                          What a load of fucking shit.

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