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[–]robo23 1311 points1312 points ago

I am no dermatologist, but it is possible that this is acanthosis nigricans, which is typically seen in skin folds and is associated with insulin resistance/type 2 diabetes (which, looking at this woman's habitus, she probably has).

[–]thatsboxy 419 points420 points ago

The skin tags come from the excess estrogen from all the fat.

You are correct about the insulin resistance!

[–]unravelingamystery 337 points338 points ago

He is correct about the insulin resistance and possible acanthosis nigricans. You are incorrect about the etiology of skin tags (acrochordons). They are most likely due to friction between skin folds, explaining their usual location (neck, under breasts, axillae, inguinal region, etc.) and increased frequency in obesity. Actually, this person may just have pigmented acrochordons. Tags can either be flesh-colored or hyperpigmented.

On another (and related) note, this is EXACTLY the type of patient we see that comes in extremely worried from a cosmetic standpoint about the skin tags and wanting them removed. No, no, don't worry about the fact that you're 300 pounds overweight, have raging Type 2 Diabetes, or systolic BPs in the 180s. The removal of your skin tags are clearly what's holding you back!

[–]conundrum4u2 57 points58 points ago

Geez - if you guys are just laymen...you could sure play a dermatologist on TV - :D

[–]unravelingamystery 79 points80 points ago

forgot to mention... derm resident here

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      [–]PoopsMallard 301 points302 points ago

      The problem, you see, is that the a persons neck should not be an area with this extreme of a skin fold, because no one should ever get this horribly fat.

      [–]PandaK00sh 419 points420 points ago

      "We're all beautiful in our own ways! You should learn to be more tolerant!"

      Bleh...

      [–]PoopsMallard 743 points744 points ago

      "That's just something ugly people say."

                                       --Jesus

      [–]callipygian12 101 points102 points ago

      Also, Jim Carrey.

      [–]iaintjesus 127 points128 points ago

                                     --Michael Scott

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        [–]free_to_try 31 points32 points ago

        "All things being equal, fat people use more soap." --Bill Nye

        [–]Infectious_Cockroach 72 points73 points ago

        "We're all beautiful in our own ways!"

        What? Did you eat yours?

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              [–]23McGee 1021 points1022 points ago

              I think the medical term for acanthosis nigricans is "the actual fucking fuck."

              [–]Nougat 967 points968 points ago

              nigricans

              That's racist.

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              [–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 148 points149 points ago

              I think this thread is onto something.

              [–]tanzorbarbarian 68 points69 points ago

              My favorite terminology has always been Blacfrican Americans. It sounds culturally sensitive at first, but requires a mental double take to realize the subtle racism. That, and it's poking fun at the fact that the term "African American" is totally misunderstood and used out of context way too much.

              [–]Szechwan 251 points252 points ago

              You take 10 minutes to tell a joke in real life, don't you?

              [–]Froggy_hop 109 points110 points ago

              So there's this guy okay?

              This guy, he uhh, he wants to buy a farm. So he uhh... He was a Puerto Rican guy and he wanted to buy a farm. So he takes all of his savings and goes up to the farm store. That's the first funny part of the joke, because there are no real farm stores in real life. Except maybe in Ohio. Because they have lots of farms there. But this isn't in Ohio, It's in Puerto Rico. Well I guess it could be, the location isn't really important in this joke. Well let's say it's in Puerto Rico though. Because it doesn't matter. For this joke.

              Anyways, he goes to this farm store, and there's a pig at the front desk. A PIG! Right? That's so weird! Why is there a pig there? And he asks the pig

              "Do you have any farms for sale?" And the pig just looks at him. Because pigs can't talk. They can make noise but they can't talk. Okay, so lets say that the pig says "Oink." And the guy is like...

              This goes on for several minutes or until you no longer have friends.

              [–]gustercc 91 points92 points ago

              You know, for a clown fish your really not that funny.

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                  [–]LeopoldTheLlama 81 points82 points ago

                  Barack Obama. Our first Halfrican-American president.

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                          [–]ziplokk 32 points33 points ago

                          Nah, nigricants would be racist.

                          [–]laughingstick 81 points82 points ago

                          That's racist!

                          [–]EpicFishFingers 60 points61 points ago

                          I always love the floating KFC. Had to get one more stereotype in I guess

                          [–]eat_fish 40 points41 points ago

                          Then you'll love this.

                          [–]Ricky_from_Sunnyvale 24 points25 points ago

                          I think his thought process was more like "Man, we're really getting embarrassed this game....I am still a millionaire though..."

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                                  [–]1_point_21_gigawatts 34 points35 points ago

                                  I'm no dermatologist, but I can confirm this as medical fact.

                                  Source: I'm a WTFologist.

                                  [–]corellianblue 52 points53 points ago

                                  habitus.. you are so polite

                                  [–]SmirkingRevenge 4 points5 points ago

                                  Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about diabeetus and habiitus.

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                                    [–]sje46 82 points83 points ago

                                    Habitus refers to lifestyle, the values, the dispositions and expectation of particular social groups which are acquired through the activities and experiences of everyday life. Perhaps in more basic terms, the habitus could be understood as a structure of the mind characterized by a set of acquired schemata, sensibilities, dispositions and taste.[1]

                                    ...Oh, thanks for putting it in more basic terms, wikipedia.

                                    [–]robo23 22 points23 points ago

                                    I was using it in this manner:

                                    "a person's appearance or physique, as an athletic habitus."

                                    http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/habitus

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                                      [–]MRIson 70 points71 points ago

                                      Ehh, I don't know. Acanthosis nigricans is usually a 'leathering' of the skin with hyperpigmentation.

                                      I don't really see hyperpigmentation or plaque formation, I see distinct papules. I don't know what it is, but it doesn't seem like acanthosis nigracans.

                                      EDIT: Derm resident confirmed it's acanthosis nigricans with skin tags

                                      [–]robo23 18 points19 points ago

                                      This is definitely true. Although, her knuckles and wrist have the more typical appearance of acanthosis nigracans. Maybe she has more than one condition simultaneously going on here?

                                      [–]MRIson 46 points47 points ago

                                      I grabbed one of our derm residents and asked him. He gave it a diagnosis of 'sweaty acanthosis nigricans with acrochordons (skin tags)'

                                      So you are correct.

                                      [–]robo23 8 points9 points ago

                                      This is why I love reddit. Thanks.

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                                          [–]Aleksander73 7 points8 points ago

                                          Fellow doctor here. Unfortunately not living the cushiony life of a dermatologist. I was going to say acanthosis nigricans as well but what accounts for the rough appearance? Underlying clusters of skin tags? Do you guys get sick of being made fun of for being a dermatologist? It's all really just jealousy.

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                                            [–]YouFeelShame 1771 points1772 points ago

                                            As a sailor I can confirm these are barnacles

                                            [–]learningcalligraphy 736 points737 points ago

                                            http://i.imgur.com/kL0jZ.jpg

                                            [–]YouFeelShame 53 points54 points ago

                                            I will fire the signal canon in your honor

                                            [–]AmericaTheHero 141 points142 points ago

                                            I enjoy you.

                                            [–]LaJollaJim 10 points11 points ago

                                            The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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                                              [–]mocha820 110 points111 points ago

                                              Well that just made my fucking day!

                                              [–]SRHOASNSEY 74 points75 points ago

                                              When are your non-fucking days?

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                                                  [–]sometimesimweird 646 points647 points ago

                                                  Well if that isn't motivation to keep myself at the gym then I don't know what is.

                                                  [–]chadgiles 63 points64 points ago

                                                  Yeah about to leave work and wasn't sure about going to gym. I'm gonna work out till I puke now.

                                                  [–]sometimesimweird 65 points66 points ago

                                                  To be completely honest there are many days where I just don't feel like working out. That's usually all in your head, though. It goes away once I start working out. When I leave the gym, I'm so happy I decided to go. I hope you end up going! You will feel good about it afterwards :)

                                                  [–]Mitosis 40 points41 points ago

                                                  I'm 17 pounds into a 40-pound-losing quest, and I work out at least five days a week. I hate it every single time. I feel great from the endorphins once I leave, I love that I actually did it the rest of the day, but hot damn do I hate every single second I'm there.

                                                  So, you know, if you don't feel better once you get to the gym you do it anyway cause that's how you get the honeys/reward your spouse.

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                                                      [–]M0b1u5 314 points315 points ago

                                                      Gym can't help you if you are that fat.

                                                      I'll let you in on a little weight loss secret: Eat less.

                                                      Humans are so fucking efficient at everything they do, that you can burn a shitload more actual food energy simply by letting yourself get cold, which forces your body to consume huge amounts of energy.

                                                      Besides, this thing can barely walk, let alone get to a gym.

                                                      [–]it_is_burning 71 points72 points ago

                                                      If you diet alone, you'll most likely lose both fat and lean mass. With decreased lean mass, your basal metabolic rate will decrease all together. If you hit the gym (with resistance exercises) and change your diet, you'll increase your resting metabolic rate which increases kcal expenditure and will help you lose fat mass.

                                                      Also, moving your body with both cardio and weight training can decrease your insulin resistance.

                                                      So, the gym definitely helps.

                                                      [–]TheBigBadPanda 28 points29 points ago

                                                      Not meaning to be insensitive, but wouldnt just getting up and moving her arms around be similar to wheight-lifting for this woman? Im only assumin that there are not a whole lof of muscles under that fat, she would probably get crazy exhausted just from walking around the house and moving her arms a little.

                                                      [–]efinched 19 points20 points ago

                                                      I'm pretty sure this is actually the exercise strategy used with the super obese. I used to watch a lot of those "Thousand Pound Teens" and "World's Fattest Bride" kind of shows when Discovery Health was still a channel on basic cable. Trainers start them off with things like tying their own shoes or brushing their own teeth or standing up long enough to bathe. When they get the hang of that, they start them walking from room to room. You're right, flapping around a bit IS exercise for someone that big. Granted, I can't really tell if this lady is super obese or just morbidly obese (believe it or not, they are different).

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                                                        [–]CindyMcHinklehanky 6 points7 points ago

                                                        I wish more people understood this concept.

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                                                          [–]Evilllamas 153 points154 points ago

                                                          It's a shame how few people realise this.... they run and they run and they run, or go on a stupid eliptical machine in the hope of loosing weight. They don't, jogging for half an hour will burn off a Mars bar's worth of energy, it's easier to not eat the mars bar!

                                                          [–]WarHymn 406 points407 points ago

                                                          In the time it took me to read your comment I ate two mars bars.

                                                          [–]TheActualAWdeV 110 points111 points ago

                                                          I ate two more reading yours.

                                                          I need help.

                                                          [–]Tactical_Toaster 62 points63 points ago

                                                          I eat 2 mars bars after I eat 2 mars bars then I eat two more

                                                          [–]incredibad29 6 points7 points ago

                                                          I bet you I could eat 100 mars bars...

                                                          [–]Obvious_Troll_Accoun 7 points8 points ago

                                                          They say if you cut off a mars it will grow back larger than before.

                                                          Don't believe them.

                                                          [–]Tactical_Toaster 10 points11 points ago

                                                          Huh? I was referencing "Smoke 2 Joints" I dont get your comment.

                                                          [–]scottyscott 12 points13 points ago

                                                          I eat two bars in time of peace, and two in time of war

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                                                                [–]TheBigDickedBandit 25 points26 points ago

                                                                I prefer to ingest my mars bars calories in suppository form

                                                                [–]FightWithTools 17 points18 points ago

                                                                I've never eaten a mars bar.

                                                                [–]VinRayd 109 points110 points ago

                                                                I CAN EAT MY MARS BAR WITH NO HANDLEBARS.

                                                                [–]TheSkinnyD 14 points15 points ago

                                                                This made me laugh so damn hard. And now I have that song stuck in my head, so thanks.

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                                                                        [–]Eddie_The_Brewer 25 points26 points ago

                                                                        In the time it took me to read your comment I ate Mars.

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                                                                          [–]0_o 86 points87 points ago

                                                                          It is definitely easier to just eat healthy foods, but exercise has more benefits than just immediately burning off energy throughout a workout. Most pertinent to this thread is an increase in metabolic rate, which is measurable for a couple days after the exercise. The point is, if the physical workout burns off that Mars bar, you will end up with a net effect greater than the effect of withholding the calories and not exercising.

                                                                          There are different, more justifiable, reasons to suggest against jogging/elliptical for x minutes a day when the primary goal is weight loss.

                                                                          [–]CleanBill 5 points6 points ago

                                                                          This needs more upvotes. Sick tired of hearing people like Evillamas claiming how pointless going to the gym is. Usually coming from people who are naturally thin and that don't have the slighest clue what is to have to work oyur ass off to lose weight.

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                                                                            [–]Dragoness42 14 points15 points ago

                                                                            If the goal is merely to lose weight, yes. If the goal is to be healthier, then exercise is essential.

                                                                            [–]Kozbot 24 points25 points ago

                                                                            as someone who works out religiously but doesn't watch what he eats. the moment I start paying attention to my diet I start to lose weight. I just lack the discipline to continue it LOL

                                                                            [–]uffington 5 points6 points ago

                                                                            I used to work out religiously. I called it cross-training.

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                                                                              [–]darthn3ss 9 points10 points ago

                                                                              Its easier to go to the gym than it is to do a 180 on years of terrible diet. Weight loss is 90% mental. People often underrate how difficult it can be for someone to change their diet.

                                                                              Ultimately a combination of both is best... Obviously she's probably too big to go straight to the gym, but at some point going to the gym gives you motivation and gives you more of a reason not to eat like shit.

                                                                              [–]sryguys 1 point2 points ago

                                                                              People don't run just to lose weight, cardio fitness is also achieved through running.

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                                                                                [–]sometimesimweird 354 points355 points ago

                                                                                I think the gym can help everyone. It surely helped me: http://imgur.com/kVzRY

                                                                                In regards to eating less, you are completely right. That's how I got fat in the first place. I take full ownership. First and foremost is diet - then exercise. Weight loss is determined by about 80% what you put into your face hole. With that being said, I will never have enough flaps of skin under my chin to have some sort of mongoloid growing in there.

                                                                                [–]pirate_ 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                I think he only meant that she is a bit too large at this point to even exercise traditionally. She probably needs to work on her diet a bit to shed some of her stored fat before hitting the gym.

                                                                                Although, you pretty much said the exact same thing now that I've re-read your comment. "First and foremost is diet - then exercise"

                                                                                [–]tinylilbub 117 points118 points ago

                                                                                Wow, you look great!

                                                                                [–]sometimesimweird 43 points44 points ago

                                                                                Thank you!

                                                                                [–]ofbekar 62 points63 points ago

                                                                                To be honest both of you are beautiful..

                                                                                [–]sometimesimweird 48 points49 points ago

                                                                                Former me appreciates your compliment :)

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                                                                                      [–]orcasauce 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                      You look great in both; before because you were happy and smiling, after because you succeeded in achieving your goals and are confident with the result.

                                                                                      [–]sometimesimweird 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                      The before picture was taken in Hawaii. My friend and her boyfriend split up and she had an extra ticket for a 10 day, first class trip to Maui and she took me. You bet I smiled every second of it!

                                                                                      The after pic is still surreal to me.

                                                                                      [–]TheActualAWdeV 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                      The world torments me by being delicious though. ;_;

                                                                                      Fuck you, good-looking and strategically placed ham & cheese croissants. Damn you, adorable and damn tasty chocolate saints. :(

                                                                                      [–]M0j0j0j0 39 points40 points ago

                                                                                      And fuck you, strategically placed McDonald's drive thru window.

                                                                                      [–]sometimesimweird 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                      You can still eat those, just eat them sparingly :)

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                                                                                        [–]open_ur_mind 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                        To be fair, you are nowhere near the size of this woman in OP. Congrats, you look great!

                                                                                        [–]sometimesimweird 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                        Oh, I completely am aware of that...but that woman once weighed the same as me in my "before" pic. I could have ended up at the weight the picture that the OP posted.

                                                                                        And thank you!

                                                                                        [–]TacticalDonut 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                        Damn girl

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                                                                                          [–]almightyzentaco 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                          While I agree with you on every point here, she's still a person. Calling her a thing is a bit cruel.

                                                                                          [–]bananacow 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                          "This thing"? Come on, man. That's a human being with feelings. Not cool.

                                                                                          [–]GNG 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                          Didn't you know? Fat = sub-human on reddit.

                                                                                          [–]Pyrotechx 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                          So 70% of reddit is sub-human?

                                                                                          [–]GNG 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                          I don't make the rules.

                                                                                          [–]turtletots 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                          She is not "fat." She is severely obese, to the point where her neck folds are fucking fusing

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                                                                                            [–]Edgar4llanPwn 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                            When you're that fat, the best place for cardio is in the swimming pool. Running, or even walking too much, can really damage your knees. As an added bonus, fat people are great floaters

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                                                                                                [–]mastigia 639 points640 points ago

                                                                                                Her gross has gross on it.

                                                                                                [–]braniac 125 points126 points ago

                                                                                                Yo dawg...

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                                                                                                  [–]s0uled0ut 280 points281 points ago

                                                                                                  That's a sweet neckbeard.

                                                                                                  [–]Journalisto 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                  Yeah, it far outweighs my own.

                                                                                                  [–]kpin 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                  I work with a pretty heavy lady and she has a mild case of this. The first time I saw her I thought she had a fucking beard, then I saw it up close.. it was like a sea of moles or some shit.

                                                                                                  [–]Stinkfoot_Bob 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                                  It was probably just some shit.

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                                                                                                      [–]thatsboxy 160 points161 points ago

                                                                                                      I'm guessing it is the result of too much estrogen (it causes skin tags) and a metabolic syndrome (it causes darkening of the skin in folds).

                                                                                                      this person is very obese and fat causes elevated estrogen levels. The person probably has insulin resistance and cannot digest food properly.

                                                                                                      It is sad, but it is happening more and more.

                                                                                                      [–]GroundhogExpert 179 points180 points ago

                                                                                                      So you're saying she's "too much woman for you to handle?"

                                                                                                      [–]Beanchilla 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                      You are a sick fuckin' genius

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                                                                                                        [–]erik718 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                        'it is happening more and more."

                                                                                                        As a hispanic living in Mcallen TX, the "Chubby Chaser Capital of the US," I can confirm this.

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                                                                                                          [–]Influenzed 813 points814 points ago

                                                                                                          Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

                                                                                                          [–]AutomaticGats 674 points675 points ago

                                                                                                          Bring me Rolo's and the Cookies.

                                                                                                          FTFY

                                                                                                          [–]Influenzed 104 points105 points ago

                                                                                                          They will pay for their deliciousness.

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                                                                                                            [–]KnownNarcissist 184 points185 points ago

                                                                                                            O HO HO HO

                                                                                                            [–]NelsonBig 60 points61 points ago

                                                                                                            Eh...ehehehehehehe....

                                                                                                            [–]KnownNarcissist 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                            This... this is my new text tone

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                                                                                                                  [–]randi1ruby 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                  I see this condition in many morbidly obese patients, exspecially those that do not take the time or are unable to clean themselves. I have also seen MUCH worse conditions usually those who are bed bound at home with family/care workers that don't help or care about these people. I had an elderly obese patient come in for treatment after being pulled from her home due to neglect and filthy living conditions, we found ants living in folds of skin and removed two dead cockroaches from her vaginal cavity. She also had sever bedsores and bleeding ulcers that were finger length deep and a hand wide due to necrosis and break down.

                                                                                                                  [–]TheBaltimoron 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                  You could not pay me enough to take care of someone so fat they're bedridden.

                                                                                                                  [–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                  It wouldn't be so hard, assuming it's just weight that's keeping them in bed. Garden hose with a car wash attachment for the cleaning, absolute minimum amounts of food until they stop being bedridden.

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                                                                                                                      [–]djdementia 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                      out of control skin tags

                                                                                                                      [–]un-sub 1247 points1248 points ago

                                                                                                                      Just imagine opening up those folds and licking it.

                                                                                                                      [–]poopsinshoe 1560 points1561 points ago

                                                                                                                      I hate you

                                                                                                                      [–]AWildSketchAppeared 1445 points1446 points ago

                                                                                                                      http://i.imgur.com/cLhsN.jpg <- warning: real gross

                                                                                                                      [–]davidburns 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                                                      http://i.imgur.com/Yo7Ik.gif

                                                                                                                      [–]RedditingMyLifeAway 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                      one of the only images that Donovan McNabb is not smiling.

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                                                                                                                        [–]desull 327 points328 points ago

                                                                                                                        oh god...

                                                                                                                        [–]UnicornerCorn 262 points263 points ago

                                                                                                                        http://i.imgur.com/mAJMO.gif

                                                                                                                        [–]HasFuckedYourMom 123 points124 points ago

                                                                                                                        I fucking love that movie. In another month I get to start watching it obsessively til Christmas.

                                                                                                                        [–]Dynamiklol 86 points87 points ago

                                                                                                                        24 hours straight starting Christmas Eve, it's more exciting than presents.

                                                                                                                        [–]Mseire86 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                        I have already started and will continue to watch it every other day until the 24 hour marathon.

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                                                                                                                            [–]HITMAN616 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                                            It's so beautiful?

                                                                                                                            [–]Eddie_The_Brewer 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                                                            My God, it's full of stars.

                                                                                                                            Probably because the fat fuck ate Sirius.

                                                                                                                            [–]HouseOfHouse 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                            I want to see Uranus.

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                                                                                                                              [–]Metamorphism 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                              You sick puppy

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                                                                                                                                [–]will_at_work 74 points75 points ago

                                                                                                                                the licker looks kinda like bobby from king of the hill

                                                                                                                                [–]MayorEmanuel 85 points86 points ago

                                                                                                                                That boy ain't right.

                                                                                                                                [–]The_Pankiest 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                I tell you what.

                                                                                                                                [–]UnamedGuardian 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                Dammit bobby!

                                                                                                                                [–]drdent45 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                it's like the sarlacc pit of fat chick moles.

                                                                                                                                [–]bossmanjunior 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                                Wait. That's a chick...

                                                                                                                                [–]JohnThomasJ 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                                                                I thought once you get so fat you become genderless, a Pat if you will.

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                                                                                                                                  [–]Gorilladonkeypunch 150 points151 points ago

                                                                                                                                  http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/only-the-dead-can-know-peace-from-this-rustling.jpg

                                                                                                                                  [–]MrNewking 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                                                                  http://i.imgur.com/FQHfa.gif

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                                                                                                                                    [–]UhOhPoopedIt 66 points67 points ago

                                                                                                                                    http://i.imgur.com/u8awa.gif

                                                                                                                                    [–]apteryx_274 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                    that was super extra ruby green.

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                                                                                                                                      [–]Woopza 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                      I feel like i am about to vomit.

                                                                                                                                      [–]darkneo86 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Oh...that's amazing...

                                                                                                                                      [–]Dialaninja 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Please...no...I don't want to click it...

                                                                                                                                      [–]Noxxul 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Fuck.

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                                                                                                                                          [–]keepitgoinglouder 365 points366 points ago

                                                                                                                                          One time, during my work as a nurse tech, I was giving a morbidly obese homeless patient a bed bath. Lifted up one of his stomach folds and FUCKING MAGGOTS WERE LIVING IN HIS SKIN FOLDS! He has some wounds from skin rubbing against skin in these folds, so maggots had just taken up residence in these wounds. One of the grosser things I've seen on the job.

                                                                                                                                          [–]amandapanda1980 173 points174 points ago

                                                                                                                                          How did a homeless man become morbidly obese?

                                                                                                                                          [–]Reformed_Asshole 559 points560 points ago

                                                                                                                                          His house was made of cheese.

                                                                                                                                          [–]DayOfDingus 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                                          Clever.

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                                                                                                                                            [–]JoeBobson 87 points88 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Food poverty is a real problem. It is possible to be morbidly obese and malnourished, and it's an increasing problem.

                                                                                                                                            [–]only1verse 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Wasn't there a link found between the food available to those living in poverty and being overweight because of what they could afford to eat?

                                                                                                                                            [–]nonfaccioniente 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                            More people need to understand this.

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                                                                                                                                              [–]berries13 59 points60 points ago

                                                                                                                                              My guess would be it happened in the opposite order. Became obese and then homeless

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                                                                                                                                                  [–]tinglefairy 169 points170 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  http://i.imgur.com/zKBKH.gif

                                                                                                                                                  [–]myjackrebel 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  Will I ever learn to not click WTF links? Probably not.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 60 points61 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  http://i.imgur.com/mRBlG.jpg

                                                                                                                                                  [–]Rjschmitt0 100 points101 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  Go on.... Imgur

                                                                                                                                                  [–]GoldenWaffles 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  You are one brave man

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                                                                                                                                                    [–]1001110110[S] 122 points123 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    holy shit thats gross.

                                                                                                                                                    [–]NetworkGuyMN 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    It's like fromunda cheese only on the neck.

                                                                                                                                                    [–]RUSTLES_YOUR_JIMMIES 132 points133 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Doritos

                                                                                                                                                    [–]Bagelstein 206 points207 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    ^ WARNING, DO NOT READ

                                                                                                                                                    EDIT FOR EMPHASIS: *DO NOT READ*

                                                                                                                                                    [–]Nitro187 110 points111 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    Yeah... I went against your warning... and I regret it.

                                                                                                                                                    [–]Engineer3227 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    I thought it might be the jolly rancher story which wasn't TOO bad so I went ahead and read it.

                                                                                                                                                    God do I regret that decision. I didn't even finish reading the last sentence and I am still scarred for life.

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                                                                                                                                                      [–]NotQuiteOnTopic 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                                                                      Don't tell me what to do, I do what I wa.... God Dammit!

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                                                                                                                                                        [–]thursdae 110 points111 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        As a redditor from around the time that came out.

                                                                                                                                                        [–]I_am_not_angry 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        Fuck you for making me read that.

                                                                                                                                                        [–]ghostlytoastly 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        This most certainly rustled my jimmies.

                                                                                                                                                        [–]NetworkGuyMN 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        I almost lost my lunch at that one. You win sir.

                                                                                                                                                        [–]FunkBreechesGetHoney 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                                        You rustled the shit out of my jimmies.

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                                                                                                                                                              [–]crashspeeder 104 points105 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/325/004/02c.gif

                                                                                                                                                              [–]willyscoot 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              •_• excuse me while I sit in the corner and vomit

                                                                                                                                                              [–]letsplaaay 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              the power of Christ compels you!

                                                                                                                                                              [–]almightyzentaco 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              Okay.

                                                                                                                                                              Salty, perhaps a bit astringent. Squishy on the outside with a crunchy center.

                                                                                                                                                              Tastes like cancer.

                                                                                                                                                              0/10. Would not recommend.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]JohnGreene190 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              "squishy on the outside with a crunchy center"

                                                                                                                                                              OH GOD STOP PLEASE

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                                                                                                                                                                [–]sangnasty 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                Fuck. I have been starving, waiting for my chinese to get here for the last 45 minutes.

                                                                                                                                                                instantly not hungry

                                                                                                                                                                [–]MBuddah 54 points55 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                that was difficult to masturbate to.

                                                                                                                                                                [–]scuby22 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                ಠ_ಠ

                                                                                                                                                                [–]MrMegaloler 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                Aww yes.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [–]ishi05 79 points80 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                  Look out, it's a Boomer!

                                                                                                                                                                  [–]krushtar 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                  Good thing I grabbed that pipe bomb.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [–]SonicCephalopod 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Not many WTF's actually manage to make me nauseous. This did the trick. I thank you, sir.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Crow_T_Murderface 47 points48 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    I could smell this picture. WTF indeed.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]toxirau 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Tangerine68 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    More chins than a chinese phone book

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]mypenisdoeswork 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    I farted when I looked at the picture. I'm sure they both smell about the same.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]gilbatron 75 points76 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    does anyone remember one of the honey boo boo episodes where the mum explains her couponing and the girls want to buy some rust remover for her chins crust ?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]L1ghtsaber 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    OKAY SERIOUSLY. Why do you watch that show?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]gstfgarfvda 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    Yes, unfortunately.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]trampus1 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNmSu1pR9I

                                                                                                                                                                    Wow, the whole family seems a little bit retarded.

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Thracks 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    http://i.imgur.com/1x9LP.png

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]Lady_Bug_Love 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    ಠ_ಠ a little?

                                                                                                                                                                    [–]ExplainsYourJoke 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                    "I look good when i want to look good"

                                                                                                                                                                    Does she never want to look good? Because otherwise, i don't think it's working.

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                                                                                                                                                                        [–]Avatarous 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                        Was the arrow really necessary?

                                                                                                                                                                        [–]mungchamp 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                        This is not my proudest erection.

                                                                                                                                                                        [–]197Decibels 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                        That's the chain marks from when Princess Leia strangled him in ROTJ silly.

                                                                                                                                                                        [–]religionisaparasite 122 points123 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                        I work in an office with several obese people, and the amount of excuses I hear ... "I have a thyroid problem" ... "it's genetic" ... "it's hormones", usually between stuffing something in their mouth.

                                                                                                                                                                        no you're fat because you eat too much. the human body doesn't magically break the laws of physics, it doesn't create matter from nothing.

                                                                                                                                                                        [–]bornx2 84 points85 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                        I agree with you about making excuses. Nobody is obese just because of a thyroid problem. They are obese because they eat too much, absolutely. Although, they do have a mental health problem. I don't understand why reddit, which seems to be made up of rational thinkers is so quick to just say "people are fat because they are lazy slobs who just stuff their faces all day". This woman has serious health problems because she eats too much. A lot of people can't walk or dress themselves because they eat too much. A lot of people die very young because they eat too much. Do you think these people just don't care about the major issues in their lives? Only about 5% of obese people are able to lose the weight and keep it off. Which, coincidentally is about the same percentage of alcoholics who manage to stay sober long term. My point is that it is an addiction. That doesn't mean it is an excuse to eat what ever they want. It means they need to fight it like you fight an addiction and they deserve not to be mocked just because they wear their addiction on the outside for everyone to see.

                                                                                                                                                                        [–]Stavrosian 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                        Not eating enough is an eating disorder everybody feels terrible about and would love to help you get through. Eating far too much is an eating disorder which is completely your own fault and you should just sort out by not being so lazy, apparently.

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                                                                                                                                                                          [–]distertastin 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                          "I'm making a political statement by eating more than half of what Ethiopia intakes in calories in a month, in one day"

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                                                                                                                                                                            [–]BurgerThyme 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                            Fat people are real people with real feelings who make me really sick.

                                                                                                                                                                            [–]MontaukNightSky 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                            "Yang chas Solo chone Wookie! Tung ko ro yay ha yaba hahs gee. Ho ho ho"

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