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[–]tarzanell 53 points54 points ago

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 18 points19 points ago

Wait 40 million* years, or until the next ice age. I'll be waiting....

*I don't actually know what the fuck I'm talking about.

[–]GiJose 2 points3 points ago

Neither do I but it sounds about right.

[–]choyito95 3 points4 points ago

Ill let it know, that ass rock is like 500 ft from my house

[–]mdmonger 8 points9 points ago

I've heard of an ass so tight, it shits diamonds. Please check the rectum for evidence in the name of science but be careful, you do not want to get stuck between a rock and a hard place

[–]thadarb -1 points0 points ago

he should probably give it a thorough anal-ysis though.

[–]ShadyJane 1 point2 points ago

The cloud in the background really makes this...

[–]fish_to_the_top 5 points6 points ago

Shopped.

[–]FlakraT 21 points22 points ago

Recently went to Thailand - they have these on koh samui

[–]FuckFaceLee 32 points33 points ago

Wonder if there's a... puts on sunglasses ... Rockin' body to go with that?

[–]sketchyben 25 points26 points ago

An ass like that shouldn't be taken for granite.

[–]jmarty 5 points6 points ago

I agree. It is quite gneiss.

[–]Scadilla 4 points5 points ago

You can only stand back and marble at such a figure.

[–]Quantum2 0 points1 point ago

God damn it.

[–]DoctorZero 1 point2 points ago

[–]dddddbdddddd -2 points-1 points ago

god damn headphones...

[–]joshcad85 3 points4 points ago

Obligatory... YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[–]mungd 11 points12 points ago

Pretty sure this is in Big Bear, CA!

I never saw the back side tho, only the face from the road.

Someone has placed rocks to form the eyes and teeth, nobody disturbs them because they're friggin awesome.

[–]UneAnnonce 5 points6 points ago

I went to Big Bear Lake over the summer, and saw that when we got there. On our way to leave a few days later, somebody had taken the rocks out, so me and my mom got out of the car and tried to put whatever rocks we could find back in. It wasn't fully salvaged

I don't know it's current state now :c

[–]Blinklink7 1 point2 points ago

It's ok, I'm sure the rocks are still in California.

[–]UneAnnonce 2 points3 points ago

That's a relief.

[–]trabo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I was going to say that I thought I had seen the face before. Big Bear would make sense!

[–]Jeepersca -1 points0 points ago

on the road up to Mammoth there's a carved witch looking face, but it's not nearly so awesome.

[–]zebulon220 5 points6 points ago

I'll just leave this here for the adventure time fans

[–]WhatTheFedex 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe I didn't notice that before. I always thought the lady mountain meant the trees and rivers and stuff when she said "beautiful back", but then again, nothing is as innocent as it seems on that show...

[–]zebulon220 1 point2 points ago

/r/adventuretime there are plenty of fan theories and interesting trivia :D.

[–]WhatTheFedex 0 points1 point ago

I know, I'm already subscribed. Thanks, though! :)

[–]StrangZor 4 points5 points ago

Where is this? It looks very familiar

[–]Spifftastic 13 points14 points ago

The bottom photo is in Big Bear Mountain, California.

[–]Large_banana_hammock 17 points18 points ago

Which bottom photo?

[–]enzo32ferrari 5 points6 points ago

[–]katalyst_ 4 points5 points ago

Big Bear Lake, CA.

Bear Mountain is a resort

[–]emsowns 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm. I live in Big Bear and nobody knows who did it.

[–]DocWilliams 1 point2 points ago

YES I PASS THIS ROCK EVERY TIME I GO TO BIG BEAR. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS, BUT I KNOW THAT ROCK.

[–]jamarcus92 0 points1 point ago

Indoor typing! Please!

[–]DocWilliams 0 points1 point ago

sorry

[–]universal_cynic 5 points6 points ago

Always pass by that rock after going over the damn

[–]HugePWNr 4 points5 points ago

The damn what!? I'M IN SUSPENSE HERE!

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

Over the Dayum!

[–]Spifftastic 0 points1 point ago

Same. Three times a week, haha.

[–]StrangZor 0 points1 point ago

Well that was not where I was thinking. I was sadly mistaken.

[–]Gillman_Chatsworth -1 points0 points ago

Goron Mountain

[–]Kenitzka 2 points3 points ago

Shouldn't this be on r/earthporn?

[–]IfYouCantTrustSanta 0 points1 point ago

That's a gneiss butte right there!

[–]Jeepersca 0 points1 point ago

dat...crav ass?

[–]RHowenstein 0 points1 point ago

Kinda makes you want to grab a bag of Doritos and get up in there

[–]ZackZak30 0 points1 point ago

It's scary but I know that bottom rock, it's next to the entrance in Big Bear Lake, Ca

[–]jwxx304 0 points1 point ago

That rock face looks like a goomba from the Super Mario Bros. movie.

[–]MeLovesYou -1 points0 points ago

Because phuck you that's why!

[–]_TheFifth_ -1 points0 points ago

You left out the 'ha' in both post and title

[–]oobericecream13 -1 points0 points ago

First post in a while to actually make me laugh

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do -1 points0 points ago

So this is funny, but I get sent home from Geology Camp when I was caught trying to make pebble babies with a hot slab of stone?

[–]allstardavy 0 points1 point ago

Possibly the worst title ever

[–]Cleezakia02 -1 points0 points ago

I like big rocks and I cannot lie!

[–]Limeo -1 points0 points ago

So mad..

[–]choyito95 -1 points0 points ago

Holy fucking shit, this rock is at my house... the top one is by hidden meadows, ca

[–]JustLetMeComment -1 points0 points ago

Twist: It's his own ass.

[–]Penoii -1 points0 points ago

Hey that bottom pic is from Big Bear!

[–]Manilagirl -1 points0 points ago

ass?

[–]prnd3l 0 points1 point ago

I see a tongue, not ass

[–]Evedean1 -1 points0 points ago

Big Bear I see.

[–]Orrison -1 points0 points ago

Is the second picture near Lake ArrowHead?

[–]swerty1 -1 points0 points ago

[–]CaptInsane -1 points0 points ago

r/wtf is leaking again

[–]brookec859 -1 points0 points ago

Definitely seen the bottom rock in Big Bear before

[–]PinkSockLoliPop 0 points1 point ago

I would like to meet the person who thought of putting those rocks up there and give them a stinging, red, pulsing, high-five.

[–]gngr_ale 0 points1 point ago

Surprise ending: it's his own

[–]toca9 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this for like 10mins

[–]BigDuse 0 points1 point ago

Dat mass. . . of granite.

[–]Barbossal 0 points1 point ago

Calm down, Craig.

[–]bennyboy0227 -1 points0 points ago

I bet he is rock hard

[–]lillwaws 1 point2 points ago

Bottom picture reminded me of this brilliant meme http://i.imgur.com/hUbnG.jpg

[–]Jack564 -5 points-4 points ago

I saw this on 9gag yesterday so we've come full circle.

[–]amyhunger -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Cheetos54 -2 points-1 points ago

He's getting rock hard Duh dun tss

[–]HugePWNr -2 points-1 points ago

This really gets my rocks off.

[–]8-bit_d-boy -1 points0 points ago

dat clevage

ftfy.

[–]hoboswithhandgrenade -4 points-3 points ago

fuck this post, when that rock popped making the face popped up a few days ago, I commented "Dat pass" which I thought was so funny i nearly pissed myself. Went totally unnoticed, and now i gotta sit here and look at this shit

[–]Willem_Dafuq -5 points-4 points ago

It's pronounced 'wat'

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I read the title as "What what." In the butt