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[–]Rasta_Man69 40 points41 points ago

Lol you cant post this staged bullshit from these shows and act like it sums up America.

edit- Well, i guess you just did..

[–]Ducksaucenem 2 points3 points ago

The U.S. Needs a tiny little disclaimer in the bottom right of every show that reads " everything on T.V. is fake".

[–]borsvadim 0 points1 point ago

You have no idea 0_0

[–]muchograssyass 8 points9 points ago

Barsexual - Now I know what to call it when I see it.

[–]jlitz 16 points17 points ago

This submission doesn't have a lot going for it.

[–]name_not_found 0 points1 point ago

What? They even used the same title as was used the last time this was posted. It got up votes that time around.

[–]blackfeltbanner 4 points5 points ago

I've seen the comic book on Dahmer. It explains his background and motivations from the perspective of someone who went to high school with him. Apparently, he had an incredibly fucked up adolescence that turned him into a psychopathic murderer. And interesting, if not disturbing, read.

[–]timetide 1 point2 points ago

The guy who made the comic books grew up in the same town as Dahmer. They use to give him a 6-pack of booze to go into to stores and act like he had Parkinson's to fuck with people they didn't like. I thought its fucked up that he did this so well because his mom had parkinson's.

[–]Wraith8888 4 points5 points ago

As an American, I'm not very happy about this kind of shit either. The only thing we can do is not watch it and hope it goes off the air.

[–]agentcooper2001 6 points7 points ago

the lady with two vaginas is real

[–]grifter444 6 points7 points ago

Came here to say this. A woman even did an AMA about this a few weeks back. Was very informative.

[–]MeNicolesta 0 points1 point ago

I'm on here everyday and I missed that?!

[–]grifter444 0 points1 point ago

Apparently.

[–]phatamata -1 points0 points ago

Man...think of all the things you can do with two vaginas! You can double fist!

[–]bootyswag 3 points4 points ago

veronica is hot... i might be able to deal with the poop fetish

[–]Darktidemage 3 points4 points ago

Attacked by ants that came out of a flower sounds pretty believable.

[–]IronLung420 4 points5 points ago

WTF did I just watch?

[–]peaceforpalestine 1 point2 points ago

She needs to get her ass beat. Am I right.

[–]IcecreamDave 0 points1 point ago

They act tough, but back off when the bulky body guards tell them to.

[–]Boncukx3 2 points3 points ago

It's not better in Germany..

[–]zeal3000 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]Idiotank 0 points1 point ago

I think I would like to meet this Lauren chick. Seems she has a great personality.

[–]DrFatz 0 points1 point ago

4th picture down; deal with it.

[–]MTK67 1 point2 points ago

The real lesson here is to avoid daytime TV.

[–]vgmangos 0 points1 point ago

Thank goodness I don't watch TV.

[–]amynim 0 points1 point ago

Favourited!

[–]RedBearski 0 points1 point ago

And I thought I had problems.

[–]aveygt 0 points1 point ago

most of the people in my dorm in college were also obsessed with pooping. I once had an hour long conversation swapping poop stories with my roommates.

good times...

[–]ayesdeeef 0 points1 point ago

Umm, a lot of these are legitimate mental health issues. The rest are just giant flaming dumbasses.

[–]eating_bacon_always 0 points1 point ago

And people ask why I'm banking on the Mayans being right. Pretty sure we need to call it a day and start over again.

[–]right_in_two 0 points1 point ago

Out of the many times I've seen this, only just now did this question pop into my head:

If the woman 7 images down was really obsessed with pooping, wouldn't she be really fat?

[–]Pancakemuncher 0 points1 point ago

I saw the one about the guy who cut off his legs. He not only cut them off himself, he also injected poo into them.

[–]davewiz20 0 points1 point ago

Gay demon is hands down the best one

[–]keeok 0 points1 point ago

Is there a clip of the girl confronting her chicken fear?

[–]MyCatNeedsShoes 0 points1 point ago

The chicken one man, cracks me up every time.

[–]shnoog -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure the one about having one leg is particularly strange.

EDIT: I didn't mean it would be okay to for anyone to do that, just not that surprising if someone felt conscious of their disability.

[–]jmb1406 -5 points-4 points ago

Repost

[–]UndBeebs -2 points-1 points ago

Reposts are going to happen. Stop worrying about it.

[–]BlatantConservative -2 points-1 points ago

The bisexual one isn't far off actually

[–]MagnusTheGreat 2 points3 points ago

Personally, I like Bobs explanation of watching a woman shower. I assume that she is his neighbor of course.

[–]toolusingmonkeys -2 points-1 points ago

This is why we keep electing morons as our leaders

[–]SixshooteR32 -4 points-3 points ago

Hart Fisher: The hero r/ImGoingToHellForThis deserves.

[–]Stealth4d -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck yeah!

[–]Vanadoss 0 points1 point ago

Needs more Fuck Yeahs.

[–]bernando2 -4 points-3 points ago

mustard and pickles were on bush's axis of evil if i recall correctly

[–]IamSparticles 1 point2 points ago

Right up there with pretzels.

[–]Tebasaki -2 points-1 points ago

Land of the freedom from using common sense, home of the so brave.