My girlfriend tried to crack a nut on my coffee table. This is what happened.

frowgferd · 2012-11-14T18:33:04+00:00

leave the nut in the table and just put a piece of clear tape over it.

could be a good conversation piece.

ThatShitCalledDeaf · 2012-11-14T18:02:08+00:00

That's just IKEA for you!

SRS_are_cunts · 2012-11-14T18:23:37+00:00

I once tried to bust a nut on my girlfriends coffee table. She got all mad and shit.

Mecjam · 2012-11-14T18:29:31+00:00

I actually had to check that I clicked a link in /r/wtf instead of /r/mildlyinteresting.

SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE · 2012-11-14T18:36:59+00:00

How did she try to crack the nut? By putting it on your coffee table and then just slamming it with a heavy object? What is this, amateur hour? Just get a nutcracker, they're like $4

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh · 2012-11-14T19:25:23+00:00

Leave it there and encase it in a clear resin.

cecikierk · 2012-11-14T18:42:25+00:00

With pistachio

filladellfea · 2012-11-14T18:58:45+00:00

/r/mildlyinteresting

Foxprowl · 2012-11-14T18:03:34+00:00

She lifts.

crewblue · 2012-11-14T19:51:42+00:00

The table has a scrotum now.

Stiwa · 2012-11-14T18:54:41+00:00

Neanderthals...

LoverOfBacon · 2012-11-14T18:25:03+00:00

Imagine if your own nuts were that hard and you could use them as a weapon...

headfullofuselessnes · 2012-11-14T18:03:06+00:00

Duct tape.

petervm · 2012-11-14T19:20:26+00:00

Working at IKEA I see this way to often

esserstein · 2012-11-14T19:57:48+00:00

LACK, it lacks strenght

Hail_Aqualung · 2012-11-14T19:00:55+00:00

Was this seriously posted to /r/WTF?!

EDIT: How the fuck is this now #1 on the front-page?! What kind of idiots are on Reddit?!

goodbyeinrobot · 2012-11-14T18:35:55+00:00

Your girlfriend is actually Bruce Banner.

kevzilla22 · 2012-11-14T19:53:10+00:00

Now she knows how hard it is to bust a nut...

99drumdude · 2012-11-14T19:16:51+00:00

i think shes trying to send a message... i would keep an eye on my jewels if i was you..

discreet1 · 2012-11-14T19:18:55+00:00

pour some poly in it and make it a nice artsy addition to the table. then you can say it's one of a kind and you'll seem hip.

pedroelbee · 2012-11-14T19:21:34+00:00

Hey look everybody this guy has a GIRLFRIEND

beccainblue · 2012-11-14T21:52:15+00:00

Ikea table. I have the same one. It was 20 bucks what did you expect?

master_cater · 2012-11-14T21:53:32+00:00

Don't ever let her play with your balls.

not_sheep · 2012-11-15T00:04:54+00:00

You got that table at a Walmart or K-mart, didn't you?

LeftHandedFapper · 2012-11-14T19:20:51+00:00

/r/mildlyinteresting

superdsheep · 2012-11-14T18:39:13+00:00

My friends have the same table and on the first day they got it someone at a party nearly put their elbow through it.

IKEA.

scword · 2012-11-14T18:49:01+00:00

This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF. This is not WTF.

Electrodyne · 2012-11-14T18:00:37+00:00

Must be a strong woman.

theuniverseisyou · 2012-11-14T19:12:09+00:00

Keep it there, it could serve useful for a future fight, you'll remind her how her argument is invalid all because of this one stupid thing she's done. "Well, remember what happened to the table?" And point to it, take out the nut and throw it at her.

merglegurgle · 2012-11-14T19:16:19+00:00

Gamma rays are a bitch.

Bk7 · 2012-11-14T19:23:46+00:00

Plants vs. Zombies nut status

BenjaminBarker · 2012-11-14T19:35:58+00:00

I wouldn't let her touch your testicles.

hydrogenjoule · 2012-11-14T19:38:01+00:00

TYL Ikea coffee tables are made of a paper lattice sandwiched between two pieces of cheap, 1mm thick "wood".

just-plain-mean · 2012-11-14T19:51:45+00:00

TIL your coffee table sucks. Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le Le

Also, good job on casually mentioning your girlfriend.

maverick1117 · 2012-11-14T19:53:32+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rs59q/

Tudoor · 2012-11-14T20:00:43+00:00

well..it appears that that's ...one hard nut to crack /puts on glasses.

rawdikrik · 2012-11-14T20:09:05+00:00

First thing I thought when i saw the image: http://i.qkme.me/3rs5iz.jpg

bdy112 · 2012-11-14T21:50:59+00:00

Ikea quality!

ToeScum · 2012-11-14T22:02:44+00:00

Crappy Swedish coffee table.

Brettg4215 · 2012-11-15T04:51:43+00:00

IKEA

gongheefotchoy · 2012-11-14T19:02:35+00:00

TIL: Nokia phones are made from nuts.

plzdeargodplz · 2012-11-14T19:13:25+00:00

wow. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

neutraljinbumi · 2012-11-14T19:47:34+00:00

maybe /r/mildlyinteresting or /r/funny?

DickPringle · 2012-11-14T18:40:42+00:00

I would glue that sucker there permanently. It's fucking hilarious.

somerandomguy02 · 2012-11-14T18:49:44+00:00

That's not wtf, that just you being stupid with a weak composite board table.

rampage597n · 2012-11-14T19:52:53+00:00

This is not "WTF" material!

JoylessMedic · 2012-11-14T18:30:13+00:00

So that's what happened in a nutshell...

devilrobotjesus · 2012-11-14T19:45:31+00:00

This isn't WTF, its just a shitty hollow coffee table. Didn't you wonder why a table that was supposedly solid wood was so light?

eloriginal619 · 2012-11-14T19:43:52+00:00

WTF did WTF become???

Tiberiusjesus · 2012-11-14T18:57:12+00:00

FUCK YOU I'M A NUT.

stephmook · 2012-11-14T19:45:17+00:00

Are you dating She-hulk?

PossiblyTrolling · 2012-11-14T19:07:02+00:00

I reckon you'll just have to bust that nut for her.

NOACeulemans · 2012-11-14T18:30:23+00:00

Sweden must not know what these 'MURIKAN walnuts demand from furniture.

nduece · 2012-11-14T20:17:08+00:00

How the fuck is this this wtf worthy.

e_y_c_e · 2012-11-14T19:14:01+00:00

Save it... Put it in a special bag with others like it. Indestructible. Step 1 fill bag up with indestructible nuts. Step 2 use one nut to crack another. Unbroken nut is the winner and goes on to the next round. Continue this cycle until one is left. The final nut left is magical. Surgically implant it into body as new reproductive organ. Begin the work to breed super human-nut hybrids. ????? Take over the world.

HerpyMcDerp · 2012-11-14T18:58:24+00:00

what did she use? a textbook?

brningpyre · 2012-11-14T19:08:22+00:00

That's a pretty shitty table. Or strong girlfriend. Or both.

romzz · 2012-11-14T19:10:36+00:00

Good 'ol Ikea.

bany_entertainment · 2012-11-14T19:12:13+00:00

is your girlfriend a lumberjack from the germanic mountains ?

fuckyouripod · 2012-11-14T19:12:25+00:00

she needs an intervention about her steroid abuse.

yosemitedamn · 2012-11-14T19:12:29+00:00

You can patch that with some spackle and joint tape. Just sand it finer than you would for drywall repair and feather it into the surrounding table top. Then just pick a matching paint.

Tech_Sith · 2012-11-14T19:12:43+00:00

These make nice nut crackers

jlmango · 2012-11-14T19:12:54+00:00

Force applied to crack > Normal force

thus the nut accelerated.

WTF

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