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[–]miseryisnotdead 163 points164 points ago

[–]Ihavetheinternets 22 points23 points ago

If it were from anywhere else, I would think it's shopped.

[–]justchillin12 18 points19 points ago

...MINE?

[–]TheAryanBrotherhood 2 points3 points ago

Nien.

[–]Ratiqu 3 points4 points ago

*nein.

[–]Juffin 12 points13 points ago

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

"We're gonna need a bigger beach chair"

[–]Clocktease 165 points166 points ago

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

[–]GeladodeBenuron 72 points73 points ago

NO.

[–]Clocktease 46 points47 points ago

OH.

[–]silent66 21 points22 points ago

STOP TEASING THE CLOCK!

[–]Clocktease 25 points26 points ago

It deserves it.

The clock knows what it did...

[–]Celsius1414[!] 23 points24 points ago

It's time it faced the truth.

[–]philjenkins51 19 points20 points ago

it must have really ticked him off

[–]mrpeach32 15 points16 points ago

It's hour has come.

[–]Charleym 15 points16 points ago

I second that.

[–]Kokort2 3 points4 points ago

Wait a minute...

[–]PutThatInYourPipe 8 points9 points ago

You all deserve hands for these comments.

[–]LadySpace 2 points3 points ago

Two puns in a single six-word sentence? Godspeed, you master of brevity. Godspeed.

[–]annefrankswoodndildo -4 points-3 points ago

RESPECT. THE COCK

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

TAME THE CLUCK

[–]jimmym007 1 point2 points ago

"Robert, just add the damn vodka so we can all get this over with already"

[–]NinjaInYellow 9 points10 points ago

OR NOT FAR ENOUGH?

(Seriously, though, I want one of these as a pet.)

[–]Vanfili 42 points43 points ago

[–]Eraxley 4 points5 points ago

Yes you have.

[–]agmcleod 4 points5 points ago

meh, i laughed.

[–]throw_away_your_TV 5 points6 points ago

Yes, then it exploded in the town of Chernobyl, thus penbearguin.

[–]Hey_Meoq 0 points1 point ago

I just wasted about 36 seconds trying to say that out loud...

[–]Todd_Akin 2 points3 points ago

As a (former) member of the US House Science Committee, I say, as long as its legitimate, we shouldn't shut this experiment down.

[–]addysonclark 0 points1 point ago

I love those ads

[–]generix420 1 point2 points ago

This poor little guy looks like he's having an identity crisis.

[–]SavinThatBacon 44 points45 points ago

[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 13 points14 points ago

I hate the Pens. But I miss hockey. I actually miss hating the Pens.

[–]Torger083 29 points30 points ago

[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 5 points6 points ago

I'm not there yet. I really don't like basketball. But my NHL 13 team is being taken more seriously, not like it fills the hole.

[–]bro_b1_kenobi 5 points6 points ago

You know something's terrible when you get Canadians legitimately angry.

[–]cul_maith 2 points3 points ago

I miss Malkin's hilarious post-game interviews. :(

[–]scuby22 20 points21 points ago

I think Putin wrestled one of those on tv.

[–]Whoooooooo 1 point2 points ago

[–]skyskimmer12 11 points12 points ago

"I should buy a boat"

[–]sir_fancypants 25 points26 points ago

In Soviet Russia, bearmanpenguin?

[–]red321red321 24 points25 points ago

Let's ask Al Gore about this pic tomorrow and see what he knows about it.

[–]will_at_work 5 points6 points ago

there is no man, just bear penguin

[–]KazzaBiss 2 points3 points ago

Then you hear it speak.

[–]R1_DeezNuts 2 points3 points ago

Bro, do you even penguin?!

[–]KenuR 0 points1 point ago

It's half bear, half man and half penguin.

[–]Lunux 10 points11 points ago

For some reason it reminds me of the Russian Winnie the Pooh

[–]exsilium 4 points5 points ago

I was thinking exactly this, looks just like Винни Пух

[–]Mister_Fixit 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if that was depressing because I'm depressed or if it was just depressing. Pooh sounded like he wasn't enjoying any of it.

[–]porlov 2 points3 points ago

That is the Soviet Winnie the Pooh

The Russian one is old and a drug addict :(

[–]darkshy 11 points12 points ago

He'll never be accepted by his penguine brethern stading in the background...

[–]PlumDrop 31 points32 points ago

I feel like you forgot how to spell halfway through that sentence.

[–]darkshy 4 points5 points ago

Typing on my phone :/ auto correct has failed me.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 1 point2 points ago

Its falls us all sun, it falls us all.

[–]Ratiqu 0 points1 point ago

Suttle.

[–]Slm23630 0 points1 point ago

*son

[–]kplb 14 points15 points ago

I think its more like this: http://imgur.com/WJ2Ph

[–]Jetblast787 3 points4 points ago

Needs more vodka

[–]david-me 5 points6 points ago

Is it related to the jackalope?

[–]ozovzk[!] 3 points4 points ago

[–]Stringfellow_HaWk 5 points6 points ago

This looks shopped.

[–]FEARoperative 2 points3 points ago

Coz it's part of a pakon pictures period. It started with a shipped image of a cat/pigeon hybrid. Snowballed from there. Search Пакон for more.

[–]Stringfellow_HaWk 2 points3 points ago

sarcasm bro :)

[–]DriveOver 1 point2 points ago

Search ѤѦѪѨѬѠѺѮѰѲ for great pleasure comrades!

[–]artacuno53 0 points1 point ago

Not what I expected...

[–]mtnjon 2 points3 points ago

C'mon, there's no such thing as a...woah.

[–]Give-Me-Downvotes -5 points-4 points ago

Give me downvotes.

[–]ksiadous 4 points5 points ago

Don't tell me how to live my life!

[–]rogelian 8 points9 points ago

no

[–]FictionalGeorge 4 points5 points ago

Let's keep him perfectly balanced so he stays at 0 karma.

[–]theNumberTwelve 2 points3 points ago

Here's an up vote.

[–]prose-before-hoes 2 points3 points ago

I hate you. I hate your stupid attempt at reverse psychology karma whoring. And I especially hate the fact that it's working.

[–]carrot0101 0 points1 point ago

That's at first ,look at it now.

[–]OhHaiMarc 0 points1 point ago

no problem buddy

[–]neagrosk 0 points1 point ago

Here's a downvote (for adding absolutely nothing to the discussion)

[–]nbshark 0 points1 point ago

I won't upvote nor downvote you! Ha! Take that!

[–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! COME ON! THE FACE, FACEY FACEY FACE!!! DO ITTTT!!!

[–]blazzinasian[!] -1 points0 points ago

I will give you neither.

[–]TheStonedRanger 0 points1 point ago

Anarchy!

[–]ta1ntdude 1 point2 points ago

Have you seen me? Evolutionists think I'm real!!!

[–]RickyFromVegas 1 point2 points ago

Everyone in Russia is a bear. Penguins are no exceptions.

[–]devilishly_advocated 0 points1 point ago

Ah the elusive bear penquin...

[–]theSoupSmith 0 points1 point ago

That's no penguin! It's a lobster!

[–]strineGreen 0 points1 point ago

That's not a penguin, it's just a brown bear with wings.

[–]shoebear 0 points1 point ago

They have those now?

[–]finakechi 0 points1 point ago

Bearguin.

[–]hartley789 0 points1 point ago

wut?

[–]theNumberTwelve 0 points1 point ago

Penguin bear sex...

[–]Ghost_R11121 1 point2 points ago

MANBEARPENGUIN

[–]lemonbowl 0 points1 point ago

do they also ride unicycles?

[–]nbshark -1 points0 points ago

Day 22, they still didn't discover I am a bear.

[–]TempestK 0 points1 point ago

You missed the reflection bro, should have cropped it a little lower.

[–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point ago

There's no penguins in Alaska. Or pretty much any of the Northern Hemisphere but perhaps a few islands just north of the equator.

[–]Adphotog 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why I love this so much, but I do.

[–]Probably_Swedish 0 points1 point ago

Aaahaha! What the fuck. Why is that so funny!?

[–]Kado_Isuka 0 points1 point ago

It took me a second to wrap my head around this. At first, my brain tried to comprehend this as a tall, skinny bear who was cut in half at the waist because of the reflection.

[–]ForgotMyPasswordDude 0 points1 point ago

I should buy a Mig.

[–]emulic 0 points1 point ago

Go home bear, you're drunk.

[–]Captain_Blood 0 points1 point ago

He can barely stand.

[–]brannigans_girdle 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

[–]MaceWandru 0 points1 point ago

PHOTOSHOP! There's no vodka in the picture.

[–]Anrachain 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was a post in /r/juggling for a minute

[–]zenicaone 0 points1 point ago

Russguin ?

[–]the3m11 0 points1 point ago

He not on unicycle!

[–]The_Turd_Burglar_ 1 point2 points ago

can you imagine how ferociously cute that thing would be chasing you

[–]Kdude900 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, Bear eat penguin to give it flippers?

[–]themanthatexists 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't seem to be in a hurry.

[–]davebrewer 0 points1 point ago

How can you tell it's drunk just from this photo? I'm calling BS.

[–]polezo 0 points1 point ago

[–]stanatstan 0 points1 point ago

I should buy an iceberg...

[–]Macbrantis 0 points1 point ago

But how does it taste?

[–]presser84 0 points1 point ago

How is this not a meme yet?

[–]KemperBoyd 0 points1 point ago

[–]KRossVD 0 points1 point ago

Look at the reflection and you can see the bottom half of a beak! EVERYBODY, THIS PHOTO IS A FAKE! PICTUREHELPER HAS LIED TO US!

[–]hoppieeatpie 0 points1 point ago

what a BEAST

[–]JohnQuittenton 0 points1 point ago

Can we have a Hi-Res for wallpaper purposes

[–]Chingonazo 0 points1 point ago

Socially Awkward Bear

[–]dobroezlo 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit!

[–]supaphly42 0 points1 point ago

See, that's what happens when Russian bears have too much vodka and start screwing everything in sight.

[–]nickcall89 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, bear is penguin.

[–]RedAero 0 points1 point ago

Russian Linux.

[–]sleinadb 0 points1 point ago

Is it crazy I expected Putin in a penguin outfit?

[–]xcalib 0 points1 point ago

AWE..

[–]wolfhelp 0 points1 point ago

It can Bearly swim.

[–]fati_mcgee 0 points1 point ago

"I should buy a boat..."

[–]MagicalTurtleMan 0 points1 point ago

Only in soviet russia this happens! :P

[–]mindfckr 0 points1 point ago

где Пятачок

[–]JHoward777 0 points1 point ago

This is more hilarity than I can bear. XD

[–]sallythreedicks 0 points1 point ago

In Russia, penguin Russia's you!

[–]notActuallyLOLing -1 points0 points ago

LOL

[–]artacuno53 1 point2 points ago

Looks at username

Your a tricky bugger aint ya

[–]Exige90 -1 points0 points ago

What? I don't even...

[–]grwly -1 points0 points ago

GO HOME BEAR YOU'RE DRUNK

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

As long as it doesn't shit everywhere like a regular penguin I would befriend one, Pooh style.

[–]kalleguld 4 points5 points ago

Don't worry, it only shits in the woods.