How I'm hoping Obama shows up to his second inauguration.

_Pliny_ · 2012-11-14T18:58:16+00:00

"My fellow Americans. Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."

I think the funniest part about this is that it's on the teleprompter this way.

Cheat2Lose · 2012-11-14T19:07:33+00:00

Here's the gif.

Secret_Agent_Bear · 2012-11-14T18:42:32+00:00

For some reason I feel like Clinton should have done that. It suits him better.

WasabiBomb · 2012-11-14T18:40:35+00:00

He's what Democrats crave!

TashPoint0 · 2012-11-14T19:09:50+00:00

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md65m7wJZz1r96sjyo1_500.gif

sphyxy · 2012-11-14T18:35:53+00:00

I like money..

stovor · 2012-11-14T17:09:26+00:00

I hope he institutes a "Monday Night Rehabilitation" program

bennyboy688 · 2012-11-14T15:33:36+00:00

Go away. 'Baitin'.

3019605275 · 2012-11-14T19:44:18+00:00

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/

IATEBACON · 2012-11-14T19:56:42+00:00

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

CITIZENCELL · 2012-11-14T17:59:16+00:00

He should dress in traditional kenyan garb just to give a few hardcore tea-baggers heart attacks

thatwasntveryraven · 2012-11-14T19:24:01+00:00

He's already taken the oath twice (due to the Chief Justice's flub), and will do so another two times in January (since 1/20 falls on a Sunday, he'll do it in private on 1/20 and again in public on 1/21 for show). I wonder if anyone has ever taken it four times before.

skyrous · 2012-11-14T20:54:39+00:00

In case anyone's interested, Terry Crewes made a series of commercials as president Camacho where he weighs in on the issues of today.

http://collider.com/idiocracy-camacho-terry-crews-election/207947/

Tasanova · 2012-11-14T19:58:21+00:00

Would have liked this for his first inauguration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8

khamir-ubitch · 2012-11-14T20:10:29+00:00

I expect he will announce his name change to Barack Hussien Mountain Dew Herbert Obama and start off his state of the union with the following:

"Shit...I know shit's bad right now, with all that starvin' bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. "

reclamationme · 2012-11-14T18:37:55+00:00

South Carolina, what's up!

Fixed

DanishDude · 2012-11-14T18:49:29+00:00

At least post the gif...

mcreeves · 2012-11-14T20:21:18+00:00

TIL re-elected presidents have a second inauguration.

baruckus · 2012-11-14T19:24:00+00:00

Camacho2012

drdactyl · 2012-11-14T18:34:00+00:00

http://lulzworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/42.jpg

Gir77 · 2012-11-14T19:03:36+00:00

And now I have to go watch the movie.

ForTheBacon · 2012-11-14T19:04:25+00:00

The reference. It's too appropriate.

invalid-user-name- · 2012-11-14T19:55:41+00:00

welcome to costco, I love you.

Gadsden · 2012-11-14T19:33:17+00:00

It would be fitting.

CyberJay03 · 2012-11-14T19:46:49+00:00

I was hoping to see Apollo Creeds entrance in Rocky

MIGHT_RAPE_YOU · 2012-11-14T20:03:30+00:00

I'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI

YouParkLikeAnAsshole · 2012-11-14T20:32:09+00:00

I think he should come out for his inauguration speech and exclaim!

"Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is OOOOOOOOOO!"

Then drop the microphone and casually walk away.

ghlysptwld · 2012-11-14T20:34:27+00:00

I fell Idiocracy has come to Amercia way faster than even the Movie said.. why ya talking gay..

The_Abe_Froman · 2012-11-14T20:36:34+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/FwZS5.gif

fjarce · 2012-11-14T18:11:58+00:00

Obama knows what plants crave!

carlkarlson · 2012-11-14T19:11:41+00:00

South Carolina... Wassuuup!

bamyo · 2012-11-14T19:16:25+00:00

You forgot the 'fro!

Bikenutt · 2012-11-14T19:46:57+00:00

Fuck al 'o y'all!

ChiefSittingBear · 2012-11-14T19:49:08+00:00

It would certainly appeal to most of the people who voted for Romney.

RayRayDelmar · 2012-11-14T19:51:10+00:00

I love you Internet!

unhappymagicplayer · 2012-11-14T20:07:46+00:00

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?

qwerno · 2012-11-14T20:09:12+00:00

a reference my ears applaud. I mean, they grew hands, just so they could clap.

Madman604 · 2012-11-14T20:12:06+00:00

He'll do well at the House Of Representin' now who wants to go get some full body lattes?

tolerant_man · 2012-11-14T20:16:03+00:00

thank you for this, i was having a crappy day

ace2uce · 2012-11-14T20:18:00+00:00

Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her.

F5_supermonkey · 2012-11-14T20:21:30+00:00

that's appropriate.

cubicle_jockey · 2012-11-14T20:21:54+00:00

this made me chuckle heartily

Iwouldfucklolabunny · 2012-11-14T20:22:59+00:00

MOUTAIN DEW COMONCHO! FUCK YEAH

GeorgeIsOnReddit · 2012-11-14T20:27:46+00:00

Fuck yeah!

MrGoodbytes · 2012-11-14T20:35:06+00:00

Maybe the Justice swearing him in won't fuck it up this time.

Danzaemon · 2012-11-14T20:41:40+00:00

Idiocracy is already on its way. I don't see any reason to hurry it.

baalroo · 2012-11-14T20:41:49+00:00

Camachobama

MPS186282 · 2012-11-14T20:43:17+00:00

I'd like to remind everyone of this.

ottawadeveloper · 2012-11-14T20:50:03+00:00

This is how I hope he shows up.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1598591488/tt0483726

kimosabe04 · 2012-11-14T20:51:18+00:00

I'm hoping he walks out to this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXPzoKybQwo

stoney_wan_kenobi · 2012-11-14T20:51:39+00:00

oddly enough, many conservatives have been calling him this for 5 years.

AskMeAboutMyLobotomy · 2012-11-14T21:07:08+00:00

This is kind of racist

bvanman · 2012-11-14T21:08:10+00:00

Wait, there's a second inauguration? I figured that day just passes by with little fanfare.

GhostHandz · 2012-11-14T21:08:58+00:00

Considering the current rate of intellectual deterioration of our country and the basic plot of this movie, I'd say that's about accurate.

CokeBottles · 2012-11-14T21:18:01+00:00

I would rather that how he leave the white house after his second term indicating that things have actually gotten fixed.

le0dude20 · 2012-11-14T21:25:57+00:00

I was waiting for his victory speech election night.... I assumed because of all the waiting... He was going to walk out to "Hells Bells" wearing a crown and wearing a fur pelt and rocking a broad sword.Then as he got to the podium he raises his arms and fireworks shoot out! That's an America I want to live in.

bandit1790 · 2012-11-14T21:36:26+00:00

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/13242/2011/01/medium_screen_shot_2011-01-10_at_1.09.42_pm.png

Mediadrake · 2012-11-14T21:40:29+00:00

get out of my head OP.

Averdrian · 2012-11-14T21:49:42+00:00

Drop in like the start of Iron Man 2

CheeseNBacon · 2012-11-14T21:58:22+00:00

"And his approval ratings have sky-rocketed, especially in the south. It turns out Americans don't care what you do as long as you're wearing the american flag while riding a badass vehicle while you do it."

Gizmocheeze · 2012-11-14T22:04:13+00:00

Buy stock in "lectrolytes".

wearepog · 2012-11-14T22:05:12+00:00

President of all what... 20 states.

losthours · 2012-11-14T22:14:14+00:00

Yeah I always hoped in his second term we would start having big White House bloc party bbqs, he would come out in an American flag fubu jumpsuit, a fourty in one hand and a black and mild in the other. Biden has two massive pitbulls on thick chains barking and howling at guest. A reporter ask Obama about Boehners tax position, Obama responds, "Boehner? Who gives a fuck what that punk bitch thinks..." Obama and Biden then pose for a photo

Damn

stuffgood · 2012-11-14T22:16:10+00:00

I would say that is pretty accurate.

keno1964 · 2012-11-14T22:16:10+00:00

Cool. It might even convince those brainless twats that voted for him what fuckups they are.

But, probably not.

:(

Miroudias · 2012-11-14T22:27:35+00:00

How I hope he shows up: Linky.

DarthMalus · 2012-11-14T22:42:58+00:00

Pretty much what he did his entire first term...

namerson · 2012-11-14T22:48:03+00:00

Because he is black?

Gates9 · 2012-11-14T22:52:08+00:00

Can't wait for the press corps dinner.

Irishguy317 · 2012-11-14T22:52:17+00:00

Since we clearly live in an Idiocracy, I support your hopes. It would just be way more honest.

grifter444 · 2012-11-14T23:08:08+00:00

I was thinking more like Apollo Creed in Rocky 4. He comes in in the Uncle Sam tophat and an American Flag cape. But then he gets killed by the big Russian dude so maybe not.

infinitee775 · 2012-11-14T23:15:34+00:00

"welcome to Carl's Jr. Fuck you! and I mean it!"

Dlichterman · 2012-11-15T00:27:42+00:00

I'd also accept this

xoites · 2012-11-15T00:50:50+00:00

The Republicans already think he gave them the finger for running for re-election.

Cdupree · 2012-11-15T00:58:24+00:00

yeah he doesn't get a second inauguration, hes already president

PerfectWhiteRussian · 2012-11-15T01:40:24+00:00

The cape makes it look like a third leg. At first i thought, i didnt know black guys were THAT big.

blatherskiter · 2012-11-15T01:50:43+00:00

I doubt it. The guy wouldn't even wear a lapel pen without being forced.

yzingerslinger · 2012-11-15T02:00:56+00:00

Hope he get shot on stage

Prez_Camacho · 2012-11-15T02:13:33+00:00

I approve this message

wr80 · 2012-11-15T02:55:32+00:00

Sanction me sanction me with your army. Wait a minute you ain't got no army!

civic_minded · 2012-11-15T03:22:46+00:00

I really wished he would, so we could finally get rid of him

netraven5000 · 2012-11-15T03:28:38+00:00

I hope he shows up with a bunch of ball gags so you all can shut up about him.

AmazingMarv · 2012-11-15T03:56:29+00:00

I hope he enters like this but replace "Omar" with "Obama."

martinarcand1 · 2012-11-15T04:20:06+00:00

BRAWNDO!! THE THIRST MUTILATOR!

I went back to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04

shamanicspacebum · 2012-11-15T06:53:06+00:00

The leader we deserve!!

queue78 · 2012-11-15T07:53:14+00:00

ONLY IF HE GETS SOME BRAWNDO! IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!

DrSamkick · 2012-11-15T09:07:24+00:00

PLEASE! SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD .AVI TORRENT FOR THIS MOVIE!

kevie3drinks · 2012-11-14T20:04:26+00:00

Since he doesn't have to run again, I'm thinking he should grow his afro back out, and bust out those newports whenever he wants. Im not saying this in a racist way, Newport/Afro Obama in my mind is the coolest dude in the world.

OfeyDofey · 2012-11-14T21:19:53+00:00

a war mongering murdering psychopath? he's already there!

theturtle7023 · 2012-11-14T18:32:01+00:00

I'm surprised, well this is reddit so not that surprised, that nobody has mentioned the fact that you have posted this picture in support of Obama. Or at least that is what I got out of the comments so far. If you have seen the movie, you would know that President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was elected by idiots. Not saying I am for or against Obama, just found it ironic.

edit: From the Wikipedia page " Advertising, commercialism, and cultural anti-intellectualism have run rampant and dysgenic pressure has resulted in a uniformly stupid society devoid of intellectual curiosity, social responsibility, and coherent notions of justice and human rights."

jackofheartz · 2012-11-14T19:08:34+00:00

OP missed the point of the movie.

jude951 · 2012-11-14T16:37:31+00:00

IAmHereNow16 · 2012-11-14T18:02:21+00:00

And the UN UN-nazi'd the world.

IMJGalt · 2012-11-14T19:20:15+00:00

Considering that many of his constituents are of this mentality it would be an entirely appropriate costume.

lolatheists · 2012-11-14T19:22:32+00:00

Hopefully he dosen't screw it up like last time...

hitlerwasright · 2012-11-14T19:02:42+00:00

He was just as terrible of a president as Obama was

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rs4iz/

/r/memejerk

CuriousAndHigh · 2012-11-14T18:18:49+00:00

I'm hoping for something like this

crogers2009 · 2012-11-14T17:58:57+00:00

Exactly. He shows us exactly what he's going to do "Fuck America!".

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