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[–]_Pliny_ 146 points147 points ago

"My fellow Americans. Shit. I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."

I think the funniest part about this is that it's on the teleprompter this way.

[–]sp0ck06 42 points43 points ago

You said that last week, dipshit! South Carolina, whats up!!!!!

[–]jockc 23 points24 points ago

I got a solution: you're a dick!

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 11 points12 points ago

The idea of Camacho telling Americans that every week is hilarious "Shit is gonna get better"

[–]kevie3drinks 14 points15 points ago

What about the Ecomony?

[–]jeshuastarr 8 points9 points ago

FTFY 'the conomy'

[–]RhinoVagino 9 points10 points ago

[–]Henrys_knee 4 points5 points ago

Break it down Camacho!

[–]God_of_Abraham 3 points4 points ago

he's gonna fix the ecomoney.

[–]DebacleRoberts 6 points7 points ago

Sitcho monkey ass down.

[–]Cheat2Lose 43 points44 points ago

Here's the gif.

[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 73 points74 points ago

For some reason I feel like Clinton should have done that. It suits him better.

[–]whosthat 20 points21 points ago

Clinton kept it small and just got road head in the limo.

[–]tellmehowitis 7 points8 points ago

hard fought battle though

[–]robotusson 1 point2 points ago

he should've used viagra then

[–]WasabiBomb 127 points128 points ago

He's what Democrats crave!

[–]corbiiindallasss 177 points178 points ago

He's got electorates!

[–]freeagency 9 points10 points ago

The only college transcript that matters Mr. Trump.

[–]AkemiDawn 36 points37 points ago

He's got electrolytes.

[–]Glazed-Donut-Boy 18 points19 points ago

POWERTHIRST! THE ENERGY DRINK FOR MEN

[–]metalguitar103 10 points11 points ago

MORE DEMOCRACY THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!

[–]someonex 14 points15 points ago

With flavors like... Manana! Fizzbitch! And GUN!

[–]kuatsimoto 13 points14 points ago

You'll feel like a jet... made of BICEPS

[–]Turboswag 8 points9 points ago

You'll have BABIES! Lots and lots of BABIES!

[–]w2tpmf 4 points5 points ago

TEN THOUSAND BABIES!!!!!

[–]court12b 0 points1 point ago

I love Powerthirst. BRB I need to make Powerthirst my ringtone.

[–]mikesicle 0 points1 point ago

Its what plants crave!

[–]TwistTurtle 26 points27 points ago

Why is that guy at the top just appearing and disappearing?

[–]compulsorypost 13 points14 points ago

Why? Don't you repeatedly disappear and then reappear?

[–]Kahnza 5 points6 points ago

He got REAL scared.

[–]paleo_dragon 3 points4 points ago

black magic

[–]Taco_Gutierrez 1 point2 points ago

That's racist

[–]sphyxy 17 points18 points ago

I like money..

[–]Essential-Strike 15 points16 points ago

I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

[–]_dontreadthis 0 points1 point ago

i like having sex with chicks

[–]stovor 54 points55 points ago

I hope he institutes a "Monday Night Rehabilitation" program

[–]thatguyfrompreschool 24 points25 points ago

First up, Justin Bieber getting pounded by Beef Supreme.

Next week, tune in for the REALITY TV STAR MASSACRE.

[–]Smalz22 23 points24 points ago

I thought Bieber already got pounded by Beef Supreme.

heh.

[–]khanfusion 12 points13 points ago

Not until he's 18.

You wouldn't want the voice of Elmo to get in trouble, would you?

[–]upievotie5 5 points6 points ago

[–]Smalz22 5 points6 points ago

On paper...on paper..

[–]Smalz22 3 points4 points ago

its not so much that'd I want Elmo to get in trouble, I'm just afraid that Michael Jackson would get jealous.

[–]bennyboy688 70 points71 points ago

Go away. 'Baitin'.

[–]mollshenanigans 28 points29 points ago

'Batin* Unless you spell it masturbaiting, which sounds like a trap.

[–]bennyboy688 12 points13 points ago

I actually debated the addition/exclusion of the apostrophe and decided on this one. On second thought, this does make sense. Also, http://imgur.com/d3Gmm.

[–]mollshenanigans 4 points5 points ago

My comment was about the inclusion of the letter I in the word, not your apostrophe. Also, I don't have a clever imgur link to add here.

[–]AlwaysSom3thing 0 points1 point ago

So you would rather me think of baseball?

[–]mollshenanigans 2 points3 points ago

Well I'm not sure what batin' would be in baseball, since the only thing I can think of is batting.

[–]3019605275 13 points14 points ago

[–]IATEBACON 13 points14 points ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

[–]CITIZENCELL 186 points187 points ago

He should dress in traditional kenyan garb just to give a few hardcore tea-baggers heart attacks

[–]Missionary 11 points12 points ago

I would pay for this just to see the Fox News reaction.

Actually, I wouldn't pay since I'm poor, but I would appreciate it.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 72 points73 points ago

To fuck with Christians, he should lay a mat and bow towards Mecca

[–]blore40 85 points86 points ago

He should grow a beard for the next 4 years.

[–]brilliantNumberOne 14 points15 points ago

Only if it's a bizarro-world/satanic beard.

[–]thebeardedone666 5 points6 points ago

This is a great idea!! He just grow a beard for the rest of his life.

[–]compulsorypost 6 points7 points ago

I can totally picture Obama with a zztop beard.

[–]Kinofthestars 2 points3 points ago

Well, atleast we'll know who did it.

[–]Jurily -1 points0 points ago

[–]Gir77 27 points28 points ago

I'm Christian and that would not Fuck with me at all. Not a bit.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 38 points39 points ago

You're normal

[–]underwhatnow 12 points13 points ago

And not crazy.

[–]MatterMass 3 points4 points ago

Random word capitalization, confirmed for Christian.

[–]Eyeless_Sid 4 points5 points ago

He is actually Christian. He self identifies as one and belongs to a Christian church and congregation. Not many people know this and most just think he is Muslim.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 4 points5 points ago

Oh I know what his official stance is, I just think its tragic that he can't catch a break

[–]Twelvey 1 point2 points ago

I think he's a Christian like most people are "Christian." Believes in God just in case...

[–]xXxCREECHERxXx 6 points7 points ago

I don't think it would be just Christans mad at that.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 15 points16 points ago

True. During his first campaign, he was attacked for being the wrong kind of Christian, then called a secret Muslim, then New York magazine said he's the first Jewish president.

He can't catch a break.

[–]CATSCEO2 11 points12 points ago

Wtf how...

[–]khanfusion 29 points30 points ago

The end of accountability in the media. That's how.

[–]AnHonestQuestions 3 points4 points ago

If Obama was really Jewish, you could bet there'd be accounting in the media.

[–]Nodonn226[!] 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget that he then needs to stand up and say "THERE IS NO GOD!" Because he's an atheist muslim.

[–]parkerknoll -1 points0 points ago

How about he just show up at a press conference and actually answer a few questions, instead of giving this 'it's all under investigation' shit? He should just wear teflon, since it's always somebody else's fault.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 10 points11 points ago

He's already taken the oath twice (due to the Chief Justice's flub), and will do so another two times in January (since 1/20 falls on a Sunday, he'll do it in private on 1/20 and again in public on 1/21 for show). I wonder if anyone has ever taken it four times before.

[–]vvh3 26 points27 points ago

FDR!

[–]thatwasntveryraven 11 points12 points ago

Duh. I'm an idiot.

[–]skyrous 8 points9 points ago

In case anyone's interested, Terry Crewes made a series of commercials as president Camacho where he weighs in on the issues of today.

http://collider.com/idiocracy-camacho-terry-crews-election/207947/

[–]Tasanova 8 points9 points ago

Would have liked this for his first inauguration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYlDbv7MqE8

[–]khamir-ubitch 8 points9 points ago

I expect he will announce his name change to Barack Hussien Mountain Dew Herbert Obama and start off his state of the union with the following:

"Shit...I know shit's bad right now, with all that starvin' bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. "

[–]reclamationme 6 points7 points ago

South Carolina, what's up!

Fixed

[–]DanishDude 4 points5 points ago

At least post the gif...

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 6 points7 points ago

[–]mcreeves 5 points6 points ago

TIL re-elected presidents have a second inauguration.

[–]baruckus 5 points6 points ago

Camacho2012

[–]tnb641 37 points38 points ago

That's right folks! Not one, but two -- watermarks at the bottom.

[–]michigandalf 11 points12 points ago

2 termz 2 chainz 2 watermarkz

[–]drdactyl 3 points4 points ago

I was wondering why they called him 2chainz.

[–]Gir77 3 points4 points ago

And now I have to go watch the movie.

[–]TheKeggles 0 points1 point ago

I'm having a ball achingly hard time trying to remember what it's called!

[–]BeRiemann 2 points3 points ago

Idiocracy

[–]SonOfDenny 0 points1 point ago

Idiocracy

[–]ForTheBacon 3 points4 points ago

The reference. It's too appropriate.

[–]invalid-user-name- 3 points4 points ago

welcome to costco, I love you.

[–]Gadsden 2 points3 points ago

It would be fitting.

[–]CyberJay03 2 points3 points ago

I was hoping to see Apollo Creeds entrance in Rocky

[–]cajungator3 2 points3 points ago

I don't like the guy either but I don't want a Russian to kick his ass. Damn.

[–]MIGHT_RAPE_YOU 3 points4 points ago

I'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI

[–]burritobus 0 points1 point ago

The fuck did I just watch.

[–]YouParkLikeAnAsshole 2 points3 points ago

I think he should come out for his inauguration speech and exclaim!

"Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is OOOOOOOOOO!"

Then drop the microphone and casually walk away.

[–]ghlysptwld 2 points3 points ago

I fell Idiocracy has come to Amercia way faster than even the Movie said.. why ya talking gay..

[–]fjarce 4 points5 points ago

Obama knows what plants crave!

[–]carlkarlson 0 points1 point ago

South Carolina... Wassuuup!

[–]bamyo 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the 'fro!

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

Fuck al 'o y'all!

[–]ChiefSittingBear 1 point2 points ago

It would certainly appeal to most of the people who voted for Romney.

[–]RayRayDelmar -1 points0 points ago

I love you Internet!

[–]unhappymagicplayer 1 point2 points ago

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?

[–]Bikenutt 1 point2 points ago

I dont think we have time for a hand-job.

[–]qwerno 1 point2 points ago

a reference my ears applaud. I mean, they grew hands, just so they could clap.

[–]Madman604 1 point2 points ago

He'll do well at the House Of Representin' now who wants to go get some full body lattes?

[–]tolerant_man 1 point2 points ago

thank you for this, i was having a crappy day

[–]ace2uce 1 point2 points ago

Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her.

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

that's appropriate.

[–]cubicle_jockey 0 points1 point ago

this made me chuckle heartily

[–]Iwouldfucklolabunny -1 points0 points ago

MOUTAIN DEW COMONCHO! FUCK YEAH

[–]GeorgeIsOnReddit 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah!

[–]MrGoodbytes 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the Justice swearing him in won't fuck it up this time.

[–]Danzaemon 1 point2 points ago

Idiocracy is already on its way. I don't see any reason to hurry it.

[–]baalroo 1 point2 points ago

Camachobama

[–]MPS186282 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to remind everyone of this.

[–]ottawadeveloper -1 points0 points ago

This is how I hope he shows up.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1598591488/tt0483726

[–]kimosabe04 -1 points0 points ago

I'm hoping he walks out to this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXPzoKybQwo

[–]stoney_wan_kenobi 0 points1 point ago

oddly enough, many conservatives have been calling him this for 5 years.

[–]AskMeAboutMyLobotomy 0 points1 point ago

This is kind of racist

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

Wait, there's a second inauguration? I figured that day just passes by with little fanfare.

[–]GhostHandz 1 point2 points ago

Considering the current rate of intellectual deterioration of our country and the basic plot of this movie, I'd say that's about accurate.

[–]CokeBottles 1 point2 points ago

I would rather that how he leave the white house after his second term indicating that things have actually gotten fixed.

[–]le0dude20 1 point2 points ago

I was waiting for his victory speech election night.... I assumed because of all the waiting... He was going to walk out to "Hells Bells" wearing a crown and wearing a fur pelt and rocking a broad sword.Then as he got to the podium he raises his arms and fireworks shoot out! That's an America I want to live in.

[–]Mediadrake 0 points1 point ago

get out of my head OP.

[–]Averdrian 0 points1 point ago

Drop in like the start of Iron Man 2

[–]CheeseNBacon 2 points3 points ago

"And his approval ratings have sky-rocketed, especially in the south. It turns out Americans don't care what you do as long as you're wearing the american flag while riding a badass vehicle while you do it."

[–]Gizmocheeze 0 points1 point ago

Buy stock in "lectrolytes".

[–]wearepog 0 points1 point ago

President of all what... 20 states.

[–]losthours 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I always hoped in his second term we would start having big White House bloc party bbqs, he would come out in an American flag fubu jumpsuit, a fourty in one hand and a black and mild in the other. Biden has two massive pitbulls on thick chains barking and howling at guest. A reporter ask Obama about Boehners tax position, Obama responds, "Boehner? Who gives a fuck what that punk bitch thinks..." Obama and Biden then pose for a photo

Damn

[–]stuffgood 0 points1 point ago

I would say that is pretty accurate.

[–]keno1964 -1 points0 points ago

Cool. It might even convince those brainless twats that voted for him what fuckups they are.

But, probably not.

:(

[–]Miroudias 0 points1 point ago

How I hope he shows up: Linky.

[–]DarthMalus -1 points0 points ago

Pretty much what he did his entire first term...

[–]namerson 0 points1 point ago

Because he is black?

[–]Gates9 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait for the press corps dinner.

[–]Irishguy317 0 points1 point ago

Since we clearly live in an Idiocracy, I support your hopes. It would just be way more honest.

[–]grifter444 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking more like Apollo Creed in Rocky 4. He comes in in the Uncle Sam tophat and an American Flag cape. But then he gets killed by the big Russian dude so maybe not.

[–]infinitee775 0 points1 point ago

"welcome to Carl's Jr. Fuck you! and I mean it!"

[–]Dlichterman 1 point2 points ago

I'd also accept this

[–]xoites 0 points1 point ago

The Republicans already think he gave them the finger for running for re-election.

[–]Cdupree 0 points1 point ago

yeah he doesn't get a second inauguration, hes already president

[–]PerfectWhiteRussian 0 points1 point ago

The cape makes it look like a third leg. At first i thought, i didnt know black guys were THAT big.

[–]blatherskiter 0 points1 point ago

I doubt it. The guy wouldn't even wear a lapel pen without being forced.

[–]yzingerslinger 0 points1 point ago

Hope he get shot on stage

[–]Prez_Camacho 0 points1 point ago

I approve this message

[–]wr80 0 points1 point ago

Sanction me sanction me with your army. Wait a minute you ain't got no army!

[–]civic_minded 0 points1 point ago

I really wished he would, so we could finally get rid of him

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

I hope he shows up with a bunch of ball gags so you all can shut up about him.

[–]AmazingMarv 0 points1 point ago

I hope he enters like this but replace "Omar" with "Obama."

[–]martinarcand1 0 points1 point ago

BRAWNDO!! THE THIRST MUTILATOR!

I went back to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04

[–]shamanicspacebum 0 points1 point ago

The leader we deserve!!

[–]queue78 0 points1 point ago

ONLY IF HE GETS SOME BRAWNDO! IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!

[–]DrSamkick 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE! SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD .AVI TORRENT FOR THIS MOVIE!

[–]kevie3drinks 1 point2 points ago

Since he doesn't have to run again, I'm thinking he should grow his afro back out, and bust out those newports whenever he wants. Im not saying this in a racist way, Newport/Afro Obama in my mind is the coolest dude in the world.

[–]OfeyDofey -1 points0 points ago

a war mongering murdering psychopath? he's already there!

[–]theturtle7023 -5 points-4 points ago

I'm surprised, well this is reddit so not that surprised, that nobody has mentioned the fact that you have posted this picture in support of Obama. Or at least that is what I got out of the comments so far. If you have seen the movie, you would know that President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was elected by idiots. Not saying I am for or against Obama, just found it ironic.

edit: From the Wikipedia page " Advertising, commercialism, and cultural anti-intellectualism have run rampant and dysgenic pressure has resulted in a uniformly stupid society devoid of intellectual curiosity, social responsibility, and coherent notions of justice and human rights."

[–]eeevil_shenanigans 8 points9 points ago

i don't think the presidents in idiocracy were elected by popular vote. instead, those with the highest IQ were automatically appointed.

[–]cyclicamp 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure that was ever established. It seems like those with the highest IQ would be able to manipulate the election regardless of whatever method is used though.

"Hey Florida, all those votes that say the other guy won in your state...turns out all the votes for me were supposed to count twice, I forgot to tell you."

"You dumbass...you almost lost the election forgetting that! I'll put in my 269 elect..el..electral votes in for you."

Edit: (In my non-canonical fan fiction, Florida is recognized as one of 2 "swinger states" and is granted an almost-majority of electoral votes. Also, the population of Florida has skyrocketed in comparison to other states for the same reason the idiocracy exists in the first place, and everyone retires there, giving it more pull.)

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[–]theturtle7023 2 points3 points ago

you were the one that compared him, I just pointed it out.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 0 points1 point ago

Where did I compare them?

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 2 points3 points ago

You're over examining this. What's hilarious about this photo is the "fuck you haters" posture. What better time to do that in the aftermath of a election with so many conservatives calling for secession, assassinations, and recounts. Fuck those people.

[–]harvest_poon 4 points5 points ago

I think he's commenting that out of all of the possible 'fuck you' poses you could choose from, you chose one from a movie who's underlying theme was that Americans are functionally retarded, government is a sham, and the president enacts stupid legislation.

Also, don't let the conservatives get you down man. Let them complain, nothing will happen. I remember an election 12 years ago where Democrats complained a lot more than republicans are complaining now.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I picked this scene because it was over the top.

Not to open a can of worms but democrats complained in 2000 because the whole thing stunk of voter fraud, especially when the smoking gun evidence appeared (the leaked memo where Diebold's president assured Bush the election would be his)

And even with that, no democrats killed themselves over it, which has happened a few times already the past week.

[–]jackofheartz -2 points-1 points ago

OP missed the point of the movie.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 4 points5 points ago

I'm not equating him to Obama, just thought the posture would be hilarious given the amount of whining about his win. If you thought I was equating them, you missed the point.

[–]justmadeforthis -1 points0 points ago

no, it's 'hilarious' because obama is black.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 0 points1 point ago

Speak for yourself.

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

I'm with you Scro!

[–]jude951 -3 points-2 points ago

No

[–]IAmHereNow16 0 points1 point ago

And the UN UN-nazi'd the world.

[–]MulhollandDrive[S] 0 points1 point ago

So many classic lines.

[–]IAmHereNow16 1 point2 points ago

I like money.

[–]IMJGalt -5 points-4 points ago

Considering that many of his constituents are of this mentality it would be an entirely appropriate costume.

[–]lolatheists -4 points-3 points ago

Hopefully he dosen't screw it up like last time...

[–]throwawayreallydave 3 points4 points ago

He didn't. The other guy did.

[–]CuriousAndHigh -2 points-1 points ago

I'm hoping for something like this

[–]pdmcmahon 8 points9 points ago

What, a slow-loading GIF?