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[–]MECP_Master 18 points19 points ago

Puppy Dubs! Go Dawgs!

[–]chupamichalupa 50 points51 points ago

go dawgs!

[–]yosoybonita 13 points14 points ago

WOO! It's a beautiful day on campus today.

[–]chupamichalupa 0 points1 point ago

Hah its a shitty day at my highschool in the west

[–]Polaris06 0 points1 point ago

Not in my math lecture it isn't.

[–]notaplatypus 0 points1 point ago

Thank goodness. Yesterday was shit. So no need to wear rain boots today?

[–]mozaa 0 points1 point ago

Orange tassel = engineering degree

[–]BrockAtWork 9 points10 points ago

Wow- guess I missed mine too. How the hell do you know they exact date? O well. +1

[–]Hoktfonix 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if srs. Upvote because it's your cake day

I have no idea how to find out the exact date and I missed mine too.

[–]Dsilkotch 0 points1 point ago

Get Reddit Enhancement Suite, it'll tell you the exact age of any reddit account including your own.

[–]compulsorypost 1 point2 points ago

You could also hover-over the age in your profile where it says "redditor for [age]"

[–]vananaberry -1 points0 points ago

I lucked out and just happened to comment a couple times on my cake day and people replied to them wishing me a happy one. Don't think I would have had any idea otherwise.

[–]dino340 -1 points0 points ago

Hover your cursor over the badge.

[–]utopiaonmars 52 points53 points ago

Dubs!

[–]burgerga 22 points23 points ago

I love dubs :)

[–]developerduck 15 points16 points ago

WOOF WOOF!

[–]AphroditeAndTheXbox 7 points8 points ago

Go dawgs!!

[–]Calathas 0 points1 point ago

Check 'em.

[–]lilgump 18 points19 points ago

Upvote for dubs. That lil guy is adorable

[–]runkelso 5 points6 points ago

Upvote for everyone posting UW related shit. Go Dawgs!

[–]Seatowndawgtown 6 points7 points ago

Whose house?!

[–]TheBourbinator 7 points8 points ago

DAWGS HOUSE!

[–]goddamnhivemind 11 points12 points ago

H-U-S-Kaaaaay-I-E-S

[–]currish 11 points12 points ago

Nothing funny about this.

[–]Brallit 1 point2 points ago

This is how I feel about my job.
I'm barely competent. >_<'

[–]bizkut 2 points3 points ago

That's everyone at their job. The world is held together by people pretending they know what they're doing.

[–]hellomynameis__ 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much sums up 95% of college graduates.

[–]cyclicamp -1 points0 points ago

Hey 1 year clubbers! Did you notice your trophy/badge has circles and light blue lines? This is depicting note paper, as paper is a customary gift theme for a one year anniversary!

The more you know.

[–]frogdog420 2 points3 points ago

thats no siberian husky thats an alaskan malamute! i got one myself http://imgur.com/6PLOL

[–]Limn 5 points6 points ago

Dubs is an Alaskan Malamute for sure, but doesn't "Husky" just refer to sled dogs in general? Malamutes and Siberian's included?

[–]frogdog420 0 points1 point ago

maybe, husky is a general name for dogs that pull sleds but huskies are meant for speed while malamutes are meant for power and endurance. Ask a person who races dog sleds lolololol

[–]yosoybonita 0 points1 point ago

D'awwww! So cute :)

[–]titfaceassfuck 5 points6 points ago

Downvoted for "cake day".

Why are you such a stupid faggot, Player_5?

[–]poopinAround 2 points3 points ago

gotta agree, reddit birthdays/cake days are about as retarded as it gets.

[–]Player_5[S] 0 points1 point ago

sorry

[–]_grant_ 1 point2 points ago

What a majestic beast. I'd vote for him if he ran for president.

[–]mb9023 -2 points-1 points ago

It's time we begin the initiation ceremonies, then...

[–]MasterNyx -1 points0 points ago

He's a professor...of being a dog. Oooh, faced!

[–]Batrok -2 points-1 points ago

"missed your cake day"? WTF? Any true redditor is on every day. ;D

[–]admirals_go_nuts -2 points-1 points ago

I would have at least 2 cakedays by now, i didnt have to delete my profiles due to gf finding out and losing the precious anon

[–]radjga -2 points-1 points ago

dis is goodt

[–]bishop186 -1 points0 points ago

Cake day doesn't mean you have any idea what you're doing. Hell, look at me: I've been here for over 3 years and I have no fucking clue.

[–]Topwater -2 points-1 points ago

then you have missed the 4 month mark where you should have deleted the account and started over like a smart netizen.

[–]alalaitsabomb 0 points1 point ago

Always proud of my Dawgs! Go Huskies!

[–]MunchKing -2 points-1 points ago

MIssed my cake day as well.

[–]hawic -1 points0 points ago

I missed it too :(

[–]bumblebeez -2 points-1 points ago

FUCK I MISSED MINE TOO ;_;

[–]whit_wolf1 -1 points0 points ago

Welcome... I wish I could have gotten as much karma... alas 2 year club just hit about 2 weeks ago and still very little to show. :(

[–]gorofgof -1 points0 points ago

I'm a several year dude, but change up users every few weeks or months. I could have SO much carma, but i don't. I suspect my IRL life would be even more shit, if i worried about that shit.

[–]ericstottle -1 points0 points ago

probably gonna get a lot lash back for asking to clarify this but is cake day your birthday? because how in gods name does someone not remember that???!! were you in a coma or something?

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

Good. Now to repost your post to gain karma for myself. It's the Reddit way!

[–]Veora 1 point2 points ago

Godamn that dog is pretty

[–]konyfan2012 -1 points0 points ago

literally zero people fucking care you SHIT

[–]egores_house 0 points1 point ago

someone didn't read da rules.

[–]briguy182182 -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It's my first cake day! So I can finally say... 72coms 1397pts 2mos AdviceAnimals
How I feel hooking up with girls now 0coms -2pts 6dys funny
I have some idea of what im doing 47coms 1414pts 3mos AdviceAnimals
How I feel after making my first ever reddit post. 0coms 24pts 4dys funny

source: karmadecay

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[–]Silver_Foxx 3 points4 points ago

source: karmadecay

[–]inness -1 points0 points ago

I also missed my cakeday (about a week ago). My solace is also somewhat not ignorancing self, Reddit upon, pseudo-skillfully. May I tag along behind the upvotes?

[–]sweep99 -1 points0 points ago

Good Boy!

[–]LordZero -5 points-4 points ago

I've forgotten and missed both my cake days. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Titty sprinkles?

[–]MarsEclipse 0 points1 point ago

My second cake day passed without me knowing/caring as well.

[–]derp_derpistan -1 points0 points ago

no, r/dicksprinkles

[–]Moo_moo_Milk -2 points-1 points ago

Aww he looks so proud of himself

[–]stamatt45 -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't miss my cake day, it was just on election day so nobody gave a flying fuck about anything that wasn't politics related

[–]IAmAtomato -3 points-2 points ago

I know that feel bro.. Missed my cakeday too, zo much karma lost..

[–]adyum -2 points-1 points ago

Come back when you have three years of experience

[–]Weeerndstrom -5 points-4 points ago

Go Cougs!

[–]disastrophy 2 points3 points ago

Why are you here? Get back to yelling at Marquess Wilson and making him sad

[–]Weeerndstrom -1 points0 points ago

Just doing my civic duty as a coug. Maybe you guys should have yelled at Albany a little more

[–]disastrophy 0 points1 point ago

Ouch, too soon, right in the feels