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[–]iRedddit 438 points439 points ago

[–]YesYouCannot 234 points235 points ago

I can't comprehend this. It's just. It's too much.

[–]rblue 64 points65 points ago

He's actually just fucking the ottoman.

[–]mathangis 102 points103 points ago

That's what the dog is thinking.

[–]Footballvike81 16 points17 points ago

the dog whisperer.

[–]wevcss 13 points14 points ago

beautiful

[–]Full_Of_Win 4 points5 points ago

Something along the lines of "Woah I really like this show"

[–]falcon_jab 32 points33 points ago

Such things were never meant for human minds

[–]BegginForBacon 12 points13 points ago

His holiness...

[–]reddez 4 points5 points ago

One True God.

[–]satcheson 149 points150 points ago

Everytime I see a Labradoodle do this, it just looks like a man in a dog suit to me!

[–]Jeroknite 94 points95 points ago

I've not convinced that it isn't.

[–]Naggers123 24 points25 points ago

Dean Pelton is taking it too far.

[–]TerminalxSound 5 points6 points ago

He only likes dalmations, silly

[–]satcheson 9 points10 points ago

He's so sassy!

[–]myth1n 11 points12 points ago

haha, *she :)

[–]hngryhngryhippo 35 points36 points ago

Dogs bend like this?

[–]Provenzer0 74 points75 points ago

[–]red321red321 42 points43 points ago

I'm so high right now

[–]FoUfCfK 9 points10 points ago

hi what kind of dog is this?

[–]brocahantas 18 points19 points ago

Hi I don't know.

[–]bitterbeings 27 points28 points ago

that's gotta be a child in a dog suite.

[–]Kubaker1 19 points20 points ago

It has.. knees!

[–]carlcon 16 points17 points ago

All I see is a a human in a dog costume. I'm not being a smart-ass... that's honestly all I can comprehend here.

[–]dressedAsDog 6 points7 points ago

That's impossible. Who'd dress like that?

[–]ThunderGyra 34 points35 points ago

[–]muffinmonk 21 points22 points ago

What the fuck.

[–]Attack_Bovines 13 points14 points ago

This makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

[–]MeSoCornyyy 50 points51 points ago

[–]immatellyouwhat 94 points95 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/d93qm.jpg

Edit: the dog can grammar now

[–]dnvsasm 56 points57 points ago

WOULD'NT!!!!

[–]newtothelyte 10 points11 points ago

It's a shortening for would ent

[–]theWhoHa 14 points15 points ago

8/10 would ent

[–]slappypappywahwah 6 points7 points ago

[8]/[10]

[–]falcon_jab 3 points4 points ago

I keep looking at these pictures, and I'm enjoying looking at them, but given the events of the last couple of days, I'm terrified I'm going to end up seeing a butthole.

[–]redvelveteenrabbit 11 points12 points ago

Your URL... it's indie god.

[–]jsmith84 10 points11 points ago

[–]gezoon 7 points8 points ago

Might as well be this dog - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW9dOdVyE2M

[–]elvis_jagger 3 points4 points ago

Day 32 - They still don't realize I'm a guy in a dog costume

[–]Crossbowshootr 124 points125 points ago

10 dog.

[–]Karma_Adict 12 points13 points ago

yeah... I really don't know how people repost shit 3 days after the original post.

[–]vincentk18 11 points12 points ago

You don't know how? Look at your username, that's how

[–]Crossbowshootr 4 points5 points ago

Oh shit, now my school's gonna see that I've been on /r/trees . But this was worth it.

[–]iaman00b 22 points23 points ago

[–]Crossbowshootr 1 point2 points ago

This is perfect.

[–]--Anon-- 14 points15 points ago

[–]TheWhiteShadow42 16 points17 points ago

ANECDOTE INBOUND! My dad accidentally hit one of my dogs in the face with a machete while chopping some weeds at the motorcycle club grounds (place to ride dirt bikes and stuff). The dog is stealthy as fuck, so he ran up and got hit right by his lip. We took him to the vet right after. There was blood everywhere in the car on the way there, but he wasn't injured that badly at all. He was given a shot that knocked him out in a few minutes and that would keep him in a very sleepy state for hours afterward. After getting stitches, the vet gave him a shot that reversed the medicine so that he would wake back up in about 5 minutes. After taking him home, he would fall asleep while walking around the house, nearly falling over. It was hilarious. I have since started calling him "[10] dog." I hope you enjoyed my story!

[–]HeebrewHammer 6 points7 points ago

I was laughing so hard when I saw this picture because my first thought was that it was 10 dog.

[–]JacksonHannan 32 points33 points ago

/r/perfecttiming might like this.

[–]evs2012 6 points7 points ago

and r/photoshopbattles

[–]Ledengary 199 points200 points ago

[–]AptMoniker 13 points14 points ago

Anyone have a version without the "lol library" and the "i have the weirdest boner right now" text at the bottom? Would be much better.

[–]newtothelyte 7 points8 points ago

Poor Colby. Never forget...

[–]shadylady76 11 points12 points ago

That is both disturbing and fucking hilarious. Take my votes, take them all!

[–]TotallyNotSuperman 15 points16 points ago

So... one of them?

[–]rblue 2 points3 points ago

Oh my fucking God...

[–]sidney_crago 2 points3 points ago

RED ROCKET!

[–]belligerentbassbone 2 points3 points ago

Makes all the [10] comments seem so shallow; clearly that's a getting-head face. Thank you for illustrating.

[–]GanjaMadness 10 points11 points ago

[–]3M_TA3 8 points9 points ago

If you look very closely in the background, you can see there are two shelves above the tv and, if you look very closely at those shelves, you can see they are empty.

[–]peterkingsnuggets 12 points13 points ago

And with even more scrutiny, it is patently obvious that LeBron traveled.

[–]FrostedPoptart 28 points29 points ago

repost from r/trees

[–]cooguy000 4 points5 points ago

looks like hes getting dome from a bitch

[–]enduser666 4 points5 points ago

Where is this dog that you guys are talking about? All I see is a stoned kangaroo.

[–]nicxus 3 points4 points ago

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 13 points14 points ago

Yo quiero mucho Taco Bell.

[–]bobtheundertaker 4 points5 points ago

Can we stop having 87 threads in every single damn photo saying it was staged? Yes it might have been, but ask yourself these questions. Do you have any proof? Is it possible the picture wasn't staged? Then shut the fuck up and just look at the damn picture. We are all well aware that there is a possibility it was staged, but if nobody has any proof then you are just parroting everyone else. Done.

[–]SlapnutsGT 1 point2 points ago

Dude, cookies are like ... human treats.

[–]lethargicwalrus 15 points16 points ago

It's almost as if it was staged.

[–]Squalor- 38 points39 points ago

There's no way he purposely stopped whatever was on the television at that exact moment, sat his dog on the couch—that is seemingly and befuddlingly facing away from the television—ticked his dog's stomach so it closed its eyes, and took a picture.

There's just no way.

[–]CurlyTurnip 24 points25 points ago

Twist: OP is a taxidermist

[–]skullydazed 16 points17 points ago

Do you really think someone would do that? Just stage pictures for karma?

[–]TuneRaider 4 points5 points ago

...on the internet?

[–]blarch 2 points3 points ago

To me it looks like the dog is lying in a lady's dress, but it could also be a man's dress.

[–]Cas4040 1 point2 points ago

Nicole has competition.

[–]Kamikazex13 0 points1 point ago

I think /r/trees just found a new mascot...

[–]fredryk 0 points1 point ago

Fake

[–]Tybob51 1 point2 points ago

10 Dog

[–]johnjon93 3 points4 points ago

Repost is a repost

[–]WonkRobot 3 points4 points ago

Who's on the tv?

[–]celebrityA 7 points8 points ago

I'm 80% sure that it's Nicole Scherzinger.

[–]WhackAttack 1 point2 points ago

I'm seeing double here, four Krustys!

[–]twinglockfortys 0 points1 point ago

"Duuuuuuuuude"

[–]Sutcliffe 0 points1 point ago

You really need to post this in r/PerfectTiming as well!

[–]austin713 1 point2 points ago

give it 24 hours before this becomes 10 dog

[–]angrymole 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, I just saw that dog's vinegar strokes. I saw into his soul, no bueno.

[–]evilbananaman 1 point2 points ago

Incoming [10] dog memes

[–]eHaxr 0 points1 point ago

Funniest thread of the day.

[–]Hernan-Crespo 1 point2 points ago

"Dude, I'm fuck as high."

[–]hngryhngryhippo 0 points1 point ago

I mean...there could be a topless lady walking in the background too. That picture arguably would have been taken at a better time. Just sayin'

[–]FusionAmoeba 0 points1 point ago

10 dog?

[–]Leshow 1 point2 points ago

that bitch is so hot

[–]Mr_Better_Days 1 point2 points ago

It's absolutely out with my capabilities but this is primed for a face swap if ever I've seen one.

[–]diggit81 0 points1 point ago

I don't know who the girl on the TV is but that dogs face reminds me of the dark side of the moon and a few good bong hits.

[–]llendo 0 points1 point ago

submit to /r/perfecttiming =)

[–]TaterGoodmoons 1 point2 points ago

Is that a dog or a kangaroo? Because it really looks like a kangaroo.

[–]skinturtle 1 point2 points ago

Either something sexual is happening to this dog...or he is comfortably stoned.

[–]SignatureToke 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a thibg from tank girl :D!

[–]FoxyGrampa 0 points1 point ago

he's a [12]

[–]awake673 1 point2 points ago

Nicole Scherzinger and the dog are practicing their sexy faces when the wind comes blowing hahaha

[–]vishaul1 -1 points0 points ago

yolo

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 0 points1 point ago

Jackal dog

[–]uofT-rex 0 points1 point ago

=_=

[–]myterribear 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks this is someone's pet kangaroo in Australia?

[–]black_brotha 0 points1 point ago

the similarities are outstanding..........

[–]Sunnyside711 0 points1 point ago

hello, this is dog

[–]Sintos 0 points1 point ago

I mimic the t.v., BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

Those bitches be stoned.

[–]ellieD 0 points1 point ago

I love it! They are twinkies!

[–]KabanaBoy 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE post this to /r/photoshopbattles hahaha I beg you

[–]Shmee_Bell 0 points1 point ago

My new-meme senses are tingling....

[–]Lykoaster 0 points1 point ago

Certainly 10 Dog.

... Certainly.

[–]RodeoJr 0 points1 point ago

ya te quiero taco bell?

[–]razoRamone31 0 points1 point ago

this made me do a weird controlled laugh ive never done before. like the guy from Boardwalk Empire....you know who

[–]jeroenemans 0 points1 point ago

what a bitch

[–]bmes_ 0 points1 point ago

Dog is urinating all over that couch.

[–]fap_like_a_sir 0 points1 point ago

What we don't know is what's going on below the frame in both the picture and the tv...

[–]NotARealGuy99 0 points1 point ago

Dude, your kangaroo looks stoned.

[–]Joobawka 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this on the front page yesterday?

I'm freaking out man?.?.

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 0 points1 point ago

This is all I could think of as soon as I saw the dog.

[–]DoctorJedi 0 points1 point ago

Creepily human looking

[–]Davey_Disapproves 0 points1 point ago

Slow day on reddit...

[–]ThemBastards 0 points1 point ago

To photoshop battle zone

[–]Scarbane 0 points1 point ago

All 4 people in this picture look as high as I am.

[–]zach10 0 points1 point ago

Face swap!

[–]TexasCushing 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Nicole Scherzinger. Cool!

[–]MRIFENCE 0 points1 point ago

cvghkvfg

[–]blowjar 0 points1 point ago

I imagined him barking with an indian accent after this

vuph vuph

[–]ananab 0 points1 point ago

someone faceswap this. please.

[–]keith_weaver 1 point2 points ago

A better time could have been the previous 5 reposts in the last 2 days....

[–]gothgar 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe the TV was just paused and they waited till the dog made the face then took the picture.

[–]natek47 0 points1 point ago

You rack disciprin!

[–]Trollnoveltyaccount 0 points1 point ago

Sucks like poop and poop

[–]16watt 0 points1 point ago

Meet [10] dog

[–]tunejunkie21 0 points1 point ago

feels gooood man

[–]Rambowe 0 points1 point ago

what breed of dog is this? It looks perfect for apartment/condo/townhome living. I want one.

[–]amemorableusername 0 points1 point ago

I call shenanigans:

The advert doesn't take up the whole screen (which would be unusual and not impossible), plus the picture's too crisp and not glarey enough to a photo of a TV in action. It's a shoop.

[–]aceyp423 0 points1 point ago

Feels good man.

[–]amightyrobot 0 points1 point ago

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for your timing.

[–]xanderdad 0 points1 point ago

Dem ears!

[–]wyattray 0 points1 point ago

What a cool pooch

[–]Electroverted -1 points0 points ago

"10 Dog"

[–]bob-leblaw 0 points1 point ago

Pet one, shoo the other.

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

[11]

[–]My2BallsRNSync 0 points1 point ago

ERMAHGERD NICOLE SCHERZINGERRRRRRR

[–]TheDownmodSpiral 0 points1 point ago

Aliens.

[–]laurenv85 0 points1 point ago

I saw this last week

[–]cattdaddy 0 points1 point ago

Red rocket.

[–]Lemonr 0 points1 point ago

He looked baked.

[–]specialed101 0 points1 point ago

Colorado?

[–]bigdefmute 0 points1 point ago

I see a face swap in the near future.

[–]DrPineappleSocks 0 points1 point ago

10 dog--"if I just keep eating my own shit I'll never run out of food"

[–]2buffet2soda 0 points1 point ago

Your dog looks like this guy

[–]thescariestbear 0 points1 point ago

face swap.

[–]Piotr555 0 points1 point ago

Ever seen the Shining where Jack takes the first drink at the imaginary bar?

[–]asheets96 0 points1 point ago

It reminds me of the dog from dude where's my car

[–]whereisnay 0 points1 point ago

Ns family is waiting outside. I can see them in bus stops and around the block. Not sure how they will react and they do take orders from whoever is in charge so I can't interrupt that. I'm very tired right now but I'm at a conscious level. I just need to see N to talk to her and see what's going on. I think she's here but I have no way of knowing.

I'd like to speak to someone in security to know details.

Can a mod let me post more often in a specific time delay?

Thanks,

Edit: Can you guys help me get this a little higher?

[–]sonofabear17 0 points1 point ago

[–]sra502 0 points1 point ago

Wow lol

[–]griffinhamilton 0 points1 point ago

Mahh niggga

[–]svejn 0 points1 point ago

AHAHAHAH oh the timing!!

[–]gaedikus 0 points1 point ago

it could have been taken without that ugly dog on tv in the background.

[–]pipthefirst 1 point2 points ago

Dog is high as fuck http://imgur.com/yf41O

[–]Carvinrawks 0 points1 point ago

Stoned dog is stoned.

[–]green_lighter 1 point2 points ago

just so you don't waste your time, I already ruined the faceswap last week...

[–]Dave48080 0 points1 point ago

Excellent shot!

[–]zombieregime 0 points1 point ago

new meme, [10] dog?

[–]pjhollow 0 points1 point ago

[10] dog.

[–]Callumlfc69 0 points1 point ago

THIS GOING TO BE A MEME SOON!!!!! Either /r/trees or /r/adviceanimals I called it.

[–]alohahoja 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, about a week ago I saw this on my friend's facebook page... I thought to myself, Reddit would like that. BUT THEN I DID NOTHING, I'm a fool.

[–]burdman69 -1 points0 points ago

Im just happy to see a dog post with close to 4000 upvotes....the amount of cats on this site is disturbing.

[–]H483R 0 points1 point ago

This was posted just yesterday.

[–]willhamaker 0 points1 point ago

10 dog

[–]coldwives 0 points1 point ago

Hey our dogs look alike I've never come across a chihuahua that looks like mine. Is yours full-breed? Apparently mine is although she certainly doesn't have the temperament of your typical chihuahua...

[–]kneaders 0 points1 point ago

Why did you not post this to photoshop battles?

[–]Mikhos 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm not the only one who thought this. http://i.imgur.com/OrrrA.jpg