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[–]rocksoldier 107 points108 points ago

I am positive that this is the reason I should get off Reddit and start reading books..

[–]thomasrushton1996 59 points60 points ago

but books don't have gifs!

[–]edm39c 62 points63 points ago

They do on drugs.

[–]mrcleatus 33 points34 points ago

Why are the books on drugs?

[–]Persdear 29 points30 points ago

So that they have gifs. Geeze, get with the program.

[–]AlexGrass 2 points3 points ago

Where can I download this program?

[–]biitchhplease 2 points3 points ago

[–]999realthings 1 point2 points ago

Would have liven up a lot of required high school reading when the word started dancing.

[–]The__Erlking 1 point2 points ago

Heh...high school reading.

[–]sdoorex 6 points7 points ago

[–]ForeverMovement 198 points199 points ago

A lot worse off I'm guessing

[–]McLovin804[S] 91 points92 points ago

You're Welcome.

[–]brygy24 45 points46 points ago

I'm now complete

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 54 points55 points ago

This is his final form.

[–]AATroop 15 points16 points ago

He bro, we're going to Elysium. Wanna tag along?

[–]BigEdDunkel 11 points12 points ago

That kind of strong leadership inevitably leads to this

[–]notpatsullivan 1 point2 points ago

Oddly, this is the first thing I thought of.

[–]theflying6969 4 points5 points ago

Thank r/trees. it was posted there yesterday.

[–]The_cautionary_whale 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, genuinely.

[–]atheistjubu 1 point2 points ago

I never understood granting welcome to someone that appreciates something:

Bob: Thanks for the hat.

Bill: You are welcome [to its usage/to appreciate it/???]

Doesn't "de nada" ("it was nothing") make more sense as a gracious gift givers' reply?

[–]biitchhplease 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure all languages say some form of "it was nothing" except English. Why do we have to be so weird?

[–]Sanwi 4 points5 points ago

My life definitely improved upon seeing this.

[–]Seaniejo 50 points51 points ago

WHAT WAY

DOES THE PIZZA TURN

[–]shark2000br 9 points10 points ago

It appears to be turning both ways--it twists with the President's hips!

[–]wafedo 6 points7 points ago

When I first looked, it seemed like the outer two rings of pepperoni were spinning counter-clockwise and the inner was spinning clockwise o_0

[–]jojjo223 1 point2 points ago

Same here. Shit's getting weird now...

[–]Taatero 0 points1 point ago

I learned to change the direction by will. I'm the master of this gif now! Three minutes well spent.

[–]Hot-Tea 17 points18 points ago

dae HATE papa johns??!?!?

[–]mugwump10 22 points23 points ago

so brave

[–]Hot-Tea 8 points9 points ago

please, only upboats! It's a selfpost, so I don't keep any of them

[–]DaPurpleCobra 3 points4 points ago

DAE remember Ron Paul? Fuck I'm old

[–]Routerbox 0 points1 point ago

I thought I knew but then I looked again.

[–]xXNickelbackRulezXx 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]Carlc4 0 points1 point ago

When looking at the pizza it turns clockwise when looking at Obama it turns counter clockwise. 0_0

[–]ADF01FALKEN 0 points1 point ago

After many hours of careful research, I have determined... CLOCKWISE!

[–]Snowboarding_Jacket 13 points14 points ago

I had a similar experience. Syncs up especially nicely with the president's hip thrusts.

Edit:

Syncs up especially nicely with the president's hip thrusts.

I never in a million years would have thought I'd ever write that. So there's that.

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[–]HecticHeretic 0 points1 point ago

Glorious

[–]McLovin804[S] 13 points14 points ago

Oh God. My sides.

[–]demalition90 18 points19 points ago

[–]richiewww 1 point2 points ago

I had Air Conditioned nightmare by Mr Bungle on... strange day indeed..

[–]electricbouguereau 0 points1 point ago

In my feed, this is right underneath.

[–]NiceGuyMike 9 points10 points ago

I worked at a pizza place for a few years, and when purchasing pepperoni pizza by the slice you need to understand there are two ways the pizza guys can accomplish this; the correct way and the "other" way. The correct way is to add the pepperoni on top of the cheese then bake. The other, or "incorrect" way is to add the pepperoni after the pie is removed from the oven. If the pie is still oven hot, this is not the end of the world (but still not nearly as good). But the true sleaze way is to add the pepperoni to the cold or room temperature slice before warming it up in the oven. I understand some people like it this way. For a long time this was my go to method, but the correct way is many orders of magnitude better.

You may be thinking the "other" way isn't so bad. Here is the problem (I used to think this obvious but people just don't know), while baking the pepperoni will start to cook with the melting cheese. Each little pepperoni disk has a ton of delicious spiced and cured fat that will melt and mix with the cheese (and the sauce to some extent) to create something magical that you don't get after the pie is already cooked.

My recommendation is to purchase a full pepperoni pizza rather than slices. This isn't always possible given time and money constraints.

So you're at the counter of a pizza shop in want of a slice with pepperoni. How do you tell what type of pepperoni slices they have? If you see no pies with pepperoni they will add the raw roni to the slice and then heat it up. If you see a slice pie with pepperoni, take note of how the ronis are sitting on the pie. If they look like red plastic disks on top of the cheese, then they put the pepperonis on a room temperature pie (note, the use of plastic is not a descriptor of roni quality, a great roni may still appear this way on a cold pie). If the roni is slightly cup shaped, but not exactly sunken into the cheese, then they put the roni on a hot pie (this is acceptable in dire need). But if the roni cupped, sunken into the cheese, shrunken a bit and has crispy edges, then you have a winner. You'll also notice a certain amount of oil in the roni cup. This is a sign of true craftsmanship.

TL;DR - this pic made me think of the joy and folly of pepperoni slices.

[–]thejorge 1 point2 points ago

What method was used above?

[–]_shazbot_ 2 points3 points ago

President Barack Obama in a leotard dancing atop the pie to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" in front of a fireworks display IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE.

[–]archycockroach 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is when sexy Obama's foot turns part pepperoni.

[–]lordnibbla 2 points3 points ago

Looks like it was cooked with the pizza in the oven. See how the cheese oozed over a few slices of pepperoni?

[–]NiceGuyMike 0 points1 point ago

Yes....excellent!

[–]thejorge 0 points1 point ago

Good job Obama

[–]NiceGuyMike 1 point2 points ago

The "method" is putting raw pepperoni on cold slice and heating. Sometimes I would even put some cheese on top.

[–]lordnibbla 1 point2 points ago

Local pizza joint here: Can confirm the slice vs whole pepperoni pizza claims.

I make slices in the morning and when people ask for pepperoni, i just put some on top of one of the cheese slices and run it through the toaster. Comes out decent, but its a whole different ball game when they are baked with the pizza. Much more of the flavor is released and the pepperoni crisps up like fresh bacon.

[–]NiceGuyMike 0 points1 point ago

A few years ago I visited the pizza place I worked. They completely gutted it and installed conveyor toaster style oven. I was sadden, but I still wonder if the style of heat makes significant difference.

A properly and evenly heated toaster style oven should yield good results. The main advantage to the old style ovens, IMO, are the large slabs of stone (or cement or something) that makes up the bottom of the oven. They remain hot for days after turning the oven off. But take take days to come back up to heat. So I would hazard a guess the key to the toaster oven would be properly heating the base of the pie. Good quality oven will undoubtedly do this, but good quality usually means high prices.

[–]lordnibbla 1 point2 points ago

Yes, the type of oven matters a great deal. Higher temps for a shorter cook time (conveyor toaster) or slightly lower temps for a more even cook. (Large rotating oven)

[–]green072410 1 point2 points ago

The image, plus your story, feel like confirmation of something I don't want to think too much about.

[–]liveat60fps 1 point2 points ago

BRB, getting pizza...

[–]bsterling 8 points9 points ago

My friend made this, you should give her some cred since this is so awesome.

http://audreyobscura.tumblr.com/

[–]Jrmustang02 20 points21 points ago

All my single ladies, all my single ladies..

[–]BeejRich 5 points6 points ago

No lie, that's what was going through my head....

[–]Prosopagnosiape 5 points6 points ago

I hope Obama does another AMA so we can show him this.

[–]jascri 11 points12 points ago

Romney knows this is the only way he would have won http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rs2kz/

[–]024ratjoy 16 points17 points ago

I just lost 2 IQ points

[–]thejorge 7 points8 points ago

I hope I find them!

[–]024ratjoy 2 points3 points ago

Check the corner of grumpy cat and wtf.

[–]red_big_balloon 21 points22 points ago

This is basically what comes to mind when any foreigner thinks of America.

[–]Hermeran -2 points-1 points ago

Uhm... no?

[–]spatchattack 2 points3 points ago

Should have been a chicken pizza

[–]zorkempire 4 points5 points ago

That's impossible, because I wasn't truly alive until I saw it.

[–]TJarnold92 3 points4 points ago

This was on the Front page yesterday, how has it already been reposted in a different subreddit and made it there (it was on /r/Trees)?!?

[–]mackavicious 1 point2 points ago

Oh hey, look at this! Nick Holmes browses Reddit!

[–]PocketWocket 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noted this!

[–]the_obs 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes, I don't realize how weird these things are until I imagine myself describing them to a friend.

"It's a picture of Obama's head on top of an animated drawing of a woman's body, dancing gayly around on a rotating pepperoni pizza in front of the wilky way and fireworks" ಠ_ಠ

[–]lordnibbla 1 point2 points ago

Wilky Vay Walaxy

[–]DrBenPhD 1 point2 points ago

This is like the 3rd or 4th time I've seen this gif in the last 2 days.

[–]thejorge 1 point2 points ago

Lucky

[–]PocketWocket 1 point2 points ago

Either you're Nick Holmes, or you love to copy exactly what he says on his tumblr blog.

http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/35585626725/imagine-your-life-if-you-hadnt-seen-this

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 1 point2 points ago

Which way is the pizza turning!?

[–]iShox 1 point2 points ago

Why does my brain keep singing "Single Ladies" by Beyonce whenever i watch this?

[–]thavi 1 point2 points ago

Well I wouldn't be sitting in class starving for a pizza. Thanks, asshole.

[–]Bishopkilljoy 1 point2 points ago

Well, i WAS going to devote my life to fighting poverty and world hunger....but now....

[–]thinkpadius 1 point2 points ago

It would have been like this

[–]MusicWhip 1 point2 points ago

I feel just a little bit closer to nirvana.

[–]joshthehappy 1 point2 points ago

I know! I'll take ssomething that was popular yesterday on r/trees and karma whore it on r/pics!

[–]ALLLOWERCASE 2 points3 points ago

I found this difficult to fap to

[–]Wingthor 12 points13 points ago

I didn't.

[–]thejorge 3 points4 points ago

Noob

[–]lordnibbla 0 points1 point ago

Now I'm wondering if that is a lowercase L or a uppercase I..

[–]MyAntiAlterEgo 1 point2 points ago

It's an interesting commentary on the role of government in health care and private industry regulation. It raises some questions:

Would Obama have been able to push this kind of legislation through if he weren't such a celebrity-politician?

It would have been a better social satire if shit had been pouring out of Beyonce's ass on to the pizza, but then again, I liked the artist's work before it was a commodity.

[–]Carl_Hanratti 1 point2 points ago

I feel like I've just taken the red pill and am now finally exposed to the real world

[–]Niedowiarek 1 point2 points ago

I want my old life back.

[–]newfag_tr0ll 1 point2 points ago

The middle of the pizza is spinning the other direction..?

[–]DreaGneWld 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I'm complete.

[–]AlphaSkag1 1 point2 points ago

(X-post from /r/trees)

FTFY

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

Ah I remember a few seconds ago, when I wasn't thinking about pizza. Now I want some fucking pizza. Thanks op.

[–]Quothefool 1 point2 points ago

According to a book I'm reading, Stumbling On Happiness, a person, having experienced a thing, literally cannot imagine what it was like before experiencing it. So in a very real since, you've asked of us the impossible.

[–]csbrown83 1 point2 points ago

why did you do that to me?

[–]scumbag-reddit -1 points0 points ago

Well, my life is still the very same. I don't have any more or less money. My car is still the same. I have the same car. What is this scam?

[–]potatoiam 0 points1 point ago

I would fuck every single pepperoni to gain the power to twist like that pizza.

[–]couferson 0 points1 point ago

considering i have a pepperoni pizza in the oven as we speak..

[–]Tirawi 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ayamgoreng 0 points1 point ago

Bad luck Romney. Creates funny gif of Obama to insult him. Ends up getting more fans for Obama

[–]done_holding_back 0 points1 point ago

11/14/2012, 12:54PM EST... never forget.

[–]Kabakov 0 points1 point ago

I had to go back and see what the fuck i had clicked.

[–]JobDraconis 0 points1 point ago

Would have been sad... so sad...

[–]Mostly_Sometimes 0 points1 point ago

I'd be less hungry?

[–]pinzmcfreak 0 points1 point ago

funny as hell

[–]Lythysis[!] 0 points1 point ago

Infinitely superior to now.

[–]fraserwormie 0 points1 point ago

It would be the same....

[–]ravendward 0 points1 point ago

Why why why are the pepperoni spinning different directions.

[–]jemini101 0 points1 point ago

Oh that was just too beautiful for words. i can barely see the screen for all the tears in my eyes. very well done .

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes the pizza spins clockwise. Somtimes it spins counter-clockwise. Somtimes the middle spins one way and the edges spin the other.

[–]Shaftastic 0 points1 point ago

If you train your brain (or stare at this long enough), you can make the pizza spin both clockwise and counterclockwise.

Relevant

[–]RphotoG 0 points1 point ago

easy enough. Post like this are stupid and only for karma whores...

[–]ttnorac 0 points1 point ago

I will enjoy watching the news with this in my mind for a few days. I may even be able to take MSNBC.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Just did. Its pretty much the same

[–]standingbarefoot 0 points1 point ago

Them thighs ...

[–]xxsuperpyroxx 0 points1 point ago

All the single terms, all the single terms, all the single terms, now I ain't one.

  • Obama

[–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

Up until this point I thought life was just passing me by as I listlessly floated thought it. But now....NOW I FEEL ALIVE>

[–]ladyroxanne 0 points1 point ago

Finally, the perfect gif to describe my election night!

[–]kingproz 0 points1 point ago

Why did I try to find artistic meaning in this?

[–]ya_mad_bro 0 points1 point ago

I was listing to drum n bass when I clicked the link. Wasn't disappointed.

[–]haibanegatsu 0 points1 point ago

Hmm... if I hadn't seen this... my life would be like this.

[–]Pykoh 0 points1 point ago

The middle is going faster than the outside.

[–]DrPoontang 0 points1 point ago

I can fap to that.

[–]scotems 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to imagine that life.

[–]trumarc 0 points1 point ago

Best title

[–]SteamySteve 0 points1 point ago

Finally, I can die happy.

[–]fuzewall 0 points1 point ago

I am complete...

[–]mccrollin 0 points1 point ago

i needed this. thank you

[–]mxraider2000 0 points1 point ago

i got it even worse as the radio in my kitchen started to play "another one bites the dust"

[–]shkz 0 points1 point ago

i want a pizza now

[–]Fenoe 0 points1 point ago

id probably be happier...because that shoddy loop pisses me off

[–]MakkaCha 0 points1 point ago

My favorite pizza topping, pepperoni and Obama. I don't even like pizza.

[–]starshipsbaby 0 points1 point ago

Reporting from Tumblr = immediate Karma.

[–]starshipsbaby 0 points1 point ago

Reposting*

[–]szevo 0 points1 point ago

I would have a little more air in me

[–]the_sammyd 0 points1 point ago

804 RVA represent

[–]Wait_what_whhaaatt 0 points1 point ago

Better. fuck Obama, he is blacking up my pizza~!

[–]ZerroSpace 0 points1 point ago

This made my day it's almost as good as sharks with laser beams!

[–]tennop 0 points1 point ago

If you look at the pizza directly it spins counter-clockwise, if you look at in your peripheral vision, it spins clockwise.

[–]NotMyDayJob 0 points1 point ago

Came for the pizza..

[–]EddieDIV 0 points1 point ago

It would be the same but I wouldn't be contemplating this question so hard.

[–]sick0r 0 points1 point ago

[–]LAASR 0 points1 point ago

lolrofl that had me going for 30 mins.

[–]Bahmerman 0 points1 point ago

Mmmm...I like pizza

[–]Stridsvagnen 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone help me find the original video? Its a music video by some kids from Iceland, their bands name has Orchestra in it if i remember correctly, the girls is wearing a pink unitard or whatchamacallit, dancing weirdly through the universe with really bad green screen ^

[–]Santorum_Dirty_Dick 0 points1 point ago

About the same.

[–]lyonsth1 0 points1 point ago

If you watch this to "Still D.R.E." it looks like he is dancing to the beat

[–]bsb1127[!] 0 points1 point ago

Better

[–]kZard 0 points1 point ago

It would've been better :|

[–]DANK_BLUMPKIN 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if the pepperonis are multiplying

[–]m1dnite 0 points1 point ago

Life suddenly makes sense now. Thank you dancing pizza Obama!

[–]DesuNinja 0 points1 point ago

I stare at his face, the pizza spins to the left.

I stare at the pizza, the pizza spins to the right.

[–]smartchick69 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too long at this...

[–]Extradaemon 0 points1 point ago

This .gif works surprisingly well with Two steps from hell...

[–]aeclark123 0 points1 point ago

I actually know the girl that made this... it's been posted everywhere without connection to her... so just as an FYI here's her tumbler. http://audreyobscura.tumblr.com/... She's a pretty girl and I just want to give some credit!

[–]audreyObscura 0 points1 point ago

hey. i made this. go look at my other pizza gifs. www.pizzathursdays.tumblr.com

[–]OcelotKnight 0 points1 point ago

Because of this... I will expect Obama to stand on a giant pizza and dance during his second inauguration.

[–]mikhail3 0 points1 point ago

oh god! Im in a fucking library!!!! Thank you for showing me this, I'm sure the stares will cease in a few minutes.

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

Id like to ee hi vagina. by the ay my " " button dont ork.

[–]DovahDurza 0 points1 point ago

Silly Obama, you aren't a single lady!

[–]Adambrady86 0 points1 point ago

Was listening to Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know when I opened this.

Somehow, it really fit. Really well.

[–]Redplushie 0 points1 point ago

The body needs color.

[–]lildevil225 0 points1 point ago

Fantastic :-)

[–]PeteBunny 0 points1 point ago

weep Sorry, I can't!

[–]redditer1998 0 points1 point ago

my life would be completely fucking normal

[–]Glenjaman 0 points1 point ago

Just remember that everything (presumably fictional) you see on the internet actually exists in a different universe. EVERYTHING.

[–]The_Real_Johnny_Utah 0 points1 point ago

When I clicked on this link... I was listening to TV on The Radio's I was a lover the snare hit was in complete sync with the fireworks in the background... It was simply amazing!

Thank you OP... thank you for making my day awesome!

[–]redfox13 0 points1 point ago

Just clicked on this link while Walking on Sunshine was playing, made my day.

[–]decamonos 0 points1 point ago

Hey so I need some confirmation, I started listening to "IMNOTYOURBOYFRIENDBABY" and it went scarily well with it. Anyone else wanna try and give me some confirmation?

[–]Tomtin 0 points1 point ago

I watched this longer than socially acceptable.

[–]powbamninja 0 points1 point ago

i like it, imma put a ring on it.

[–]captainahob 0 points1 point ago

The longer you look...

[–]2AndAHalfInchesOfFun 0 points1 point ago

My life has become 2.8% more interesting.

[–]NZFx 0 points1 point ago

Was listening to a song that had lyrics say "She makes me want to dance" pop up just as I clicked on this. It was pretty awesome.

[–]turtletree69 0 points1 point ago

This is basically my life

[–]Orangitangmunchies 0 points1 point ago

My eyes would still be in my head and I wouldn't have to be dictating this to my sister. That's what my life would have been if I hadn't seem this.

[–]LedZeppelin 0 points1 point ago

So I'm listening to We Will Rock You and it matches perfectly.

[–]cameroncumland 0 points1 point ago

Would be a like not worth living

[–]yourxkid 0 points1 point ago

Was listening to "Running in the 90's" when I saw this gif. It was amazing.

[–]ADF01FALKEN 0 points1 point ago

Seems like the Obama counterpart to this.

[–]SyphilisMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Literally even the title was taken from tumblr. Oh Internet, you so silly.

[–]Gyro7 0 points1 point ago

This is your mind on drugs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

FUCK OBAMA, JESUS FOR PRESIDENT!!

[–]samzeman 0 points1 point ago

It's hypnotising

[–]seieibob 0 points1 point ago

Difficult to imagine.

[–]alexhappens 0 points1 point ago

Everything was going so well before I saw animated pizza dancing Obama on the internet. Now it's going great.

[–]Mook39 0 points1 point ago

My life would be drastically the same.

[–]2_EASY_2_REGISTER 0 points1 point ago

I imagine the satisfying fart I could have taken rather than see that.