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[–]Goz3rr 2 points3 points ago

I lost it at the 36 boxes of kleenex and vibrating seat cushion

[–]SrJulioSchlongenburg 0 points1 point ago

HR is a cunt, they ruin office fun

[–]Meeoen 1 point2 points ago

If I did just one tenth of this bullying, you can bet I'd be ass-kicked out of the company the day after. Except if I'm the manager.

I guess David is a manager then.

[–]Panq 1 point2 points ago

Source, for anyone who doesn't know.

[–]discopowerpack 0 points1 point ago

My sister had to have a meeting with a guy on her team because he carved a penis out of a cucumber and put it on a girl's desk.

"We don't carve penises out of vegetables in this office."

Believe or not, they still need more misdemeanours to fire him.

[–]PatchDawg 0 points1 point ago

Haha I love the last one!!

[–]MMolter 0 points1 point ago

The more I read, the funnier everything became. This man is a genius!

[–]SoloG 1 point2 points ago

should be titled "REposting at its best"

[–]Eatsoap 1 point2 points ago

David is a pretty cool guy. He has fun with his office friends and doesn't afraid of anything.