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[–]Gully_Fantastico 20 points21 points ago

The best thing about this is that I actually understand it, because i started watching Firefly last night. Success.

[–]chilliberry 12 points13 points ago

Get ready for emotional trauma when it ends.

[–]Gully_Fantastico 6 points7 points ago

I've heard. I'm prepared.

[–]gnomishmidgets 10 points11 points ago

You will never be prepared for the void that is about to fill your life.

[–]sunkenOcean01 5 points6 points ago

When I started watching it, I realized there was a hole in my heart that had been missing Firefly all this time. And then, when I was done and had seen Serenity, I realized the hole was still there.

[–]Coopernius 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. I'm still reeling. It's just... I don't know... Not all the pizza in the world, not all the lovely companions, not all the credits can fill it. The void is unmistakable. It will be there for the rest of my days.

[–]lifelesslies 1 point2 points ago

i have watched the series once a month since 2003... that totals out to be 6.8% of the last 9 years dedicated to watching firefly

[–]OSX2000 0 points1 point ago

Now that's true dedication right there.

It's too bad Serenity killed off Wash and Book. Even if the franchise is resurrected, by whatever means, it'll still be missing two great characters.

[–]lifelesslies 0 points1 point ago

indeed it would be... I actually wrote a timeline of sorts that I think successfully fills in the 10 year gap and sets up the show to be good again.

I seriously know pretty much every line. and can picture every episode nearly completely in my head... its sad really. and the scene with inara crying in heart of gold still gets to me all 108+ times....

[–]lifelesslies -1 points0 points ago

i have dedicated literally 6.8% of the last 9 years to watching firefly... over... and over... and over

[–]GoaterSquad 0 points1 point ago

lol me too!

[–]FemFapAlt 32 points33 points ago

I don't suppose you'd find it up to standards of your upvotes. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.

[–]ShreddyMarz 18 points19 points ago

Is that the chick from Homeland?

[–]dsac 25 points26 points ago

yeah, she looks a brazillion times better with long hair.

[–]HughGnu 8 points9 points ago

Maybe if we all upvote this, she will grow out her hair!

[–]pbnutellasandwich 5 points6 points ago

I see what you did there...

[–]Kittenclysm 26 points27 points ago

Yes, but in Firefly she played a classy prostitute.

[–]gnomishmidgets 9 points10 points ago

Companion*

[–]ShreddyMarz 4 points5 points ago

Nice!

[–]Nigyl 27 points28 points ago

[–]overweightanorexic 14 points15 points ago

I'd karma all over her.

[–]ReneMathis 1 point2 points ago

Hey-o!

[–]Lyianx 0 points1 point ago

Hey-o!

FTFY

[–]wiithepiiple 0 points1 point ago

[–]markusbolarkus 0 points1 point ago

[–]ross5781 1 point2 points ago

Mission: Karmawhoredom. Method: Explicit statement of whoredom. Results: SUCCESS

[–]Lovergirl06 3 points4 points ago

oh firefly how I miss you haha

[–]mcanerin 7 points8 points ago

The recent 10 year anniversary video for Firefly included some never heard before plans for Inara.

SPOILER:

Apparently,

1) she was dying, with no cure available. In retrospect she alludes to this several times on the show.

2) one planned episode (a very dark one) includes the fact that as a companion she routinely takes a drug that kills anyone who rapes her. She is captured by Reavers. When Mal enters the ship to rescue her, all the Reavers on the ship are already dead as a result of the massive gang rape, and Inara is in really bad shape. A touching scene with Mal was then planned.

And we never got to see this or any other the other stories planned. Fuck you, FOX.

[–]Vessix 5 points6 points ago

Everyone is dying with no cure available.

[–]kryonik 1 point2 points ago

That's deep man. Cut me right to the feels.

[–]mobomelter -1 points0 points ago

Seriously though no matter what FOX does I will never forgive them for cancelling Firefly in it's prime.

[–]Eldin89 5 points6 points ago

free obligatory upvote for firefly post.....ok i will be honest, its because Inara is hot

[–]VersatileLight 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Brimmk 7 points8 points ago

Firefly reposts are always the best reposts

[–]Bhangbhangduc 2 points3 points ago

Looks like OP is a... off glasses Karma Companion.

[–]belkarbitterleaf 2 points3 points ago

Firefly anything is always best said thing.

[–]SquishyShoes 0 points1 point ago

Except Firefly cancellation.

[–]belkarbitterleaf 1 point2 points ago

Don't remind me that happened. I would rather convince myself it is a break.

[–]SquishyShoes 5 points6 points ago

Upboats for Firefly.

[–]LooksLikeANewAccount 3 points4 points ago

You saw this in that prostitute's AMA yesterday too?

[–]LevDub -1 points0 points ago

[–]S4uce 1 point2 points ago

Glad i understand this, I just started watching Firefly this week after all these posts about it on here, liking it so far.

[–]theonefinn 0 points1 point ago

No V references yet? I am disappoint :(

[–]commongiga 0 points1 point ago

Saw this while watching Homeland. It broke my brain a little bit.

[–]degofx6 1 point2 points ago

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Companion, ohhhh....

[–]tossit22 0 points1 point ago

Keep it up and I'll call the Karma Police!

[–]theaceplaya 0 points1 point ago

One more thing Captain... that's the last time you call me 'whore'.

[–]acydetchx 1 point2 points ago

Karma karma karma karma karma com-pan-eee-onnn...you come and go...you come and goooooo oh oh oh.

[–]Biglaw 1 point2 points ago

Kaaarma karma karma karma companion! She comes and goes, she comes and gooooOOooes!

[–]gorramshiny 0 points1 point ago

Once again I feel the need to post in a thread because I have a relevant username.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

Dear god, it's gone. Well, I'm sure it was a nice post.

[–]Leprechaun_exe 0 points1 point ago

Is OP a karma companion? Seen this before...

[–]crossfitkid87 0 points1 point ago

Morena Baccarin is beautiful

[–]Coopernius 0 points1 point ago

Upvoting because Firefly.

[–]TheLastTimeLord9320 -2 points-1 points ago

Nice GOOGLE search

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[–]belkarbitterleaf 1 point2 points ago

How is that ironic in any way?

[–]Gothiks -4 points-3 points ago

She was by far the worst character.

[–]f22raptor272 -2 points-1 points ago

They also like to be called "Karma Escorts"