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[–]dingofarmer2004 38 points39 points ago

Yeah, me too, but I keep pulling the ladder out of the pool. So it's different.

[–]orthag 16 points17 points ago

Also, locking them in a room with a fire place and forty christmas trees.

[–]peachesgp 4 points5 points ago

Accidents happen. I like deleting doors sometimes.

[–]daramc255 1 point2 points ago

I like to trap them in the middle of a huge hedge maze with nothing but a cooker and watch the chaos unfold

[–]angrymacface 1 point2 points ago

Sims can climb out of the pool without a ladder in the Sims 3.

[–]zimelm 16 points17 points ago

That's why you never buy the 'Homicidal Psychopath' expansion pack.

[–]teejaydub 4 points5 points ago

Season 6 was disappointing for an otherwise witty and hilarious tv show.

[–]the_word_slacks 3 points4 points ago

One of us.

[–]poktanju 5 points6 points ago

The jokes have been great, but I like how they're setting her up for a happy ending in the final season.

[–]PolarX 4 points5 points ago

She's not saying anything "truthful" or profoundly relatable as the title implies. She's merely saying what /she/ does. She doesn't "speak the truth".

[–]evanj88 2 points3 points ago

When you are the one doing the murdering though, it doesn't count...

[–]CourtesyFlush83 2 points3 points ago

When a friend comes over and see's I have sims 3 and asks "cool, you have sims 3, can I see your family?" and my response is "bro, trust me, you don't want to see my family."

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/disgusted-oh-god-l.png

[–]guignoleyes 2 points3 points ago

How can Sims be "murdered?" I don't think that's even possible... unless she's the one murdering them. Then why complain?

[–]rube 2 points3 points ago

It's amazing how well shows like 30 Rock appeal to we nerds in a genuine way, where as shows like The Big Bang Theory are so forced and fake feeling.

[–]Mike12344321 1 point2 points ago

heh, i'd take the sims, then i'd have lots of money

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck would I want a wife or kids?

[–]purebrown -1 points0 points ago

The idea that a woman who looks like Tina Fey would have any shortage of suitors is laughable. I think blazing hot actresses like her and Anne Hathaway get off on playing loser characters.

[–]daitsdudes 1 point2 points ago

I'd marry the fuck out of her we'd honeymoon in Paris so fucking hard.

[–]this_sort_of_thing[!] 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, these self deprecating jokes never really work when you're as pretty as she is. Then again, I guess it would just be sad otherwise. You have to be pretty average for it to work, I guess.

[–]Hermeran -2 points-1 points ago

And here's the gif version.