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Some kid just said this during a Big Team Battle on Halo 4. (imgur.com)
submitted 5 days ago by [deleted]
[–]ThatIsMyHat 491 points492 points493 points 5 days ago
Target rich environment.
[–]MashTheClash 649 points650 points651 points 5 days ago
SIR. We are serrounded!!!!
Good. Then we can fire in any direction.
[–]BrownChicow 299 points300 points301 points 5 days ago
Sounds like something Zapp Brannigan would say.
[–]Tony_AbbottPBUH 97 points98 points99 points 5 days ago
Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller USMC did say it, which is even better
[–]kps2012 19 points20 points21 points 4 days ago
"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." - Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller
[–]08thWhiteraven 9 points10 points11 points 4 days ago
"I ain't gonna lie to ya major, you're going to be surrounded" "We're paratroopers sir; we're SUPPOSED to be surrounded" - Major Dick Winters
[–]USMCEvan 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
'RAH!!
[–]Ghost17088 27 points28 points29 points 5 days ago
That man was a badass among badasses!
[–]DJ_GiantMidget 15 points16 points17 points 5 days ago
up there with andrew jackson and ol' fuss n' feathers
[–]dubblix 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
I'm glad someone beat me to the source. He was a crazy, extremely decorate man.
[–]dominationdan 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
oorah
[–]cloudcover01 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Frozen Chosin.
[–]ahlksdjycj 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
They can't get away this time!
[–]zoltanps 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Thank you for quoting the greatest marine in history! Semper Fi!
[–]conitation 28 points29 points30 points 5 days ago
or sarge from RVB
[–]barristonsmellme 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Shotgun to the face can solve any problem! for example, let's see how effectively it handles insubordination!
[–]WongFarmHand 29 points30 points31 points 5 days ago
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
[–]jcpearce 109 points110 points111 points 5 days ago
Sounds like something Patton did say.
[–]fAntom3188 189 points190 points191 points 5 days ago
At the outbreak of the Korean War, Puller was once again assigned as commander of the 1st Marine Regiment, with which he made a landing at Inchon on September 15, 1950 and was awarded the Silver Star Medal.[7] For leadership from September 15 to November 2, he was awarded his second Legion of Merit. He was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross from the Army for action from November 29 to December 5 of that same year, and his fifth Navy Cross for action during December 5–10 at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir. It was during that battle when he made the famous quote, "We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller
It was Chesty Puller
[–]Natv 28 points29 points30 points 5 days ago*
Chesty fucking Puller.
[–]magor1988 21 points22 points23 points 4 days ago
That is Chesty MOTHER FUCKING Puller to you.
[–]Natv 9 points10 points11 points 4 days ago
Needs more BOLD MOTHER FUCKERS!
[–]mlenoddin 6 points7 points8 points 4 days ago
Classic Chesty...
[–]Natv 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
That's so Chesty
[–]cardboardbox92 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
Glad I'm not the only one thinking this.
[–]turborowdy 41 points42 points43 points 5 days ago
THANK YOU.
People better recognize that was Chesty!!!
[–]hydrogenous 3 points4 points5 points 4 days ago
yut
[–]turborowdy 4 points5 points6 points 4 days ago
yut yut, yut yut, motooooooo. moto yut yut! (cadence)
[–]gkraker04 9 points10 points11 points 4 days ago
My grandaddy fought in the Battle of Chosin Reservoir. The only thing he said about was this: "If hell were to ever freeze over- that place- is exactly what it would be like."
[–]jcpearce 6 points7 points8 points 5 days ago
Well played. My memory didn't serve me. My thought was of when Patton was asked if he found himself between the German and Russian armies, how would he react. I believe he said he would attack in all directions, or something of that nature, which pissed off our Russian allies, at the time. My remembrance was only similar, not exact, as yours was with "Chesty" Puller.
[–]partanimal 8 points9 points10 points 5 days ago
Didn't he do the "We're not retreating, we're advancing from a different direction" line, too?
[–]deshki 7 points8 points9 points 4 days ago
He saw an officer once forcing an ensign to salute him over and over, because he had forgotten to just one time. Chesty walked up and calmly reminded the officer he had to return every last salute.
[–]HNW 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
That was Oliver P. Smith Link
[–]orthag 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
My favorite story of him is from his time in Nicaragua. They wanted to do a bombing run, but their bombs weren't the right size for their plane. So he and another guy fashioned a makeshift bomb dropper out of a bedsheet and climb into the bomb bay of their plane and manually drop these bombs.
[–]captain_croco 3 points4 points5 points 4 days ago
People should read his biography. Simple titled: Marine! The story of chesty puller. Or something to that affect. The man was a true fucking badass. He pretty much went anywhere in the world where people were shooting at one another.
[–]willlee52 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
ctrl f chesty was not disapointed.
[–]hondamxr13 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Goodnight Chesty Puller...Wherever you are...
[–]OneAngryPanda 30 points31 points32 points 5 days ago
History! FUCK YEAH!
[–]smokeyoulikeablunt -1 points0 points1 point 4 days ago
no it isn't. brannigan's an idiot.
[–]ActuallyAnAlpaca 9 points10 points11 points 5 days ago
Technically they could only fire in non-overlapping segments with angle θ=360º/(number of participants) and 0º≤φ≤180º (unless you are Zapp Brannigan)
[–]Neeblue 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Would they be considered surrounded if there were non-overlapping segments? What if there are only two participants?
[–]ActuallyAnAlpaca 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago*
A simple explanation of being surrounded: The radial vector of the pursued from the origin to their current position must not be able to intersect a pursuer's pathline when r{pursued} ≤ r{pursuer}
This is a form of the equilateral velociraptors problem.
[–]RCIX 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
Reminds me of this guy or this guy
[–]wigsternm 4 points5 points6 points 4 days ago
Maxim 20: If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win.
[–]reon3-_ 3 points4 points5 points 4 days ago
I've been waiting for Schlock to invade pop culture a little more for years and years.
[–]obikirk 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
thats from http://www.schlockmercenary.com/ for the interested
[–]k4kuz0 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
Read the SIR as suddenly I realised... Someone shoot me.
[–]shikhargpt 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
I read this as if Simmons and Sarge from RvB were conversing.
[–]TopAce6 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Captain Benjamin Sisko, Startrek Deep Space 9
[–]flintsez 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
The opponents, on the other hand, only have to fire at one direction
[–]bro_digz 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
Ha! They've got us right where we want them!
[–]nsfw_goodies 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
you apes wanna live forever
[–]fork_in_the_outlet 160 points161 points162 points 5 days ago
This was said during the battle of Bastogne - http://www.lonesentry.com/gi_stories_booklets/101stairborne/
[–]titsmcgee333 39 points40 points41 points 5 days ago
Thank you! That's that young knowledge!
[–]generic93 20 points21 points22 points 5 days ago
nuts!
[–]Mcdoofus 15 points16 points17 points 5 days ago
Except there's no Patton's first army to break the spawn camp on Valhalla. That damn mantis.
[–]fork_in_the_outlet 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Wasn't it armored elements of Third Army that did that?
[–]boscoist 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Patton's First Army was entirely fictional, it consisted of inflatable tanks and barracks and a few companies of comms troops to simulate traffic.
[–]merv243 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
But they didn't need to be rescued by Patton!
[–]infectedtwin 6 points7 points8 points 5 days ago
MEDIC!!!!!
[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
Brutal battle.
[–]Inbetweenaction 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Realy, so that is where Rambo-first blood got it from...
[–]SuperDestructo 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Makes this song that much more badass!
[–]gbloem 38 points39 points40 points 5 days ago
kinda like this guy
[–]Rethen 22 points23 points24 points 5 days ago
My god... why the hell do people talk about Chuck Norris when this badass existed.
[–]restrik 5 points6 points7 points 4 days ago
PSSSST....they're jokes, Churchill was an actual badass
[–]Fudge_is_1337 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
If you like stuff like this, you should look up Douglas Bader. Dude crashed his plane, lost both of his legs, one above the knee, and was allowed to keep flying for the British Air Force, where he took a fair few kills before being shot down in occupied territory, escaping at least two POW camps before being sent to Colditz
[–]pyromaniac112 9 points10 points11 points 5 days ago
Or these guys.
[–]MostLikelyBollocks 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Dat Finnish Sniper.
[–]RawrXD 13 points14 points15 points 5 days ago
"In my opinion, sir, any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed"
Wow this guy is a classy bamf
[–]Satherton 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
THis is one of my favorite internet things. love it.
[–]steinmas 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
"I maintain that, as long as you tell a German loudly and clearly what to do, if you are senior to him he will cry 'jawohl' (yes sir) and get on with it enthusiastically and efficiently whatever the situation."
[–]scorpion347 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
My father has been looking a lot at WW2 recently. This will interest him.
[–]CashMoneyChina 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Props on this. I read it while I was bored during work earlier today.
[–]MrLurky 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
I WANT THIS TO BE IN A MOVIE :)
[–]BattleWizzard 50 points51 points52 points 5 days ago
Spoken like a true Spartan. Spartans never die.
[–]Dubhuir 29 points30 points31 points 4 days ago
That's Goonies, silly.
[–]BattleWizzard 4 points5 points6 points 4 days ago
Goonies never say die. Spartans just never do it.
Spartans are not allowed to be recorded as dead. Even in cases of confirmed death, they are listed only as MIA. This serves the dual purpose of creating a hallowed reverence for the perceived immortality of the super-soldier project, and maintaining public morale by upholding the belief that they were unstoppably capable.
[–]Srmolczyk 3 points4 points5 points 4 days ago
That's legends silly
[–]NJDevils30 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
That's wizards, silly.
[–]venfayth 4 points5 points6 points 4 days ago
The downvotes you have received make me sad :(
[–]Dubhuir 4 points5 points6 points 4 days ago
I appreciate the support! If not for your lack of proximity, I would bestow a Baby Ruth upon you. Goonies have to stick together!
[–]SPL33NM3RCH4NT 0 points1 point2 points 3 days ago
It's a repost..
[–]LordTwinkie 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Goonies never say die.
[–]HOTKARL2705 104 points105 points106 points 5 days ago
overly manly 13 year old
[–]ani625 17 points18 points19 points 5 days ago
That's an over-estimation.
[–]randomtroubledmind 11 points12 points13 points 5 days ago
"And so there we were, 500 against 2. What were we to do?"
"Shoot them both..."
[–]art36 9 points10 points11 points 5 days ago
Relevant real life badass story:
NUTS!
The most famous quote of the battle came from the 101st’s acting commander, Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe. When confronted with a written request from German General Luttwitz for the surrender of Bastogne, his reply was one word: "NUTS!" (the commander of the 327th GIR interpreted it to the German truce party as "Go to hell!").
TL;DR American paratroopers were surrounded by Nazis. Offered to surrender. General says "Go to hell!"
[–]trampus1 14 points15 points16 points 5 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/13515p/my_roommate_said_this_while_playing_halo_4/
[–]lolbbqstain 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
Perhaps they were in the same game. Yes, that has to be it.
[–]ffflareon 98 points99 points100 points 5 days ago
Overly Manly Man doesn't play video games.
[–]richardgrey 104 points105 points106 points 5 days ago
Only Ninja Gaiden.
[–]hitlechro 58 points59 points60 points 5 days ago
Overly Manly Man plays Ninja Gaiden? Poor Ninja Gaiden...
[–]Carbon_Dirt 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
No no no, he just lives it.
[–]hockal00gy 32 points33 points34 points 5 days ago
Contra is based off of him.
[–]Quack445 22 points23 points24 points 5 days ago
Dark Souls. With one hand. Blindfolded.
[–]PeskyCanadian 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
With no second chances
[–]LoopTransmission 4 points5 points6 points 4 days ago
Going straight to the skeletons.
[–]Asaoirc 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
i used the morning star and spent about an hour killing those skeletons, and later on found out it was the wrong way...
[–]elletheking 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
It ain't the wrong way - there is no such thing as the wrong way
[–]SirNoName 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Having never played dark souls, is this like, you go off the story line, you get endless waves of skeletons to blow through? Because, if yes, I would just do that and not the storyline..
[–]gingeristjake 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
From where you first begin playing the game (after the tutorial) there is a path to an area which contains various skeletons, some surprisingly large, which aren't really supposed to be fought at that level. In dark souls you are allowed to explore the area, the only real limitations being what you can kill to get past.
[–]LoopTransmission 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Me and my brother rented it and played over two hours trying to get pass those damn skeletons. When we found the best way to go, we were ridiculously overpowered.
[–]ferroh 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
Only Silver Surfer.
FTFY.
[–]SoloWing1 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
And I Wanna Be The Guy. And Dark Souls. And BattleToads.
[–]monovar 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
I swear I Wanna Be The Guy is the hardest game I've ever played. Never even come close to beating it ffs.
[–]seeyouinhealth 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
battle toads
[–]lediablerouge -1 points0 points1 point 5 days ago
Only Ninja Gaiden Super Meat Boy.
[–]Womec 7 points8 points9 points 5 days ago
He kicks Korean ass at Starcraft.
[–]QuickestSilver 30 points31 points32 points 5 days ago
Sure he does. But instead of using a controller he visits each of his opponents' homes and beats them with his own two hands.
[–][deleted] 5 days ago
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[–]mrpineapplehouse 5 points6 points7 points 5 days ago
your novelty account is bad and you should feel bad
[–]ffflareon 10 points11 points12 points 5 days ago
I didn't even get to see what it said.
[–]mrpineapplehouse 3 points4 points5 points 4 days ago
the account was 'draws things on white boards'
he got a dry erase board and a blue marker and wrote "I agree, Overly Manly Man doesnt play video games" on it. He took a picture of that, posted it to imgur, then posted a link to it
[–]ffflareon 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
That's absolutely terrible.
[–]A_white_kid 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
I saw something in another thread about something similar. It was I_AM_NOT_OP and he was responding as he was the OP. Someone in the thread went ''This novelty was doomed from the start'' or something like that. He simply replied with a ''ok D:''
[–]Hekkk 48 points49 points50 points 5 days ago
Some kid knows Chesty Puller quotes? Quick!!! Put it on the internet!!
[–]findingchemo 46 points47 points48 points 5 days ago
The quote you're thinking of is: "We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them."
[–]jedadkins 13 points14 points15 points 5 days ago
there are several different quotes a long the same lines (he was surounded alot)
"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
"Great. Now we can shoot at those bastards from every direction."
"We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them." - November 1950, during Chosin Reservoir campaig
[–]findingchemo 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
He was a real life Overly Manly Man.
[–]hitlechro 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
He's too busy learning his multiplication tables to memorize quotes...
[–]ducksrbetter 11 points12 points13 points 5 days ago
Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are!
[–]Zook 10 points11 points12 points 5 days ago
He's running another PFT.
[–]ducksrbetter 6 points7 points8 points 5 days ago
Kill.
[–]griffer00 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
"Who the fuck is Chesty?"
[–]Jaboomaphoo 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/puller.html
[–]griffer00 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
I know who he is. I was just quoting a line from "The Boys of C Company."
[–]AlxHand 8 points9 points10 points 5 days ago
Good old Chesty
[–]FuriousPorcupine 15 points16 points17 points 5 days ago
Legend has it that after he saw a flamethrower for the first time, his only question was to ask where the bayonet was attached.
[–]Mobius01010 2 points3 points4 points 4 days ago
Bayonet? You mean enema nozzle?
[–]docblue 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
I believe that was his second question. The man really loved to stab things.
[–]walkthedog 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
Communication is key. No, seriously. Get a mic people.
[–]Scruffy_Devil 6 points7 points8 points 5 days ago
Good Guy OP. Edits pic while in Big Team Halo match. Gives credit to teammate's Manly Man comment.
[–]drock515 6 points7 points8 points 5 days ago
This should be a courage wolf
[–]Freespace535 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
That's surprisingly badass.
[–]SPL33NM3RCH4NT 5 points6 points7 points 5 days ago
Was this before or after the other post of MM saying nearly the same thing?
[–]GunRaptor 11 points12 points13 points 5 days ago
Before
[–]theskinnysloth 9 points10 points11 points 5 days ago
After.
[–]EndymionAwake 11 points12 points13 points 5 days ago
Yes
[–]NovusHomoSapiens -1 points0 points1 point 4 days ago
...banana.
[–]j00jy 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
Sounds like Chesty Puller. The most badass Marine to ever walk the Earth. His men were surrounded in the Korean War and he says...
[–]asmulaabas 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
Reminds me of one of the greatest quotes ever by marine general chesty puller during Korea, when told they had been surrounded on all sides, he said "we're surrounded, that simplifies our problem."
[–]miss_kitty_cat 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
This is my favorite meme.
[–]gooddaysir 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
They've got us right where we want them. Now we can shoot at those bastards from any direction.
[–]blandassand 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
I like his confidence.
[–]TheCode555 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
That's awesome.
[–]SmoresPies 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago*
This meme is captivating...eh? eh?
[–]DomHaynie 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
That just makes me want to play Halo 4...holding down Guide Button...
[–]Nethervex 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
legend
[–]ImMikey 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
That was not just "some kid"
[–]tigerstorms -1 points0 points1 point 5 days ago
Recorded and remixed or it didn't happen.
[–]stretch_nuts -1 points0 points1 point 5 days ago
taking bets on how many time Overly Manly Man can reach the front page making the same general statement about Halo 4
[–]BF3FAN1 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
Aka the son of Chesty Puller.
[–]runsoutofspace 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Reminds me of Sergeant York.
[–]ogotrice 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
My friend said something similar: I pointed out that there were more people on their team and he replied, "more for us to kill."
[–]MaybeNotaTurtle 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
WE HAVE THEM SURROUNDED! At least on this side.
[–]mike2928 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
This actually makes me want to get the game.
[–]ichigo2393 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Perhaps the best thing I've seen all day
[–]turborowdy 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
CHESTY PULLER! BETTER RECOGNIZE!
[–]RandyPhresh 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
"Some kid just said this during a Big Team Battle on Halo 4" just screams overly manly dude from early 1900's
[–]ZeraskGuilda 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
If I'm not mistaken, a fella in the 101st Airborne, E Company, had said this during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII.
It has been stated that a Mr. "Chesty" Puller had said this during the Korean war. Mayhap it is from them, he drew his inspiration?
EDIT : "Fork_in_the_outlet" beat me to the punch. Good show.
[–]MeatyRhombus 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Now you're just making me sad that I don't have Halo 4 :(
[–]Hooties_Blowfish 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
I pictured this being said in a British accent for some reason.
[–]nusmesa 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
AIRBORNE! We're meant to be surrounded!
[–]No_Email_No_Password 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
[–]HideousClub 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
Hahaha typical nerd. He got "raped" didn't he?
[–]PC_nigga 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
SIR! We are surrounded!!
Then it is an even fight.
[–]ryanisreading 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
So Badasss... Gonna play bf3 now and attempt but a slither of that composure.
[–]dgasz 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Beautiful :')
[–]Zipper009 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
6 hours? C'mon, the points don't do anything...
[–]unholyrage 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
More like overly gamely gamer.
[–]live3orfry 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Surrender? Nuts.
[–]HiddenHippo 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
You cant be brave in a video game
[–]Idontlikekarmawhores 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
tfw no money for halo 4 :(
[–]MadScientist14159 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
There are 5 of you and 1 of me. Therefore I'm five times more likely to hit my target than you are. Therefore I have the advantage. - Pratchett
[–]Psychotic_Puffin 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
One of the few posts I literally laughed at. I love Halo.
[–]dimeslime1991 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
I posted this 6 hours before you did
[–]megustabaconandeggs 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
There I was; my back against the wall, knee deep in plasma grenade pins, expended magazines and brass casings. The Covenant forces were bearing down on me and all I had was my Spartan army knife and a can opener...was I scared? Yes, I was sacred.
I was scared one of them would get away.
[–]abdomino 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
That sounds a lot like what Sergeant Avery Johnson did.
The group he was in was completely wiped out in a battle with the Covenant, and he came across a crate of Plasma Grenades. He proceeded to use them on said purple bastards. It was put forward for a while that the radiation the things gave him was the reason he was immune to the Flood, and therefore was one of only a few that made it off of Halo (04, I think? It was the one in the first game).
In terms of badassery, many consider him to be one of the only people who have/had the capability to beat the shit out of Master Chief.
[–]confuzedcanuck 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
On Ragnarok I'll bet.
[–]Banes296 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
We're ODST, we're supposed to be surrounded
[–]schooluseguy 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
No shit, I've won Halo matches in the past with me and another guy after our entire team left the game.
It was a big team match, just a regular one.
That guy and I went from losing and outgunned, to winning the match and playing the best damn game I've ever had in my life.
[–]geos121 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
So...I was playing Halo 4 yesterday and I said this, but it wasn't btb...so I am not the man you are talking about, and for that I am sorry.
[–]Bacdizzle 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
r/halo would like this
[–]flying_asses -1 points0 points1 point 4 days ago
Chesty puller sais that In Vietnam
[–]ArabRedditor 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
This made me laugh pretty hard, just thinking about an arrogant 5 year old saying this.
[–]OniTan 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
You're on death's ground now.
[–]reborn8u 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Is BTB ranked in H4?
I loved H2 BTB, was amazing. They ruined it in H3 because it was not ranked, and they put a retarded amount of weapons that murdered vehicles ridiculously easily (missile pods, spartan laser ect) at least in H2 you could dodge rockets and they were placed in positions you had to fight for to get them.
[–]blaghart 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
Well ragnarok (the remake of valhalla, quite literally except for a few more vehicles) has shitloads of vehicles, shitloads of ways to kill them, but they respawn fast and whatever team has the most vehicles wins from my experience so far.
[–]GameEagle 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
It's actually whatever team maintains control of the hill that wins normally. It was the same in H3.
[–]blaghart 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
Interesting, this has not been my experience. Most of the action is taking place along the fringes, with a heavy focus around the turret and the pelican. Mantises become relatively easy to board when they try to navigate the rocks on the hill, which means that the team has better luck flanking rather than going for hill control.
Again though this is just my experience. I also noticed that most of the time vehicles were defeated by PPs and grenades/boarding rather than splazers, rockets, or other anti vehicle methods. This was counter to what happened from my experience in H3, where the splazer, rockets, and sniper rifle were key in fending off banshees,hogs and scorpions.
[–]Pandabarrel 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Yeah, boarding with grenades is the more common way now, though a good mantis pilot will be paying enough attention to stomp the ground when anyone tries.
[–]blaghart 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Dude the wind up on that thing is crazy...also I've been getting weird buggy/lag where I'll stomp someone in front of me and it won't damage them they'll lag jump behind the legs.
[–]casos92 -1 points0 points1 point 5 days ago
The ranking system is based on EXP earned not skill, but yeah, experience earned in BTB will increase your rank.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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