ow what the fuck how did that happen

SlimeQSlimeball · 1 day

Eating too much Cap'n Crunch.

Skreex · 1 day

Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrotal_tongue

EDIT: It's common, and (mostly) painless

Avoid pineapples if you have it.

daywalkermarshmallow · 1 day

TIL there is a condition called 'scrotal tongue'

zip_000 · 1 day

I've got this. I totally thought it was normal for most of my life. It doesn't have any effect - no particularly bad breath or anything.

abrandnewanthem · 1 day

I always felt like that happened to my tongue after I got a big bag of sour warheads.

Mensabutt · 1 day

All things considered, I'd take scrotal tongue over dick nose.

ReignbowGirl · 1 day

A good mum will let you lick the beaters. A really good mum will turn off the mixer first.

ProtoDong · 1 day

I had a girlfriend who had a fissured tongue like this.... best fucking blowjobs ever. Some day I will find another girl who has a tongue like this.

haleybaley · 1 day

Damn War Heads

voidminded · 1 day

Always wondered what would happen if you ate the whole bag of Sour Patch Kids

JethroWashington · 1 day

its hereditary

Nistune · 1 day

I have seen this re-posted a few times, and even seen other pictures of it...but I still find myself extremely curious. It just looks painful and... unpleasant. I read the wikipedia article, but I wonder if all of the fissures mean a loss of taste, or if your more likely to bite your tongue. I would even like to see a video of someone with this moving their tongue...

rudifer_jones · 1 day

You ever watch the movie "Teeth"?

CaptainFunyun · 1 day

My tongue is the same way!

DJ131 · 1 day

Blowjobs, now ribbed for his pleasure.

alsobrante · 1 day

Don't know, I think is "normal".. I have one big "what ever the hell is that" in the center of my tongue

rubyroborr · 1 day

I have this, and my brother always said I chewed on razor blades as a child to make fun of me. Now he knows it's called scrotal tongue, nothing has changed on making fun of me.

SimilarImage · 1 day

Age	User	Title	Reddit	Cmnt	Points
1 week	no-periods	Tongue, are you ok?	here	15	-2
2 months	ob3ypr1mus	tongue crevices	here	227	368
2 months	Klokateer	I don't even know man...	here	22	14

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anttyk47 · 1 day

Eating too many sour patch kids...

clever_oxymoron · 1 day

Fucking sour skittles.

FPSMelvin · 2012-11-14T14:23:26+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Tongue, are you ok?	15^coms	-2^pts	13^dys	WTF
tongue crevices	227^coms	368^pts	2^mos	WTF
I don't even know man...	22^coms	14^pts	2^mos	WTF
Watching peoples reaction is priceless	1244^coms	766^pts	5^mos	WTF
Fissured tongue	10^coms	-6^pts	4^mos	WTF
After eating way too many sour candies.	6^coms	-6^pts	1^mo	funny
How does this happen?!	80^coms	41^pts	3^mos	WTF
Picture The Movie Teeth But With The Roles Reversed	14^coms	-4^pts	3^mos	WTF
Stick your tongue out!	8^coms	2^pts	1^mo	WTF
What did I just see?	5^coms	-4^pts	19^dys	WTF

source: karmadecay

dirtymuffins23 · 1 day

making out with a blender, only on meth. wait...thats not right.

Goof-trooper · 1 day

A cracked tongue is caused by malnutrition.

XxMrPerfectPRxX · 1 day

its painless really...

Strikerj94 · 2012-11-14T08:25:29+00:00

TIL I am a 2-5% minority! hurray!

medicgenius · 2012-11-14T09:24:39+00:00

Fissured tongue (also known as "scrotal tongue," "lingua plicata," "Plicated tongue,"[1]:1038 and "furrowed tongue"[2]:800) is a benign condition characterized by deep grooves (fissures) in the dorsum of the tongue. Although these grooves may look unsettling, the condition is usually painless. Some individuals may complain of an associated burning sensation however

Tashisnumerouno · 2012-11-14T18:40:03+00:00

CRINGE. NYAAAAH hnnnggg

enoch1122 · 2012-11-15T00:50:10+00:00

Sour patch kids.

marthonis · 2012-11-15T01:17:15+00:00

It's "normal." Had a friend who had this.

chellgames · 1 day

This has been reposted so fucking much...

Tiranosharkusrex · 1 day

Does mashed potatoes or orher mushy food ever get in there and you have to kinda suck it out or rinse your mouth out?

Eskygirl · 1 day

If I had that, I think I'd rather call it "furrowed tongue." Scrotal? Really?

delmarman · 1 day

my friend has this, its weird but you don't really notice it..because it's their tongue..

XzentraediX · 1 day

Finally....someone else!!

lagistix · 2012-11-14T13:36:34+00:00

There was that same photo a couple weeks ago it said after effect of eating glass

5abenik · 2012-11-14T13:51:59+00:00

thats what you get for making out with a blender.

nfowler1227 · 1 day

And that's why you never go down on a stripper

4alex6 · 1 day

Have you been eating thumb tacks again?

that_sir_is_a_lie · 1 day

licking one of those giant jaw-breakers

dudSpudson · 1 day

All those sour patch kids...

Traktorkaffe · 1 day

please... Put NSFL in the tag..

hyman_shocker · 1 day

Lots and lots of paper cuts...

amperages · 1 day

Makes me wanna eat some sour candies!

Monkiespadre · 1 day

I have a less severe version of that but never really thought much of it

dude_wth · 1 day

Damn you Captain Crunch!!!!!!

patrik2012 · 1 day

I've seen some pretty messed up stuff on r/morbidreality and nothing has made me cringe....till this came along!

clevindsouza · 2012-11-14T09:06:56+00:00

She ate your mom out

MrsRi · 2012-11-14T12:38:29+00:00

This makes my split tongue seem so blah now... That's like a cat tongue. Must be awesome in oral

804R · 2012-11-14T14:21:58+00:00

I have it, to a much lesser degree. It's only visibly noticeable. I mean, stroke a finger over it, on you won't notice.

kjclb54 · 2012-11-14T14:44:21+00:00

scrotes mgoats

Oramina · 2012-11-14T14:50:25+00:00

My husband's tongue looks like that! He says it burns when he eats anything spicy. His sister also has it, they were told by their mom that it was because of the seizures they suffered when they were young. If its genetic I wonder why the others don't have it

Bugurk · 2012-11-14T15:00:41+00:00

9 volt batteries

TheFonzz · 2012-11-14T15:04:40+00:00

She was a lesbian in the movie 'Teeth'

helljumper_117 · 2012-11-14T15:40:25+00:00

Oh no not this shit again. It was posted a few months ago and it frightened me. I have to live through the nightmare again...

Donkster · 2012-11-14T15:49:40+00:00

That's why you dont chew on hardsugar candy...

wullymammith · 2012-11-14T16:01:43+00:00

I made out with someone who had scrotal tongue once. Wasn't quite a deal-breaker, but it sure did help.

partytime71 · 2012-11-14T16:20:52+00:00

I have the geographic scrotal tongue too. I amaze my children with it.

yellowzealot · 2012-11-14T16:23:55+00:00

My friend brandons tongue is like this, he can't eat anything spicy.

edsave · 2012-11-14T16:28:33+00:00

TIL I have a condition. It's totally painless. I would say the only downside is that I seem to be more sensitive to spicy food, which being Mexican is kind of a big deal around here.

litlmutt · 2012-11-14T18:09:30+00:00

My friend had that in Jr high. Whenever people got silly Id look at him and say tongue em. He'd stick his tongue out and people would go what the fuck and walk away.

AmyLee_8 · 2012-11-14T18:34:16+00:00

This is what mine looks like too. During my whole childhood I would never stick my tongue out at my friends and stuff like they always did, because I got made fun of alot. I literally thought I was the only one and had no idea what the fuck was wrong with me, until now. Wow, Thanks Reddit!

SuzetteJo · 2012-11-14T18:47:00+00:00

You'd be surprised. When my tongue is inside my mouth, it looks normal, it's only when I stick it out that it looks EXACTLY like this picture. I haven't got any complaints tho... It's been that way since I was born. Literally thought I was a freak. Thanks reddit for showing me I am still semi-normal lol

juanitothebandito · 2012-11-14T19:55:33+00:00

More importantly is that a woman ? Cause she has a fuck hairy chin....

BadTouchTrio · 1 day

My friend got a tongue like that after it swelled up.

Beast_and_the_harlot · 1 day

Really sour candy.

CivilCJ · 1 day

Mine does that after I eat a lot of salt and vinegar chips! But its only a few cracks and my tongue feels like sandpaper afterwards.

onedavester · 1 day

Grape Nuts

Bloqhead · 1 day

Don't eat LEGOs.

WTF

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