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When I know the pizza is too hot but risk it anyway.. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]GreyCastle 145 points146 points ago

You jump in an empty bathtub?

[–]FatShit 13 points14 points ago

Can you tell me a story?

[–]Mustardtigerjack 12 points13 points ago

When I was little, I had a very bad tantrum as I did not think it was really 'bathtime'. Needless to say I had quite the fit and jumped up and down in the bathtub and falling chin first into the tub. I had to get 4 stitches and now have a pretty badass scar on my chin.

[–]yummyummers 15 points16 points ago

My turn. One time, in a bath tub, I took a bath. Now I have a pretty clean ass.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 14 points15 points ago

Oh, you fancy.

[–]shikarisevenfold 2 points3 points ago

I never had a problem with bath time, but there was a time when I was about 2 that I got overly excited when getting out of the bath, and I slipped and chipped my tooth in two on the edge of the bath. Luckily, being 2, it was a milk tooth.

[–]GreyCastle 11 points12 points ago

You already got one today. That's just plain selfish.

[–]FatShit 5 points6 points ago

Im sorry :(

[–]ExxL 13 points14 points ago

It'll be alright little FatShit

[–]Queef_Sampler 3 points4 points ago

One time I wrote a rap song that had the line "gimme the fat shit, before I go batshit- low calorie, I ain't want none of that shit."

[–]jambolino23 2 points3 points ago

Ahh, rhyming shit with shit with shit.

[–]longcat305 2 points3 points ago

Hey it works for most rappers

[–]cleagles 0 points1 point ago

I may not be greycastle but the people of my town call me the best storyteller for a reason.

EHEM.

Once upon a time, the end.

[–]FatShit 4 points5 points ago

I'll take it.

[–]Grabowerful 3 points4 points ago

Fat shit.

[–]GretchenWienerz 4 points5 points ago

I have concluded that you can put any caption on a hilarious caption and fly straight to the front page

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 7 points8 points ago

Caption on a caption?

[–]GretchenWienerz 1 point2 points ago

INCEPTED

pre-edit: Yes I know inception refers to the origin of an idea and not the 'thing within a thing' and I know that incepted is not a word. tl;dr i meant gif

[–]knownsome 4 points5 points ago

Gretchen, stop trying to make incepted happen! It's not going to happen!

[–]OpenExistence89 0 points1 point ago

It's a cat, of course this goes to the front page

[–]nodnarbiter 0 points1 point ago

It's not empty... There is just very very little water in it

[–]Mehverick 71 points72 points ago

Then you make the "Hawt-tawh-tawh-tawh" sound as you chew, refusing to back down and spit it out.

[–]Dominic5521 43 points44 points ago

Spitters are quiters.

[–]GAY_WEED_DAD_69 19 points20 points ago

Just like my girlfriend.

[–]feedme-your-downvote 25 points26 points ago

We all know you don't have a girlfriend.

[–]RedSkyNoise 13 points14 points ago

But what he DOES apparently have is a pot-smokin' dicksuckin' papa!

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

I hope he's in Colorado.

[–]snarping 2 points3 points ago

Thats where the "quitters" part comes in.

[–]GAY_WEED_DAD_69 -1 points0 points ago

Eh.

[–]amperx11 -1 points0 points ago

Canadians can't have girlfriends!

[–]ExxL 1 point2 points ago

You're Candian?

[–]JackassPenguinass 4 points5 points ago

GAY_WEED_DAD_69

Hmm... Girlfriend?

[–]GAY_WEED_DAD_69 -2 points-1 points ago

Why do you assume I'm a guy?

Oh, right...

[–]Drunkturtle 17 points18 points ago

And then can't enjoy the rest of the pizza because your mouth is now burned.

[–]TwirlyGuacamole 7 points8 points ago

And then everything tastes like rubber for a month

(oh how i love jim gaffigan)

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 27 points28 points ago

Breathe in and out while the food rests on your tongue, desperately trying to cool it

[–]Nick_Burns_ThatsMe 15 points16 points ago

I can't take any comment seriously with a name like that

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 3 points4 points ago

It is his cross to bear.

[–]DangerousIdeas 4 points5 points ago

But you become panicked and decide to just swallow the bite anyways, giving you that cool sense of relief while a burning bit of pizza slowly makes way down your throat...

[–]22YearOldBoobs 0 points1 point ago

So... sexual.

[–]Hoooooooar 1 point2 points ago

the reverse blow man, fixes it everytime.

[–]justinvt 0 points1 point ago

Aw man, I need the clip of Steve Brule and the Griddleman

[–]jethro96 1 point2 points ago

Hawt-tawh-tawh-tawh!

[–]Vexxus 10 points11 points ago

Here you go

[–]kinsmed 0 points1 point ago

I need this as a continuous gif.

[–]VestaDear 9 points10 points ago

When I was in elementary school I learned how to cook mac and cheese. Once I had this skill I became incredibly impatient when it came to eating my mac and cheese and I would put it in my mouth immediately after taking it off the burner and just eat through the pain of burning my tongue.

The result? I have never experienced pizza that is "too hot" and I can usually drink hot chocolate/ coffee without waiting for it to cool.

I assume this isn't actually good for me, but damn is it satisfying.

[–]nakedinyourshower 5 points6 points ago

I am jealous of your skillz.

[–]BarelyLethal 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could do this. I have never been able to make soup without burning the tip of my tongue.

[–]DrunkenPadawan 1 point2 points ago

Ohhh this toughness is...yeah. I don't know if it's good or bad either, but the problem I come across is swallowing things that aren't too hot for the mouth yet hot enough to hurt my throat.

[–]admiral32 5 points6 points ago

The caption made this for me....

[–]shredsledding 15 points16 points ago

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

[–]ani625 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/z0fzm.gif

[–]shredsledding 1 point2 points ago

Thats about right.

[–]OmegaSuicide -3 points-2 points ago

Seriously. I'm literally high from the gut busting laughter some of these replies put me through.

[–]_Boo_ 3 points4 points ago

so funny

[–]dunnagain 3 points4 points ago

"Hmmm, nope, nope, nope, SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!"

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 8 points9 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

/r/HIFW

[–]kstiney18 2 points3 points ago

This might be my new favorite gif. So thank you!! :)

[–]Killer-Barbie 2 points3 points ago

Imaginary baths are worse than the real thing.

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

r/firstworldanarchists

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[–]jcorn3 -2 points-1 points ago

yay reposts on the front page.

[–]SRS_are_cunts 1 point2 points ago

  • After which you throw the pizza around in your mouth, while frantically breathing in and out via your mouth.

  • Swallow

  • Take another bite, repeat ad infinitum.

[–]Mehverick 2 points3 points ago

Recognizing usernames more and more often... Either more users are becoming addicted to Reddit, or I am spending too much time on Reddit.

[–]neomagtyler 1 point2 points ago

Like molten plastic...

[–]ZombieJohnny 1 point2 points ago

Silly Kitty... Pizza isn't in bathtubs...

[–]officershrute 1 point2 points ago

They're not afraid of water, they're afraid of bathtubs.

[–]LeStraw 1 point2 points ago

And how it really is..

[–]emubreath 1 point2 points ago

I cringed thinking what it would be like if the cat scratched you as it was trying to climb out of the tub

[–]Akardos 0 points1 point ago

Cats are cute even when they are being dumb :)~

[–]anywho123 0 points1 point ago

ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

[–]DeanKong 0 points1 point ago

"I am not a smart cat"

[–]smakola 0 points1 point ago

What does this have to do with Obamacare?

[–]macoure 1 point2 points ago

Dat caption...

[–]Llim 0 points1 point ago

Hm...it's a little warm, but not too bad...ah, that was a bit too hot, perhaps now by the next bite it's cooled down a bit OH GOD ABORT ABORT ABORT

[–]xiaoli 0 points1 point ago

My cat loves to casually jump into the bathtub and stare at the drain for ages.

This cat, on the other hand... I have no idea what he is trying to accomplish.

In summary: My cat rules.

[–]BarelyLethal 0 points1 point ago

I've burnt the roof of my mouth from pizza before. It didn't blister, it just sort of sloughed off. It was a very painful experience I wouldn't recommend to anyone.

[–]TreesPumpkiny 0 points1 point ago

I hope someone edits this so it's only the cat in the image. Alas I have no skill or software...

[–]hensouman 0 points1 point ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]Iamadinocopter 0 points1 point ago

you post a remotely relevant .gif that we've all seen before?

[–]Aztecius 0 points1 point ago

This is a better analogy in describing someone who has just discovered reddit, or more specifically r/spacedicks.

[–]DeltaAced 0 points1 point ago

ABORT ABORT ABORT... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[–]DrPeavey 1 point2 points ago

How did you disguise your pizza as a bath tub?

[–]paperbanjo 0 points1 point ago

I definitely burned the roof of my mouth with too-hot pizza last night. Skin was hanging and everything. :(

[–]EPiC212 0 points1 point ago

"Hello sir, is your hot pocket cold in the middle?"

"Yeah its frozen."

"Well I can serve it to you boiling lava hot."

"Will it burn my mouth?"

"It will destroy your mouth! Everything will taste like rubber for a month!"

[–]Deltaway 0 points1 point ago

Getting a tall glass of nice high-specific-heat H2O before you bite into that lava cheese shows that you're not only a man, but a man with a plan.

[–]bmes_ 1 point2 points ago

I prefer pizza to be about 115 degrees.

[–]one-oh-one 1 point2 points ago

I read this like 3 hours ago and just now noticed it said "pizza" i totally thought it said "water" instead 0o

[–]dudebot 0 points1 point ago

Put this in /r/reactiongifs

[–]rynocruzr 0 points1 point ago

This is me when I decide to browse /r/spacedicks

[–]DisregardHumanity 0 points1 point ago

I try not to climb into my pizza.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

then you're eating it wrong.

[–]ReDocter17 0 points1 point ago

The Panic, so amazing...

[–]Decyde 0 points1 point ago

Yea, don't do that. I made the mistake of doing this and I got 3rd degree burns in the roof of my mouth. I didn't notice it for a couple of days, I just had massive pain in my mouth until I saw a white spot half the size of a dime that took 2 months to heal over.

[–]knowmewell 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is full of reposts today...

[–]I_Can_Haz_Brainz 0 points1 point ago

I really think it's stupid that people always feel the need to say something is a repost. You're adding nothing of value in the comments and completely wasting your time (as well as I am right now). Downvote and move on. If it's still upvoted to front page then obviously you are in the minority. It's always been like that and will always be like that.

Deal with it.

[–]DertakoC 0 points1 point ago

damn i felt so bad but laughed so hard at the same time xD

[–]ImpureTeletubbies 1 point2 points ago

This is the first thing that has made me laugh on reddit in awhile.

[–]assassin5 0 points1 point ago

what? it's a cat in a bathtub lol

[–]Chimie45 0 points1 point ago

We need one of them GIF makers to make this into an "Abandon Thread" reaction.

[–]shaniebanie 0 points1 point ago

I've made a mistake!

[–]CrucifiedBus 0 points1 point ago

Been a long time since I laughed that much.

[–]kclink 0 points1 point ago

Take a bite of a cheeseburger that is too hot, stop, allow to cool. Take bite of pizza that is too hot, burn yourself, continue eating.

[–]edditorRay -1 points0 points ago

The worst title I've seen for this repost.

[–]70000 -1 points0 points ago

Such a feeling, I think I would enjoy food about 50% more if I would always wait for it to cool down before I ate it.

[–]jonnysunshine -1 points0 points ago

That's the exact feeling you get when that hot cheese and sauce burn the roof of your mouth.

[–]damagedg-o-o-d-s -1 points0 points ago

This has nothing to do with pizza.

But there's a cat.

Upvotes for you.

[–]Brimshae 0 points1 point ago

Is it wrong that I like the little bits of burned skin that peel off my mouth?

[–]timberwolfe -2 points-1 points ago

Hilarious gif, dumb title

[–]gumpythegreat -2 points-1 points ago

Let me just check it...OH GOD ABORT ABORT

[–]FamousInternetTroll -2 points-1 points ago

IO is here. OHM OHM OHM

YOu can say potato,and I may say nice pussy. But this is just a Kitty. The devil is everywhere! He tests; we guess. He pulls; we stretch. Imma go out on a limb here and say that Here I can call this a cat or a pussy and still be correct, but that if I go back on over to Shitredditsays and say this I'll never get laid again.. See this is where I miss the 80's. cause at least we knew what was and wasn't "PC" . Also; what applied "here" also applied "there".

Well either way I expected a hot pizza and I turn the internet page to an almost wet pussy and I got to say the sense was just a bit ackward. Even for me. I mention it here, cause I see the gstring squad has already rutted in my post above, casting their chrystaline amazonian femdom at me with their femmy downvotes. Oh I get it. It's not like a dude can come in here, have a simple thought, call a pussy a pussy, share it, and then walk out, NO! it's a bitchslapfest and I'm a little tired of it, frankly. Nuff said...

TL:DR?! SHitredditsays get out of here leave me. lalalalalal I mentoined the pWOrd. IS it wrong I call a cat that word?

[–]LetterSequence -5 points-4 points ago

#YOLO

[–]oppan_rage 0 points1 point ago

do you run over the pizza to check if its hot? :O we got a badass over here

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