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[–]NancyGracesTesticles 6 points7 points ago

Remember, when getting chased by wild animals or zombies, you don't have to be the fastest runner. You just can't be the slowest.

[–]Cralineleader 10 points11 points ago

File Not Found Or you could just hide from it, I guess...

[–]OneWhoOnlyComments 1 point2 points ago

TIL; A true man sacrifices his woman

[–]brutalsun 2 points3 points ago

.454 casull.

[–]inventor226 0 points1 point ago

When my dad when grizzly hunting in Alaska, his guide told him 'I only have to be in better shape than you.'

[–]padrex 0 points1 point ago

Well, that was quite the plot twist.

[–]Thisizcat 2 points3 points ago

I don't get it... It says file not found... Did somebody get shot? Was it funny?

[–]Mud_devil[S] -2 points-1 points ago

I have no clue i just Reposted it. Hope i don't get killed by the Reddit Nazi's for it.

[–]Hausofdaburger -5 points-4 points ago

Do you know how many times I have seen this? 8, I have seen this exact thing 8 damn times and do you want to know why? Because of people like you Mud_devil. You think you can just repost things and get away with it. Well you can't you are no better than the people over at 9gag

[–]laikasghost -1 points0 points ago

I haven't. Sorry bro.

[–]Nick_SonofReddit -1 points0 points ago

GOLD!

[–]Vinylblaster -2 points-1 points ago

This article is fake. This handgun would be classified as restricted therefor you can't just carry it around.