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[–]Triarchus 196 points197 points ago

Randy... I am the liquor.

[–]coffeemug20 68 points69 points ago

The liquor is calling the shots now bud.

[–]down_on_baker_stree 29 points30 points ago

Not another night of the shit-abyss, Mr. Lahey. Please.

[–]FUCK_OFF_LAHEY 25 points26 points ago

I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz, and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, but you know what? I don't hear a heart.

[–]down_on_baker_stree 5 points6 points ago

Don't lie to me and say you ain't pregnant wit a bucketa' chicken. PS: helluva username

[–]FUCK_OFF_LAHEY 7 points8 points ago

That's the fuckin' law bitch from the grocery store y'man, who you pointin' at, skeleton?

[–]blooddrunk1029 7 points8 points ago

Randy, if you stare into the shit abyss.... the shit abyss stares into you.

[–]annefrankswoodndildo 0 points1 point ago

We know, ok Trevor? Its a known thing. You dont gotta be saying it all the time.

[–]FamousTee 0 points1 point ago

Aw fuck it.

[–]illaqueable 45 points46 points ago

You two, smokes, let's go

[–]gheost 20 points21 points ago

Can we roll with you, Rickey? Fucking love you, man.

[–]rdbd 20 points21 points ago

Boys, put your hands down...

[–]lost623 22 points23 points ago

Mr. Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?

[–]nived90 14 points15 points ago

King of Donair

[–]Liquid_Feces 22 points23 points ago

I think the more relevant quote for this scene is: "Ten bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons"

[–]Adrian2016 11 points12 points ago

[–]illaqueable 11 points12 points ago

Look at that sampsquanch lookin' motherfucker!

[–]Adrian2016 0 points1 point ago

Needless to say, we were the best halloween costume at the party.

[–]softmod 8 points9 points ago

Fuckin' cheeseburger walrus over here.

[–]AlexEmway 3 points4 points ago

Randy Bobandy!

[–]Reggief 1 point2 points ago

I'm mowing the air Ran!

[–]Steve2phonesMcAbee 57 points58 points ago

I need a store bought cheeseburger Mr. Lahey.

[–]Sionn3039 44 points45 points ago

Barb, these are my personal burgers..

[–]ElAenciae 19 points20 points ago

End of discussion....

[–]Randy_Tutelage 15 points16 points ago

That's made out of an old blue-jay! You're gonna eat that blue-jay burger?

[–]slenski 6 points7 points ago

high pitched voice "S'good... It's good..."

[–]Vayris 4 points5 points ago

It's a bit gamey..

[–]illaqueable 2 points3 points ago

RAAAAN-DEE

[–]jpatton89 68 points69 points ago

I think Reddit would be better with more Trailer Park Boys posts.

[–]ghostbackwards 21 points22 points ago

I've noticed a good amount getting upvoted these past couple days. Cool with me mahfuckuh

[–]squirrelmasterzero 11 points12 points ago

Randy gotta get dem cheeseburgers knowamsain?

[–]brandonw00 10 points11 points ago

With a gut like that, a man is definitely on the cheeseburger, nahimsayin?

[–]TheRedJester 1 point2 points ago

What are you taking a knowamcensus?

[–]scrambles57 0 points1 point ago

[–]appleton_in_my_glass 25 points26 points ago

Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger

[–]RumorsOFsurF 7 points8 points ago

Mafuckas with guts like that definitely ain't off the cheeseburgers.

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

What in the name of all holy fuck is going on in this thread?

[–]medtxpack 1 point2 points ago

What are you dressed like Indianapolis Jones for?!

[–]optobop 52 points53 points ago

Peanut butter and JAAAAAAAAAMM!!

[–]Biscuit89 29 points30 points ago

Are you looking at my gut?

[–]AceSnipes[!] 36 points37 points ago

Whatca lookin at ma gut ferr?

[–]lampshade14 3 points4 points ago

I saw ya

[–]FamousTee 2 points3 points ago

Stop lookin' at it bubbles.

[–]lordhumunguss 12 points13 points ago

"Everyone's looking at your fucking gut. It's fucking huge!" (I might be paraphrasing; it's been a while)

[–]blamtorious 16 points17 points ago

Green eggs and HAAAAAAAAMM!!

[–]kanst 7 points8 points ago

what is this greatness

[–]conkel 15 points16 points ago

If you're asking about the show, its called The Trailer Park Boys. The greatest Canadian television show ever. If you're asking about the fat guy burping all the time his name is Phil Collins and he owns the Dirty Burger.

[–]RumorsOFsurF 3 points4 points ago

Also, the complete series is on Netflix!

Edit: complete, save for a couple specials.

[–]Smashfield5 0 points1 point ago

They have the movies on DVD, not for watch instantly sadly

[–]down_on_baker_stree 2 points3 points ago

You can also find the Christmas special on YouTube.

[–]Milkman95 -1 points0 points ago

And both the movies aren't on there.

[–]samman445 3 points4 points ago

AKA Mustard Tiger

[–]SoftShock2294 3 points4 points ago

Why has this not been in my life?

[–]illaqueable 2 points3 points ago

I just watched the episode where he was getting beaten with phone books today and almost shat myself laughing so hard

[–]slenski 6 points7 points ago

What the fuck are you doing Phil

[–]Mustard-Tiger 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]optobop 1 point2 points ago

Walrus looking motherfucker

[–]Smashfield5 2 points3 points ago

BAAAAAAMMMMM

[–]pamdb33 1 point2 points ago

Peanut butter and JAAAAAAMMMMMM!

[–]vvalmartgreeter 16 points17 points ago

Theres two things mahfuckas gotta know about j to the r-o-c I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan and Im innocent till my guilt is proven

[–]SmackNoob 7 points8 points ago

peace

[–]trexflyer02 1 point2 points ago

knowRRRRUUUknow-knowwhatI'msayin?

[–]aintel 0 points1 point ago

Represent sunnyvale trailer park, straight the fuck up

[–]f0xyl0xy 32 points33 points ago

If I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked.

[–]DR_I 13 points14 points ago

One of the best episodes. Trevor booking it in the parking garage, deeking out the cops and losing his shirt...holy shit that was great.

[–]aintel 2 points3 points ago

My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up, cause he's distraculating my case.

[–]FamousTee 1 point2 points ago

"FUCK YOU!"

dekes cop out

[–]iamnotafish 4 points5 points ago

Thank you your majesty.

[–]ImBetterThanYou27 12 points13 points ago

Oh Randy and his fat belly

[–]iWright 34 points35 points ago

Bobandy.

[–]HellHaven 1 point2 points ago

Don't make me take my pants off, RICKY

[–]FamousTee 0 points1 point ago

Cops Cops! THERE'S RANDY WITH NO PANTS ON!

[–]alomjahajmola 23 points24 points ago

[–]lost623 15 points16 points ago

Fuckin' Randy's gut, is full of dirty old cheeseburgers

[–]pantie_sniffer 14 points15 points ago

I hear cheeseburgers and onion rings coagulating together, I don't hear no heart

[–]broff 7 points8 points ago

Mufackas with guts like that ain't off no cheeseburgers, mafuckas with guts like that is definitely ON cheeseburgers dawg, gnomesing

[–]lost623 2 points3 points ago

Haha J-Roc, I can't remember the exact quote but that is pretty close.

[–]ruggedshrimp 6 points7 points ago

Probably had a "gnomsayyyin" on the end.

[–]illaqueable 3 points4 points ago

You're sayin' knowmsayin' too many times, man, once or twice is fine but your sayin' it seventy or eighty times, man, it's too many times

[–]greenet 1 point2 points ago

What you takin the knowmcensus?

[–]trexflyer02 0 points1 point ago

Are you from the department of knowmsayins? Are you taking a knowmcensus?

[–]DrumAndCoke 3 points4 points ago

Butch Cassidy and the cheeseburger kid.

[–]LandoCalrizzian 0 points1 point ago

Cheeseburger depot

[–]nanew 10 points11 points ago

[–]underscoreperiod 4 points5 points ago

Don't know who he is, but I like him.

[–]ImBetterThanYou27 18 points19 points ago

Trailer park boys. Aka funniest show on earth

[–]calonto 0 points1 point ago

Seen Drunk and on Drugs? Pretty damn funny as well. Not as good as TPB though.

[–]The_Swayzie_Express 0 points1 point ago

Yer fackin' a right!

[–]lost623 1 point2 points ago

Trailer Park Boys. Canadian television show, but it is available on Netflix in the United States. I'm just grateful I had Canadian friends that told me I had to watch this show.

[–]staplesgowhere 4 points5 points ago

Lord of the Onion Rings

[–]j-awesome 2 points3 points ago

full of dusty ol` cheeseburgers

[–]CognitiveArch 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin cheeseburger walrus.

[–]kingtimmy 2 points3 points ago

Big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard

[–]weaselonfire 0 points1 point ago

Mafackas wit guts like dat is definitely ON da cheeseburgers.

[–]Gunrack4 12 points13 points ago

First time I read every last post on a thread. I love you all.

[–]AngelSaysNo 1 point2 points ago

Me too.

[–]Gunrack4 1 point2 points ago

Well good.

[–]phezhead 11 points12 points ago

Grea-ea-easy!

[–]iamnotafish 7 points8 points ago

DEHEEECENT

[–]deniedretried 11 points12 points ago

[–]wutang1979 4 points5 points ago

"Frigg off, Rick!"

"Want me to pull my gun ooout?"

"............................................no........"

[–]TamerzIsMe 0 points1 point ago

He had to do it. Randy is going to be the father of his child.

[–]OleFj40 9 points10 points ago

You know what you get when you plant shit seeds Randy? Shit berries.

[–]DRICKE 8 points9 points ago

15 Cheeseburger, Rico Suave looking, mafucker

[–]cavaysh 6 points7 points ago

you cheeseburger eatin mo-fucka

[–]TamerzIsMe 7 points8 points ago

Just find yourself some swish.

[–]illaqueable 8 points9 points ago

You can barely drive it into you, but my fuck does it ever get you some drunk

[–]Greflin 5 points6 points ago

[–]zippie666 4 points5 points ago

Everyone just loves Bubbles

[–]staplesgowhere 5 points6 points ago

Things worked out for Bobandy, though. He is currently selling mutual funds.

[–]pamdb33 2 points3 points ago

Probably telling everyone to invest in cheeseburgers.

[–]lickinchicken 6 points7 points ago

Is that a bluejay burger?

[–]GODWILLSIT 3 points4 points ago

[–]purvimatrix 2 points3 points ago

You're gettin charged 500 dollars for wearin dem pants after labour day

[–]CrazyWhiteGuy9 3 points4 points ago

This is the greatest show ever, thank you.

[–]kfreed12 3 points4 points ago

Him and Phil Collins have the most ridiculous guts I've ever seen, how the hell did that happen?

[–]j-awesome 4 points5 points ago

well, there is a shit storm a brew`n. Cant you feel the shit clinging to the air.

[–]LC-693 4 points5 points ago

FRIG OFF CYRUS!

[–]DebacleRoberts 6 points7 points ago

Propane propaaaaaaaane.

[–]gaylordsforce -1 points0 points ago

that was fucked!

[–]Faro7453 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget the smoking pot.

[–]SpruceWayne 2 points3 points ago

"All I really wanna do is get high and mow lawns in the trailer park...and that's ok!"

[–]Kelwood 0 points1 point ago

I literally just watched this episode yesterday.

[–]fly972 0 points1 point ago

Don't fall into the Shit Chasm

[–]SarinaP 0 points1 point ago

Bo-bandy

[–]ConvictedCow 0 points1 point ago

Randy Fucking Bobandy!

[–]2k13aquila 0 points1 point ago

"Man I got these cheeseburgers man!"

[–]dflannery 2 points3 points ago

The liquor is doing the thinking now, Randy

[–]yyx9 1 point2 points ago

I love this show. Mr. Lahey using a car with the roof cut off to move dirt by using a front end loader to fill the back seat with dirt, oh my fucking God is that funny.

[–]fallingwebster 1 point2 points ago

This actually happened on Maury. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLvd54wfaI

[–]b_deam -1 points0 points ago

yupp, looks like another liquor and cheese burger party that got out of hand

[–]mike2060 1 point2 points ago

knock knock

[–]njakubow -1 points0 points ago

Fuck Off Lahey!

[–]SaebraK 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if there is anything Randy hasn't done for a cheeseburger?

[–]justlikeearth -1 points0 points ago

I need a store bought cheeseburger Mr. Lahey!

[–]treehugger312 0 points1 point ago

Went through the graduation-to-job situation about a year ago. Don't feel like you're settling by taking a shit job in-between.

[–]ctr613 -1 points0 points ago

Ain't no rest for the wicked

[–]hfhaytrfaogia7 -1 points0 points ago

This is quality. Too bad you have to sort through all the trash top links to find something midly good.

[–]iamnotafish 0 points1 point ago

Ive already re-watched this series twice this year and I recon its time for a third run.

[–]eyebeans -1 points0 points ago

You just call me 4 eyes, you big mustard tiger.

[–]blaizej -1 points0 points ago

Get back in the curr, Randy

[–]CirqueLeDerp 1 point2 points ago

Well kiss your audible farts goodbye friend, it took me four months to find a job post-graduation, and I'm told that I'm on the lucky end of things.

[–]Smurfettte 1 point2 points ago

Fuck it, four more years of school it is.

[–]wutang1979 -1 points0 points ago

"C'mon Bobandy I gotcha a real cheese burger" "It's a little gamey..."

[–]wutang1979 1 point2 points ago

Back then they called him Smokey. He was a young one, but the kid could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

[–]coocheemonster -1 points0 points ago

Mfkas with guts like that aint OFF the cheeseburgers.... Mfkas with guts like that is definitely ON the cheeseburger T, gnomsayn

[–]Adrian2016 -1 points0 points ago

"Sexy Julian"

[–]Cubiclehero -1 points0 points ago

Oh Fuck Purple Squirles!

[–]neon_unicorns -1 points0 points ago

DAMNIT RANDY!

[–]ganjinaman 0 points1 point ago

fuck you randy hahah

[–]richardlotion 0 points1 point ago

Damnit randy!

[–]YourMomSaidHi 1 point2 points ago

If someone told you that a awesome job was waiting for you after college they lied. Experience is king. Education just opens doors. You still gotta get out there and pay your dues sucka. Also, if you haven't reached 30 yet then you are an idiot and no one wants you working for them

[–]MrMaynard 0 points1 point ago

Knock Knock

Funny enough, I've been told I look a little like Bubbles.. just need the glasses and grow my hair out a bit

[–]Jeffro187 0 points1 point ago

Smokey!!

[–]mcharb13 0 points1 point ago

I smell a shitstorm coming, Randy

[–]kilted79 0 points1 point ago

Just watched that episode last night.

[–]m3r0072003 0 points1 point ago

I did the same thing. But so my parents wouldn't worry I called it graduate school.

[–]bcraven1 0 points1 point ago

Ugh, I feel the same way! :(

I graduate in December, and if I can't find a job by April, I'm either joining the Air Force or becoming a corrections officer. haha Times are rough!

Good luck to you!

[–]Slarkle 0 points1 point ago

Everybody's talkin' at me, but I don't hear a word they're saying...

[–]milkasaurous[!] 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure there isn't a single thing on reddit that was Trailer Park Boys related...that I haven't upvoted.

[–]zebrapancakes 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory Obama comment.

[–]ssforever -1 points0 points ago

Jackass, all he needs is like 3 bucks and than he can get a MacGangBang from McDonald. If no of you know what that is, try it; trust me

[–]booskerbear 0 points1 point ago

Badass show, good sub too at /r/trailerparkboys

[–]rockDcock 0 points1 point ago

Really? With that belly?

[–]Balltron9000 0 points1 point ago

Ten bucks or six Dairy Queen coupons.

[–]B-bifford 0 points1 point ago

WHAT IN DA FUCK!?!

[–]bourredame 0 points1 point ago

A fucking blue jay cheeseburger....

[–]endless_pools 0 points1 point ago

It was a freak liquor and cheeseburger party.

[–]Luzzbightyear 0 points1 point ago

I came for the TPB quotes nahhhhimsayyin

[–]spockoli 0 points1 point ago

It's supply and command. Makes sense to me.

[–]missgonzo 0 points1 point ago

When I read the comments on TPB posts, I have found my people.

[–]ImpairmentLoss 0 points1 point ago

Obama won. You wont find one.

[–]guntfuddler -1 points0 points ago

Randy my son's missing and all you can think about is drugs and cheeseburgers??

[–]imkidding 1 point2 points ago

Shit Winds...

[–]butnmshr -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me, or does this look a lot like some crappy mid 90's PC game? I would play that game.

[–]DirtPile -1 points0 points ago

Just become an assistant weekend trailer park supervisor. As long as you know what kah-hayki pants are, you're fine.

[–]AngelSaysNo -4 points-3 points ago

Ricky: "Lahey, how fucked up are you?" Lahey: "6 out of 10."

My favorite part from the entire series and the specials/movies.

[–]skeezer28 0 points1 point ago

liquor's callin the shots now bobandis!!